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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: sarcasm on December 26, 2005, 08:16:27 AM
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Check out www.animalpak.com, livin link, then throw down link. Interesting.
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?section=livin&id=288
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The writer must be a beast.
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"i wake up at 3 am and drink gasoline and shit bricks, then i put on my boots and beat the shit out of the gas station attendent for looking at me wrong, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I saw a massive 120 pounds beast at my gym few days ago and he was wearing a animal pak t shirt with the line "Go hard or go home" on it haha pretty funny.
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I saw a massive 120 pounds beast at my gym few days ago and he was wearing a animal pak t shirt with the line "Go hard or go home" on it haha pretty funny.
while benching a massive pair of 30's, hahahahahahaha.
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The funny thing is these guys only "trains" the "beach muscles" haha.
P.s he was doing bicep cable curls haha.
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who changed the wording in my posts and thread?
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I think Titus wrote this article:
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=275
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What a load of ....
CRAP
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There is a Dipshit at Gayhem who writes this crap.
I like how they make it seem like a big struggle to be a bodybuilder,when most train like pussies, do a ton of recreational drugs on the side, get virtually no sleep and eat whatever they want.
Now that is hardcore.
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the douchebag who wites those articles is gayer than a muscle bears field trip to a turkish bath house
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Maybe if I was able to purchase those training pants, I'd have more motivation, and then I'd also have to throw down alot more. YEAH!
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adonis stop hating, you just not hardcore enough for ANIMAL PAK
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This Animal Pak web site is the funniest shit I've read in a long time. The writers are pretty funny but the best part is the reader mail.
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=62
Here's a sample...
"First off I wanted to let you guys know that this is the best place to come for motivation. When life gets tough with shit that really bogs me down (women, bills, hating your job) this is the place I come. Everything that bothers me goes away and I am left with the driving urge to lift, hurt, destroy the gym, and become a beast. I seem to have my priorities in a place that my family and friends deem ridiculous. Like so many true animals my financial situation is bleak. I struggle from check to check to pay bills. The majority of my money is in food, supplements. Just a week ago my truck broke down (water pump) and I was told it would be $200-$250 to replace. How the hell am I supposed to come up with that when I have to go to the store tomorrow and buy my next weeks worth of meals. "Why don't you fix your truck?" Cause I have to eat to grow dumbass. I have a bike and until it’s out of commission and my legs are broken I will find a way to get where I need to go. In closing I want to say that this website and all the articles are my salvation, this keeps me going and reminds me that everything else is almost nothing at all. Thank you for telling how it really is and keep it brutal."
Who would've thought that there are enough dumbasses like this out there to support a business?
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I think Titus wrote this article:
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=275
why am i not surprised that whole workout consisted of nothing but leg presses and leg extensions.
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I can't imagine having the balls to train like a bodybuilder. There is nothing more BRUTAL and HARDCORE than training each bodypart once a week with a few isolation exercises. Indeed, bodybuilders are TRUE WARRIORS of the iron.
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what do you expect from guys named "machine" and "g diesel", what a bunch of fuc.king clowns.
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This Animal Pak web site is the funniest shit I've read in a long time. The writers are pretty funny but the best part is the reader mail.
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=62
Here's a sample...
"First off I wanted to let you guys know that this is the best place to come for motivation. When life gets tough with shit that really bogs me down (women, bills, hating your job) this is the place I come. Everything that bothers me goes away and I am left with the driving urge to lift, hurt, destroy the gym, and become a beast. I seem to have my priorities in a place that my family and friends deem ridiculous. Like so many true animals my financial situation is bleak. I struggle from check to check to pay bills. The majority of my money is in food, supplements. Just a week ago my truck broke down (water pump) and I was told it would be $200-$250 to replace. How the hell am I supposed to come up with that when I have to go to the store tomorrow and buy my next weeks worth of meals. "Why don't you fix your truck?" Cause I have to eat to grow dumbass. I have a bike and until it’s out of commission and my legs are broken I will find a way to get where I need to go. In closing I want to say that this website and all the articles are my salvation, this keeps me going and reminds me that everything else is almost nothing at all. Thank you for telling how it really is and keep it brutal."
Who would've thought that there are enough dumbasses like this out there to support a business?
ROFLMAO
This guy is too dumb to realize that all of his problems are because of his lifting lifestyle. AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA I love it. Sounds like Zone Capone.
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ROFLMAO
This f**cker is too dumb to realize that all of his problems are because of his lifting lifestyle. AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA I love it. Sounds like Zone Capone.
is that candy ass still around?
