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Title: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 09:23:22 AM
You think the stuff I do is so easy - that's cool. 

There is a December 28, 2013 GRC in Huntington Beach - start is 1:00 am

I will send you all my gear, my Ruck, my head lamp, everything you need for this, and even pay your entry fee.   Total value probably $500 or so at least if you want to do this. 


Deal or no? 


 :o  :o  :o


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 09:28:09 AM
Let me jump over a desk, crawl under a chair and hurdle myself across the room to check my calender. ::)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 09:35:43 AM
Let me jump over a desk, crawl under a chair and hurdle myself across the room to check my calender. ::)

That takes about 2 minutes - you still have probably 12:58:00 left - w 50lbs on your back 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 09:42:08 AM
 I'll bet even Coach will take me up on this. 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: bigmc on December 11, 2013, 09:59:16 AM
why dont you two just fuck and get it over with  :-X


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: CalvinH on December 11, 2013, 10:09:51 AM
why dont you two just fuck and get it over with  :-X


Sounds like Pole Smoker wants to try but he's afraid chaos doesn't have enough stamina for him.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
why dont you two just fuck and get it over with  :-X
We're waiting for you and Donny and ukjeff and Josh to leave the room. :D

I thought it was pretty clear that I would not partake in these wanna be Rambo, homosexual acts ???


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 10:14:53 AM

Sounds like Pole Smoker wants to try but he's afraid chaos doesn't have enough stamina for him.

LMFAO - dude you think Warrior Dash is a challenge.   LOL!!!!!! 

Warrior Dash is a fucking joke 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 10:15:29 AM
We're waiting for you and Donny and ukjeff and Josh to leave the room. :D

I thought it was pretty clear that I would not partake in these wanna be Rambo, homosexual acts ???

Cop out  - twink 



Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 10:25:37 AM
Cop out  - twink 


Lol
You run these "events" so you can grope strange men and women.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: benchmstr on December 11, 2013, 10:28:01 AM
Judging by the title this thread had me a little concerned

Bench


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 10:30:31 AM
Judging by the title this thread had me a little concerned

Bench
Pole Muncher is upset that I'm not impressed with his attempts at being Johnny Rambo.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 10:31:00 AM
Judging by the title this thread had me a little concerned

Bench

 ;D 

I like chicks w fat ass and boobs . . . . . .



Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 10:41:02 AM
The fact that so many boys and girls who work desk jobs manage to finish these things speaks volumes about the difficulty.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 10:55:04 AM
The fact that so many boys and girls who work desk jobs manage to finish these things speaks volumes about the difficulty.

You would not - just saying. 


25 hours - 45 miles w 50lbs on your back - straight - do the math. 



Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 10:58:33 AM
The fact that so many boys and girls who work desk jobs manage to finish these things speaks volumes about the difficulty.
;)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: CalvinH on December 11, 2013, 10:58:38 AM
The fact that so many boys and girls who work desk jobs manage to finish these things speaks volumes about the difficulty.


Depends on the one you choose...some are much easier then others.
the one's I've done are only 5 k.




Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 11:04:30 AM
;)

LOL - you are so fucking obese and fat you could not even run a road 5k - WTF you talking about blimpy.

Same w Zumba / Tae Bo idiot  - would not last one hour in GRC


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 11:09:32 AM
I am sure that with a few months of training I would clean house at the most "difficult" of these "races".


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 11:11:35 AM
I am sure that with a few months of training I would clean house at the most "difficult" of these "races".


Probably - but it takes training to do this shit well - its not easy. 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: CalvinH on December 11, 2013, 11:16:49 AM
I am sure that with a few months of training I would clean house at the most "difficult" of these "races".


The obstacles are the fun part..the running sucks.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 11:18:09 AM
I am sure that with a few months of training I would clean house at the most "difficult" of these "races".

Here you go - a few months and you will dominate-  LMFAO!!!!!   LOL   Delusional 


https://www.goruck.com/en/heavy



Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: bigmc on December 11, 2013, 11:22:52 AM
We're waiting for you and Donny and ukjeff and Josh to leave the room. :D

I thought it was pretty clear that I would not partake in these wanna be Rambo, homosexual acts ???

touche  ;D

at ;east sould crusher has offered to pay you for this wrestling match race


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 11:47:05 AM
touche  ;D

at ;east sould crusher has offered to pay you for this wrestling match race

Correct - Ill pay for Chaos to do this right now. 

