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USA: Woman Arrested For Calling Her Ex-Boyfriend 77 000 Times in a Week
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Albuquerque| A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28-year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period.
Linda Murphy, who has an history of obsessive compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with William Ryans, with whom she had had a relationship for three weeks. She is accused of using up to three phones at once to call him, 24 hours a day, on his cell phone, home number and at work. The woman would have ingested large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a week, calling her ex nonstop.
“My client is profoundly relieved that Ms. Murphy is finally behind bars” stated the plaintiff’s lawyer, J.D. James Kilroy. “He hasn’t been able to sleep, work or enjoy life in any way, for more than a week. He was having a hard time thinking clearly and was nearing depression, it was about time the harassment ceased. Now all we want is for Ms. Murphy to get the medical help she needs, and for the law to keep her away from my client.”
The accused is expected to appear in the state court tomorrow in Albuquerque, and most experts presume that the judge will order a psychological evaluation of the woman to determine if she is capable of standing trial.
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what a chick! now, that's devotion.
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that resembles the amount of calls Wiggs gave to the IFBB when his Olympia webcast was not working. :D
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Dude probably met her at POF.
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Sev calls Borat this many times when hes late for their get togethers.
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I say 23,000 , more calls and he would of picked up
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This girl would for perfect for getbig.
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that resembles the amount of calls Wiggs gave to the IFBB when his Olympia webcast was not working. :D
Lol lol lol
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:-X
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What the fuck... That's 7 calls a minute, 24 hours a day, seven days straight! And there's still the emails and text messages.
This is way beyond impossible in my book. Either the reported numbers are off or this is from The Onion.
If it's true (and I doubt it is), then I can only say two things: "Wow!" and "What robodialer did she use?"
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She rivals my ex :-\
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I'd hit it and quit it.
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I bet she sucks a mean cock
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USA: Woman Arrested For Calling Her Ex-Boyfriend 77 000 Times in a Week
(http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/psycho-460x307.png)
Albuquerque| A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28-year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period.
Linda Murphy, who has an history of obsessive compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with William Ryans, with whom she had had a relationship for three weeks. She is accused of using up to three phones at once to call him, 24 hours a day, on his cell phone, home number and at work. The woman would have ingested large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a week, calling her ex nonstop.
“My client is profoundly relieved that Ms. Murphy is finally behind bars” stated the plaintiff’s lawyer, J.D. James Kilroy. “He hasn’t been able to sleep, work or enjoy life in any way, for more than a week. He was having a hard time thinking clearly and was nearing depression, it was about time the harassment ceased. Now all we want is for Ms. Murphy to get the medical help she needs, and for the law to keep her away from my client.”
The accused is expected to appear in the state court tomorrow in Albuquerque, and most experts presume that the judge will order a psychological evaluation of the woman to determine if she is capable of standing trial.
I can't see how that's mathematically possible? Someone break it down.
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I can't see how that's mathematically possible? Someone break it down.
It's not... Not only did she have to call him 7.4 times every min, text him 4 times every min. She also emailed him every 5 mins and wrote a letter and mailed it every 16 mins. For a grand total of 226 dollars worth of postage.... Like a meth head has that money to spend on stamps
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that resembles the amount of calls Wiggs gave to the IFBB when his Olympia webcast was not working. :D
:D
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It's not... Not only did she have to call him 7.4 times every min, text him 4 times every min. She also emailed him every 5 mins and wrote a letter and mailed it every 16 mins. For a grand total of 226 dollars worth of postage.... Like a meth head has that money to spend on stamps
It's possible if she is the entrepreneurial type and outsourced the work overseas to a few Indians
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Published originally by the World News Daily Report, a satirical website like the Onion, the National Report, the Daily Currant etc.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-woman-arrested-for-calling-her-ex-boyfriend-77-000-times-in-a-week/
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Published originally by the World News Daily Report, a satirical website like the Onion, the National Report, the Daily Currant etc.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-woman-arrested-for-calling-her-ex-boyfriend-77-000-times-in-a-week/
lol I didn't know that was an onion like website. That being said I should have posted the link to the article. My bad.
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There are apps that will send out emails or calls for you
A few of my dipshit friend blast my phone every year with a thousand or so txt every minute for 24hours
It's fucking annoying , assholes
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Getbiggers just jealous that they do not have the capacity to email, text, and write letters this often to their schmoes.
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It's not... Not only did she have to call him 7.4 times every min, text him 4 times every min. She also emailed him every 5 mins and wrote a letter and mailed it every 16 mins. For a grand total of 226 dollars worth of postage.... Like a meth head has that money to spend on stamps
Your right Mike. The only way it would be even close to possible is she would have to have automated call and texting/email bots txting/calling/emailing him non stop while she furiously wrote letters 24/7 in which her hand would wear out in fatigue even with meth.
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Ughh....this is not the first time a getbigger hasn't sensed satire.
And im an idiot for not doing some quick math to see if this is fake
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It's not... Not only did she have to call him 7.4 times every min, text him 4 times every min. She also emailed him every 5 mins and wrote a letter and mailed it every 16 mins. For a grand total of 226 dollars worth of postage.... Like a meth head has that money to spend on stamps
Damn... A+
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There are apps that will send out emails or calls for you
A few of my dipshit friend blast my phone every year with a thousand or so txt every minute for 24hours
It's fucking annoying , assholes
THis.
GB'ers still living in the stone ages.. pft
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In my experience....nutcases are insane in bed, nothing compares. But not worth it as it really consumes your life.
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It's not... Not only did she have to call him 7.4 times every min, text him 4 times every min. She also emailed him every 5 mins and wrote a letter and mailed it every 16 mins. For a grand total of 226 dollars worth of postage.... Like a meth head has that money to spend on stamps
exactly, even with one two three word msg's with horrbble spelling it's just not possible.
The mainstream news tries to distract american people from the economy news :D
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USA: Woman Arrested For Calling Her Ex-Boyfriend 77 000 Times in a Week
(http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/psycho-460x307.png)
Albuquerque| A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28-year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period.
Linda Murphy, who has an history of obsessive compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with William Ryans, with whom she had had a relationship for three weeks. She is accused of using up to three phones at once to call him, 24 hours a day, on his cell phone, home number and at work. The woman would have ingested large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a week, calling her ex nonstop.
“My client is profoundly relieved that Ms. Murphy is finally behind bars” stated the plaintiff’s lawyer, J.D. James Kilroy. “He hasn’t been able to sleep, work or enjoy life in any way, for more than a week. He was having a hard time thinking clearly and was nearing depression, it was about time the harassment ceased. Now all we want is for Ms. Murphy to get the medical help she needs, and for the law to keep her away from my client.”
The accused is expected to appear in the state court tomorrow in Albuquerque, and most experts presume that the judge will order a psychological evaluation of the woman to determine if she is capable of standing trial.
Best part.
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Does his dick dance?