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Title: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 25, 2013, 07:05:27 AM
I was walking into the 7-11, and this Hebrew(pretty sure he was a Hebrew, he was a black American of African descent) asked me if I could help him out.  I asked him what he needed, and he told me some change, anything to help him out.  I was feeling in a good mood, as I usually either ignore them or tell the no, but when I went inside the store, I purchased a hot dog for this man.  He thanked me and asked if we were hiring.  I told him to call the office and speak to my secretary.  Pretty sure I will never hear from him again, but I actually thought of going back and hiring him for $11 an hour to see how he worked out.  It actually made me feel a little bit of joy helping him out, in a way that assured he would not go buy booze with the money.  This is how things should be, people helping people, not government handouts helping people.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Bertha Butt on September 25, 2013, 07:13:55 AM
Bought a big bite for a homless Hebrew just now...

Why didn't you buy him some undergarment?
;)
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 25, 2013, 07:16:50 AM
Why didn't you buy him some undergarment?
;)

fixed
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 25, 2013, 07:19:11 AM
Couldnt even buy the brotha something better than a hotdog?   Racist. 
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 25, 2013, 07:22:23 AM
Couldnt even buy the brotha something better than a hotdog?   Racist. 

They don't have fried chicken at 7-11 bro... ;D
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 25, 2013, 07:24:48 AM
They don't have fried chicken at 7-11 bro... ;D

Can of potted meat perhaps?  Or at least a purple drank and pork rinds to make it a complete meal.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 25, 2013, 07:26:42 AM
Can of potted meat perhaps?  Or at least a purple drank and pork rinds to make it a complete meal.
:D ;D
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 25, 2013, 07:29:16 AM
I just ignore that shit. Also hate going to buy some food and getting basically panhandle treatment by some charity walking in, then some fucking girl scout troop wants to bag your groceries for a few bucks.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: 240_Iz_Nutz on September 25, 2013, 07:30:15 AM
Can of potted meat perhaps?  Or at least a purple drank and pork rinds to make it a complete meal.

24 oz Steel Reserve.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 25, 2013, 07:34:05 AM
:D ;D

Potted meat was a delicacy for camping and fishing only. 
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: the trainer on September 25, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
I will not help a homeless man if his biceps are under 16 inchs, he can still do pushups no excuse for this bullshit.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Parker on September 25, 2013, 09:17:15 AM
I just ignore that shit. Also hate going to buy some food and getting basically panhandle treatment by some charity walking in, then some fucking girl scout troop wants to bag your groceries for a few bucks.
Went to McDonald's once a dude was asking for money for a ride...his bike was sitting right next to him on the wall...I asked if that was his bike and he said no, and said that it had a flat... ::)
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: WalterWhite on September 25, 2013, 09:30:46 AM
 This is how things should be, people helping people, not government handouts helping people.

I agree! 
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Nirvana on September 25, 2013, 10:57:41 AM
Oh yeah? Well I bought a man named jerry from Asheville (no homo) a $100 straight talk phone and $45 worth of minutes and bought him a pack of pall mall full flavor 100s and a liter of Pepsi from a gas station he was banned from then gave him a ride  to the baseball stadium he lives behind and you don't see me bragging.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 25, 2013, 11:11:34 AM
Oh yeah? Well I bought a man named jerry from Asheville (no homo) a $100 straight talk phone and $45 worth of minutes and bought him a pack of pall mall full flavor 100s and a liter of Pepsi from a gas station he was banned from then gave him a ride  to the baseball stadium he lives behind and you don't see me bragging.

Liar! filt!
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Tedim on September 25, 2013, 11:25:28 AM
I was walking into the 7-11, and this Hebrew(pretty sure he was a Hebrew, he was a black American of African descent) asked me if I could help him out.  I asked him what he needed, and he told me some change, anything to help him out.  I was feeling in a good mood, as I usually either ignore them or tell the no, but when I went inside the store, I purchased a hot dog for this man.  He thanked me and asked if we were hiring.  I told him to call the office and speak to my secretary.  Pretty sure I will never hear from him again, but I actually thought of going back and hiring him for $11 an hour to see how he worked out.  It actually made me feel a little bit of joy helping him out, in a way that assured he would not go buy booze with the money.  This is how things should be, people helping people, not government handouts helping people.

never works out.....there is a reason he's unemployed. Leave him be....hire away top talent.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Tedim on September 25, 2013, 11:29:05 AM
check it out.....my guys going to look it over, we will do our own engine rebuild if its a go.....my first tractor I'm soooooooo excited, lol

http://www.truckpaper.com/SpecialFeatures/email.aspx?emid=3052773 (http://www.truckpaper.com/SpecialFeatures/email.aspx?emid=3052773)
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 25, 2013, 12:17:39 PM
Oh yeah? Well I bought a man named jerry from Asheville (no homo) a $100 straight talk phone and $45 worth of minutes and bought him a pack of pall mall full flavor 100s and a liter of Pepsi from a gas station he was banned from then gave him a ride  to the baseball stadium he lives behind and you don't see me bragging.

Tourists suck. 
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Primemuscle on September 25, 2013, 12:31:09 PM
I was walking into the 7-11, and this Hebrew(pretty sure he was a Hebrew, he was a black American of African descent) asked me if I could help him out.  I asked him what he needed, and he told me some change, anything to help him out.  I was feeling in a good mood, as I usually either ignore them or tell the no, but when I went inside the store, I purchased a hot dog for this man.  He thanked me and asked if we were hiring.  I told him to call the office and speak to my secretary.  Pretty sure I will never hear from him again, but I actually thought of going back and hiring him for $11 an hour to see how he worked out.  It actually made me feel a little bit of joy helping him out, in a way that assured he would not go buy booze with the money.  This is how things should be, people helping people, not government handouts helping people.