GR Challenge December 28 - Huntington Beach , 1:00 am


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 12:00:13 PM
Here you go - a few months and you will dominate-  LMFAO!!!!!   LOL   Delusional 


https://www.goruck.com/en/heavy


I did real sports with real athletes. I am positive that training to beat some accountants who go ruck on the weekends won't be much of a challenge. You are pretty good at it, right?


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 12:03:08 PM
I did real sports with real athletes. I am positive that training to beat some accountants who go ruck on the weekends won't be much of a challenge. You are pretty good at it, right?

I was DIV 1 Track Athlete, have a 2nd Degree BB in MA, was All American in HS in TnF, did all sorts of shit - GR HEAVY was the hardest thing I have ever done without anything even a close second. 

25 hours - 45 miles plus shit loads of PT w little breaks in cold wet nasty elements. 


99% of the fools on this site would not have lasted 30 minutes in to it


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 12:07:01 PM
Correct - Ill pay for Chaos to do this right now. 

GR Challenge December 28 - Huntington Beach , 1:00 am
So you train for over a year for this specific event and you want me to do it on 2 weeks notice?
Typical big mouth, wanna be rambo guido. I have no interest in lowering myself to mud wallowing with strangers just so I can feel women up under the guise of "helping" them. ::)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 12:11:28 PM
So you train for over a year for this specific event and you want me to do it on 2 weeks notice?
Typical big mouth, wanna be rambo guido. I have no interest in lowering myself to mud wallowing with strangers just so I can feel women up under the guise of "helping" them. ::)


You think it is easy - sign up.   The 28th is only 12 hours - not 25.   


no groping anyone.  The only thing you will grope is a 50lbs pack, a huge ass log, team weights, etc; 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 12:25:26 PM
I was DIV 1 Track Athlete, have a 2nd Degree BB in MA, was All American in HS in TnF, did all sorts of shit - GR HEAVY was the hardest thing I have ever done without anything even a close second. 

25 hours - 45 miles plus shit loads of PT w little breaks in cold wet nasty elements. 


99% of the fools on this site would not have lasted 30 minutes in to it
track? what exactly .. you do not look like a sprinter, runner, jumper or anything but maybe throwing a discus which is difficult but requires the athleticism of a rhino.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 12:26:43 PM
track? what exactly .. you do not look like a sprinter, runner, jumper or anything but maybe throwing a discus which is difficult but requires the athleticism of a rhino.

Hammer Throw  ;)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 12:53:04 PM

You think it is easy - sign up.   The 28th is only 12 hours - not 25.   


no groping anyone.  The only thing you will grope is a 50lbs pack, a huge ass log, team weights, etc; 
So you expect me to spend 12+ hrs of my life proving some twink from the internet that couldn't open a water bottle wrong?
Lol! ;D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 12:55:26 PM
So you expect me to spend 12+ hrs of my life proving some twink from the internet that couldn't open a water bottle wrong?
Lol! ;D


Actually - yes.   ;)

Oh - did I mention the PT Test?  

Shit - forget I asked.  






Idiot to my left was out in first 20 minutes. 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 12:57:51 PM

Actually - yes.   ;)

Oh - did I mention the PT Test?  

Shit - forget I asked.  






Idiot to my left was out in first 20 minutes. 
LMAO! Yeah, that's totally going to happen. ::)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 11, 2013, 01:00:56 PM

Actually - yes.   ;)

Oh - did I mention the PT Test?  

Shit - forget I asked.  






Idiot to my left was out in first 20 minutes. 

Brutal fishing for schmoes by posting pics of you on your knees.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 01:02:32 PM
Brutal fishing for schmoes by posting pics of you on your knees.

This was the first part doing the PT Test. 

Max Pushups  - 2 min

Max Sit ups 2 Min

12 mile Timed Ruck


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 01:03:02 PM
I applaud you finding your life's challenge in these events. Personally, I tested my limits playing pro tennis, amateur squash, basketball and posing in a thong. I see this as another thing to do for people with 9-5 jobs alas those 4-5 hour marathon runners.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: CalvinH on December 11, 2013, 01:04:54 PM
I applaud you finding your life's challenge in these events. Personally, I tested my limits playing pro tennis, amateur squash, basketball and posing in a thong. I see this as another thing to do for people with 9-5 jobs alas those 4-5 hour marathon runners.


 ;D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 11, 2013, 01:07:06 PM
This was the first part doing the PT Test. 