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is that candy ass still around?
Probably. He is an IRON WARRIOR!!!!!!
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he posted pics of his "gym" one time and it looked like a swedish bathhouse.
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Man I read the title and thought Titus and Ryan escaped and did it again. It sounded like Pinnacle was paying them to oust a competitor. I hope this is just a rumor
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Yea you know they will save allot of money just on set design and setup.
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I saw a massive 120 pounds beast at my gym few days ago and he was wearing a animal pak t shirt with the line "Go hard or go home" on it haha pretty funny.
where did you get the shirt?
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where did you get the shirt?
good one, gotta wait for sarcasm/mars the siamese twins respond
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there's a tool at my gym who reminds me of the guy in those ads, 20 years old, lives in daddy and mommy's basement, wears the ballcap down over his eyes for the bad ass image, does quarter reps on everything with weights that would break him in half if he tried to do full reps with it, gym bag the size of a Volkswagon with every lifting accesory known to man, walks around scowling at everyone, fuc.king pussy.
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there's a tool at my gym who reminds me of the guy in those ads, 20 years old, lives in daddy and mommy's basement, wears the ballcap down over his eyes for the bad ass image, does quarter reps on everything with weights that would break him in half if he tried to do full reps with it, gym bag the size of a Volkswagon with every lifting accesory known to man, walks around scowling at everyone, fuc.king pussy.
still he's bigger than you and outlifts you, i understand that makes you pissed. unfair isnt it ;D
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still he's bigger than you and outlifts you, i understand that makes you pissed. unfair isnt it ;D
the sad thing is that he doesn't even though he does quarter reps, haha, something tells you're just like the guy i mentioned.
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the sad thing is that he doesn't even though he does quarter reps, haha, something tells you're just like the guy i mentioned.
let's compare.
how tall are you?
what's your weight?
how much do you:
bench.
deadlift.
squat.
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5'11" 228, bench 375, deadlift 545, squat 575.
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5'11" 228, bench 375, deadlift 545, squat 575.
now prove it. pictures will be accepted. video would be great.
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hahahahahaha, you're just gonna have to trust me, those lifts ain't that good, if i was lying i'd inflate the numbers, i'm nowhere near the strongest guy in my gym, what about yours?
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there's a tool at my gym who reminds me of the guy in those ads, 20 years old, lives in daddy and mommy's basement, wears the ballcap down over his eyes for the bad ass image, does quarter reps on everything with weights that would break him in half if he tried to do full reps with it, gym bag the size of a Volkswagon with every lifting accesory known to man, walks around scowling at everyone, fuc.king pussy.
Hahahaha good shit.
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good one, gotta wait for sarcasm/mars the siamese twins respond
You are just bittered because you are just like the guy i was describing haha.
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Bandit thinks he strong cause he can bench his body weight for his max ;D
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There is a Dipshit at Mayhem who writes this crap.
I like how they make it seem like a big struggle to be a bodybuilder,when most train like pussies, do a ton of recreational drugs on the side, get virtually no sleep and eat whatever they want.
Now that is hardcore.
Damn Adonis... Where's the love? Peace out.
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5'11" 228, bench 375, deadlift 545, squat 575.
Those are solid numbers Sarcasm, props. And thanks for the kind words, money. Happy New Year. Peace out.
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I saw a massive 120 pounds beast at my gym few days ago and he was wearing a animal pak t shirt with the line "Go hard or go home" on it haha pretty funny.
Where did you get the shirt?
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Where did you get the shirt?
"Big" Cypriate haha oh brother what a name.
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http://www.universalnutrition.com/features/backinthegame.html
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very impressive "Vinnie", hahaha ::)how come you looked so stringy at the Nationals?
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Maybe he stopped playing the mass game.
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yeah, he "concentrated on refining his mass with cable crossovers, leg extensions and one arm cable curls", hahahahaha.
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Hahahaha.
He missed his peak.
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"i was a massive 182 before the show then i took too much lasix and dropped to 143", hahahaha.
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Hahahaha good shit.
Or maybe he doesn't believe in basic movements haha.
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he doesn't want to get too blocky. ::)
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"Squats makes my waist grow too fast so i don't do them"
Haha.
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hahaha, he uses every excuse in the book, "benches are outdated, squats are hard on the knees, deadlifts are hard on the back, maybe i'll just do some machine rows with the chest support to stay safe", hahahaha.
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Haha or the book "Adductor machine vs squats"
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"maybe i'll do a giant set of adductor squeezes, buttblaster and boyfriend assisted lying leg curls and then go throw up my post workout celery sticks", hahaha.
