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squeal like a piggy boy
So I went kayaking in upstate Ct. on Saturday.Pwned by water :-\
It didn't sink in what I was getting myself into when I heard that no one was allowed on the river the weekend before because the water was too fast and high after all the rain we've been getting.
So I leave my jeep jump in the shuttle and off I go.It's a 10 mile float/paddle down the river.
so the first 3/4's is chill.I paddle when I want,lay back in the kayak with my shirt off and my life vest as a pillow.
I see some white heads and put on my life jacket...sure enough I get spun sideways hit a rock and flip..I'm in a sit on top kayak so I end up in the water.first thing they tell you is to lay on your back and float until you can get out of the river.so of course I immediately try to stand and get knocked down and dragged over some rocks. not to bad, I'm quickly get back in my kayak {my friend grabbed it and was holding on to some overhead branches}...go down a little farther and flip again.this time it's a little more painfull.cut my knee and my side...get back in go a little farther and flip for the third time in the roughest part of the river.
scratch myself up real good this time.I couldn't get to the kayak.everytime I tried to swim or sidestroke I'd get lit up...so I had to float down the river on my back waiting to bounce into the next rock and hoping I didn't break anything....after about 15 minutes of this I finally get to shore where hypothermia kicked in and I shook uncontrollably for 10-15 minutes...I lost the paddle,my shirt, and flip flops.
laying there I hear cars above me so I trek up through the woods to the road and somehow I'm right in fron of the place where I left my jeep.I went in took my keys and told them where to find the kayak and I had no idea about the paddle.....I went home and took a painful shower,had 2 beers and some food and was in bed by 5 pm....great times!
So I went kayaking in upstate Ct. on Saturday.
It didn't sink in what I was getting myself into when I heard that no one was allowed on the river the weekend before because the water was too fast and high after all the rain we've been getting.
So I leave my jeep jump in the shuttle and off I go.It's a 10 mile float/paddle down the river.
so the first 3/4's is chill.I paddle when I want,lay back in the kayak with my shirt off and my life vest as a pillow.
I see some white heads and put on my life jacket...sure enough I get spun sideways hit a rock and flip..I'm in a sit on top kayak so I end up in the water.first thing they tell you is to lay on your back and float until you can get out of the river.so of course I immediately try to stand and get knocked down and dragged over some rocks. not to bad, I quickly get back in my kayak {my friend grabbed it and was holding on to some overhead branches}...go down a little farther and flip again.this time it's a little more painfull.cut my knee and my side...get back in go a little farther and flip for the third time in the roughest part of the river.
scratch myself up real good this time.I couldn't get to the kayak.everytime I tried to swim or sidestroke I'd get lit up...so I had to float down the river on my back waiting to bounce into the next rock and hoping I didn't break anything....after about 15 minutes of this I finally get to shore where hypothermia kicked in and I shook uncontrollably for 10-15 minutes...I lost the paddle,my shirt, and flip flops.
laying there I hear cars above me so I trek up through the woods to the road and somehow I'm right in front of the place where I left my jeep.I went in took my keys and told them where to find the kayak and I had no idea about the paddle.....I went home and took a painful shower,had 2 beers and some food and was in bed by 5 pm....great times!
I see some white heads and put on my life jacket...
Good move, no one else really wants to see those either :-Xlol
Why was this workout witheld from the lifting thread?
Good move, no one else really wants to see those either :-X
farmington river?
some dude drowned in it the other day I think
Im sure that bobblehead of yours helped keep you afloat.
>:( I've never done a more exhausting and strenuous workout
If you modify your training you'd be better prepared. Please change to 33386 type workouts for the next three months..
farmington river?
some dude drowned in it the other day I think
I just knew that you would respond to that part! ;D
;D
Glad u r ok friend.
I bet your dad told you not to go and you ignored him >:(
you call yer pappy right now and beg for his forgiveness >:(
I never told him I was going ;)
you call yer pappy right now and beg for his forgiveness >:(
I love T3h RUDE's avatar.
I almost died for you bitches and your worried about RUDES avatar >:(
damn that sucks bro----I know the feeling.
More like 3 or 4 :-\
...not even kayaking...just swimming and caught up in the current.
damn that sucks bro----I know the feeling.
Long story short, I was a kid and swimming/body surfing all day (out in santa monica), it was a bad day for riptides and I wasnt paying attention and looked back and realized I was far as fuck out. Started swimming back, I was going nowhere fast. My brain kicked in after 1 min of that and started swimming in a diagonal to get out of the riptide. while I was doing that I got one of the worst leg cramps in my life (shitty feeling). other than that, made it back and walked out the water like a boss (totally faking it) for the sake of the lifeguards (who were yelling at me the whole time) with surfboards ready to save me. tehy said once they saw I was swimming in a diagonal to shore to get out of riptide they knew I knew what I was doing.
Clavins gimmick exposed in this thread.
I never told him I was going ;)
>:(
calvin gets teh ladiesQuite the assumption you just made.
Quite the assumption you just made.are you saying calvin has been known to play the flute?
So I went kayaking in upstate Ct. on Saturday.
It didn't sink in what I was getting myself into when I heard that no one was allowed on the river the weekend before because the water was too fast and high after all the rain we've been getting.
So I leave my jeep jump in the shuttle and off I go.It's a 10 mile float/paddle down the river.
so the first 3/4's is chill.I paddle when I want,lay back in the kayak with my shirt off and my life vest as a pillow.
I see some white heads and put on my life jacket...sure enough I get spun sideways hit a rock and flip..I'm in a sit on top kayak so I end up in the water.first thing they tell you is to lay on your back and float until you can get out of the river.so of course I immediately try to stand and get knocked down and dragged over some rocks. not to bad, I quickly get back in my kayak {my friend grabbed it and was holding on to some overhead branches}...go down a little farther and flip again.this time it's a little more painfull.cut my knee and my side...get back in go a little farther and flip for the third time in the roughest part of the river.
scratch myself up real good this time.I couldn't get to the kayak.everytime I tried to swim or sidestroke I'd get lit up...so I had to float down the river on my back waiting to bounce into the next rock and hoping I didn't break anything....after about 15 minutes of this I finally get to shore where hypothermia kicked in and I shook uncontrollably for 10-15 minutes...I lost the paddle,my shirt, and flip flops.
laying there I hear cars above me so I trek up through the woods to the road and somehow I'm right in front of the place where I left my jeep.I went in took my keys and told them where to find the kayak and I had no idea about the paddle.....I went home and took a painful shower,had 2 beers and some food and was in bed by 5 pm....great times!
Pussy.
Please ::)
...the only time you see water is when it leaks into your parents basement.
There's more water/oil in your arms than in that river.
So Clavin is scared of possums and kayaks? Oh brother.and most likely his father probably wants a hug ::)
Glad you are ok, no matter what chaos says.
I almost died for you bitches and your worried about RUDES avatar >:(
calvin being slaughtered for not being able to paddle in a gentle stream in this thread
Last Saturday night I went kayaking on the Hudson river {nervous the first 15 min. from my last adventure ::)}..really nice views of NYC and calm water..no flipping!Getting in before SS ::)