Max Pushups  - 2 min

Max Sit ups 2 Min

12 mile Timed Ruck

Maybe if you didn't pat yourself on the back so much

people wouldn't think you

are a jerk off

with no social skills


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 01:14:36 PM
I applaud you finding your life's challenge in these events. Personally, I tested my limits playing pro tennis, amateur squash, basketball and posing in a thong. I see this as another thing to do for people with 9-5 jobs alas those 4-5 hour marathon runners.


Uuummmmmm  - 25 hours - 45 miles w a 50lbs pack along w shit loads of PT


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 01:15:26 PM
Maybe if you didn't pat yourself on the back so much

people wouldn't think you

are a jerk off

with no social skills

Chaos and I have a long standing fued.   ;D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 01:16:49 PM
Chaos and I have a long standing fued.   ;D
You're fueding, I'm having fun. :-*


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 01:19:26 PM
You're fueding, I'm having fun. :-*


Aside from your dislike of me - why not do one of these w Coach and report back?   


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 01:21:18 PM

Aside from your dislike of me - why not do one of these w Coach and report back?   
Besides the fact I have no desire? I can't even find a weekend to make it to Coaches to train, where would I find 12+ hrs to play in the mud and grope strangers?


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 01:34:07 PM
Besides the fact I have no desire? I can't even find a weekend to make it to Coaches to train, where would I find 12+ hrs to play in the mud and grope strangers?

This is not Spartan Race or TM  - those are a joke compared to what I am asking you to try. 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Complex Carbs on December 11, 2013, 01:35:45 PM
This is not Spartan Race or TM  - those are a joke compared to what I am asking you to try. 

Try flipping a tire bro, then you will know extreme endurance and pain


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: CalvinH on December 11, 2013, 01:39:12 PM
This is not Spartan Race or TM  - those are a joke compared to what I am asking you to try.  


Dude, not everyone feels the need to take it to the extreme you do.....most NORMAL ;) people do the tough mudder,spartan,warrior and others because it's a fun challenge.

...the best part of the warrior dash is the drinking after ;D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 01:46:53 PM

Dude, not everyone feels the need to take it to the extreme you do.....most NORMAL ;) people do the tough mudder,spartan,warrior and others because it's a fun challenge.

...the best part of the warrior dash is the drinking after ;D

Some of us like taking shit to the limit.   ;)



Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 11, 2013, 02:14:01 PM
Regardless of how silly goruck may be, if I had someone paying my way for it, I'd do it just for the experience. No doubt It is a grueling workout.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 02:55:42 PM
Regardless of how silly goruck may be, if I had someone paying my way for it, I'd do it just for the experience. No doubt It is a grueling workout.
There you go. PM your addy to Pole Muncher and he'll send you his stuff and pay your way. :)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 03:07:15 PM
There you go. PM your addy to Pole Muncher and he'll send you his stuff and pay your way. :)

So whats 12+ hours of your life to do this? 

You start at 1 am and will be done by 2-3 in the afternoon.  No biggie right? 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 11, 2013, 03:12:20 PM
People take things to extreme and end up playing pro sports. The rest end up as 40 yo doing ruckus stuff


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: bigmc on December 11, 2013, 03:18:21 PM
So whats 12+ hours of your life to do this? 

You start at 1 am and will be done by 2-3 in the afternoon.  No biggie right? 

chaos is playing you and you are biting every time

he doesnt want to do a spartan go ruck arrroooogaa tough man sand pit wrestling towel flicking race with you

let it go ffs  :)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 11, 2013, 03:36:49 PM
chaos is playing you and you are biting every time

he doesnt want to do a spartan go ruck arrroooogaa tough man sand pit wrestling towel flicking race with you

let it go ffs  :)
Bullshit! He knows I'd run circles around him and those housewives he competes against.

 :D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: bigmc on December 11, 2013, 03:40:54 PM
Bullshit! He knows I'd run circles around him and those housewives he competes against.

 :D

well played sir  8)

expect another 500 pics of soul chasing fat house wives round a pond

an taking out a loan to pay for your expenses


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 11, 2013, 06:35:44 PM
We are just busting each others' balls  - no harm no foul


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Cleanest Natural on December 12, 2013, 02:48:44 AM
The ruck thing seems pointless to me. But if it brings you joy and purpose, it must be good for you.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Notsonicemom on December 12, 2013, 04:46:03 AM
Lol at 5k's


That's my warm up


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: d0nny2600 on December 12, 2013, 05:05:30 AM
Lol at 5k's


That's my warm up
Yeah I normally warm up with 5k cals and then one all out meal of 15k cals to failure...dorian yates barndoor balls paul de mayonaise latazoids trapazoids and ballsazoids


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: CalvinH on December 12, 2013, 06:17:26 AM
Soul C should have titled the thread.


