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Title: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2014, 09:28:53 AM
So over the years this is my list

Bone chips in my foot
slipped disc in my neck
pulled/tore my right hamstring twice
pulled/tore my left hamstring
pulled/tore my groin {insert gay joke here}
pulled my glute {insert gay joke here}
viral meningitis


and my latest-tore my right bicep


....only one,the slipped disc was done in the gym


 :-X :-\ :'(
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Grape Ape on May 05, 2014, 09:40:57 AM
Damn buddy, I hope it's not severe.

Normally in these situations, it's customary for the other people involved in the discsussion to list their own injury history, for reasons unknown, as if it would make the original person feel better knowing others were hurt at one point, or make them feel worse, if they are complaining about something not as severe.

But I will refrain until I hear how bad it is.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2014, 09:54:42 AM
No surgery if it looks like it's getting better in a week {it already looks a lot better, when it first happened my upper bi disappeared any lower bi looked like it was injected with synthol}

fucking crazy. when the dr in the emergency room saw me he was a total ass and looking for an argument...all he kept saying was "Only people on steroids tear their biceps" he never told me how long it would take to heal. fucker walked out after five minutes and never came back..the nurse came back in and said 'Here's a sling, put it on and go see your dr in a week"...I was like "That's it" ???


online it say 3-6 weeks for recovery, dr never told me!
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: wes on May 05, 2014, 10:20:33 AM
Wow,that sucks man,best of luck with it.

I hope it heals up fast and is OK.

I hate doctors like that.....total fucking idiots.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 05, 2014, 10:31:20 AM
Well, make me feel better and lets get a list of injuries :)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Grape Ape on May 05, 2014, 10:35:10 AM
Major stuff for me:

Torn diaprahgm (diastasis recti) (no idea how, maybe leg press)
2 x separated right shoulder (once from gym/once from softball collision)
Distal clavicle excision surgery on left shoulder for arthritis - last year (need same on right) (just overuse over time)
Fractured left patella (found out six months after - soccer)
One major torn hammy 4 years ago (softball)
Torn right ring finger tendon (football, this year)
Couple concussions

That's it I think.

Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: bigmc on May 07, 2014, 12:31:17 AM
Well, make me feel better and lets get a list of injuries :)

will your bicep be deformed moving forward like dorians
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 07, 2014, 05:13:43 AM
will your bicep be deformed moving forward like dorians

I don't know man.....it's staring to look better but it's also starting to bruise up.....if it's a choice between having it looked a little fucked up or surgery then I'll choose to leave it alone :-\
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2014, 07:22:34 AM
I don't know man.....it's staring to look better but it's also starting to bruise up.....if it's a choice between having it looked a little fucked up or surgery then I'll choose to leave it alone :-\
At your advanced age and given your frailty,  surgery could be dangerous.  :)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 07, 2014, 10:39:24 AM
At your advanced age and given your frailty,  surgery could be dangerous.  :)


 >:( :(
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: bigmc on May 07, 2014, 01:19:49 PM
I don't know man.....it's staring to look better but it's also starting to bruise up.....if it's a choice between having it looked a little fucked up or surgery then I'll choose to leave it alone :-\

torn biceps tend to look shit after

mat sera is another good example
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Notsonicemom on May 07, 2014, 05:33:03 PM
Get better soon
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: njflex on May 07, 2014, 06:02:36 PM
guy at my gym works construction and trains hard,pretty big kid .bent down to scrap an oven blew out his bicep rolled up like accordian,surgery right away and the brace is off after 3wks still cant lift for 2-3more months and will take longer to get 100 pct back,his one arm is pretty jacked still the other  :-\was shocked to see him smaller like a kids arm..delt/trap everything is smaller..
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 08, 2014, 12:47:49 PM
Broken nose
Broken wrist
Broken ankle
Broken fingers
Ruptured ACL
Torn rib cartridge
Shoulder reconstruction
Several hamstring tears
Burst blood vessel in head
Several concussions
4 teeth knocked out ( all replaced with fakes)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: njflex on May 08, 2014, 03:53:14 PM
Broken nose
Broken wrist
Broken ankle
Broken fingers
Ruptured ACL
Torn rib cartridge
Shoulder reconstruction
Several hamstring tears
Burst blood vessel in head
Several concussions
4 teeth knocked out ( all replaced with fakes)

