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Title: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 02, 2013, 09:34:13 PM
Any encounters from members here? I am staying away from those mofo's.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/shark-week
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 02, 2013, 09:39:20 PM
I've never come close to one....well not that I know of.  See plenty of stingrays where i live but no sharks so far and I would like it to stay that way.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 02, 2013, 09:42:41 PM
I've never come close to one....well not that I know of.  See plenty of stingrays where i live but no sharks so far and I would like it to stay that way.
I heard there were a bunch of Great Whites up northern Australia maybe out to shore farther. No expert all I got is a ball bat to bust them over the head. I think Doug Steele has caught a few.

Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 03, 2013, 06:12:22 PM
I heard there were a bunch of Great Whites up northern Australia maybe out to shore farther. No expert all I got is a ball bat to bust them over the head. I think Doug Steele has caught a few.

Suggestion: visit Cape York peninsula (Queensland/Australia) town of Weipa & go for a 10 minutes swim  ;)
late afternon would be the best time  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 03, 2013, 06:18:30 PM
Suggestion: visit Cape York peninsula (Queensland/Australia) town of Weipa & go for a 10 minutes swim  ;)
late afternon would be the best time  ;D ;D ;D
Hell no. I have been to Sydney and heard of shark stories in Queensland already.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 03, 2013, 06:20:03 PM
Suggestion: visit Cape York peninsula (Queensland/Australia) town of Weipa & go for a 10 minutes swim  ;)
late afternon would be the best time  ;D ;D ;D
You're such a sweet guy.   :D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 03, 2013, 06:20:50 PM
I heard there were a bunch of Great Whites up northern Australia maybe out to shore farther. No expert all I got is a ball bat to bust them over the head. I think Doug Steele has caught a few.


There's heaps up here where I live in north qld.  I am still terrified though.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 03, 2013, 06:22:39 PM
There's heaps up here where I live in north qld.  I am still terrified though.
Just get rubber pool and put it on the beach and keep the feet out of the ocean.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: SF1900 on August 03, 2013, 07:19:26 PM
Love shark week!!
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Schmoff on August 03, 2013, 07:21:22 PM
musclecenter's fin soup

Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2013, 07:44:10 PM
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/iwsqFR5bh6Q/hqdefault.jpg)   ;D😝
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 03, 2013, 07:54:17 PM
musclecenter's fin soup


LOL.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 03, 2013, 09:03:50 PM
Just get rubber pool and put it on the beach and keep the feet out of the ocean.
No I do one better. I sit in the pools of water that the big stingrays leave. First I dip my big toe in to see if a stingray is hiding underneath the sand
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 03, 2013, 09:59:12 PM
Hell no. I have been to Sydney and heard of shark stories in Queensland already.

But you will be arm with a baseball bat  ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 03, 2013, 10:05:46 PM
But you will be arm with a baseball bat  ;D
True. Protection is key booty can sit around out there playing with rays in the sand. But damn I'm gonna have a baseball bat and helment on I am not going back home missing a leg.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 03, 2013, 10:08:56 PM
True. Protection is key booty can sit around out there playing with rays in the sand. But damn I'm gonna have a baseball bat and helment on I am not going back home missing a leg.
True, I will continue to play with the stingrays and crush spiders in my fingers and throw baby snakes back into the garden that I find in my kitchen.  Just another day down unda   ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 03, 2013, 10:15:30 PM
True, I will continue to play with the stingrays and crush spiders in my fingers and throw baby snakes back into the garden that I find in my kitchen.  Just another day down unda   ;D
Snakes in kitchen? Serious you seen that. So tell us about that spider that sits under the toliet seat that if bites your ass it will kill you when I was there I was warned about that so found it difficult to take a shit without fear.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 03, 2013, 10:19:52 PM
Snakes in kitchen? Serious you seen that. So tell us about that spider that sits under the toliet seat that if bites your ass it will kill you when I was there I was warned about that so found it difficult to take a shit without fear.
My fearless kitten brings baby snakes and lizards into the kitchen all the time.  When I see a live one I put it outside in the garden.  The dead ones I put in the rubbish bin.  I think its the out back toilets that have that spider under the toilet seat and snake wrapped around the inside of the bowl.  Which is why its safer to just go to the toilet in the bush and not use any outback loos. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: doison on August 03, 2013, 10:20:29 PM
I saw a movie where a girl got her arm eaten by a shark.

