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Getbig Alternative Boards => Y Board - The Player's Club => Topic started by: Big Chiro Flex on July 14, 2014, 08:43:11 PM
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At my girlfriend's boss's house. Should be a great time.
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At my girlfriend's boss's house. Should be a great time.
I have a feeling you are gonna be very popular. It's a pain in the ass trying to spend all those $1 bills, trust me.
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chiro getting ready to lube up in this thread
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Chiro you forgot to say "no homo" :) :) :)
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When you go, carry two pounds of frozen salmon with you in a bag.
When anyone asks why you are carrying it, say "it needs to defrost", and nothing more.
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At my girlfriend's boss's house. Should be a great time.
Translated: My dealer got me a sweet gig stripping for a gay couple and their friends. Should be able to make some money and soil some white towels.
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just like going to a pool party at a heterosexual couples house.
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When you go, carry two pounds of frozen salmon with you in a bag.
When anyone asks why you are carrying it, say "it needs to defrost", and nothing more.
LOL!!!
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just like going to a pool party at a heterosexual couples house.
As long as there's no homosex happening out in the open I'm 100% cool with it. My girl assured me it won't be weird.
Homosex in the pool I am ok with however.
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Be sure to bring a white towel.
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And the invites for the rest of the Y boarders ???
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Be sure to wear your competition bronzer, but don't go in the pool or the water around you will look like you squirt your trunks. ;D
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Be sure to wear your competition bronzer, but don't go in the pool or the water around you will look like you squirt your trunks. ;D
I will bring my girl's water resistant Jan-Tana ;D
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As long as there's no homosex happening out in the open I'm 100% cool with it. My girl assured me it won't be weird.
Homosex in the pool I am ok with however.
uh huh
(http://www.europeangayskiweek.com/files/Pool_Party/PoolParty4%20(2)(a).jpg)
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Why is their being gay a big deal?
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Why is their being gay a big deal?
Because the chance of spontaneous male buttfucking is higher than if you went to a hetero couple's house.
That would be uncomfortable if it happened.
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Why is their being gay a big deal?
He's bragging about getting laid.
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Because the chance of spontaneous male buttfucking is higher than if you went to a hetero couple's house.
That would be uncomfortable if it happened.
Yes it's simply a mathematical/statistical issue. I have nothing against gay people I just don't happen to have many in my social or professional circles for some reason. Perhaps I should acquire more gay friends.
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Yes it's simply a mathematical/statistical issue. I have nothing against gay people I just don't happen to have many in my social or professional circles for some reason. Perhaps I should acquire more gay friends.
get big is a good place to start
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Yes it's simply a mathematical/statistical issue. I have nothing against gay people I just don't happen to have many in my social or professional circles for some reason. Perhaps I should acquire more gay friends.
If the buttsex does break out, you could make an easy excuse to leave by stating your salmon's defrosted now and needs refrigeration.
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If the buttsex does break out, you could make an easy excuse to leave by stating your salmon's defrosted now and needs refrigeration.
Gay people have refrigerators too!!
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Because the chance of spontaneous male buttfucking is higher than if you went to a hetero couple's house.
That would be uncomfortable if it happened.
Hahahaha!
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Gay people have refrigerators too!!
They male versions don't like the smell of fish.
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I think my outfit choice will play a big role in preventing any homosex advances towards me this weekend. I'm thinking I'll wear my Tapout shirt, so they know I am a strong man and will not be dominated.
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I think my outfit choice will play a big role in preventing any homosex advances towards me this weekend. I'm thinking I'll wear my Tapout shirt, so they know I am a strong man and will not be dominated.
Wrong move.
...someone might try to put you in a rear naked choke hold.
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I think my outfit choice will play a big role in preventing any homosex advances towards me this weekend. I'm thinking I'll wear my Tapout shirt, so they know I am a strong man and will not be dominated.
Nothing says "take me down and hold me in the north/south position for 15 minutes" like a Tapout shirt. 8)
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Wrong move.
...someone might try to put you in a rear naked choke hold.
was OMR invited?
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I think my outfit choice will play a big role in preventing any homosex advances towards me this weekend. I'm thinking I'll wear my Tapout shirt, so they know I am a strong man and will not be dominated.
LOL, those shirts are the clown's outfit these days. be an adult, wear adult clothing. 8)
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LOL, those shirts are the clown's outfit these days. be an adult, wear adult clothing. 8)
No shit you fucking idiot.
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touched a nerve. sorry ;D
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LOL, those shirts are the clown's outfit these days. be an adult, wear adult clothing. 8)
Are there things "milk111dicks"?
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Are there things "milk111dicks"?
Foozle's attack radar is usually pretty accurate. There must be things...
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Yes it's simply a mathematical/statistical issue. I have nothing against gay people I just don't happen to have many in my social or professional circles for some reason. Perhaps I should acquire more gay friends.
Friends are friends, LOL!
If you get drunk, pass out, and subsequently wake up with a sore asshole and bad taste in the mouth..... please keep it to yourself. :)
Sure: It'll be a funny Y-board story but you'll never live it down, LOL!
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Update:
I'll keep it short and sweet since it's late and I'm tired.
I got pretty drunk and may have made some regretful decisions at the pool party. I've decided to take a few weeks vacation to San Francisco to "find myself." That's all I can say for now.
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I wonder how long until we see Chiro in a bunny suit
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I wonder how long until we see Chiro in a bunny suit
PM for pics.
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PM for pics.
x2
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Party was actually a blast. Tons of babes there but didn't matter since I brought my own
sand to the beach girlfriend. >:(
The gay couple was pretty cool/normal/never tried any homosex on me so things went smooth.
I would go back again.
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Party was actually a blast. Tons of babes there but didn't matter since I brought my own sand to the beach girlfriend. >:(
The gay couple was pretty cool/normal/never tried any homosex on me so things went smooth.
I would go back again.
You're falling into a trap - they always spring the spontaneous homosex on the next trip since your guard will be down.
Avoid another visit if possible, but if that's not feasible, increase the salmon to 4lbs.
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Translation-he's gay and he liked it.