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Title: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: BooRadley on August 22, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
Why is this?
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: slate on August 22, 2013, 04:37:18 PM
because your mother was: bald, short and ugly
























































just kidding -please proceed with whatever BS thread you hoped to start
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2013, 04:38:12 PM
Why is this?

Falcon is not short nor bald, he is 6'6"!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/getbig054.jpg)
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: BooRadley on August 22, 2013, 04:41:02 PM
Falcon is not short nor bald, he is 6'6"!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/getbig054.jpg)


Not a pro bodybuilder.

And I don't literally mean every single bodybuilder is short, bald and ugly. But it seems like there are TONS.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2013, 04:42:45 PM
Not a pro bodybuilder.

Gunther was a Pro!

He wasn't short or bald either!
(http://www.gunters.net/gunterhpfinal.gif)
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 22, 2013, 04:43:44 PM
They spent all there money on whores it takes a toll.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 22, 2013, 04:45:37 PM
6'4"
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on August 22, 2013, 04:46:41 PM
Why is this?

Why are you picking on Dana Linn Bailey like that?
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2013, 04:50:31 PM
Bob Paris wasn't bald, he had a great set o' hair!
(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/9/5/9511d_ORIG-BobParis_FLX_WeiderHF_058.jpg)
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 22, 2013, 04:51:15 PM
Why is this?
No self esteem so they try to overcome the short comings.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on August 22, 2013, 04:51:35 PM
Gunther was a Pro!

He wasn't short or bald either!
(http://www.gunters.net/gunterhpfinal.gif)

That's not Lori Steele....
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 22, 2013, 04:52:17 PM
6'1"
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: slate on August 22, 2013, 04:53:08 PM
hmmm, i see there are powerful idiot forces at work in this thread

with kwon2 one is never more than 1 inch away from the gutter

surely only 'good' can come out of this thread
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on August 22, 2013, 04:56:33 PM
Bob Paris wasn't bald, he had a great set o' hair!
(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/9/5/9511d_ORIG-BobParis_FLX_WeiderHF_058.jpg)

Branch Warren is commonly mistaken for Bob Paris....
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2013, 04:57:43 PM
hmmm, i see there are powerful minds at work in this thread

something i cannot comprehend since i am bald

Flavio Baccianini also had a great set o' hair!
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavbm94EWX1qg1vd7.jpg)
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: 240 is Back on August 22, 2013, 04:59:06 PM
5 foot 10
137 IQ
7.75 inch member
MBA










but yeah, going thin on top at 37.  cruel fate.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Parker on August 22, 2013, 05:05:54 PM
5'10?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_34PE0ZEgM80/TE4wZHJXdXI/AAAAAAAATiM/nAdBRcOzqpE/s320/alq+gurley+(8).jpg)
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2013, 05:06:09 PM
6'4"

That'll be $20
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: slate on August 22, 2013, 05:08:34 PM
kwonnie

please refrain from editing my posts when you quote them

unfortunately i have not yet been provided with the: 'press this button and: 'kwon, kwon's mother, kwons father, kwons children, kwons best friends, will suffer horribly for 3 months and then die'

so i cannot handle you as of now

once that 'button' arrives i will be only too pleased to press it

Ps Please send photos of yourself and ur relatives as I prefer to put a human face to ur  suffering
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Parker on August 22, 2013, 05:09:30 PM
Roland Kickinger, 6'4
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/roland-kickinger-alexander-world-premiere-in-los-angeles-DEaAci.jpg)
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 22, 2013, 05:10:04 PM
5'10?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_34PE0ZEgM80/TE4wZHJXdXI/AAAAAAAATiM/nAdBRcOzqpE/s320/alq+gurley+(8).jpg)

Alq was in the Batman movie
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Parker on August 22, 2013, 05:11:48 PM
Alq was in the Batman movie
The first one, correct? The dude that Batman fought---in the belfrey?
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2013, 05:12:13 PM
i prefer drinking proteine straight from the tap
It's all good slate, we do not discriminate here :)

Be what you really are, embrace it and you shall blossom!

