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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: Thteven on February 28, 2014, 07:47:32 PM
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I stopped off at at movie theater today on my way home because I had to use the toilet. I ask if I can use the bathroom.They said it was o.k.. So I make my way into the bathroom and stand in front of the urinal. I know some men are shy and like to wiz as discreetly as possible, but that ain't me. When I pee I like to slide my pants and underwear down my ankles exposing my bare ass and genitals to everyone in the place. So I'm doing my business, when an employee walks in and yells "oh not you again". I told him I'm not doing anything wrong and explain to him this is how I pee pee. He tells me he is going to get security. I tell him I'm almost finished. He tells me I've been here for over 30 minutes and the customers are disturbed. So I argue with him for another 4 or 5 minutes until security shows up and forces me to slide my pants and underwear back up. Kicked me out permanently. Homophobia today is really getting out of control.
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Well played with the Simmons-avatar ;)
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Are your gluts shredded ???
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lololololol. These stories are hilarious.
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You too?
(http://sportscracklepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Pants-down-pee.jpg)
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I have seen this only a few times in my life, everytime I see it, I find it hysterical
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Have you ever asked the question why don't the dividers between the urinals go up higher so you don't have to see the person's face next to you? The answer is that the homosexuals that now run most of the media and Hollywood also designed the dividers...They prefer no dividers but sensible people complained. So these people created the half divider...There's no fukcing reason the divider shouldn't be 7 fee tall other than homos >:(
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>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and i unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>start sucking his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because im laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and i swallow it all like some stupid phaggot
>kiss my friend and call him a phaggot while laughing
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I have seen this only a few times in my life, everytime I see it, I find it hysterical
x2 They pee like little boys.
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>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and i unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>start sucking his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because im laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and i swallow it all like some stupid phaggot
>kiss my friend and call him a phaggot while laughing
Excerpt from chapter 5 - Bro'ing it up with a best bro with oral sex while maintaining a heterosexual friendship - of The bisexual bro's bible to badass blowjobs. Revised edition, 2005
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Excerpt from chapter 5 - Bro'ing it up with a best bro with oral sex while maintaining a heterosexual friendship - of The bisexual bro's bible to badass blowjobs. Revised edition, 2005
Fifty Shades of Bro-gay by Will Twink also touched on this
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I'd send my fridge back if they delivered it in a sports car
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Barney Rubble looks so happy there
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>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and i unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows its just a joke
>start sucking his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because im laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!"
>he cums and i swallow it all like some stupid phaggot
>kiss my friend and call him a phaggot while laughing
Fucking genius.
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Letting your clothes touch the bathroom floor can't be sanitary.