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Mars, sarcasm, you guys are so fuuunnnuuuyyyy! hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahhaha!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahah!
and you're bald.
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What the fuck is wrong with you Garraeth?
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looks like another SQUAD victim in waiting.
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Yes he probably never heard of the Squad that explains his attitude against us.
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Mars and Sarcasm havnt ganged up pn anyone in a while, at least in the threads i have looked at.
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hahahahahaha, you're just gonna have to trust me, those lifts ain't that good, if i was lying i'd inflate the numbers, i'm nowhere near the strongest guy in my gym, what about yours?
well i would hope you werent with those numbers. and 5'11 228.....what a monster!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
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Yep....I was flat.....and all my fault.
You guys never hear me complain about a placing or my condition.
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quote from the article Choke 'em:
If that's real my ass is a banjo.
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This Animal Pak web site is the funniest shit I've read in a long time. The writers are pretty funny but the best part is the reader mail.
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=62
Here's a sample...
"First off I wanted to let you guys know that this is the best place to come for motivation. When life gets tough with shit that really bogs me down (women, bills, hating your job) this is the place I come. Everything that bothers me goes away and I am left with the driving urge to lift, hurt, destroy the gym, and become a beast. I seem to have my priorities in a place that my family and friends deem ridiculous. Like so many true animals my financial situation is bleak. I struggle from check to check to pay bills. The majority of my money is in food, supplements. Just a week ago my truck broke down (water pump) and I was told it would be $200-$250 to replace. How the hell am I supposed to come up with that when I have to go to the store tomorrow and buy my next weeks worth of meals. "Why don't you fix your truck?" Cause I have to eat to grow dumbass. I have a bike and until it’s out of commission and my legs are broken I will find a way to get where I need to go. In closing I want to say that this website and all the articles are my salvation, this keeps me going and reminds me that everything else is almost nothing at all. Thank you for telling how it really is and keep it brutal."
Who would've thought that there are enough dumbasses like this out there to support a business?
LOL
Who writes this shit.
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Bump of the Gods.
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carefull animal pack reps will throw down at the drop of a hat.
Drop of THIS hat?
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Is Jack London Natural?
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Is Jack London Natural?
Does a Rhino shit at the Zoo?
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Yes. When I take my Animal Pack vitamins I feel like I'm taking GH, they work so well!
(http://www.animalpak.com/images/mainimg_pack.jpg)
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ROFL bald as shit
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this is the funniest thread I've ever read lol
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
They dont understand what kind of work etic & what kind of discipline
it takes to get this look...
They just dont understand what they are looking at...
That they are looking at a modern day WARRIOR!!!
There I was...
In the shape of my life just outside the gym on a Monday afternoon...
All carbed-up since eating tons of junk on last Saturday...
Pumped to the max & Feeling like a million dollars...ready to explode..
While the ordinary people passing by on their way from work.....
They think its easy....that its just to pop some pills & whoalla!!
If they only knew.......
(http://www.zonecapone.com/bilder/contestseason03/nudezone02.jpg)
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animal
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I drink my own piss and each swig of my potent urine makes me feel even closer to that fateful day when the lights over my head, the chant of a few good friends and the smell of Pro-Tan remind me that it's all come down to this. The one moment in time where I stand before those who would judge me not knowing all the blood, sweat and tears it took to get me here. All those lonely nights, those times when I could have gone out with the guys for a couple of ice cold ones but said "no"! The times where a hot, slutty babe dared me to give her a facial on the elevator ride down on my way to the gym and I said,"nah, I'm gonna have to take a rain check"! The times where I danced nude while old men pulled on their swollen manhood as a tribute to my perfectly chiseled deltoids, just so I'd have enough cash to pick up some more animal paks! The times where I ducked in an alley and chugged down a donkey sized cock just so I could continue to afford to buy more animpal paks! Yeah, but that's ok. A good friend of mine Derek Anthony once told me "better to choke on a big old cock than to choke on an anmimal pak"! Damn, truer words were never spoken!
When all the training is nothing but a flashback. When eveything I've done to create the flawless physique most could only dream of is over. I stand here on a stage filled with the hopes and dreams that I've worked so hard to turn into reality. I stand here with a massive wegdy! On a brightly lit stage, waiting for my number to be called. Waiting to bring forth the ANIMAL!!!!
(http://www.animalpak.com/images/throwdown.jpg)
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
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Man screw the Animal Pak...
