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Title: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 20, 2013, 04:35:14 PM
Firstly, for all we know GoSUCK is "patterned" after Special Forces training like The Exorcist is based on a true story; secondly, even if the patterning is there, GoSUCK is probably a sad simulacrum of what the real guys do (and probably necessarily so); and thirdly, what's certain is that it serves as a beacon for gun queers and other military culture-obsessed types who want to make-believe they are anything approximating the real deal in order to feel, well, special, some of the most obnoxious people on the planet -- invariably white douchenozzles pathetically trying to emulate the real guys' sunglasses, minimalist wear, and hairstyle in a civilian context (Spec Ops at the grocery store!), except with more mean mugging.

Gayer than being so haunted by neuroses in old age that you need to treat a pool party like a contest with a proper prep beforehand, oh brother. GoSUCK yourselves, you cultish queers.*

*Any derogatory comments towards homosexuality pertain only to a specific type, i.e., the non-OMRian variety.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=448544.0;attach=526612;image)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2013, 04:42:22 PM
This way they can feel tough without the possibility of being shot at or killed.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Archer77 on July 20, 2013, 04:42:54 PM
I prefer this

http://ninjacampusa.com/
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2013, 04:45:20 PM
LOL - we did 12 miles - PT - log carries - like telephone pole carries fir 80 blocks from 120st street to time square today - and you want to joke. 


LOL 



Wow! Sounds heavy. Must have been sweaty!

Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2013, 04:51:15 PM
Looks like something coach would do
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2013, 04:53:41 PM
50lb ruck sack for q12 miles


No joke - had sand up in my shit from the get go - try that you gsy fags for 12 miles

12 miles w sand EVERYWHERE carrying a log , 50lbs ruck sack , kettlebells, barbells, etc  

Fucking TWINKS on this site would die after 30 minutes of thus shit


I see this was a non black group
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Archer77 on July 20, 2013, 04:54:23 PM

I see this was a non black group

There is a black guy.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2013, 04:55:00 PM
There is a black guy.

My bad I just spotted wiggs
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: SF1900 on July 20, 2013, 04:55:40 PM
50lb ruck sack for q12 miles


No joke - had sand up in my shit from the get go - try that you gsy fags for 12 miles

12 miles w sand EVERYWHERE carrying a log , 50lbs ruck sack , kettlebells, barbells, etc  

Fucking TWINKS on this site would die after 30 minutes of thus shit


While you make a valid point, I bet not one of those people in that photo could bench 500+ or squat 500+ Thus, any powerlifter could easily call each one of those guys in the photo a twink.

Those guys in the photo dont care about benching 500+ pounds, just as most getbiggers dont care about running 12 miles with a log on our backs.

I am gathering most getbiggers lift weights and train to get big. I have no desire to run a 12 mile with a log on my back. If I trained for it, I probably could. I just choose not to. It does not make me a twink. It makes me someone who does not care about running around obstacle courses.

Again, its all perspective.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2013, 04:56:18 PM
50lb ruck sack for q12 miles


No joke - had sand up in my shit from the get go - try that you gsy fags for 12 miles

12 miles w sand EVERYWHERE carrying a log , 50lbs ruck sack , kettlebells, barbells, etc  

Fucking TWINKS on this site would die after 30 minutes of thus shit

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485674.0;attach=526621;image)

Did you hit the chick on the left? :D

Looks good
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Archer77 on July 20, 2013, 04:56:48 PM
My bad I just spotted wiggs

One single black guy. He must be the ice t character from Surviving The Game
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2013, 04:58:52 PM
Thick ass and legs on the tourist whore on the left


How did the rooster do?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: SF1900 on July 20, 2013, 04:59:37 PM
correct - but its nothing to sneeze at and its fucking HARD


I am sure it is difficult to do. I would not be able to do it.

However, this does not take away from the fact that it is funny to see these people swimming through ponds/rivers or whatever like elite NAVY Seals and running around obstacle courses like their life is in danger lol. Is it difficult to do these things? Probably is. Is it fun to make fun of them? DEFINITELY!!  ;D ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: SF1900 on July 20, 2013, 05:03:39 PM
The natty permabulker in full Call of Duty regalia holding the flag is acting like he just landed on Iwo Jima.

This is a clown party of epic proportions.
 

Yes, some of these clowns are funny.

Im sorry, but the people that do these events think they are elite warriors or something. I mean, come on....lol
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2013, 05:03:53 PM
2 chicks on the left were not even part of my group LOL!!!

Great legs on Lefty

Was there an Afterparty? :D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2013, 05:04:29 PM
;D

Check thid out

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200913112143405&set=o.559037074149274&type=2&theater



Definately Wiggs :D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2013, 05:05:30 PM
Yup - and my boy Ray hooked up too -


Im engaged so I cant do shit right now - bit there are a lot of crossfit women doing these things

Got more pics of Lefty?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 20, 2013, 05:07:22 PM
This way they can feel tough without the possibility of being shot at or killed.

Yes, acting super-hardcore around civilians in a desperate ploy to impress, complete with stern faces and super badass military gear, despite being a manlet shorter than the average Swedish woman and dabbling on the internet virtually all day.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=448544.0;attach=526611;image)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2013, 05:07:30 PM
Chics on the left jumped in on the pic bt not part of the GRT group

AHA! Just an Attentionwhore outta nowhere
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 20, 2013, 05:08:40 PM
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Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Nails on July 20, 2013, 05:09:15 PM
Looking big 333386
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 05:10:10 PM
Yes, acting super-hardcore around civilians in a desperate ploy to impress, complete with stern faces and super badass military gear, despite being a manlet shorter than the average Swedish woman and posting across the internet virtually all day.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=448544.0;attach=526611;image)

I did it - you troll me now despite the fact that you are a pos

You = FAIL
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 05:11:47 PM
And the jumping around in the playground sand box is the height of douchebaggery.

If I was a parent there w/ my kid I'd be pretty annoyed at these idiots.

Its to make everyone very miserable for the rest of the day.   That sand under your straps of the 50lb ruck SUCK 

Sand everywhere while you are running sand carrying heavy shit SUCKS!!!
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Army of One on July 20, 2013, 05:20:11 PM
I'm sorry, but this is akin to putting on an apron and showing off your guns in the kitchen with the women while baking brownies.Anything a 100 pound woman takes part in isnt worth bragging about.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 05:25:22 PM
Good job 333386. Im sure it wasnt easy. You look to be in great shape too.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 05:25:37 PM
I'm sorry, but this is akin to putting on an apron and showing off your guns in the kitchen with the women while baking brownies.Anything a 100 pound woman takes part in isnt worth bragging about.