But let us get back to the matter at hand, are you disputing the fact that not all pro-bodybuilders are bald and short?
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 22, 2013, 05:21:52 PM
The first one, correct? The dude that Batman fought---in the belfrey?

No the second I think
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: V Man on August 22, 2013, 05:27:08 PM
Why is this?



I'm guessing it's because most tall guys with hair are much too insecure to bodybuild.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on August 22, 2013, 05:28:44 PM
Alq was in the Batman movie
Which one?
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2013, 05:29:19 PM
I'm guessing it's because most tall guys with hair are much too insecure to bodybuild.

Yes, it takes quite alot of selfconfidence and security in oneself to strip nearnaked and prance on stage in a glittery thong!

Not everyone has what it takes for this
(http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/7892/43/d/img_26581236482080.jpg)(http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232457859_97682d1231719029-animated-gif-thread-123171542332.gif)
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Parker on August 22, 2013, 05:31:06 PM
No the second I think
from rxmuscle, a 2010 post
Quote

I don't know about the rest of the guys, but I do know that Alq' Gurley was one of Two-Face's thugs in the split-color masks.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: booty on August 22, 2013, 06:57:40 PM
A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   :D
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 22, 2013, 07:11:26 PM
5 foot 10
137 IQ
7.75 inch member
MBA










but yeah, going thin on top at 37.  cruel fate.

When you're home alone by yourself, pull out the tape measure. Or don't. Probably better to not disappoint yourself.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: The Grim Lifter on August 23, 2013, 02:08:55 AM
A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   :D

What about when ur on your back?
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: avxo on August 23, 2013, 02:11:46 AM
Branch Warren is commonly mistaken for Bob Paris....

It's an easy mistake to make. ;D
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: missile on August 23, 2013, 02:37:37 AM
Why is this?

Steroids stunt their growth and give them oversized ugly faces and makes their hair fall out.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2013, 06:46:36 PM
A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   :D
Are you saying you are taller than Lee Priest?
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: HockeyFightFan on August 23, 2013, 09:34:13 PM
A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   :D

5'-4" is your waist size, not your height Pygmy.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: 240 is Back on August 23, 2013, 10:19:43 PM
When you're home alone by yourself, pull out the tape measure. Or don't. Probably better to not disappoint yourself.

Yep, I measured this on my own, on the top of it.  I'm fairly decent there.  It's just the hair, argh, the hair. 
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: booty on August 24, 2013, 06:47:39 PM
Are you saying you are taller than Lee Priest?
Schhhhh
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 24, 2013, 06:49:32 PM
Schhhhh

 :-*
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: booty on August 24, 2013, 06:51:25 PM
:-*
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   :P
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 24, 2013, 06:51:41 PM
:-*

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=489186.0;attach=532443;image)

Definately taller than Priest :D
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: The Ugly on August 24, 2013, 06:52:33 PM
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   :P

I think you're just being nice.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 24, 2013, 06:52:43 PM
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   :P

I measured myself this morning 5'11" dead-on-the-money  8)

Good thing considering my mother is 4'11" and my father was 5'9"
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 24, 2013, 07:25:04 PM
Schhhhh
No belt how do you keep those jeans up?
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: booty on August 24, 2013, 07:31:32 PM
No belt how do you keep those jeans up?
Hips. 
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 24, 2013, 07:57:50 PM
Hips. 

I'd eat the corn out of those hips.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: avxo on August 24, 2013, 08:14:20 PM
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   :P

Also, two gallon implants. :P
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 24, 2013, 11:56:52 PM
I'd eat the corn out of those hips.
X2.
Title: Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
Post by: the trainer on August 24, 2013, 11:58:17 PM
Why is this?

you are short because your mom loves to fuck midgets and you are bald because remember that mirror you use to look at as a kid that was your moms head with oil on it, and you are so ugly everytime you try to suck a cock the dick goes dead.