GET THE WORKOUT PAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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I remember the last AnimalPak thread. I still have this Sarcasm quote saved on my desktop, Fackin' classic:
"very true, i'm just trying to picture these guys walking out of their one bedroom apartments with no lights, no gas, no running water, with a torn tank top, an Animal Pak skull cap, sweats and a gym bag the size of a mini cooper at 4 in the morning and taking a bus to the gym."
-Sarcasm
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Guy in the background is going "...yeah, what a putz"
Yeah your right....yo Rhino.....LOL
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Yeah your right....yo Rhino.....LOL
maybe he's jealous you can bench more ;D
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Yeah your right....yo Rhino.....LOL
Vinny, nice biceps. I think I was looking at one of the losers I recognized from getbig, oh yeah...It was sarcasm.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=49437.0;attach=72776;image)
Hahahahaha, monster triceps, BRUTAL SIZE, hahahahahahahaha.
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Vinny, nice biceps. I think I was looking at one of the losers I recognized from getbig, oh yeah...It was sarcasm.
we can't all be the tall, dark haired, tan, sculpted greek statue that you are "Rhino" hahahaha, my goodness, bald, pasty, fat, prison tattoos, you're a regular pussy magnet, hahahaha.
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we can't all be the tall, dark haired, tan, sculpted greek statue that you are "Rhino" hahahaha, my goodness, bald, pasty, fat, prison tattoos, you're a regular pussy magnet, hahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHA are you saying "Rhino" looks like 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA are you saying "Rhino" looks like 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag?
he looks like the dude in the gym who claims he was in the WWE 20 years ago and still wears a Hulkamania shirt with the rips in it and a personalized size 48 weight belt.
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we can't all be the tall, dark haired, tan, sculpted greek statue that you are "Rhino" hahahaha, my goodness, bald, pasty, fat, prison tattoos, you're a regular pussy magnet, hahahaha.
It's all about the prison tatoos........ Pasty? ewww
Funny thing is, as ugly as i am, women love me....must be the flowing hair
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It's all about the prison tatoos........ Pasty? ewww
Funny thing is, as ugly as i am, women love me....must be the flowing hair
hahahaha, women love you as the older brother type that they can tell all their problems too and then they get picked up by the dude that they fuck and you get left sitting in your kitchen jerking off to Flex magazine.
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he looks like the dude in the gym who claims he was in the WWE 20 years ago and still wears a Hulkamania shirt with the rips in it and a personalized size 48 weight belt.
Man, I love those Hulkamania shirts, where can I get one?
Come on sarcasm, thats it? I wonderwhat you will say when I kick ass @ the NOC.
I'm sure you will come up with some delusional reason why i did well.
I know about you now.....Hows that ex of yours doing? She has alot to say.........
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hahahaha, women love you as the older brother type that they can tell all their problems too and then they get picked up by the dude that they f**k and you get left sitting in your kitchen jerking off to Flex magazine.
Oh no sarcasm, you are right. i never get any ass. Never. I am the 37 year old virgin, did 'nt you hear?
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Man, I love those Hulkamania shirts, where can I get one?
Come on sarcasm, thats it? I wonderwhat you will say when I kick ass @ the NOC.
I'm sure you will come up with some delusional reason why i did well.
I know about you now.....Hows that ex of yours doing? She has alot to say.........
translation=kick ass at the NOC=one place higher than Kenny Jones.
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Man, I love those Hulkamania shirts, where can I get one?
Come on sarcasm, thats it? I wonderwhat you will say when I kick ass @ the NOC.
I'm sure you will come up with some delusional reason why i did well.
I know about you now.....Hows that ex of yours doing? She has alot to say.........
He's just bustin' ya chops a little. It's a right of passage here. Good luck at NOC!
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Oh no sarcasm, you are right. i never get any ass. Never. I am the 37 year old virgin, did 'nt you hear?
Rhino I am sure you get plenty of ass....just not necessarily female
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i love how desperate sarcasm is to piss off jack and he just cant seem to get it done. he has used every tactic in his 18yr old teenager-still-in-the-closet arsenal. but it isnt working. poor poor sarcasm. yet one more internet joke hiding behind his keyboard taunting someone who has acheived far more than he ever will. jealousy is hilarious to watch.
jack, keep letting him bust your balls. it is funnier reading how desperate he gets to offend you with each goofball response you give. this guy/girl/she-male is killing itself to make you mad.