I know what I did today.  You idiots would have melted in the 1st hour of pt who hate on me  
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Army of One on July 20, 2013, 05:27:28 PM

I know what I did today.  You idiots would have melted in the 1st hour of pt who hate on me  

Were you the one handing out tampons?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485674.0;attach=526620;image)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 05:28:09 PM
Good job 333386. Im sure it wasnt easy. You look to be in great shape too.

I have a blister on my foot that looks like a tomatoe - but it was a great day - amazing event  
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 05:29:12 PM
Were you the one handing out tampons?

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485674.0;attach=526620;image)

Im looking better in that pic than 99% of the posters on this site - me = WINNING
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Archer77 on July 20, 2013, 05:30:00 PM
I have a blister on my foot that looks like a tomatoe - but it was a great day - amazing event  

I second myself shizzo.  I can see how it would be fun.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Army of One on July 20, 2013, 05:32:03 PM
Im looking better in that pic than 99% of the posters on this site - me = WINNING

The only thing you are winning in that picture is a limbo contest
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 05:34:39 PM
The only thing you are winning in that picture is a limbo contest

 ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 20, 2013, 05:40:22 PM
A Special Forces unit attached to the 3rd Butt Brigade on a "search and suck" mission for all hostile cocks in the vicinity. ::)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485674.0;attach=526620;image)

The guys who went through the Fallujah campaign haven't got shit on you, bro.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 20, 2013, 05:41:48 PM
Im looking better in that pic than 99% of the posters on this site - me = WINNING
chaos will not agree, but you look ok.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 20, 2013, 05:45:10 PM
This looks fun if you're a decathalon kinda guy. Not my cup of tea, but who the hell cares what someone else does for exercise? Not me. You look good 3338, do what makes you happy.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 05:46:17 PM
LOL!!! This should go straight to the best GB quotes of 2013 thread.

Really funny considering the guy we had today was a USMC Recon Marine who developed the PT program for USMC Recon Marines and did a few tours in Iraq and Afghanistan 


You iron warriors would cry after 30 minutes of real PT
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: WalterWhite on July 20, 2013, 05:59:49 PM
Really funny considering the guy we had today was a USMC Recon Marine who developed the PT program for USMC Recon Marines and did a few tours in Iraq and Afghanistan  


You iron warriors would cry after 30 minutes of real PT

Your general call out to "iron warriors" assumes no one on here served in the armed forces, attended a military academy, airborne school, ranger school  and fucking fought in the desert.  How would you be doing fighting house to house, building to building in Fallujah?  If you train your ass off to fight and are willing to put your life on the line you can do it.  If someone wants to do the crap your doing they need to train for it.

Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:02:03 PM
Your general call out to "iron warriors" assumes no one on here served in the armed forces, attended a military academy, airborne school, ranger school  and fucking fought in the desert.  How would you doing fighting house to house, building to building in Fallujah?  If you train your ass off to fight and are willing to put your life on the line you can do it.  If someone wants to do the crap your doing they need to train for it.




uuummmmm   99% of the clowns on this site dismissing this don't fit that bill. 


And to boot - I can pump iron too - and guess what - that is easy bullshit in overall sense of physical acivtivity
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Nomad on July 20, 2013, 06:03:08 PM
Its not easy - we did 12 miles today - which included a log carry from 120th street to times Sq. 44th street includibng team weights and buddy carries.

Most of the twinks on this site would die within an hour of a GoRuck Challenge

www.goruck.com



Go take a look you drug addicted fags  - you don't have shit on me  

oh brother

cry anymore?

last I checked , part of sfod d selection was doing 40+ milees with 55lb backpack and this in middle of nowhere, north carolina woods w/ nothing but a compass
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:04:47 PM
oh brother

cry anymore?

last I checked , part of sfod d selection was doing 40+ milees with 55lb backpack and this in middle of nowhere, north carolina woods w/ nothing but a compass

And - how many people can even dream about doing that? 
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:05:17 PM
Let the gimmicks hate bro. You are one of the real posters on this site.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:06:35 PM
Let the gimmicks hate bro. You are one of the real posters on this site.

I never hide anything,   Ever.   The gimmicks, the fags, the twinks, the fakes always hide and never show their cards cause they are cowards. 

Syntax is a coward, as are the others
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 20, 2013, 06:12:37 PM
Like over 11,000 posts this guy 333386 must know what he is talking about.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:15:47 PM
This looks fun if you're a decathalon kinda guy. Not my cup of tea, but who the hell cares what someone else does for exercise? Not me. You look good 3338, do what makes you happy.


Just doing different things lately.   This is challenging and hard - it not easy whatsoever.   Have a bloster on my foot right now that is killing!!! 
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: WalterWhite on July 20, 2013, 06:19:20 PM

uuummmmm   99% of the clowns on this site dismissing this don't fit that bill. 


And to boot - I can pump iron too - and guess what - that is easy bullshit in overall sense of physical acivtivity

I am certainly not dismissing it and know how difficult it can be.  Maybe I am too new here to know 99% of posters.  Other boards have a plethora of combat vets so I made an assumption.  
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Schmoff on July 20, 2013, 06:21:29 PM
Did you hit the chick on the left? :D

Looks good


haha

first thing in my mind too

Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Grape Ape on July 20, 2013, 06:21:59 PM
Exactly. Join the military if u want to do this. It's like Civil War reenacting.

Yes, because a life long commitment to the armed forces is the same as a one day recreational challenge.    ::)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:23:03 PM
I am certainly not dismissing it and know how difficult it can be.  Maybe I am too new here to know 99% of posters.  Other boards have a plethora of combat vets so I made an assumption.  
gimmick meltdown.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:23:05 PM
Too much work.... ;D

I got paid for that shit  8)

But they did send me to exotic shitholes  :-X
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:23:40 PM
I am certainly not dismissing it and know how difficult it can be.  Maybe I am too new here to know 99% of posters.  Other boards have a plethora of combat vets so I made an assumption.  