She became a famous surfer who moves her mouth weird when she talks.  Never got her arm back though.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 03, 2013, 10:21:13 PM
I saw a movie where a girl got her arm eaten by a shark.

She became a famous surfer who moves her mouth weird when she talks.  Never got her arm back though.
I read about that too.  I remember when it happened. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 03, 2013, 10:22:37 PM
I saw a movie where a girl got her arm eaten by a shark.

She became a famous surfer who moves her mouth weird when she talks.  Never got her arm back though.
Damn I guess losing her arm effected her speech.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: sean on August 03, 2013, 10:23:32 PM
Just wondering why there is this ground swell of glee when "shark week" comes around. I mean, sharks havent changed in hundreds of thousands of years, yet each new season brings on something worth sitting down and watching?
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: doison on August 03, 2013, 10:23:57 PM
Damn I guess losing her arm effected her speech.

She speaks with her mouth moron
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: doison on August 03, 2013, 10:24:45 PM
Just wondering why there is this ground swell of glee when "shark week" comes around. I mean, sharks havent changed in hundreds of thousands of years, yet each new season brings on something worth sitting down and watching?

You can stick to watching 48 hours and reruns of Matlock, fuckface
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 03, 2013, 10:30:39 PM
My fearless kitten brings baby snakes and lizards into the kitchen all the time.  When I see a live one I put it outside in the garden.  The dead ones I put in the rubbish bin.  I think its the out back toilets that have that spider under the toilet seat and snake wrapped around the inside of the bowl.  Which is why its safer to just go to the toilet in the bush and not use any outback loos. 
Are there alot of Abo's in your area? I remember seeing them around the outskirts of Sydney, I didn't know what to think of them Australia's first people as I understand they are a bit outcast from society there.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 03, 2013, 10:42:53 PM
Are there alot of Abo's in your area? I remember seeing them around the outskirts of Sydney, I didn't know what to think of them Australia's first people as I understand they are a bit outcast from society there.
They like the heat so the further north you go the more aborigines.  I think there are alot in Darwin.  I see them here but because its so multicultural I see just as many other races. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 03, 2013, 10:47:29 PM
They like the heat so the further north you go the more aborigines.  I think there are alot in Darwin.  I see them here but because its so multicultural I see just as many other races. 
Do they drive taxi cabs?
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 03, 2013, 10:48:35 PM
Do they drive taxi cabs?
No...never seen an abo drive a taxi. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 03, 2013, 10:52:26 PM
No...never seen an abo drive a taxi. 
;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2013, 02:37:13 AM
I saw a movie where a girl got her arm eaten by a shark.

She became a famous surfer who moves her mouth weird when she talks.  Never got her arm back though.

Australian Navy commando lost arm & leg a few meters from Sydney Opera House (in 2010 ?)
to bull shark.
Numerous warning signs Danger Sharks "Keep your dog out of water" around Sydney harbour
(good place to get rid of yours mother in law  ;D ;D ;D & don't forget insurance  ;))
 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2013, 02:41:40 AM
True. Protection is key booty can sit around out there playing with rays in the sand. But damn I'm gonna have a baseball bat and helment on I am not going back home missing a leg.

Bull shark will eat your helmet & bat too, they love munching  fiberglass  :D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2013, 02:47:27 AM
;D