mma injury's of peace..
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on May 08, 2014, 04:42:37 PM
Broken nose
Broken wrist
Broken ankle
Broken fingers
Ruptured ACL
Torn rib cartridge
Shoulder reconstruction
Several hamstring tears
Burst blood vessel in head
Several concussions
4 teeth knocked out ( all replaced with fakes)

Sheep fight back?
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 09, 2014, 12:23:32 AM
Rugby  8)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 10, 2014, 09:29:09 AM
So over the years this is my list

Bone chips in my foot
slipped disc in my neck
pulled/tore my right hamstring twice
pulled/tore my left hamstring
pulled/tore my groin {insert gay joke here}
pulled my glute {insert gay joke here}
viral meningitis


and my latest-tore my right bicep


....only one,the slipped disc was done in the gym


 :-X :-\ :'(

damn clavin you been bullriding and fighting bears for the last year  ???

only injuries ive had were some torn cartilage and broken ribs on my right side, plus the usual shoulder and back pain

meningitis too huh---that sucks----not much they can do for viral huh---just let your body fight it off?


Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Princess L on May 11, 2014, 03:28:41 PM
I stubbed my toe on a rock on the beach on vacation.  Hurt like a mf'r and messed up my pedi.
 ;D
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Princess L on May 11, 2014, 03:31:42 PM
So over the years this is my list

Bone chips in my foot
slipped disc in my neck
pulled/tore my right hamstring twice
pulled/tore my left hamstring
pulled/tore my groin {insert gay joke here}
pulled my glute {insert gay joke here}
viral meningitis


and my latest-tore my right bicep


....only one,the slipped disc was done in the gym


 :-X :-\ :'(

What the he!! are you doing? 
Are you not warming up properly?  $h!ty form?  What?


*edit
I see "over the years".  At first I was thinking it all happened this year.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 12, 2014, 06:43:16 AM


meningitis too huh---that sucks----not much they can do for viral huh---just let your body fight it off?





Yup, body fights it off.....nice little hospital stay in a dark room with a morphine drip for the pain.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: RUDE BUOY on May 12, 2014, 06:50:45 AM
i miss slippy  :(
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on May 12, 2014, 07:34:06 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: RUDE BUOY on May 12, 2014, 11:51:34 AM
shut up  >:(
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 14, 2014, 05:27:20 PM
Well it's surgery next Friday the 23rd...also gonna look at my labrum while I'm cut open cuz there might also be a tear. :-\
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Grape Ape on May 14, 2014, 06:09:09 PM
Well it's surgery next Friday the 23rd...also gonna look at my labrum while I'm cut open cuz there might also be a tear. :-\

Good luck buddy.

If it makes you feel better, the surgery I'm supposed to have this fall might get moved up.  Going in on Wed to see if cortizone can get me through the summer.  All pressing movements off the table right now.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 14, 2014, 07:52:08 PM
Good luck buddy.

If it makes you feel better, the surgery I'm supposed to have this fall might get moved up.  Going in on Wed to see if cortizone can get me through the summer.  All pressing movements off the table right now.

Same to you.
doc told me if I didn't have surgery my bi would always look misshaped. might have muscle spasms for the rest of my life and I might never get full strength back



...made the decision easy.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on May 14, 2014, 07:54:41 PM
Same to you.
doc told me if I didn't have surgery my bi would always look misshaped. might have muscle spasms for the rest of my life and I might never get full strength back



...made the decision easy.
PIP!!
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 14, 2014, 07:59:20 PM
PIP!!