Im not a combat vet.   Im a BB whodid everything in the past fro BJJ, BB, track n field, etc - im just doing this bs now for a change of pace


Its hard ans itd not easy at all.  Pushups, burpees, walking lunh=ges w weight, carrying a 50lb ruck  - this shit ajint easy
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:26:34 PM
Words of wisdom from my army days:

If you can't truck it.....fuck it.

Two things fall from the sky....bird shit and idiots.

Can't take a shit without a grunt.

Army where the men are men, and the women are too.

 ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:27:16 PM
Im not a combat vet.   Im a BB whodid everything in the past fro BJJ, BB, track n field, etc - im just doing this bs now for a change of pace


Its hard ans itd not easy at all.  Pushups, burpees, walking lunh=ges w weight, carrying a 50lb ruck  - this shit ajint easy
Dude, relax. You are an elite getbigger. Dont let the gimmick pussies get to you. You enjoy life, and you are who you say you are. Case closed.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:28:05 PM
Not even the chicks bothered to wear those special tactical combat gloves that GI Joe here is sporting.

I think this guy finished first though:



Hey asshole - just one of the things today was that I led a 4 mile run while everyone had 30-50lbs ruck on while sandy  - go try that asshole and see how it works out for you w sand everywhere in 95 degrees weather  ncluding your undies, your straps shirts, socks, shoes, etc     - - - --  - - after having done three hours of of PT of rucking beforehand.

FNG bitch  - I own you pussy
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:28:41 PM
Im not a combat vet.   Im a BB whodid everything in the past fro BJJ, BB, track n field, etc - im just doing this bs now for a change of pace


Its hard ans itd not easy at all.  Pushups, burpees, walking lunh=ges w weight, carrying a 50lb ruck  - this shit ajint easy

Full pack with full battle rattle plus weapon is about 80 lbs and sucks big donkey dick....that's why you throw that bitch in a HUMVEE
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: The True Adonis on July 20, 2013, 06:29:24 PM
FYI - we got thrown out of Central Park for upsetting a turtle sancturary
I would have called the police!  Turtles should never be disturbed, especially the rare and endangered ones.  Its not worth ruining their habitat for some exercise.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 20, 2013, 06:29:45 PM
Really funny considering the guy we had today was a USMC Recon Marine who developed the PT program for USMC Recon Marines and did a few tours in Iraq and Afghanistan 

Good on him for figuring out how to charge OCD-racked manlets and teal shoe/booty short wearing warrior wannabes ~$100 per person to roll around with homeless peoples' poo in NYC's public playgrounds.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485674.0;attach=526622;image)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: WalterWhite on July 20, 2013, 06:30:28 PM
gimmick meltdown.

You posted you died in a car wreck and call me a gimmick  ::)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: headhuntersix on July 20, 2013, 06:30:53 PM
Sorry gotta defend 3 here. If these people are having fun and are paying for doing any of that.....they're retards and more power to them. I've gone to Ranger School various mountain and cold weather warfare schools with the Marines and Army plus various combat deployment train ups and other miserable training courses. That shit isn't fun and I'm sure it made them stronger. Why bag it? Crossfit is gay as shit but alot of people do it. These folks are just looking for a better way to train. Besides every time there's a post about military service all tht gets posted is how stupid we are and all that shit...while most here would piss their pants if they had to do any of this shit. If he wants to spend his weekends sandy, running through the mud, good for him. I rubbed my Ranger tab and floated down a river in Texas with a camelbac full of rum and coke.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:31:17 PM
I would have called the police!  Turtles should never be disturbed, especially the rare and endangered ones.  Its not worth ruining their habitat for some exercise.

Fuck the turtles
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:32:34 PM
Full pack with full battle rattle plus weapon is about 80 lbs and sucks big donkey dick....that's why you throw that bitch in a HUMVEE
Lol!!! Humvee= Alex23. Hahaha. Detective Shizzo outing the gimmicks.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:33:09 PM
Sorry gotta defend 3 here. If these people are having fun and are paying for doing any of that.....they're retards and more power to them. I've gone to Ranger School various mountain and cold weather warfare schools with the Marines and Army plus various combat deployment train ups and other miserable training courses. That shit isn't fun and I'm sure it made them stronger. Why bag it? Crossfit is gay as shit but alot of people do it. These folks are just looking for a better way to train. Besides every time there's a post about military service all tht gets posted is how stupid we are and all that shit...while most here would piss their pants if they had to do any of this shit. If he wants to spend his weekends sandy, running through the mud, good for him. I rubbed my Ranger tab and floated down a river in Texas with a camelbac full of rum and coke.

guess what - our group today led by a USMC Recon Marine (Cadre Chris Stokes) raised almoat $1,000 for the Green Beret Foundation benefiting wounded spec ops soldiers.  
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: WalterWhite on July 20, 2013, 06:34:22 PM


Army where the men are men, and the women are too.

 ;D

Learned this my first day at West Point.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: The True Adonis on July 20, 2013, 06:34:57 PM
Fuck the turtles
They own us all living to 300 years old.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:35:09 PM
You posted you died in a car wreck and call me a gimmick  ::)
You guys are reaching now.  Come at me bros!
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:36:09 PM
Learned this my first day at West Point.

GoRuck runs events at West Point too 

https://www.goruck.com/events

Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:36:32 PM
Lol!!! Humvee= Alex23. Hahaha. Detective Shizzo outing the gimmicks.

Who? One account there jerky.....one, say it with me O N E Account ONE.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:36:56 PM
You guys are reaching now.  Come at me bros!

you should sign up for an event too!
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: The True Adonis on July 20, 2013, 06:38:07 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Fuck is this shit?
(http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2013/06/29/19/06/ql5Sv.St.81.jpeg)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:38:29 PM
Learned this my first day at West Point.

I turned down West Point Prep to go to Penn State and ROTC....then went active duty enlisted :'(...long story.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 20, 2013, 06:39:43 PM
Yes, because a life long commitment to the armed forces is the same as a one day recreational challenge.    ::)

Yes, because an eight year commitment with an active duty component as little as 2 years is "life long."  ::)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
Who? One account there jerky.....one, say it with me O N E Account ONE.

Alex23 meltdown. I am the true king.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:40:44 PM
U S Army = Uncle Sam ain't released me yet...

Backwards...