They need 6 month of training for driving mining truck on country roads  ;D ;D ;D
White man need 2 weeks of a compulsory training.
Abo driving taxi ::) ::) ::) , would love to see that  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 03:27:09 AM
Bull shark will your helmet & bat too, they love munching  fiberglass  :D
Yes any Aussie knows that a baseball bat won't protect you against sharks, snakes, goannas, spiders, sea snakes, box jellyfish, dingo and angry boxing roos  ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 04:14:50 AM
Just saw this pic on my Facebook feed. Had to post it
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 04:58:15 AM
Yes any Aussie knows that a baseball bat won't protect you against sharks, snakes, goannas, spiders, sea snakes, box jellyfish, dingo and angry boxing roos  ;D
Good information or I would been eaten up, guess I'll bring my shotgun.  ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 04:59:16 AM
Good information or I would been eaten up, guess I'll bring my shotgun.  ;D
Yeah a gun is probably better, but you had better be fast with it. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 05:03:16 AM
Yeah a gun is probably better, but you had better be fast with it. 
How do you get by without getting bitten by these creatures booty you must be friends with them.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: no one on August 04, 2013, 05:07:58 AM
You can stick to watching 48 hours and reruns of Matlock, fuckface

LOL! :D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 05:14:00 AM
How do you get by without getting bitten by these creatures booty you must be friends with them.
I think it must be good karma.  That's what I put it down to Mr Nobody.  I am very kind to animals and all creatures.  I have stood on snakes while walking, swam in an infested ocean full of box jellyfish and swim in non netted beaches all the time and nothing happens to me.  For years I peed in the ocean and never realised that the scent attracted sharks.  I have got up close to a goanna which can tear your arm off and I kissed a dingo on its nose too. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 05:17:37 AM
I think it must be good karma.  That's what I put it down to Mr Nobody.  I am very kind to animals and all creatures.  I have stood on snakes while walking, swam in an infested ocean full of box jellyfish and swim in non netted beaches all the time and nothing happens to me.  For years I peed in the ocean and never realised that the scent attracted sharks.  I have got up close to a goanna which can tear your arm off and I kissed a dingo on its nose too. 
Amazing, you should be one people on tv that handle animals or creatures.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 05:30:30 AM
Amazing, you should be one people on tv that handle animals or creatures.
I think so too.  I could definitely handle working with animals and creatures rather than people. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: 240 is Back on August 04, 2013, 05:48:42 AM
shark week is awesome.  such beasts.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: G_Thang on August 04, 2013, 07:51:09 AM
Do they drive taxi cabs?

maybe word on the streets in Australia is a beat-down if you are black/brown driving your own stolen car. it works in brasil.

Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Shockwave on August 04, 2013, 08:27:13 AM
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/iwsqFR5bh6Q/hqdefault.jpg)   ;D😝
I wondered how long it would take until this was posted.

Sharktopus and Sharknado... deadly.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 08:33:39 AM
maybe word on the streets in Australia is a beat-down if you are black/brown driving your own stolen car. it works in brasil.


;D ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on August 04, 2013, 01:21:51 PM
I heard there were a bunch of Great Whites up northern Australia maybe out to shore farther. No expert all I got is a ball bat to bust them over the head. I think Doug Steele has caught a few.



Dated fact.

All species of sharks off of the coast of that  continent moved to inhabit other waters for fear Vince Basile would take up swimming.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 02:11:03 PM
Dated fact.

All species of sharks off of the coast of that  continent moved to inhabit other waters for fear Vince Basile would take up swimming.

THE BEEF
LOL.  ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: SquatsRule on August 04, 2013, 02:38:40 PM
One swam past my jet ski the last time I was at key west. I didn't stick around to see what kind it was. As soon as I saw the fin, I didn't stop till I hit the beach.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Rudee on August 04, 2013, 03:30:44 PM
Just saw this pic on my Facebook feed. Had to post it

Totally sums up young women on Facebook.  everything is a photo op these days.  Self absorbed  photo whores!
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Rudee on August 04, 2013, 03:35:18 PM
One swam past my jet ski the last time I was at key west. I didn't stick around to see what kind it was. As soon as I saw the fin, I didn't stop till I hit the beach.

It was a Dolphin.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2013, 03:45:52 PM
Yeah a gun is probably better, but you had better be fast with it. 

Wortless, crock or shark would snap you without any warnings  8)
And who swim/surf with a rifle  8)
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 04:53:08 PM
Wortless, crock or shark would snap you without any warnings  8)
And who swim/surf with a rifle  8)

Mr Nobody swims with a rifle.   :D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: SquatsRule on August 04, 2013, 05:03:36 PM
It was a Dolphin.