Lol, I will.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on May 14, 2014, 08:00:28 PM

Lol, I will.
:'(
Maybe your dad can update us.  :D
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 15, 2014, 08:43:56 AM
only bottom bitches who never do anything worthwhile don't get injured


good luck brother
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 15, 2014, 09:57:43 AM
only bottom bitches who never do anything worthwhile don't get injured


good luck brother


Thanks...if it's just the bi I can start light lifting in 3 weeks...if it's the labrum also it's 3 months!
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Grape Ape on May 15, 2014, 10:55:15 AM

if it's just the bi

Outed
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: njflex on May 15, 2014, 12:05:27 PM
Outed
should have stated no homo..
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 24, 2014, 06:07:27 AM
Well the labrum was also torn.


...three months then rehab :'(
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: njflex on May 24, 2014, 09:53:11 AM
Well the labrum was also torn.


...three months then rehab :'(
get well..what else can i say..
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: wes on May 27, 2014, 02:30:00 PM
Good luck Clavin,and very smart move getting the sugery.

I`ve seen quite a few guys who didn`t have their torn biceps repaired surgically and it looks fucking terrible.

All the best brother.......hang in.  ;)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 28, 2014, 08:30:52 AM
:'(
Maybe your dad can update us.  :D

Yeah sure-me, "Dad I tore my bicep"
dad-"So I should get a fill in for golf on Sunday"

day of the surgery I get a phone call from dad-"Don't forget your sister is town tonight and we are getting pizza" then in the background I hear my aunt yell "Whats a matter with you? don't you remember he's having surgery today!"...then he goes "Oh yeah I forgot"
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on May 28, 2014, 09:30:58 AM
Yeah sure-me, "Dad I tore my bicep"
dad-"So I should get a fill in for golf on Sunday"

day of the surgery I get a phone call from dad-"Don't forget your sister is town tonight and we are getting pizza" then in the background I hear my aunt yell "Whats a matter with you? don't you remember he's having surgery today!"...then he goes "Oh yeah I forgot"
lol
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on June 03, 2014, 04:40:05 AM
Went to the doc yesterday....need to use the sling on my arm for two weeks then another three weeks of recuperation and then golf, gym and softball

BUT!!!!!... I can never lift as heavy as I can ever again! :'(....my labrum was shaved down to take off all the fraying{they said it was pretty bad}so it will always be in danger again,more so now with the use of heavy weights.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: njflex on June 03, 2014, 06:32:55 AM
Went to the doc yesterday....need to use the sling on my arm for two weeks then another three weeks of recuperation and then golf, gym and softball

BUT!!!!!... I can never lift as heavy as I can ever again! :'(....my labrum was shaved down to take off all the fraying{they said it was pretty bad}so it will always be in danger again,more so now with the use of heavy weights.
BE WELL MAN,,,GLAD YOUR PROGRESSING.YOU WILL ADJUST I'M SURE IN FUTURE 'TRAINING'HOWS YOUR BUILD HOLDING UP?
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Nordic Beast on June 03, 2014, 06:37:04 AM
Went to the doc yesterday....need to use the sling on my arm for two weeks then another three weeks of recuperation and then golf, gym and softball

BUT!!!!!... I can never lift as heavy as I can ever again! :'(....my labrum was shaved down to take off all the fraying{they said it was pretty bad}so it will always be in danger again,more so now with the use of heavy weights.
the important question is...."has it affected your handjob skills"????
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on June 03, 2014, 10:55:05 AM
BE WELL MAN,,,GLAD YOUR PROGRESSING.YOU WILL ADJUST I'M SURE IN FUTURE 'TRAINING'HOWS YOUR BUILD HOLDING UP?

I'm becoming a tiny tit Grape Ape style :(

the important question is...."has it affected your handjob skills"????