Things are not as they should be and never have been.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Wiggs on September 25, 2013, 12:49:28 PM
I was walking into the 7-11, and this Hebrew(pretty sure he was a Hebrew, he was a black American of African descent) asked me if I could help him out.  I asked him what he needed, and he told me some change, anything to help him out.  I was feeling in a good mood, as I usually either ignore them or tell the no, but when I went inside the store, I purchased a hot dog for this man.  He thanked me and asked if we were hiring.  I told him to call the office and speak to my secretary.  Pretty sure I will never hear from him again, but I actually thought of going back and hiring him for $11 an hour to see how he worked out.  It actually made me feel a little bit of joy helping him out, in a way that assured he would not go buy booze with the money.  This is how things should be, people helping people, not government handouts helping people.

 8) 8) ;)
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: arce1988 on September 25, 2013, 01:21:23 PM
  you own a 7/11?
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Internet Tough Guy on September 25, 2013, 01:30:59 PM
A bum once asked me, "Can I have a dollar for a sandwich?"  I responded, "Let me see the sandwich."

That's when I realized that you just can't talk to some people.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 25, 2013, 05:47:13 PM
check it out.....my guys going to look it over, we will do our own engine rebuild if its a go.....my first tractor I'm soooooooo excited, lol

http://www.truckpaper.com/SpecialFeatures/email.aspx?emid=3052773 (http://www.truckpaper.com/SpecialFeatures/email.aspx?emid=3052773)

Why did you choose one with a sleeper? Aren't you just using it for local hauling?
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Tedim on September 25, 2013, 05:50:03 PM
Why did you choose one with a sleeper? Aren't you just using it for local hauling?

Was thinking about sending out a crew on over the road just to smooth out winter slowdown. It's got bunk beds
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: calfzilla on September 25, 2013, 09:11:38 PM
So basically what you are saying is that you gave your Weiner to a homeless black man. Got it.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: The Ugly on September 25, 2013, 09:16:06 PM
I was walking into the 7-11, and this Hebrew(pretty sure he was a Hebrew, he was a black American of African descent) asked me if I could help him out.  I asked him what he needed, and he told me some change, anything to help him out.  I was feeling in a good mood, as I usually either ignore them or tell the no, but when I went inside the store, I purchased a hot dog for this man.  He thanked me and asked if we were hiring.  I told him to call the office and speak to my secretary.  Pretty sure I will never hear from him again, but I actually thought of going back and hiring him for $11 an hour to see how he worked out.  It actually made me feel a little bit of joy helping him out, in a way that assured he would not go buy booze with the money.  This is how things should be, people helping people, not government handouts helping people.

Bet he didn't know he was a Hebrew. Did you break the news to him?
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Gonuclear on September 25, 2013, 10:22:15 PM
Oh yeah? Well I bought a man named jerry from Asheville (no homo) a $100 straight talk phone and $45 worth of minutes and bought him a pack of pall mall full flavor 100s and a liter of Pepsi from a gas station he was banned from then gave him a ride  to the baseball stadium he lives behind and you don't see me bragging.

I would say you are bragging.  What else did you mean to do with this post?

Still, nice of you to help folks out.   
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: JBGRAY on September 25, 2013, 11:51:30 PM
People in the US are poor because they chose to be poor......luckily, most Americans are suckers, so I am glad most are risk adverse.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Costanza on September 26, 2013, 12:22:22 AM
What are these big bites like?
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 26, 2013, 01:44:12 AM
Many of Wiggsers live in Australian Northern Teritory, they drink anything with alcohol warning signs on it
(ethanol & methanol  ::)),dental mouth wash,..............salt water crocks love them too  ;D nobody ever
reported "missing" Wiggs  ;)
Designated police pick up truck daily collect drunk Wiggsers & dump them under the tree outside Darwin.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Irongrip400 on September 26, 2013, 03:44:57 AM
So basically what you are saying is that you gave your Weiner to a homeless black man. Got it.

Only gay if you want it to be...
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: calfzilla on September 26, 2013, 03:53:34 AM
Only gay if you want it to be...

Wonder if he got the elevator or the shaft?  :-X
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Knooger on September 26, 2013, 04:10:29 AM
So basically what you are saying is that you gave your Weiner to a homeless black man. Got it.

Exactly,  homeless Hebrew sucked him off for $11.
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Teutonic Knight on September 26, 2013, 04:36:22 PM
Exactly,  homeless Hebrew sucked him off for $11.

O, god "Ours Regular Hebrew" secret is out  ;)
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Gonuclear on September 26, 2013, 07:23:00 PM
A bum once asked me, "Can I have a dollar for a sandwich?"  I responded, "Let me see the sandwich."

That's when I realized that you just can't talk to some people.


 :)
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Nirvana on September 27, 2013, 12:20:22 AM
I would say you are bragging.  What else did you mean to do with this post?

Still, nice of you to help folks out.   
I believe they call it irony
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: 24KT on October 02, 2013, 06:10:49 AM
check it out.....my guys going to look it over, we will do our own engine rebuild if its a go.....my first tractor I'm soooooooo excited, lol

http://www.truckpaper.com/SpecialFeatures/email.aspx?emid=3052773 (http://www.truckpaper.com/SpecialFeatures/email.aspx?emid=3052773)

Nice rig! What kind of engine do you have in it?
Title: Re: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...
Post by: Tedim on October 02, 2013, 06:13:57 AM
Nice rig! What kind of engine do you have in it?

We didn't buy it......but it had an E7