Looked like a shark fin to me. It did scare the cramp out of me and I didn't stick around to make sure. I suppose it's possible though.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 05:45:51 PM
Mr Nobody swims with a rifle.   :D
It's tough  8)
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: 240 is Back on August 04, 2013, 06:03:25 PM
Wortless, crock or shark would snap you without any warnings  8)
And who swim/surf with a rifle  8)


everybody in FL that I know keeps a shotgun on the boat.   or rfile if they have money.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Pray_4_War on August 04, 2013, 06:06:59 PM
Mr Nobody swims with a rifle.   :D

I actually swim with an M16A2 rifle all the time.  Attached to the barrel is an Ontario OKC 3S bayonet.  Sharks are scared shitless when they see me coming. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: leadhead on August 04, 2013, 07:00:58 PM
I've had a few encounters and they've been mostly while spearfishing. A few sand sharks and one smallish (6') tiger shark. I've had to poke a small 3' sand shark twice with my spear gun as he wouldn't leave me alone and was trying to go after my fish on the stringer. Most sharks will turn around and swim away.

The biggest shark I've seen is a hammerhead and he was at least 12' and was playing around with half of what looked like a 100lb tarpon. I couldn't imagine being in the water with that shark. It was a surreal moment watching him swim around the boat and not scared at all.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 09:12:37 PM
I've had a few encounters and they've been mostly while spearfishing. A few sand sharks and one smallish (6') tiger shark. I've had to poke a small 3' sand shark twice with my spear gun as he wouldn't leave me alone and was trying to go after my fish on the stringer. Most sharks will turn around and swim away.

The biggest shark I've seen is a hammerhead and he was at least 12' and was playing around with half of what looked like a 100lb tarpon. I couldn't imagine being in the water with that shark. It was a surreal moment watching him swim around the boat and not scared at all.
12' Hammerhead surprising I did't know they got that big. Shows you what I know. I have heard the bull sharks are some of the worst and aggressive a couple of people I know have encountered them.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Z Father on August 04, 2013, 09:26:48 PM
I watched that "Megalodon" show.....holy shit I have never seen such utter bullshit trying to be passed off as  fact in my life. I was laughing at the TV.

it was like a Wiggs thread but on television.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 09:28:59 PM
Mr Nobody swims with a rifle.   :D
Ok then I have decided if I get in the ocean I am going to go out about two feet and lay on my back with a snorkle and be real quiet.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 09:30:22 PM
I watched that "Megalodon" show.....holy shit I have never seen such utter bullshit trying to be passed off as  fact in my life. I was laughing at the TV.

it was like a Wiggs thread but on television.
LOL
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 09:48:45 PM
Ok then I have decided if I get in the ocean I am going to go out about two feet and lay on my back with a snorkle and be real quiet.
Probably why I haven't been eaten yet.  I just lay on my back floating looking up at the sky with the water around my ears, so that it blocks out the outside world. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 09:52:38 PM
Probably why I haven't been eaten yet.  I just lay on my back floating looking up at the sky with the water around my ears, so that it blocks out the outside world. 
Understood why do we always have to be doing something?
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 09:59:05 PM
Understood why do we always have to be doing something?
You yanks might but here down unda, we don't.   ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 10:07:29 PM
You yanks might but here down unda, we don't.   ;D
Dammit I am moving just keep those lizards off me.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 10:10:22 PM
Dammit I am moving just keep those lizards off me.
I've got a dead one in the kitchen that my cat killed.  Still need to clean it up. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2013, 11:47:42 PM
everybody in FL that I know keeps a shotgun on the boat.   or rfile if they have money.

that's fine, but australian waters & creatures a bigger motherfuckers
salty crock & white pointer is protected here
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 04, 2013, 11:52:36 PM
that's fine, but australian waters & creatures a bigger motherfuckers
salty crock & white pointer is protected here

I don't think the yanks can comprehend how large our salties get.  They are more protected here than the average aussie bloke.   ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 05, 2013, 12:06:55 AM
I don't think the yanks can comprehend how large our salties get.  They are more protected here than the average aussie bloke.   ;D

the good example is female pointer inside Manly's fish tank & how horny  boys detect her presence & cruse around,
one of those mystery show should film this
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 05, 2013, 12:16:27 AM
the good example is female pointer inside Manly's fish tank & how horny  boys detect her presence & cruse around,
one of those mystery show should film this

