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Title: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: DEFCON on December 23, 2005, 08:39:59 AM: Marky Mark?
Christian Bale?
Chick?

We know all of them are great actors who can pull this role off, and they all are buff enough.

any other ideas?
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: pumpster on December 23, 2005, 08:45:58 AM: Jay plays an amicable, monosyllabic lunk. Always feels cheated.

Lavrone gets his first meaty lead role, with hair dyed dirty blond. His current bodyweight is perfect.

Ferrigno's part of an ensemble cast, plays the "good" bodybuilder with a conscience.

Buddy Ebson would have been a natural as Joe Weider.

In a plot twist, Lavrone decides to "give back to society" after previous prison time, visits Tookie Wilson.
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Post by: DEFCON on December 23, 2005, 08:57:29 AM: Quote from: pumpster on December 23, 2005, 08:45:58 AM
Lavrone gets his first meaty role, with hair dyed dirty blond. His current bodyweight is perfect.

Ferrigno's part of an ensemble cast, plays the "good" bodybuilder with a conscience.

In a plot twist, Lavrone decides to "give back to society" and visits Tookie Wilson.

He visits Tookie's grave?
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: Karl Kox on December 23, 2005, 08:59:11 AM: Garry Busey
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Post by: pumpster on December 23, 2005, 08:59:36 AM: Tookie's ashes are skattered enroute to Greece.
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Post by: DEFCON on December 23, 2005, 09:01:24 AM: Quote from: Karl Kox on December 23, 2005, 08:59:11 AM
Garry Busey
Gary should play tookie
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on December 23, 2005, 09:03:00 AM: Rip Taylor would be perfect as Titus

(http://theredwire.com/images/2/clip_image008.jpg)
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: Karl Kox on December 23, 2005, 09:06:01 AM: Quote from: DEFCON on December 23, 2005, 09:01:24 AM
Gary should play tookie
hahahaha
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Post by: pumpster on December 23, 2005, 09:06:17 AM: Michael Duncan from Green Mile OWNS Tookie's role..
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Post by: Damian on December 23, 2005, 09:06:50 AM: Damn that's a big bitch.
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Post by: pumpster on December 23, 2005, 09:20:00 AM: Cameo appearances:
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on December 23, 2005, 09:22:28 AM: do you think Titus will give the Thumbs up in his mug shot?
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Post by: Tuna Sammich on December 23, 2005, 09:40:49 AM: as if no one suggested Bruce Willis.
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Post by: Death Deaton on December 23, 2005, 11:01:23 AM: Lee Priest shaves his head to play Titus. Lauren Holley as Kelly. Harvey Keitel (if he would actually do a Lifetime network movie) as Joe Weider.
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Post by: wordy on December 23, 2005, 02:02:04 PM: Tom Prince ;D
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Post by: LatsMcGee on December 23, 2005, 03:07:04 PM: William Zabka. He played Johnny in the Karate Kid.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on December 23, 2005, 03:08:49 PM: Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 23, 2005, 09:22:28 AM
do you think Titus will give the Thumbs up in his mug shot?

hahaha, good stuff.
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: gordiano on December 23, 2005, 04:22:30 PM: Mickey Rooney as Titus.

Lou Ferrigno as Chick

Kenny Jones as Kelly Ryan
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: phyxsius on December 23, 2005, 05:18:56 PM: Quote from: gordiano on December 23, 2005, 04:22:30 PM
Mickey Rooney as Titus.

Lou Ferrigno as Chick

Kenny Jones as Kelly Ryan

perfect match
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: ozman on December 23, 2005, 05:22:46 PM: when is this bloke gunna stop plucking his eyebrows

fair dinkum

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Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: Adam Empire on December 23, 2005, 05:42:54 PM: Lex Lugar
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Post by: phyxsius on December 23, 2005, 05:43:55 PM: Quote from: Adam Empire on December 23, 2005, 05:42:54 PM
Lex Lugar

Nah, can't be.. Lex's gut is not as big as Titus
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Post by: sarcasm on December 23, 2005, 07:55:49 PM: Arnols Schwarzentookie.
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Post by: larger_format on December 23, 2005, 08:11:12 PM: Jay North
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Post by: french mistake on December 23, 2005, 10:02:19 PM: Sharon Stone as Kelly.
Brad Pitt bulked up as Titus.
Jennifer Anniston as the victim.
Jim Carrey as the freak guy.
Lou Ferrigno as "nail salon swat guy #35".
Wilford Brimley as the trucker.
Gunter as Chic.
Jack Black as the WalMart cashier.
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Post by: JediKnight on December 23, 2005, 10:21:16 PM: Tonya Harding as Kelly Ryan.... Joe Pesci as Titus
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Post by: gammahydroxy on December 24, 2005, 07:33:15 AM: Kamali will play himself as titus's long time Nemesis.. :'(
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Post by: testicles on December 24, 2005, 07:47:14 AM: Gregg Henry
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Post by: 240 is Back on December 24, 2005, 08:05:50 AM: Quote from: testicles on December 24, 2005, 07:47:14 AM
Gregg Henry

Is that 'Val' from Payback?

