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What would you do if you woke up one day and found out that you were 300 lbs of solid. muscular beef aka Ronnie???
Here's what I'd do:
1. Post in the mirror for 2 hours and check out my awesomely massive biceps, sick back and giant quads and boulder delts
2. then I'd find all the people who bullied me at school and beat the crap out of them
3. then I'd go to the gym and train like an animal all day, doing 800 LBS SQUATS, CURLING 200 LBS AND BENCHING 600 LBS and LEG PRESSING 2800 LBS!!!!
4. Then I'd go a club and party as if I just won the Olympia and I'd make out with some hot girls.
5. Then I'd go on my cop duties, and when I catch somes muggers, some crimimals and human garbage, I'd make them shake in fear of MY MASSIVE MUSCULAR BODY and I'd get them on their knees and I'd make them personally apologise to their victims, before kissing my hand. Then I'd slap them in handcuffs and take them to the state pen.
6. Then I'd transfer all Ron's money to my bank account, so when I was me again, I'd be rich
What would you if you were King Ronnie for a day???
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no one would dare mess with a guy this big. One BDB shot and criminals would be crapping themselves 8) 8) 8)
If I was Ronnie and going on cop duties, and a criminal said to me, 'what you gonna do', I'd simple rip my shirt of and do this pose, and he'd be begging me to slap in cuffs.... ;D ;D ;D
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Ronnie is the KING. He has the power 8) 8)
It would have been AWESOME if Ronnie had been Conan in the Conan movies that Arnold did :o :o
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What would you do if you woke up one day and found out that you were 300 lbs of solid. muscular beef aka Ronnie???
Here's what I'd do:
1. Post in the mirror for 2 hours and check out my massive biceps, sick back and giant quads
2. then I'd find all the people who bullied me at school and beat the shit out of them
3. then I'd go to the gym and train like an animal all day, doing 800 LBS SQUATS, CURLING 200 LBS AND BENCHING 600 LBS and LEG PRESSING 2800 LBS!!!!
4. Then I'd go a club and party as if I just won the Olympia and I'd make out with some hot girls.
5. Then I'd go on my cop duties, and when I catch somes crims, I'd knock em out cold
6. Then I'd transfer all Ron's money to my bank account, so when I was me again, I'd be rich
What would you if you were Ronnie for a day???
Fuck are you like 13 or just retarded?
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Fuck are you like 13 or just retarded?
man you got out of bed the wrong side this morning ???
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What would you do if you woke up one day and found out that you were 300 lbs of solid. muscular beef aka Ronnie???
Dude, you just used the phrase
300 lbs of solid. muscular beef
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Dude, you just used the phrase
300 lbs of solid. muscular beef
yeah but bro, I mean beef as in muscle, not beef as in cow meat 8) 8)
LOL, you're funny 240 8)
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come on guys, lets not get off topic, what would you do if you were Ronnie for a day ???
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I'd bang alti.
Aside from that I'd probably walk around trying (taking) people's food at a restaurant. No reason, just eccentricity. I'd use impossibly large words, eloquence unheard of from Ronnie, just because its funny when Mike Tyson used to do it and it would be even more amusing from Ronnie.
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man you got out of bed the wrong side this morning ???
Yes, I apologize. :-*
And to answer your original question I'd probably save the universe. :P
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I'd bang alti.
Aside from that I'd probably walk around trying (taking) people's food at a restaurant. No reason, just eccentricity. I'd use impossibly large words, eloquence unheard of from Ronnie, just because its funny when Mike Tyson used to do it and it would be even more amusing from Ronnie.
I would breath heavy tying my shoes
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Yes, I apologize. :-*
And to answer your original question I'd probably save the universe. :P
no probs bro, its all good. I'm just having a bit of fun. That pic tho man, that pic is classic LOL 8)
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I'd bang alti.
Aside from that I'd probably walk around trying (taking) people's food at a restaurant. No reason, just eccentricity. I'd use impossibly large words, eloquence unheard of from Ronnie, just because its funny when Mike Tyson used to do it and it would be even more amusing from Ronnie.
Aside from that?! :o
Only one thing being Ronnie for a day is interesting.
Take it out on Alti.
YIP
Zack
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What would you do if you woke up one day and found out that you were 300 lbs of solid. muscular beef aka Ronnie???