You've got a job to do then.  Give us all something to watch instead of reading the same threads about how Vince hates Arnold. 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: O.Z. on August 05, 2013, 03:11:02 AM
Salty prefers high protein, low carbs diet
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: drockland on August 05, 2013, 03:46:37 AM
GOD  could not pay me enough to live in Australia. More poisonous snakes than any place in the world, no thanks.!
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: O.Z. on August 05, 2013, 04:12:18 AM
GOD  could not pay me enough to live in Australia. More poisonous snakes than any place in the world, no thanks.!

God could not pay me enough to leave Australia  :D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 05, 2013, 04:16:49 AM
The snakes are friendly here. People who are snakes are the ones to be wary of.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: BigCyp on August 05, 2013, 04:31:44 AM
I watched that "Megalodon" show.....holy shit I have never seen such utter bullshit trying to be passed off as  fact in my life. I was laughing at the TV.

it was like a Wiggs thread but on television.

Lol's were audibly had  ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: THE BOUNCER on August 05, 2013, 05:42:13 AM
4 page thread about tv shoes.

And you guys wonder why your bodies are shit.

Talk about things that interests me please. Thanks
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 05, 2013, 06:47:29 AM
Check him out.

http://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/tv-news/megalodon--is-it-possible-that-this-nearly-67-foot-shark-still-exists-off-the-coast-of-south-africa--213827765.html
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 08, 2013, 10:41:59 PM
BET TV is going to counter Shark Week next year with MudShark Week. Hear the Kardashian's just signed on...
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 09, 2013, 12:30:23 AM
GOD  could not pay me enough to live in Australia. More poisonous snakes than any place in the world, no thanks.!

Eastern Taipan is the cutest one  ;D
O by the way, do you like sea snakes  :D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 09, 2013, 12:31:42 AM
4 page thread about tv shoes.

And you guys wonder why your bodies are shit.

Talk about things that interests me please. Thanks
You don't like sharks Bouncer? 
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 09, 2013, 05:16:47 AM
Mofo can see behind himself.

Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 09, 2013, 07:34:17 PM
You don't like sharks Bouncer? 

What about Red Back spiders, they look nice !
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: delta9mda on August 09, 2013, 08:32:19 PM
My boy on marathon dives five days a week. Never seen anything man water in 20+ years
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Gregzs on August 13, 2013, 09:15:08 PM
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/08/08/world%E2%80%99s-unluckiest-man-gets-attacked-shark

World’s Unluckiest Man Gets Attacked by a Shark

They say lightning never strikes the same place twice, and your odds of winning last night’s Powerball were about 1 in 175 million. Tell that to the guy who was just bit by a shark after surviving both a lightning strike and an encounter with a rattlesnake!

Erik Norrie was snorkeling and spear fishing in the Bahamas with his family when a shark suddenly bit his leg, tearing out a chunk and leaving a pool of Norrie’s blood in the water. “You could see a piece of my leg in his mouth,” said Norrie.
   
   Norrie’s quick thinking, and brave, father-in-law jumped into the water and got between Norrie and the shark, protecting him from another attack. Meanwhile, his wife and four daughters pulled him to safety aboard the boat and quickly fashioned a tourniquet out of the bands of the spear gun.

Norrie described the terrifying experience, saying that he truly thought he was going to die. “I didn’t keep my head cool. The Lord kept my head cool because I couldn’t have done it without Him,” he said.

Doctors believe Norrie’s leg will heal.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: AbrahamG on August 13, 2013, 11:02:13 PM
http://voxxi.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/People-Kim-Kardashian_Baid11.jpg
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: booty on August 13, 2013, 11:13:46 PM
What about Red Back spiders, they look nice !

  I had some living in my backyard.  I think my mum killed them for me because I wouldn't do anything about it.  I just let everything live even if its poisonous.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: AbrahamG on August 14, 2013, 12:16:51 AM
  I had some living in my backyard.  I think my mum killed them for me because I was too busy getting my tits shat upon.