Y my retarded ass signed up?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: The True Adonis on July 20, 2013, 06:41:40 PM
(http://s7.postimage.org/5oydk8etn/male_australian_swimmer_image.jpg)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:41:45 PM
Why?! As bat shit crazy as u are at least u have some athletic ability. This idiot is just a 35 year-old Jason Genova.

uummm  - those packs have 50lbs in it  


Most of these clowns w 50lbs on their back after a few miles running and then doing pt would be gasping for life
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Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:42:28 PM
Alex23 meltdown. I am the true king.

Only thing melting is the ice in your cheap booze and your getbig cred.

You've been relegated to second class citizen status on par with Tbombz, enjoy your irrelevance.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:44:35 PM
We raised over $1,000 for the Green Beret Foundation today to help wounded warriors and their families.  What did my haters do? 
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:44:45 PM
Only thing melting is the ice in your cheap booze and your getbig cred.

You've been relegated to second class citizen status on par with Tbombz, enjoy your irrelevance.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! You are a second class citizen. You snooze, you lose Alex. I am the king of Getbig now.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2013, 06:44:51 PM
Full pack with full battle rattle plus weapon is about 80 lbs and sucks big donkey dick....that's why you throw that bitch in a HUMVEE
Agree. I just don't understand 333... when I got out, all I was thinking,... is man, I'm glad I don't have to do this shit anymore. Doing range runs... forced marches.... carrying all that extra ammo and gear.. fuck that shit. I'd never do that shit for fun.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2013, 06:46:42 PM
Sorry gotta defend 3 here. If these people are having fun and are paying for doing any of that.....they're retards and more power to them. I've gone to Ranger School various mountain and cold weather warfare schools with the Marines and Army plus various combat deployment train ups and other miserable training courses. That shit isn't fun and I'm sure it made them stronger. Why bag it? Crossfit is gay as shit but alot of people do it. These folks are just looking for a better way to train. Besides every time there's a post about military service all tht gets posted is how stupid we are and all that shit...while most here would piss their pants if they had to do any of this shit. If he wants to spend his weekends sandy, running through the mud, good for him. I rubbed my Ranger tab and floated down a river in Texas with a camelbac full of rum and coke.
Hah, bet that camelback is fucking ruined... I did that on libo a couple time, the fucking thing was never the same again... that bitch got relegated to the back of my closet after I got out.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:48:05 PM
Only thing melting is the ice in your cheap booze and your getbig cred.

You've been relegated to second class citizen status on par with Tbombz, enjoy your irrelevance.
You are an American all the way. Time to time out Tedim.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:48:21 PM
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! You are a second class citizen. You snooze, you lose Alex. I am the king of Getbig now.

Saturday night....booze a flowing....shitzoos liver fat and swollen on getbig attention whoring ;D

Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:48:40 PM
Agree. I just don't understand 333... when I got out, all I was thinking,... is man, I'm glad I don't have to do this shit anymore. Doing range runs... forced marches.... carrying all that extra ammo and gear.. fuck that shit. I'd never do that shit for fun.

At 38 yo - im looking for different bullshit to do - did BB,  did martial arts, did track, did TMA, did everything, just enjoying myself doing other bs to keep me motivated to stay in shape and moving forward.  

BB is boring to me now, same as martial arts.  Im doing TM, Spartan Race, and GoRuck, and this stuff is what I like lately.  

Why the hate?  
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 20, 2013, 06:50:32 PM
333386's gaggle of military wannabe retards crack team of specialists sneakily ascends towards the target:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/s720x720/1011935_10200910885127731_1398657686_n.jpg)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:50:52 PM
Saturday night....booze a flowing....shitzoos liver fat and swollen on getbig attention whoring ;D


;D..... I never tell a lie.  ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2013, 06:52:25 PM
At 38 yo - im looking for different bullshit to do - did BB,  did martial arts, did track, did TMA, did everything, just enjoying myself doing other bs to keep me motivated to stay in shape and moving forward.  

BB is boring to me now, same as martial arts.  Im doing TM, Spartan Race, and GoRuck, and this stuff is what I like lately.  

Why the hate?  
I kept in shape doing MMA and various other things.... screwed around with paintball... but mostly just lift and run. Not even so much running anymore. I have absolutely zero desire to get sandy and miserable anymore, especially for no reason. It's not my idea of fun. But hey, more power to you. You were Navy right? Maybe you didn't get your fill of hauling heavy ass shit around in the dirt, lol.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 06:54:14 PM
I kept in shape doing MMA and various other things.... screwed around with paintball... but mostly just lift and run. Not even so much running anymore. I have absolutely zero desire to get sandy and miserable anymore, especially for no reason. It's not my idea of fun. But hey, more power to you. You were Navy right? Maybe you didn't get your fill of hauling heavy ass shit around in the dirt, lol.
Calm down opiate transformer. I want to hear that you are clean. Stop posting and start doing.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2013, 06:58:31 PM
Calm down opiate transformer. I want to hear that you are clean. Stop posting and start doing.
I've been clean for a long time now, douche nozzle. Way to keep up.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 20, 2013, 06:58:55 PM
I kept in shape doing MMA and various other things.... screwed around with paintball... but mostly just lift and run. Not even so much running anymore. I have absolutely zero desire to get sandy and miserable anymore, especially for no reason. It's not my idea of fun. But hey, more power to you. You were Navy right? Maybe you didn't get your fill of hauling heavy ass shit around in the dirt, lol.

The people who do GRT are really a good community of people and that partly why I do it - just a good group of peeps  overall in a social network  
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 07:00:48 PM
333 I think it's fine for you to enjoy it and seek it as a challenge....