5. Then I'd go on my cop duties, and when I catch somes muggers, some crimimals and human garbage.
LOL, the last thing I'd worry about is him actually chasing a robber without passing out from shear exhaustion or a heart attack!
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Paint myself green and wreak havoc.
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Walk around for a while, lifting cars.
Find out what it's like to take a Ronnie Coleman calibre dump.
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lmao @ Boraccho...Dude your funny! :)
If I woke up and was Ronnie, Id check my package to see if its pportional to the rest of my body...llool
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What would you if you were King Ronnie for a day???
Most likely I'd spend all day working my way in and out of Alti's ass......
Pound her raw.......crucify her soul, fu.cking both her mind and body in the process.
DIV
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Div, who is Altis? ;D
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Dude, you just used the phrase
300 lbs of solid. muscular beef
lol
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Make out with hot girls,huh.Yea,Ronnie is a babe magnet?! ::)
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Fix the tear in my pants before squatting ;D
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Prank Cutler
walk through doors sideways because i have to
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Div, who is Altis? ;D
That's Ronnie's former bitch.
Latina.
DIV
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Fix the tear in my pants before squatting ;D
That's funny shit! ;D ;D ;D
Prank Cutler
walk through doors sideways because i have to
yeah, go to his house, arrest him and bang Kerry
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Call Shawn Ray and taunt:"Me eight, you zero!". ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Go see Titus can see if he'd sell me his house for one of my Sandows. And offer to be a character witness at the trial.
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Go see Titus can see if he'd sell me his house for one of my Sandows. And offer to be a character witness at the trial.
Shawn Ray would be a more probable buyer. ;D ::)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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walk up and down my street for hours in posing trunks
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walk up and down my street for hours in posing trunks
won't do much damage though..
(http://people.zeelandnet.nl/avanzijp/Foto/New%20York%20-%20Naked%20Cowboy.jpg)
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walk up and down my street for hours in posing trunks
That is actually quite reasonable. At least you didn't try to be funny. So many guys post at threads like this trying to be witty, but end up sounding dorky and lame. You were honest. Nice going.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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I'll be honest too. Chill; it's all in fun.
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What would you do if you were Ronnie for a day??????????
Transfer all Ronnie's money into my own bank account and the ownership of his valuable possessions (cars, porperty etc) into my name. :)
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yeah bang alti as well :D ;D
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Walk out to the streets and pick up fights
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yeah bang alti as well :D ;D
I include Alti in Ronnie's "valuable possessions". ;D
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yeah bang alti as well :D ;D
who's alti?
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who's alti?
Ronnies girlfriend, she's like 20 something, Ronnie is the man 8)
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Ronnies girlfriend, she's like 20 something, Ronnie is the man 8)
she's in for his money.. you think Ronnie can satisfy her on the bed?
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she's in for his money.. you think Ronnie can satisfy her on the bed?
she's been quite vocal about his ability to do so.
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I'd get in my new Bentley GT ride over to Alti's & bang her all day. Take a shot or 2, go guest pose at some show & then try to bang as many of the fitness chicks( & or groupies) I could at the same time until time ran out.
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Drive to Johnnie Jacksons gym with a video camera and get him to train back with me. Then sell the vid and make a few $$'s, oh and hopefully beat him.
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If I were Ronnie for a day, I'd suck my own dick :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :P 8)
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If I were Ronnie for a day, I'd suck my own dick :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :P 8)
If you can find it.. ha ha ha ha ha
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If I were Ronnie for a day, I'd suck my own dick :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :P 8)
There you go. Hulkster is just another queer who posts on bodybuilding boards, pretending to interested in the sport, when in reality he's here to jack-off thinking about bodybuilder's dicks. ;DDisgusting. >:(
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Agreed. That was completely unnecessary.
Drive to Johnnie Jacksons gym with a video camera and get him to train back with me. Then sell the vid and make a few $$'s, oh and hopefully beat him.
Also, I really do not think you would bring a video camera to Johnny "gay for pay" Jacksons gym and just do some "back" training. DLifts and rows maybe, but admit it, you want the post-training shower session moment to last a lifetime.
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If I were Ronnie for a day, I'd suck my own dick :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :P 8)
haha. It's funny you would post that. I swear I was just going into this thread to say Huckster would auto-fellate himself. I can't believe it....well I can actually.