Cool MFer...
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: sarcasm on December 24, 2005, 08:16:25 AM: wasn't he in Body Double, great movie.
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Post by: testicles on December 24, 2005, 08:21:52 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on December 24, 2005, 08:05:50 AM
Is that 'Val' from Payback?

Cool MFer...
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Post by: Undercover Supp Guy on December 24, 2005, 08:53:59 AM: Who will play Ron?
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: 240 is Back on December 24, 2005, 09:02:49 AM: Quote from: Undercover Supp Guy on December 24, 2005, 08:53:59 AM
Who will play Ron?

Ron Jeremy.
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Post by: Karl Kox on December 24, 2005, 09:36:50 AM: Screech ( Think I spelled that right) from Saved By The Bell
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Post by: Undercover Supp Guy on December 24, 2005, 11:48:02 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on December 24, 2005, 09:02:49 AM
Ron Jeremy.

I was thinking more along the lines of Andy Dick.
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Post by: gettinswole on December 24, 2005, 02:07:15 PM: Vin Diesel
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Post by: fathead on December 24, 2005, 02:13:48 PM: Lucy Liu as the chick doing her pedicure
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Post by: bigdumbbell on December 24, 2005, 03:02:50 PM: Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on December 23, 2005, 09:03:00 AM
Rip Taylor would be perfect as Titus

(http://theredwire.com/images/2/clip_image008.jpg)

omg nice rug
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: Outraged on December 24, 2005, 03:45:27 PM: Hate to bust your bubbles guys, ...but this ain't gonna be a huge Hollywood blockbuster.
Best case scenario, it ends up a low budget cable MOW, shot on some soundstage in Chatsworth.
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: pumpster on December 24, 2005, 04:04:54 PM: Duh!

This is strictly made-for-TV territory.. :D
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Post by: Oliver Klaushof on December 24, 2005, 05:35:26 PM: Val Kilmer as Craig Titus with Angelina Jolie as Kelly Ryan.

Christopher Walken as the fanatical FBI agent hot on the trail.
Meg Ryan as "Melissa"
George Clooney as SWAT team leader.
Joaquin Phoenix as "Gross"

Directed by Oliver Stone
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: Butterbean on December 25, 2005, 11:53:45 AM: Quote from: ozman on December 23, 2005, 05:22:46 PM
when is this bloke gunna stop plucking his eyebrows

fair dinkum

Good Lord Man from Oz, whatever happened to that nice avatar you had before this one? :P
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: sarcasm on December 25, 2005, 12:27:35 PM: look at the old geek on the far right with the books, hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: sarcasm on December 25, 2005, 12:28:23 PM: Quote from: french mistake on December 23, 2005, 10:02:19 PM
Sharon Stone as Kelly.
Brad Pitt bulked up as Titus.
Jennifer Anniston as the victim.
Jim Carrey as the freak guy.
Lou Ferrigno as "nail salon swat guy #35".
Wilford Brimley as the trucker.
Gunter as Chic.
Jack Black as the WalMart cashier.

Wilford Brimley as the trucker, hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Who will play Titus in the blockbuster movie about him?
Post by: blaster on December 25, 2005, 02:45:37 PM: Quote from: DEFCON on December 23, 2005, 08:39:59 AM
Marky Mark?
Christian Bale?
Chick?

We know all of them are great actors who can pull this role off, and they all are buff enough.

any other ideas?

Seeing as Titus had lost a lot of size; TOM PRINCE.
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Post by: The Ugly on December 26, 2005, 11:25:01 AM: \m/_ _\m/
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 26, 2005, 03:11:54 PM: Actually there is already talk and the part of Titus is going to Roland Kicklinger.

Most Likely Bob Chic and Kamali will play themselves if they get an offer
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Post by: George Whorewell on December 26, 2005, 05:15:56 PM: Bruce Willis as Titus

Charles S Dutton as Shawn Ray
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Post by: knny187 on December 26, 2005, 05:26:25 PM: Quote from: George Whorewell on December 26, 2005, 05:15:56 PM
Bruce Willis as Titus

Charles S Dutton as Shawn Ray

Bettle could do Shawn better than Shawn as himself