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Title: Andy Haman - the Jackass / entertainer
Post by: MAXX on October 24, 2014, 02:44:00 PM
This guy with his fake plastic weights and inflated ego... Here he shows again what kind of a douche he is. Cyplenkov toyed with him in armwrestling and his fragile ego broke

21:50

Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 24, 2014, 03:27:42 PM
LOL great clip

It surely escalated at 22:20, where it's evident that Andy is afraid to lose ground / lose face against Cyplenkov the Great.

Then the pushing starts.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: WalterWhite on October 24, 2014, 03:48:31 PM
I wish a Russian would interpret that clip. Seems the Russian was getting pissed at Andy being an ass.

Cyplenkov the Great?

Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: _bruce_ on October 24, 2014, 04:02:18 PM
What a stupid shit - all his clowning is to hide his fragile ego.
Cyp should have pushed him off stage.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: da_vinci on October 24, 2014, 05:00:04 PM
Both clowns. Andy is a show man, russian guy just was an asshole for no apparent reason.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: MAXX on October 24, 2014, 05:18:06 PM
Both clowns. Andy is a show man, russian guy just was an asshole for no apparent reason.
nah russian was being nice up untill Andy showed what a dick he is
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: da_vinci on October 24, 2014, 05:23:20 PM
nah russian was being nice up untill Andy showed what a dick he is

Did I miss something? Haman obviously wasn't going to arm wrestle someone who's training for that and that russian was just a "tough guy" as he knew that fella with stupid costume won't be able to harm him. Awkward situation with two clowns.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: anabolichalo on October 24, 2014, 05:26:33 PM
cyplenklov must be colossally enormously huge


because he makes hamman look like a tiny tits and the dude is super big and thick in person


i cant stand that clown tho for obvious reasons
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: MAXX on October 24, 2014, 05:30:41 PM
cyplenklov must be colossally enormously huge


because he makes hamman look like a tiny tits and the dude is super big and thick in person


i cant stand that clown tho for obvious reasons
haman pretends to be this nice cool guy but he's a dick it's obvious.

btw. fake weights vs real weights 600lbs bench



Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Mr. MB on October 24, 2014, 06:41:32 PM
Andy is a good guy with a good heart. He gives more charitable time to kids in need than 90% of the rest of Bodybuilding combined. He is a good family man and makes a living by clowning around which really pisses off a lot of Bodybuilders who take themselves way to serious.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: thebrink on October 24, 2014, 07:10:06 PM
Cyplenkov is a monster looks like he could rip your head off , Andy must have known he was 100X out of his league.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: SF1900 on October 24, 2014, 07:26:15 PM
cyplenkov must have known it was not serious, given the way andy was dressed. did the idiot actually think haman wanted to arm wrestle him?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 24, 2014, 07:40:01 PM
cyplenkov must have known it was not serious, given the way andy was dressed. did the idiot actually think haman wanted to arm wrestle him?  ::) ::)

Cyp doesn't seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Mitch on October 25, 2014, 12:17:11 AM
Haman is a retard but Cyp takes himself too seriously. Armwrestling is as gay as bodybuilding anyway.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: IronMeister on October 25, 2014, 12:49:42 AM
Dennis said he was playing with Haman yet, at some point haman started to armwrestle seriously so he easily pinned him a couple of times...then Andy started the idiotic wrestling which he obivously didn't like.

They said Andy acted like a clown and Dennis didn't want to offend him yet he pushed it...

Also they joked that probably Haman took some crazy russian preworkout at the expo that made him insane.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Natural Beast on October 25, 2014, 02:46:32 AM
cyplenkov has some bad acne on his shoulders
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: anabolichalo on October 25, 2014, 02:57:01 AM
Andy is a good guy with a good heart. He gives more charitable time to kids in need than 90% of the rest of Bodybuilding combined. He is a good family man and makes a living by clowning around which really pisses off a lot of Bodybuilders who take themselves way to serious.
i bet he is a sad clown tho

inside he weeps constantly
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 25, 2014, 04:52:54 AM
Dennis said he was playing with Haman yet, at some point haman started to armwrestle seriously so he easily pinned him a couple of times...then Andy started the idiotic wrestling which he obivously didn't like.

They said Andy acted like a clown and Dennis didn't want to offend him yet he pushed it...

Also they jocked that probably Haman took some crazy russian preworkout at the expo that made him insane.