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i love how desperate sarcasm is to piss off jack and he just cant seem to get it done. he has used every tactic in his 18yr old teenager-still-in-the-closet arsenal. but it isnt working. poor poor sarcasm. yet one more internet joke hiding behind his keyboard taunting someone who has acheived far more than he ever will. jealousy is hilarious to watch.
jack, keep letting him bust your balls. it is funnier reading how desperate he gets to offend you with each goofball response you give. this guy/girl/she-male is killing itself to make you mad.
meltdown.
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He's just bustin' ya chops a little. It's a right of passage here. Good luck at NOC!
No prob brother, it's all good, all good.
thanks...
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i love how desperate sarcasm is to piss off jack and he just cant seem to get it done. he has used every tactic in his 18yr old teenager-still-in-the-closet arsenal. but it isnt working. poor poor sarcasm. yet one more internet joke hiding behind his keyboard taunting someone who has acheived far more than he ever will. jealousy is hilarious to watch.
jack, keep letting him bust your balls. it is funnier reading how desperate he gets to offend you with each goofball response you give. this guy/girl/she-male is killing itself to make you mad.
yeah, it's funny, funnier still is that they don't believe I benched 661/ or squated 1000......
Funny, very Funny.....jealousy is an ugly thing.
Oh, I can't pull ass either, never had a hot chick in my life.......
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i love how desperate sarcasm is to piss off jack and he just cant seem to get it done. he has used every tactic in his 18yr old teenager-still-in-the-closet arsenal. but it isnt working. poor poor sarcasm. yet one more internet joke hiding behind his keyboard taunting someone who has acheived far more than he ever will. jealousy is hilarious to watch.
jack, keep letting him bust your balls. it is funnier reading how desperate he gets to offend you with each goofball response you give. this guy/girl/she-male is killing itself to make you mad.
You are right about everything except your claim that he is in the closet. After reading his numerous gay comments, I have concluded that he is definitely "out and proud" ;D
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This Animal Pak web site is the funniest shit I've read in a long time. The writers are pretty funny but the best part is the reader mail.
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=62 (http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=62)
Here's a sample...
"First off I wanted to let you guys know that this is the best place to come for motivation. When life gets tough with shit that really bogs me down (women, bills, hating your job) this is the place I come. Everything that bothers me goes away and I am left with the driving urge to lift, hurt, destroy the gym, and become a beast. I seem to have my priorities in a place that my family and friends deem ridiculous. Like so many true animals my financial situation is bleak. I struggle from check to check to pay bills. The majority of my money is in food, supplements. Just a week ago my truck broke down (water pump) and I was told it would be $200-$250 to replace. How the hell am I supposed to come up with that when I have to go to the store tomorrow and buy my next weeks worth of meals. "Why don't you fix your truck?" Cause I have to eat to grow dumbass. I have a bike and until it’s out of commission and my legs are broken I will find a way to get where I need to go. In closing I want to say that this website and all the articles are my salvation, this keeps me going and reminds me that everything else is almost nothing at all. Thank you for telling how it really is and keep it brutal."
Who would've thought that there are enough dumbasses like this out there to support a business?
True animal? More like true knucklehead!!! Maybe one of them priorities should be focusing on getting an education. Funny how that works. Good education = good job; good job = more $$$$$$; more $$$$$$ = more food, supplements, and better gym facilities; more food, supplements, and better gym facilities = BIGGER YOU.
At one time, I briefly considered dropping out of college and becoming a personal trainer. BOY, AM I GLAD I GOT THAT STUPID NOTION OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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bump
hahahaahahahaha.
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adonis stop hating, you just not hardcore enough for ANIMAL PAK
translation:
I gulp 2 paks a day
::)
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"i wake up at 3 am and drink gasoline and shit bricks, then i put on my boots and beat the shit out of the gas station attendent for looking at me wrong, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ahhahahahahahaha! When I was prepping for my last show...I went in the gym once around 6am for cardio and seen these two GINORMOUS leviathans in the gym both at a combined weight of 240lbs...BOTH has wife beaters on...combat boots and Animal beanie hats on...hahahahahahahaha! bench pressing. Hahahahaha!
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"i wake up at 3 am and drink gasoline and shit bricks, then i put on my boots and beat the shit out of the gas station attendent for looking at me wrong, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hehehehehehehehe...
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"i wake up at 3 am and drink gasoline and shit bricks, then i put on my boots and beat the shit out of the gas station attendent for looking at me wrong, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
haha LOL
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who is the guy in those adds
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Check out www.animalpak.com, livin link, then throw down link. Interesting.
http://www.animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?section=livin&id=288
It ceases to be inspirational for most people if its longer than a paragraph or too. Kinda like the bible.
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This stuff works well for the 14 year old boys they target