Nicely said.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 14, 2013, 02:05:44 AM
  I had some living in my backyard.  I think my mum killed them for me because I wouldn't do anything about it.  I just let everything live even if its poisonous.

Me too, why to kill them  :o
"Killing" Red Back beer is fine  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 14, 2013, 02:09:54 AM
Sharks are watching Chuck Norris Week...
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 14, 2013, 04:31:38 AM
Sharks are watching Chuck Norris Week...
;D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2013, 08:04:02 PM
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: The Ugly on August 23, 2013, 08:06:47 PM
Shark Week has jumped itself. Really, how many slo-mo shots of an aerial great white must we see?
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2013, 08:08:51 PM
We must keep them in mind or they will attack us.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: el numero uno on August 23, 2013, 09:00:56 PM
Sharks are watching Chuck Norris Week...

 :D
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: NelsonMuntz on August 24, 2013, 02:06:36 AM
Dated fact.

All species of sharks off of the coast of that  continent moved to inhabit other waters for fear Vince Basile would take up swimming.

THE BEEF

haha,

Poor Vince

Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Gregzs on August 25, 2013, 02:04:20 AM
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/turducken-of-the-sea-scientists-off-delaware-catch-shark-within-a-shark/

‘Turducken’ of the sea–scientists off Delaware catch shark within a shark

In a bizarre capture, bait is attacked by 3-foot shark, which is then 'completely swallowed' by a large sand tiger shark

August 14, 2013 by Pete Thomas


Researchers at the University of Delaware set out recently in the hope of recapturing tagged sand tiger sharks. They enticed a large female but it was the bizarre manner by which they captured the predator that left them shaking their heads in disbelief.

After casting a small fish called a menhaden, a small shark called a dogfish was quick to snatch the bait, only to be swallowed by the much larger sand tiger shark. “The dogfish was about 3 feet long and completely swallowed by the sand tiger shark,” states a post on the university’s ORB Lab Facebook page.

The researchers had captured a shark within a shark, which prompted Aaron Martens to comment: “There’s gotta be some kind of ‘turducken‘ label for this kind of situation.”

The ORB Lab is short for Ocean Exploration, Remote Sensing, Biogeography Lab.

Scientists are trying to recapture tagged sharks, or tags that have popped off of sharks, to compile data for study.

Sand tiger sharks are vicious-looking because of the many dagger-like teeth protruding from their jaws.

Writes the ORB Lab in a separate Facebook post: “Their protruding spike-like teeth are perfect for spearing their favorite foods: bony fishes, small sharks, rays, squids, crabs, and lobsters.”

Sand tigers, which can measure to about 10 feet, lose an average of one tooth per day and boast 56 rows of teeth in each jaw “at any time waiting to replace lost or broken teeth.”

The sand tiger in the photo looks to have lost a couple of front teeth during its attack on the dogfish and/or its capture (and release) by scientists.

Quite a day of fishing!

(http://cdn.grindtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sharkwithinashark.jpg)
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 25, 2013, 05:34:36 AM
haha,

Poor Vince


LOL at that pic. Basile is looking for Goodrum on the beaches of NC.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 25, 2013, 05:38:08 AM
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/turducken-of-the-sea-scientists-off-delaware-catch-shark-within-a-shark/

‘Turducken’ of the sea–scientists off Delaware catch shark within a shark

In a bizarre capture, bait is attacked by 3-foot shark, which is then 'completely swallowed' by a large sand tiger shark

August 14, 2013 by Pete Thomas


Researchers at the University of Delaware set out recently in the hope of recapturing tagged sand tiger sharks. They enticed a large female but it was the bizarre manner by which they captured the predator that left them shaking their heads in disbelief.

After casting a small fish called a menhaden, a small shark called a dogfish was quick to snatch the bait, only to be swallowed by the much larger sand tiger shark. “The dogfish was about 3 feet long and completely swallowed by the sand tiger shark,” states a post on the university’s ORB Lab Facebook page.

The researchers had captured a shark within a shark, which prompted Aaron Martens to comment: “There’s gotta be some kind of ‘turducken‘ label for this kind of situation.”