My commentary is strictly the misery I suffered while I was in and only about that.....I look back and cringe at division runs 10th airborne corp 4 mile runs and 6 mile road marches quarterly...pt at ft drum in January February ect soooooo cold your dick would freeze and hurt when you got back from runs.....starching dbu's at 11 pm and shinning boots with mirror fronts and backs...striping, waxing and buffing hallways

Too much shit to list :-X
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 07:01:41 PM
I've been clean for a long time now, douche nozzle. Way to keep up.
Bullshit. You are an ongoing project. I hope you pull out of it soldier.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: arce1988 on July 20, 2013, 07:05:34 PM
  In the USMC we did ones farther than the MCRESS

 
 during this time it was 28 miles in full combat load       we would do 30 though just to be better

 Join the USMC and serve the USA if you want to do this   not play games
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: arce1988 on July 20, 2013, 07:10:27 PM
 yeah   minimum for macress was 28      we always did a minimum of 30    that really beats your feet down     
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 07:10:37 PM
Had to hump a ma deuce with my tc for 6 miles set up....sit there like retards for 8 hrs and hump the bitch back, because my OP4 was a tactical genius.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 07:12:11 PM
 In the USMC we did ones farther than the MCRESS

 
 during this time it was 28 miles in full combat load       we would do 30 though just to be better

 Join the USMC and serve the USA if you want to do this   not play games
So we can't even trust you these days. Why hate on the guy? Let him exercise how he wants.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: powerliftanything on July 20, 2013, 07:12:56 PM
what the hell is this some kind of fetish?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: arce1988 on July 20, 2013, 07:14:40 PM
 no, I am agreeing with the guy who said that people should join and serve the usa    as opposed to playing and pretending     ask shockwave, he must have done a 28 mile hump    macress may not even be the correct spelling    but a lot of shit was said by people who do not speak english correctly in the usmc

 like attention is not ten hut     but mother fuckers were always saying the wrong shit



semper fi
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 07:15:34 PM
Arce has spoken and declared this douchebaggery of the first order.

What more need be said?
Arce got punked by Getbig. I can never trust him again.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 20, 2013, 07:15:52 PM
If they're having a good time, and not hurting anyone, who cares?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: arce1988 on July 20, 2013, 07:16:44 PM
 huh?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 07:17:32 PM
Yes

Enjoy it, have fun....ignore the haters.

At least you'll never have to find out what a cook off is?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: arce1988 on July 20, 2013, 07:19:15 PM
 well you already did your time in the USAN       but you should have joined the USMC
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 07:20:17 PM
well you already did your time in the USAN       but you should have joined the USMC

 ;D from seamen to organ donor.....
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: arce1988 on July 20, 2013, 07:21:44 PM
 3333 seems to like hard core    so he should have joined the hard corps.       thing is, now it does not matter    he is a lawyer     which is far better      I would rather have my child become a doctor or a lawyer, than USMC     that is just me though   
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 07:30:28 PM
well you already did your time in the USAN       but you should have joined the USMC

Army....be all that you can be...get a big fat wife and a fucked up life in the arrrr...mmmmi.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: arce1988 on July 20, 2013, 07:30:41 PM
  I pull for 3333
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Rhino on July 20, 2013, 07:33:08 PM
If it's for guys why do I see girls? Girls are just as capable as guys are. More proof that a girl can do anything a guy can... if not better. But I still think it's a bunch of wannabee's Like the zimmerman wannabee cop of army mens. If you want to be a real men's men... go join for real and fight for freedom over land sea and air. Yooooo Joeeee :)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Natural Man on July 20, 2013, 07:34:01 PM
Just like runners in a city running on the side of the roads; simply looking for attention while they could be running in a park or forest.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 07:34:59 PM
Army....be all that you can be...get a big fat wife and a fucked up life in the arrrr...mmmmi.
You aren't Russian. America beats Russia in every way possible. Except maybe Russian whores. Even then, we can beat off to them the same as you. Keep choking on radiation bitch
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 07:40:11 PM
This is something different - its hard - its challenging  - why the hate?

It's getbig...filled with hate and schmoes. And the occasional played out gimmick no ones gives a fuck about.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Voice of Doom on July 20, 2013, 07:40:26 PM
People looking for meaning in a society that doesn't offer one.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 07:44:04 PM
We raised over$1000 for the GB foundation


David Kim


Simply unbelievable. Today our class contributed $349 to Operation Cab Collection for the $1M Challenge! Thank you so much for your amazing generosity!!!! Thanks to my corporate matching gifts program, they will match our $349 on a 2 for 1 basis so add $349 to their $698 and we have effectively contributed $1047 towards the $1M Challenge. Chris Goruck Stokes, I see guuud leeavviiinng on your horizon. :-)

Nice job.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2013, 07:44:22 PM
Had to hump a ma deuce with my tc for 6 miles set up....sit there like retards for 8 hrs and hump the bitch back, because my OP4 was a tactical genius.
Lol.... never had to hump any of the parts for the deuce. Just the SAW and plenty of rounds. Spent a lot of time bouncing my kevlar off the roof of the humvees too.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 07:46:44 PM
Lol.... never had to hump any of the parts for the deuce. Just the SAW and plenty of rounds. Spent a lot of time bouncing my kevlar off the roof of the humvees too.
You didn't do shit bitch. You need to thank me. I payed part of your salary to do nothing.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 07:47:52 PM
Lol.... never had to hump any of the parts for the deuce. Just the SAW and plenty of rounds. Spent a lot of time bouncing my kevlar off the roof of the humvees too.

SAW....cleaning nightmare. Rather hump a 60.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2013, 07:49:16 PM
SAW....cleaning nightmare. Rather hump a 60.
Yeah. Thing rarely jammed on me... but I never saw combat, so I didn't really have to deal with the sandy nightmare over there. Just lots of running and gunning in sunny California.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 07:50:58 PM
Yeah. Thing rarely jammed on me... but I never saw combat, so I didn't really have to deal with the sandy nightmare over there. Just lots of running and gunning in sunny California.

MOS? I was 11H then reclassed 91B and the ended as 91G
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 20, 2013, 07:51:24 PM
MOS? I was 11H then reclassed 91B and the ended as 91G
0311, Marine equivalent to your 11 bang bang.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 07:52:25 PM
Yeah. Thing rarely jammed on me... but I never saw combat, so I didn't really have to deal with the sandy nightmare over there. Just lots of running and gunning in sunny California.
Exactly as I thought. A free paycheck.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 20, 2013, 07:53:31 PM
I am jealous of you 3333386!

Well done
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Parker on July 20, 2013, 08:29:30 PM
Sorry gotta defend 3 here. If these people are having fun and are paying for doing any of that.....they're retards and more power to them. I've gone to Ranger School various mountain and cold weather warfare schools with the Marines and Army plus various combat deployment train ups and other miserable training courses. That shit isn't fun and I'm sure it made them stronger. Why bag it? Crossfit is gay as shit but alot of people do it. These folks are just looking for a better way to train. Besides every time there's a post about military service all tht gets posted is how stupid we are and all that shit...while most here would piss their pants if they had to do any of this shit. If he wants to spend his weekends sandy, running through the mud, good for him. I rubbed my Ranger tab and floated down a river in Texas with a camelbac full of rum and coke.
If people want to run around all day, and be "hardcore" or walk around in ponds and swamps, so be it...
Just I will not want to see of them, any of them putting down noodling, or even sport fishing

I feel the next thing is trying to out run lions on the African Savanna (or Texas)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2013, 08:45:44 PM
U could have had plenty of sand in your underwear if you had joined the military in the last decade. We just had 2 wars in a desert. U even would have got a paycheck. Where were u?