Tremendously :'(
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Nordic Beast on June 03, 2014, 11:22:59 AM

Tremendously :'(

...lose my number then
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on June 03, 2014, 11:57:29 AM
...lose my number then


ok but what about your address?
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Nordic Beast on June 03, 2014, 01:24:31 PM

ok but what about your address?

shhhhhh

I couldn't fall asleep knowing you weren't lurking outside, pressed up against my window glass watching me breath in my sleep
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on June 10, 2014, 08:55:34 AM
1 week and at least the sling comes off :)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: falco on June 10, 2014, 12:04:02 PM
Hope the best recovery for all. Aging with those won't be easy.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: njflex on June 10, 2014, 12:08:11 PM
Hope the best recovery for all. Aging with those won't be easy.
CALVIN IS A TOUGH ONE...NYC..
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on July 11, 2014, 07:32:03 AM
Started therapy finally, hoping to be able to golf the last week in July, softball and lifting still a little ways away.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: njflex on July 11, 2014, 06:22:43 PM
Started therapy finally, hoping to be able to golf the last week in July, softball and lifting still a little ways away.
8)..hey man keep the faith....enjoy summer and better days ahead...beast mode is on hold,,be healthy,eat clean /stay lean if you are trying..all i can say otherwise..
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 11, 2014, 10:26:47 PM
Well the labrum was also torn.


...three months then rehab :'(

Is that a combination of your labia and your bum?
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: _aj_ on July 14, 2014, 09:59:40 AM
I am going to my chiro today to have him evaluate my dodgy left shoulder. Good timing as the right is starting to act up.

I might need my own "injury/sickness" thread soon.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on July 14, 2014, 12:06:49 PM
I am going to my chiro today to have him evaluate my dodgy left shoulder. Good timing as the right is starting to act up.

I might need my own "injury/sickness" thread soon.


Whoa! clan down noob.



...you need to put a little more time down here on the Y !
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: _aj_ on July 14, 2014, 06:15:04 PM

Whoa! clan down noob.



...you need to put a little more time down here on the Y !

Ok, ok. I wasn't suggesting that I deserved such a thing, only that my injury proclivities made for light reading.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on July 14, 2014, 07:19:49 PM
Ok, ok. I wasn't suggesting that I deserved such a thing, only that my injury proclivities made for light reading.
Sounds like a lot of rookie mistakes.  :-\
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: _aj_ on July 15, 2014, 03:13:15 AM
Sounds like a lot of rookie mistakes.  :-\

In the 32 years that I have been hoisting, I've made every mistake known to man.

The Chiro basically ruled out rotator cuff, which is a relief. He cracked the fuck outta my neck and did acupuncture on my teres minor. Feels a lot better this morning.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on July 15, 2014, 08:15:41 AM
In the 32 years that I have been hoisting, I've made every mistake known to man.

The Chiro basically ruled out rotator cuff, which is a relief. He cracked the fuck outta my neck and did acupuncture on my teres minor. Feels a lot better this morning.
Did you go to school with wes?
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: _aj_ on July 15, 2014, 08:56:09 AM
Did you go to school with wes?

We served in the Roman Legion together. SPQR.

Morituri te salutant!
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on July 18, 2014, 07:30:56 AM
Good news, bad news.....starting next week I can play golf and softball again but still no lifting until the end of August.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on July 18, 2014, 09:26:57 AM
Lol @ following a "Doctors" advice. ::)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: nasum on July 27, 2014, 06:36:02 AM
I recently tore my left pec slightly. Has a small dent in it now when I flex. Shame.

It was from training like a retard though, so I feel kind of guilty whenever I look at it.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2014, 11:06:23 AM
I recently tore my left pec slightly. Has a small dent in it now when I flex. Shame.

It was from training like a retard though, so I feel kind of guilty whenever I look at it.