Open orifice for chaos


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Notsonicemom on December 13, 2013, 03:49:57 AM
Yeah I normally warm up with 5k cals and then one all out meal of 15k cals to failure...dorian yates barndoor balls paul de mayonaise latazoids trapazoids and ballsazoids

Lol only you


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 13, 2013, 05:15:20 AM
Soul C should have titled the thread.


Open orifice for chaos

I think that was implied.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: d0nny2600 on December 13, 2013, 05:46:54 AM
Lol only you
;)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 13, 2013, 06:56:28 AM
All kidding aside - chaos might like this.   Lifting lots of heavy stuff for a long time over a long distance


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 13, 2013, 07:01:49 AM
Soul C should have titled the thread.


Open orifice for chaos
I just noticed that's not the title. :P


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 13, 2013, 07:12:23 AM
I just noticed that's not the title. :P

So we signing you up for this or what?


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 13, 2013, 08:39:47 AM
So we signing you up for this or what?
Or what ???


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 13, 2013, 08:50:20 AM
Or what ???

Option D?


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: dr.chimps on December 13, 2013, 04:46:12 PM
Let me jump over a desk, crawl under a chair and hurdle myself across the room to check my calender. ::)
Hehe. Don't forget bottles of un-openable water. 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 13, 2013, 05:23:36 PM
Option D?
;D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Option D on December 14, 2013, 04:19:21 PM
Option D?

you raaaaaaang?


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Option D on December 14, 2013, 04:20:52 PM
that mud racing shit is gay. hope this helps.


Chaos...im in LA...lets lift real weights like real regular people.




Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 14, 2013, 04:25:33 PM
that mud racing shit is gay. hope this helps.


Chaos...im in LA...lets lift real weights like real regular people.




Lol.  Planet Fitness?


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 14, 2013, 08:36:05 PM
that mud racing shit is gay. hope this helps.


Chaos...im in LA...lets lift real weights like real regular people.



I'm up for it. 8)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 14, 2013, 08:41:17 PM
 ::)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 14, 2013, 09:02:08 PM
Love how people are dismissing something they never even tried before yet want to stay in their own little shells afraid to challenge their perceived notions of being fit


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 14, 2013, 09:10:50 PM
Love how people are dismissing something they never even tried before yet want to stay in their own little shells afraid to challenge their perceived notions of being fit
i like you brotha so im not being rude when i say this but maybe people dont care to try it


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 14, 2013, 09:13:21 PM
i like you brotha so im not being rude when i say this but maybe people dont care to try it

Like the cockage?


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 14, 2013, 09:22:04 PM
Like the cockage?
dats you  ;D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 14, 2013, 09:25:00 PM
i like you brotha so im not being rude when i say this but maybe people dont care to try it

Totally agree - but why hate on something one knows nothing about and refuses to try? 

I have lifted heavy most of my life and thing TM, Spartan Race etc are sort of silly. 

GR is the real deal though.  I know a lot on this site would love it.  Its mostly guys like us and really hard


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 14, 2013, 09:26:01 PM
Totally agree - but why hate on something one knows nothing about and refuses to try? 

I have lifted heavy most of my life and thing TM, Spartan Race etc are sort of silly. 

GR is the real deal though.  I know a lot on this site would love it.  Its mostly guys like us and really hard
respect


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 15, 2013, 09:20:38 AM
Love how people are dismissing something they never even tried before yet want to stay in their own little shells afraid to challenge their perceived notions of being fit
Never tried smashing my hand with a hammer, pretty sure I would make fun of someone that did.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 15, 2013, 09:48:39 AM
I know a lot on this site would love it.  Its mostly guys like us and really hard

Boing!


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: syntaxmachine on December 15, 2013, 10:41:15 AM
Totally agree - but why hate on something one knows nothing about and refuses to try?  

I have lifted heavy most of my life and thing TM, Spartan Race etc are sort of silly.  

GR is the real deal though.  I know a lot on this site would love it.  Its mostly guys like us and really hard

Are they hating on it? Or do they just not want to hear about it 24/7, ad infinitum?

You'd have a feeling approximating hate for Mormons if they knocked on your door every day.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: RUDE BUOY on December 16, 2013, 04:38:25 AM


You'd have a feeling approximating hate for Mormons if they knocked on your door every day.
no they dont come to my door anymore i answered it naked one saturday morning they ran down the block screaming "PAINT YOUR OWN DAM FENCE CRAKA!"