Or even far better join the French Foreign Legion (Legion Etrengere)  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2013, 08:49:00 PM
LOL - we did 12 miles - PT - log carries - like telephone pole carries fir 80 blocks from 120st street to time square today - and you want to joke. 


LOL 



City pussies circus,have U stop at Starbucks & similar "booty camps"  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2013, 08:53:23 PM
I have a blister on my foot that looks like a tomatoe - but it was a great day - amazing event  

o, gee would you last 3 days in Australian Outback or Amazon or Siberia
without all concrete "jungle" luxuries, nice runners  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2013, 08:57:13 PM
I would have called the police!  Turtles should never be disturbed, especially the rare and endangered ones.  Its not worth ruining their habitat for some exercise.

hmm turtles, very tasty like fish  ;)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2013, 09:01:04 PM
You aren't Russian. America beats Russia in every way possible. Except maybe Russian whores. Even then, we can beat off to them the same as you. Keep choking on radiation bitch

I like both, but in 1 on 1 physically, Russians wins  ;)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2013, 09:05:52 PM
After 12 miles carrying a huge ass log, 45lb weight, other team weights, buddy carries, etc - your fat obese ass would be begging to go under a fountain when its 94 degrees outside in NYC

3333, I am almost crying reading this  :'( :'( :'(
you were able to stop any time  ;) ;) & no bullets flaying  :P
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2013, 09:08:52 PM
Now common. How is that not the gayest thing ever? I'd be embarrassed. Maybe in the woods somewhere where nobody could see. But the middle of NYC?

ooh, how "horrific" images o dear  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 20, 2013, 09:11:37 PM
Probqbly not. 

just teasing you  ;)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 20, 2013, 11:02:44 PM
Exactly as I thought. A free paycheck.

Dude...shut the fuck up already. You're out of line. Go after someone who actually deserves to be called out.

TL:DR ...stop being a phaggot
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Natural Man on July 20, 2013, 11:12:59 PM
You didn't do shit bitch. You need to thank me. I payed part of your salary to do nothing.
Considering you re on here posting 24/7 i doubt you even have a job.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Nomad on July 20, 2013, 11:22:49 PM
Exactly as I thought. A free paycheck.

Haha oh wow. I wonder what you will do with yourself once Ron puts you in time out. Drink yourself into such a stupor that you end up crashing your car otw to the local liquor store?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 20, 2013, 11:43:05 PM
Haha oh wow. I wonder what you will do with yourself once Ron puts you in time out. Drink yourself into such a stupor that you end up crashing your car otw to the local liquor store?
Why? Did you complain baby?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 02:01:53 AM
GoRuck just looks like grown men pretending to be soldiers.
Or maybe "cowboys and indians", (only Americans could engage in the genocide of a nation of people then dress it up as a schoolyard game for children.)  ::)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 04:39:25 AM
::).

Go back to your garden.  No one is pretrnding to be anything.  Just a different event and another thing to do to keep motivated to keep training.

Speaking for everyone who takes part?
Great going there mate, mind reader added to your list of skills.
Its my opinion that they are playing soldiers its your opinion that they aren't.

Both valid.
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Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 04:44:32 AM
Quote
No one is pretrnding to be anything.


Quote
Maybe some are - im not

 ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 04:46:29 AM
http://news.goruck.com/nasty/behind-the-scenes-of-goruck-nasty-001/
Quote
Our job at GORUCK is to bridge the civilian and military worlds.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 04:48:26 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485674.0;attach=526620;image)
Lol at running alongside some out of shape chicks, I hope that was you lapping them.  ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 04:49:31 AM
And?  They donate shit load of to help wounded vets etc?  

WTF is wong w you?  

Its so people can play soldiers, thats my point.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 04:52:20 AM
Quote
Its not a race - its a team event.
So you didnt really push yourself all that hard then?
Whats the point in doing it if you are not really testing yourself?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: gee38 on July 21, 2013, 04:53:21 AM
to make it authentically US military surely they should have had vietnamese people en route laughing at you.

and nobody to meet you at times square.

in seriousness you are keeping fit so fair play to you
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 05:07:39 AM
::).

No of course not 12 miles w 50lbs on your back, doung PT with it on and carrying logs wieghts etc is just a simple day in the park.   ::).

But you said the reason you were alongside the women was that it was a team event, so you must have been holding back to allow them to keep up with you.

Please try and keep your stories straight.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 05:14:11 AM
Idiot.   You dont stay the same place the whole time.   At that point i just came off helping carry the heavy ass log in the front.  After a little bit you move closer to the front to help carry the heavier shit agajn and relieve the guy in frint of you.   


Ah right, so you're the guy who does all the heavy lifting and carries the team.
I understand know.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: f450 on July 21, 2013, 05:33:22 AM
http://news.goruck.com/nasty/behind-the-scenes-of-goruck-nasty-001/

all fine and dandy. no need to do it in the middle of a city though. its just silly, like doing barbell squats on a bosu ball. not easy, but looks idiotic all the same.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 05:46:49 AM
Your just trolling me now. 
(http://i.imgur.com/naBRtbN.gif)
 ;)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 21, 2013, 08:27:48 AM
i was in the military for seven years

it offends me to see these civilians rolling round in a kids sand pit

if you want to be a tough guy join the military

doing this fake military shit doesnt make you tough

its another way for pts to get money out of gullible wannabe rambos
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 21, 2013, 08:34:12 AM
i was in the military for seven years

it offends me to see these civilians rolling round in a kids sand pit

if you want to be a tough guy join the military

doing this fake military shit doesnt make you tough

its another way for pts to get money out of gullible wannabe rambos
It doesn't offend me... I just don't understand it. But hey, if it keeps them entertained while getting them in shape, more power to them. Just not my idea of fun.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 08:46:40 AM
Quote
NO ONE IS TRYING TO BE RAMBO.
There you go again as nominated spokesperson for everyone.
You already folded once when I questioned this, lets not have to do it again.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: _bruce_ on July 21, 2013, 08:51:27 AM
This way they can feel tough without the possibility of being shot at or killed.

 ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 21, 2013, 09:10:48 AM
Looks like you had a good time 3333386!

Would have paid money to watch you guys do this thing, looks exciting
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Archer77 on July 21, 2013, 09:12:52 AM
Ummmm - we did go up into a park in Harlem w the log if that counts as a danger zone.   :o  :o  :o  :o

They were able to capture a pic of your time in Harlem.

Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on July 21, 2013, 09:34:13 AM
It was fun, and different.  Its not a beat down like people screaming at you and shouting and shit like that.   Its more like a group of people getting together who don't know each other forming a team to do different things and get to various places while carrying heavy shit doing PT along the way.  

You learn to help out people who are good at certain things and let stronger people do other things.  For example - at one point we have to buddy carry 6 people for 2 miles - so we found the biggest people and the smallest people so that the big carried the lightest people and the rest carried the other shit.  

For the log - we had two groups  - the tall group and the short group since you cant carry a heavy ass long log w people of all different heights.  So we kept switching every 10-20 minutes or so , etc etc

Stuff like that, while carrying other stuff.  I don't care about the haters here, its different than the usual race or just going to the gym day in and day out.    

Nothing wrong with some team related excercise, but the militairy angle is asking for plenty of flak (pun intended). 
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 21, 2013, 10:06:45 AM
all these twinks have been playing call of duty too long

next they will be running with fake rifles and doing forward rolls with shit smeared all over their faces
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2013, 10:07:39 AM
Its really to promote the companies gear as well.

How far could you carry your top on your back if needed?Would the protein deposited anally during the carry help catabolism?
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Twaddle on July 21, 2013, 12:36:40 PM
Do you ever think the guys putting on these challenges say to each other, "I can't believe these dumbfucks are actually paying us to roll them around in the sand, dunk them in water, and walk them around the city streets."  At the end of the day, they probably laugh their asses off while counting their money.   :D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 21, 2013, 12:38:37 PM
Do you ever think the guys putting on these challenges say to each other, "I can't believe these dumbfucks are actually paying us to roll them around in the sand, dunk them in water, and walk them around the city streets."  At the end of the day, they probably laugh their asses off while counting their money.   :D
The SOF guys I've met usually respect anyone willing to torture themselves just to see if they can complete the challenge.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 21, 2013, 01:24:06 PM
Smooth as glass.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 21, 2013, 01:29:34 PM
Funny  - do you guys ever hate on people who join a softball team as trying to be baseball players and should go out for the MLB?
No I never hate on chimps.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 21, 2013, 01:37:17 PM
I'm so out of shape these days that i really commend you for your effort 33386!

I wouldn't last a mile in that heat.

Must have been a great time!

Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 21, 2013, 01:39:25 PM
Faggotry.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 21, 2013, 01:45:39 PM
At least the black guy was made to carry shit and not slack off.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 21, 2013, 01:52:02 PM
Hey pussy - guess which guy I am in this photo and post your own from yesterday and lets see what a hardcore mofo you are not that you are calling me out for the stuff do?  
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485674.0;attach=526840;image)
 

Only thing interesting in that pic is the chick on the left, decent thickness on the legs! :D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: cephissus on July 21, 2013, 01:52:05 PM
it's not "hardcore" to do something hard for the sake of doing something hard; this kind of behavior is relegated to society's wastebins.  if you were talented enough to do something hard for its own sake, you might be respected.  clamoring for respect over this masturbatory nonsense, on the other hand, is beyond pathetic.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: SF1900 on July 21, 2013, 02:03:41 PM
Thanks - but I train very hard so when these events come up - im usually over prepared.

At least the black guy was made to carry shit and not slack off.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D



3333.... I really do not care that you do these events. No affect on me, and as long as it makes you happy, go for it.

However, I do know one guy that partakes in these sort of events, and this is ALL he talks about. It seems like people who do crossfit or these types of events talk about it so much. I dont feel the need to tell everyone that I lift weights.

I think people make fun of these people because they have this persona of being some elite warrior, who act like the ultimate fitness guru. Not saying you, 333..., but others come off that way.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 02:05:43 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485674.0;attach=526840;image)
(http://padresteve.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/village_people_ymca_video_still-350w_263h.jpg)
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 21, 2013, 02:06:59 PM

General Kirby (James Olson) keeps a Colt Combat Commander Series 70 carried in his holster when Matrix surprises him and pulls the gun out and points it at him.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 02:13:07 PM

As opposed to men jeering for guys in a glittery thong and yelling for them to hike the trunks?  Yup I see your point totally.   ;D  ;D  ;D
Im with you on the bodybuilding thing mate.
I had considered competing again but cant get my head around standing in front of some dirty old men who have never lifted a weight telling me I look like shit.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: ukjeff on July 21, 2013, 10:29:38 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=485674.0;attach=526903;image)

Well Hellooooooo........solid er.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 22, 2013, 01:52:40 AM
In conclusion, there are at least two levels of brutality (in the getbiggerian sense of a thing's 'being brutal') surrounding this bizarre cult: one, people will pay hundreds of dollars to roll around in NYC's playgrounds, to stomp on endangered turtles in its parks, to waddle through its public fountains, all with the pretense of being at least a little like America's real warriors — this silliness wrapped in the cloak of empty patriotism as a means of legitimation — and two, some of these people will subsequently produce hundreds of prideful posts on anonymous message boards (about all manner of personal details, apparently, including their third tier toilet diploma mill JD's) and then angrily demand personal details and half-naked pics of anyone who dares point out (and laugh at) the first-order brutality of the cult.

oh brother
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 22, 2013, 03:57:07 AM
This thread keeps on delivering like a midwife.  ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Archer77 on July 22, 2013, 07:53:21 AM
Looking jacked, 3.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 22, 2013, 08:07:37 AM
I see an Eberlstock ruck....
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 22, 2013, 08:25:37 AM
Ever hear of a company called Kifaru?

http://www.kifaru.net



I have Kifaru pockets for my eberlestock gunslinger 2...Kifaru doesnt have the weapon pocket thats why I went with ES 1 Operator & 2 Gunslingers 2 for my BOB...
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 22, 2013, 10:24:59 AM

They just posted a shit load news ones too  ;D  ;D  ;D

you are shorter than all the girls

talk about over compensating
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 22, 2013, 11:48:13 AM
Diet has been clean for the most part, did HIIT HRT, Rushfit, Bas Rutten program, all types of circuit training, you name it.  