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haha. It's funny you would post that. I swear I was just going into this thread to say Huckster would auto-fellate himself. I can't believe it....well I can actually.
You are also a mind-reader :o? Who would have known... ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Didn't someone make the same exact thread before but about Jay?
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killing myself
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killing myself
haha. Good stuff.
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Drive to Johnnie Jacksons gym with a video camera and get him to train back with me. Then sell the vid and make a few $$'s, oh and hopefully beat him.
end up getting gang banged by both Johnnie and Branch
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oh shit..
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I think I'd get breast reduction surgery. Gotta remove that gyno. Then I would get calf implants.
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I would save the universe against Skeletor
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There you go. Hulkster is just another queer who posts on bodybuilding boards, pretending to interested in the sport, when in reality he's here to jack-off thinking about bodybuilder's dicks. ;DDisgusting. >:(
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Someone's fighting their own homo urges a little too hard. Chill out Suck man.
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I'd check out my shredded glutes, and probably end up jerking off over them ;D :o
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20 something ? LOL
what kind of pedophile is he
cant he relate to people his own age?
this is not good for probobybuilding
when king kong is after a 20 year old.
my 7 cents
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There you go. Hulkster is just another queer who posts on bodybuilding boards, pretending to interested in the sport, when in reality he's here to jack-off thinking about bodybuilder's dicks. ;DDisgusting. >:(
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I've had more pussy in my life than you have ever even dreamed about!
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ps- tell your mom I said hi. And no she can't come over again tonight.
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I've had more pussy in my life than you have ever even dreamed about!
Sorry dude, but fucking inflatable dolls does not count as "pussy". Sorry. ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
P.S:I told my mom you said high, and she told me to ask you if you'd like to go see Brokeback Mountain with her. She's into guy-on-guy and wants you to explain the action to her, since you know, from experience, so much about it. ;D
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I'd load up my "Gat" and use my Police credentials to arrange a visit with Craig Titus - then I'd splatter the Mo therfuckers's
brains all over his jail cell, hit a most muscular hella hard and scream, "Yeah Bitch! That's what U get fo' fu cking' up the good
name o' muh sport!!! N iggaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I'd load up my "Gat" and use my Police credentials to arrange a visit with Craig Titus - then I'd splatter the Mo therfuckers's
brains all over his jail cell, hit a most muscular hella hard and scream, "Yeah Bitch! That's what U get fo' fu cking' up the good
name o' muh sport!!! N iggaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!"
ROFL!!!
then he will go to Sacramento to terminate Arnold for granting Tookie's execution.
" Yeah buddy! You butcho Nazi. Thad's wah ya get for killing mah sweet Tookie Dookie!!"
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Probably start the day with coffee and light reading, 'Hooked on Phonics' perhaps. Carry on as Ronnie would, ya know, no one suspects a thing.
End of the day, though, after my parking lot lunges, I settle into the gym's busiest corner, announcing loudly, "Ronnie Coleman gon' make doodie now!"
Plop. Plop-plop ... plop.
"Ain't nuttin' but a peanut," I say, before tuckin' my tootsie roll 'tween my legs for a little Buffalo Bill "I'd fvck me" dance.
Then, off to the bathhouse.
See, it's the NEXT DAY I'm thinkin' about.
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I WOULD GO TO THE GORILLA HABITAT AT THE SAN DIEGO ZOO AND SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THE OTHER GORILLAS. THEN I WOULD GO THE BLACK EYED PEA AND TAP MY PLATE FOR MORE CORN BREAD. ;D
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C'MON MAN. I THOUGHT THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY.
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I would go get a Full medical !!!!!!
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If I were Ronnie for a day, what would I do?
White women, lots of them.
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Check myself into a hospital and hope that I live to see tomorrow
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Sorry dude, but fucking inflatable dolls does not count as "pussy". Sorry.
What about inflatable Ronnie dolls? do they count? :-*
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I'd get in my new Bentley GT ride over to Alti's & bang her all day. Take a shot or 2, go guest pose at some show & then try to bang as many of the fitness chicks( & or groupies) I could at the same time until time ran out.
Perfect answer!!
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gayer than wishing you were Ronnie...so you could pose for yourself naked in front of the bathroom mirror ::)