How old are you and does it bother you?
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on October 17, 2014, 05:39:57 AM
I've affected my father :(


...CalvinSr went for a standard cataract surgery and somehow a piece of tissue fell behind his retina and now he's wearing an eye patch, cant drive, cant work, and cant lean forward until he has surgery on Tuesday :( 
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on October 17, 2014, 06:31:20 AM
I've affected my father :(


...CalvinSr went for a standard cataract surgery and somehow a piece of tissue fell behind his retina and now he's wearing an eye patch, cant drive, cant work, and cant lean forward until he has surgery on Tuesday :( 
WTF? Same exact thing happened to my mother in law,  she goes in on Thursday to get her eye fixed.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on October 17, 2014, 08:38:18 AM
WTF? Same exact thing happened to my mother in law,  she goes in on Thursday to get her eye fixed.


Really? wow, I figured my pops was a kind one time deal...I guess it happens more frequently then I thought :-\
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Grape Ape on October 17, 2014, 11:00:27 AM

Really? wow, I figured my pops was a kind one time deal...I guess it happens more frequently then I thought :-\

Maybe his mother in law is also your dad.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on October 17, 2014, 11:11:00 AM
torn biceps tend to look shit after

mat sera is another good example


Yup it will never look the same again :-\


...I don't think most people will notice it but there is definitely an indent where the top of the bi meets the shoulder.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on October 17, 2014, 11:53:03 AM

Really? wow, I figured my pops was a kind one time deal...I guess it happens more frequently then I thought :-\
The doc told my mother in law it happens all the time, no big deal. Lol, she's pissed. ;D
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on October 17, 2014, 11:54:53 AM
The doc told my mother in law it happens all the time, no big deal. Lol, she's pissed. ;D



Lol, my dads fine but everybody else is freaking out ;D
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: njflex on October 17, 2014, 05:01:56 PM
calvin good too hear ya doing well...
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on October 22, 2014, 07:47:44 AM
Calvin Sr is fine :)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Grape Ape on October 22, 2014, 07:43:47 PM
Calvin Sr is fine :)

Good to hear, dude.   :)
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: chaos on October 22, 2014, 08:08:24 PM
Calvin Sr is fine :)
Can he see ok or is he all Vissy'd up?
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on October 23, 2014, 05:43:11 AM
Good to hear, dude.   :)

Thanks

Can he see ok or is he all Vissy'd up?

Still cant drive until next Tuesday and he has to wear an eye patch when he showers and sleeps but the Dr said everything went perfect.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on October 30, 2014, 07:09:11 AM
Still cant drive!



...just call me his chauffeur!
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on April 30, 2015, 10:28:54 AM
Wellllllll :-\


been having a tight groin lately {no homo} but like a dummy kept training and training instead of resting and letting it heal.



....first time busting it around the bases Tuesday night and I felt a little pop :-\...been icing it non stop and no black and blue but really sore and swelling.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: njflex on April 30, 2015, 10:37:08 AM
Wellllllll :-\


been having a tight groin lately {no homo} but like a dummy kept training and training instead of resting and letting it heal.



....first time busting it around the bases Tuesday night and I felt a little pop :-\...been icing it non stop and no black and blue but really sore and swelling.

DUDE....
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on April 30, 2015, 10:46:41 AM
DUDE....


I know dammit I know >:(
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: Grape Ape on April 30, 2015, 10:51:45 AM
Aw crap.
Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on May 01, 2015, 01:00:08 PM
Aw crap.

Sigh :-\ blew up and is all black and blue......pretty sure I'm done with softball. I'm tired of getting hurt.

Title: Re: The epic CalvinH injury/sickness list
Post by: CalvinH on July 21, 2015, 10:19:19 AM
So over the years this is my list

Bone chips in my foot
slipped disc in my neck
pulled/tore my right hamstring twice
pulled/tore my left hamstring
pulled/tore my groin {insert gay joke here}
pulled my glute {insert gay joke here}
viral meningitis


and my latest-tore my right bicep


....only one,the slipped disc was done in the gym


 :-X :-\ :'(


Need to ad torn labrum {same time I tore my bicep} and pulled my groin again this spring.