Emended.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 22, 2013, 12:07:56 PM
You just got back from vacation and already back w the trolling and negativity?

Whats' wrong - pissed off the UK banning online porn? 

it was a statement

i dont watch porn your gf sends me pics of her gaping ass
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 22, 2013, 12:17:55 PM
I thought you said you were married?  You need help bro?  There are online pharmacies for that type of problem if you need it. 

bet they cant cure dwarvism

or pretenting to be a tough guy rolling round in sand then wading through a lake like a retard
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 22, 2013, 02:02:29 PM
Syntax is a joke.   Imagine going on to a mountain biking website and attacking everyone who rides and enjoys said activity an then refuse to disclose or man up on the type of things he does? 

That is syntax - a coward of many words but no action whatsoever.

Fuck you, I'm so confident I even used a rather unflattering face shot of me as my avatar.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 22, 2013, 02:29:02 PM
:o  :o

oooookkkkaaaaayyyyyyyyyy . . . . . . . . .

Don't be too harsh — the cameraman caught me unawares, eating cereal.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: dr.chimps on July 22, 2013, 02:44:54 PM
11 pages of being trolled. That's rather sad.       ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: King Shizzo on July 22, 2013, 03:10:26 PM
Let's all stay positive! We may have our differences, but we all can smile!
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 22, 2013, 07:17:24 PM
I have Kifaru pockets for my eberlestock gunslinger 2...Kifaru doesnt have the weapon pocket thats why I went with ES 1 Operator & 2 Gunslingers 2 for my BOB...
Pffft... fuckin' gear queer.

J/k, I was a closet gear queer too.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 23, 2013, 12:37:41 AM
Were you tortured as a kid or something?  Negative 24 /7 posts - I don't get it

you dont get it

whats not to get

you are so beta you have to pretend to be tough to stop yourself crying in your pillow every night wailing at the empty despair that is your existence
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 23, 2013, 06:47:56 AM
:D  :D  :D   Kudos to IM

haha that sums it up nicely
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Archer77 on July 23, 2013, 06:49:44 AM
Maybe i can oiled up in a thong again w men jeering me on a stage an reclaim my mandhood?

Hahaha.  You were navy?  I should have joined the navy instead of the army. 
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 23, 2013, 08:02:27 AM
Hahaha.  You were navy?  I should have joined the navy instead of the army. 

blasphemy......burn the heretic!
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 23, 2013, 09:29:16 AM
Hahaha.  You were navy?  I should have joined the navy instead of the army. 

the closest he has been to the armed forces is dressing up as the village people
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 23, 2013, 09:44:48 AM
Not true - I was in USMMA for a year, was recruited for Track N Field and did the military thing for a year.  Ended the first year w a 1.6 gpa and they asked me to leave.   Went through the whole nonsense for a year. 



ha...my first semester at Dear Ol' State (PSU) was a 1.6.... :P

BUT....IT WAS WORTH IT! ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 23, 2013, 10:10:37 AM
Not true - I was in USMMA for a year, was recruited for Track N Field and did the military thing for a year.  Ended the first year w a 1.6 gpa and they asked me to leave.   Went through the whole nonsense for a year. 



oh dear
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 23, 2013, 10:21:20 AM
Again - unlike those who attack me endlessly and troll me to no end - I have nothing to hide and always am upfront of my successes and failures. 

How is that diet going again?

i can see why you do the fake military training

it must have been difficult failing so badly at the real thing

at this point its like kicking a puppy

il leave you alone bro to wallow in your failure
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 23, 2013, 10:31:03 AM
I got literally tortured a few times - on the grinder in rain gear and a drill rifle in 90 degree heat for a few hours doing PT cause I was such a fuck up. 

I was in a drunken stupor when I wasn't face/dick/fingers/bottles/vegetables/partsoffurniture deep in vagina....that sums up semester 1.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 23, 2013, 10:33:39 AM

I was 18 and the academics were above where I was and I wanted to compete in track etc.   I was not ready for it - and USMMA is considered the hardest academically of all the academies academics wise since you do 4 years of of BS in 3 years

i feel your pain

you have to let it go

the past is a picture you cant change

the future is a blank canvass to paint with your hopes and dreams
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 23, 2013, 11:00:57 AM
If I have to see another women's show on tv about kids or a broken relationship I am going to throw up.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 23, 2013, 01:14:25 PM
i feel your pain

you have to let it go

the past is a picture you cant change

the future is a blank canvass to paint with your hopes and dreams

The pain is so bad, he has to lie about being in the military to feel better:

I went through NAVY boot camp

Was in the navy and met some great guys. I am in NYC and hate it.  A  bunch of pussies and metrosexual assholes.

Sadly, this sort of behavior is not necessarily uncommon among the military-obsessed freaks that are the subject of this thread. I for one think that trying to grab a share of the praise justifiably reserved for military personnel is despicable.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Archer77 on July 23, 2013, 01:21:59 PM
blasphemy......burn the heretic!

Haha, I thought you might comment.  But know this, at least I didn't say the marines.... ;D.  I don't think I could have gotten in because my IQ is to high. Kidding,Arce.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Tedim on July 23, 2013, 01:47:42 PM
Haha, I thought you might comment.  But know this, at least I didn't say the marines.... ;D.  I don't think I could have gotten in because my IQ is to high. Kidding,Arce.

Why are marines like bananas?

Start Green
Turn Yellow
Die in bunches on the beach ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Archer77 on July 23, 2013, 01:56:31 PM
Why are marines like bananas?

Start Green
Turn Yellow
Die in bunches on the beach ;D

Ouch!  Expect a waiver from Arce in your PM box.  ;D
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: Shockwave on July 23, 2013, 04:03:46 PM
Why are marines like bananas?

Start Green
Turn Yellow
Die in bunches on the beach ;D
I hate you. Don't make me bust out the Army jokes.
Title: Re: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys
Post by: bigmc on July 24, 2013, 01:13:06 AM
Syntax - you taking my wager or not you pathetic twink? 

did you lie about being in the navy

you are always rattling on about how honest you are