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Option D on December 16, 2013, 08:01:02 AM
Love how people are dismissing something they never even tried before yet want to stay in their own little shells afraid to challenge their perceived notions of being fit

aye give it a rest man....


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 16, 2013, 08:03:44 AM
aye give it a rest man....

Tell you what - ill offer you the same thing - I have a free buddy pass as it is. 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: bigmc on December 16, 2013, 08:22:43 AM
ball sucker paying to make friends in this thread


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 16, 2013, 08:23:26 AM
ball sucker paying to make friends in this thread

Ha ha ha ha  - sometimes life sucks right?   ;D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: bigmc on December 16, 2013, 09:14:40 AM
Ha ha ha ha  - sometimes life sucks right?   ;D

you got that right


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Option D on December 16, 2013, 09:26:22 AM
Tell you what - ill offer you the same thing - I have a free buddy pass as it is. 

I cant do that shit.. im not gonna even lie...um...thats just about the end of it...


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 16, 2013, 09:29:10 AM
I cant do that shit.. im not gonna even lie...um...thats just about the end of it...

I cant even open a water bottle or reach the top shelf in the supermarket - sometimes it is what it is - know what im saying?


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Option D on December 16, 2013, 09:34:03 AM
I cant even open a water bottle or reach the top shelf in the supermarket - sometimes it is what it is - know what im saying?

you played the bottle thing all wrong.. after the 1st few attempts...you should have gone completly nuts.....like chuck the water bottle at someone and ripped your shirt off (no homo)...

you would have been a full internet sensation...and gotten a show on TLC


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 16, 2013, 09:35:10 AM
you played the bottle thing all wrong.. after the 1st few attempts...you should have gone completly nuts.....like chuck the water bottle at someone and ripped your shirt off (no homo)...

you would have been a full internet sensation...and gotten a show on TLC

Those seats were from a law firm who has season tix and I did not know it was being filmed.  Not on the jumbo tron at the time. 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Option D on December 16, 2013, 09:40:20 AM
Those seats were from a law firm who has season tix and I did not know it was being filmed.  Not on the jumbo tron at the time. 

in America, there is always a camera on you...at all times....even now......for real.......no seriously


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 16, 2013, 09:51:07 AM
in America, there is always a camera on you...at all times....even now......for real.......no seriously

I was messing w that thing for 2 minutes at least before they even started filming.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 22, 2013, 10:26:52 AM
Alright -  making an apology.  I have made fun of Chaos some times about the tire flipping.  All in good fun since we bust each others balls - nothing more than that.

Our gym bought or added a big tire to fuck around with and I added it to my circuits - its a good exercise and glad they did it. 


No more tire jokes. 


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 22, 2013, 11:14:29 AM
Alright -  making an apology.  I have made fun of Chaos some times about the tire flipping.  All in good fun since we bust each others balls - nothing more than that.

Our gym bought or added a big tire to fuck around with and I added it to my circuits - its a good exercise and glad they did it. 


No more tire jokes. 

Translation: my gym brought a spare tire from a 1996 Chevy Citation and I could barely flip it twice.


 ;D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 22, 2013, 11:19:04 AM
[quote au ;D  ;Dthor=The Showstoppa link=topic=508937.msg7219013#msg7219013 date=1387736069]
Translation: my gym brought a spare tire from a 1996 Chevy Citation and I could barely flip it twice.


 ;D
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LOL!!!!!  Spits out booze . . . . . .  ;D   ;D  ;D


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 22, 2013, 11:41:44 AM
Alright -  making an apology.  I have made fun of Chaos some times about the tire flipping.  All in good fun since we bust each others balls - nothing more than that.

Our gym bought or added a big tire to fuck around with and I added it to my circuits - its a good exercise and glad they did it. 


No more tire jokes. 
Lmao!! Truck tire...... ::)


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 22, 2013, 11:44:57 AM
Lmao!! Truck tire...... ::)


Ford Ranger tires are no joke bro!!!!


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 22, 2013, 12:29:06 PM
I'll be that strong one day.


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 22, 2013, 12:30:21 PM
I'll be that strong one day.

I can PM you some workouts if you want?  just sayin  . . . .


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: chaos on December 22, 2013, 12:53:08 PM
I can PM you some workouts if you want?  just sayin  . . . .
Would they help me flip our tiny 805# tire faster? :-[


Title: Re: Open offer to Chaos
Post by: Soul Crusher on December 22, 2013, 12:58:29 PM
Would they help me flip our tiny 805# tire faster? :-[

Probably not . . . . .  ;)