The ORB Lab is short for Ocean Exploration, Remote Sensing, Biogeography Lab.

Scientists are trying to recapture tagged sharks, or tags that have popped off of sharks, to compile data for study.

Sand tiger sharks are vicious-looking because of the many dagger-like teeth protruding from their jaws.

Writes the ORB Lab in a separate Facebook post: “Their protruding spike-like teeth are perfect for spearing their favorite foods: bony fishes, small sharks, rays, squids, crabs, and lobsters.”

Sand tigers, which can measure to about 10 feet, lose an average of one tooth per day and boast 56 rows of teeth in each jaw “at any time waiting to replace lost or broken teeth.”

The sand tiger in the photo looks to have lost a couple of front teeth during its attack on the dogfish and/or its capture (and release) by scientists.

Quite a day of fishing!

(http://cdn.grindtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sharkwithinashark.jpg)
Good info Greg I didnt know that about Tiger Sharks. The Bull shark seems most aggressive other than the "beast" the great white shark.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Gregzs on May 12, 2014, 06:24:04 PM
http://laughingsquid.com/12-foot-long-great-white-shark-suddenly-attacks-a-boat-filled-with-tourists/

12-Foot-Long Great White Shark Suddenly Attacks a Boat Filled With Tourists

Tour organizer Rainer Schimpf captured footage of a 12-foot-long great white shark attacking a boat full of German tourists off the coast of Mossel Bay in South Africa. The video, uploaded by Barcroft TV, includes footage of the shark’s sudden appearance and its ripping into the rubber side of the boat.

Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: The Ugly on May 12, 2014, 08:21:07 PM
You don't like sharks Bouncer?  

Read it again. Seems his real problem is with footwear.
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: A Righteous Sort on May 12, 2014, 08:33:03 PM
BET TV is going to counter Shark Week next year with MudShark Week. Hear the Kardashian's just signed on...

Rumor has it Booty will be on that program as well
Title: Re: Shark Week
Post by: Gregzs on June 06, 2014, 10:38:51 PM
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2014/06/nine-foot-great-white-shark-eaten-by-unknown-sea-creature/

Nine-Foot Great White Shark Eaten by Unknown Sea Creature

Gizmodo’s James Baker highlights Smithsonian‘s story of a tagged nine-foot (2.7m) great white shark whose electronic tag washed up on the beach. When scientists checked the data, they discovered a terrifying sequence of events: the tag had been dragged 1,900 feet (580m) below the surface, then eaten—achieving a 78°F temperature, 32°F higher than a great white shark’s normal body temperature. So this raises a reasonable question: what could possibly eat a nine-foot great white shark?

Conventional wisdom would suggest that it was an orca, obliviously gobbling up the tag while foraging for shark livers. They’re large enough—typically two to three times the size of the missing shark—and they have a well-documented history of hunting great white sharks. But the trouble with this theory is that as far as we know, orcas never go that deep; they typically stay near the surface, with the deepest recorded dive measuring 850 feet (259m) under controlled conditions. So if this was an orca, we have a new record.

Another possibility, raised by several Gizmodo commenters, is that the shark itself was attacked or killed near the surface of the water, dislodging the tag, which was then separated from the shark, dragged underwater, and eaten. The problem with this theory is that great white sharks are lamnoid sharks, which means that their body temperature tends to run slightly warmer than the surrounding water. If the tag and/or surrounding tissue had been removed from the shark before it was consumed, the tag would have presumably recorded an abrupt temperature drop prior to the temperature increase. It didn’t. Something dragged the nine-foot, still-living shark more than a third of a mile underwater, then ate the tag.

Could another great white shark have done it? Possibly, but that’s not likely; assuming the tag was lodged in muscle tissue, it would have been 7-9°F warmer than the surrounding water. Prior to the temperature shift, the tag recorded a temperature of 46°F; this would suggest a rather chilly water temperature of 37 to 39°F. The temperature range of a great white shark’s belly under these circumstances would be 13-25°F warmer than the surrounding water temperature, somewhere between 52°F and 64°F. The temperature recorded in whatever it was that ate the shark was 78°F.