Didn't know you knew Russian Meister! :D
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: IronMeister on October 25, 2014, 05:37:57 AM
Didn't know you knew Russian Meister! :D

Я знаю много языков  ;D
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: thebrink on October 25, 2014, 07:01:40 AM
i bet he is a sad clown tho

inside he weeps constantly

Robin Williams acted like a clown too
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Archer77 on October 25, 2014, 07:02:42 AM
Andy Haman is cleary bi-polar.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: anabolichalo on October 25, 2014, 07:41:31 AM
Robin Williams acted like a clown too
clowning around which really pisses off a lot of Bodybuilders who take themselves way to serious.

this sentence when you think about it ...


* it's like he is in a position to decide people cant take themselves serious


* it's like acting like a clown is actually admirable


i can never stand people like that and wanna slap them around


not this guy though... he's pretty big dont wanna risk an injury and ruin my bodybuilding career
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 25, 2014, 09:46:56 AM
cyplenkov has some bad acne on his shoulders
Wonder why, always thought he was natural.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: _bruce_ on October 25, 2014, 10:11:49 AM
But, but.... Andy is so "funny", "unique" and "original"!
The Retardobol he's injecting isn't really helping either...
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Antonio fella on October 25, 2014, 10:17:10 AM
Я знаю много языков  ;D

Ахаха молодец )) картинки твои супер !
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: anabolichalo on October 25, 2014, 10:17:32 AM
But, but.... Andy is so "funny", "unique" and "original"!
The Retardobol he's injecting isn't really helping either...
his sense of humor is pretty homo

surprised he's married to a woman
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Viking11 on October 25, 2014, 10:32:38 AM
He is just riffing from Andy Kaufman's playbook.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: WalterWhite on October 25, 2014, 10:35:43 AM
his sense of humor is pretty homo

surprised he's married to a woman

She is his sugar mama.

Pediatric dentist.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: SuperTed on October 25, 2014, 10:45:08 AM
cyplenkov has some bad acne on his shoulders

Hairline ain't looking great either.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: pj braun on October 25, 2014, 11:55:06 AM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: falco on October 25, 2014, 12:45:17 PM
Cyplenkov is a mutant. He shouldn't be allowed to compete with normal people.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: MAXX on October 25, 2014, 12:57:43 PM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.
so if you do wrestling you can act like a dick? great logic there "pj".. maybe some of that oil in your arms migrated to your brain  ??? ???
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: _bruce_ on October 25, 2014, 02:04:22 PM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.

Haman was exposed for being a retard who can't behave in front of real sportsmen.
Having a high voltage bowl cut and impressing helpless children doesn't fly with Chernobylians.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: TEMPER on October 25, 2014, 03:20:01 PM
You don't try to pick up an aggressive strength athlete like that....It's akin to getting carried away with a Rottweiler or Pitbull dog...You can see the look on it's face when you're wrestling it too aggressively like "2 more seconds of this...and.." and then the dog nips you and scares some sense into you...The dog could have bitten your hand off and licked up your blood as you died, but he just nipped you.

If a moron like that attempted to pick me up and wrestle me like that with ZERO communication I'd be completely pissed and my facial muscles would be twitching, I have been in similar situations and it's not funny...CYP doesn't even speak English, you can't fucking just pick someone up like that.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: TEMPER on October 25, 2014, 03:25:59 PM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.

You realize Cyplenkov would inflict brutal bodily harm and immense pain to this juiced up moron in a "real" wrestling match...You mean Amateur freestyle wrestling right? Where Haman has achieved what? High school states? College nationals? Which Olympics did he grapple in again?

I doubt you can fathom the brick wall like strength of someTHING like a Cyplenkov...You will not move him..As in, nothing you could possibly do to him with your body, and not a weapon, would do anything but slightly amuse him. See: 100lb 8th grader fighting a 300lb Pro football lineman...Yeah.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: WalterWhite on October 25, 2014, 03:29:55 PM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.

 Andy takes a lot of sups and wrestled at Iowa when he was a kid so that makes him a bad ass 48 year old. ::)  There was no reason for him to shove the Russian and he deserved the shove back.  Picking him up was just childish and provocative.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: anabolichalo on October 25, 2014, 03:45:02 PM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 25, 2014, 03:48:28 PM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.

But Cyplenkov would
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: WalterWhite on October 25, 2014, 03:54:18 PM
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

 :D

Vintage ES!
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: anabolichalo on October 25, 2014, 03:56:08 PM
:D

Vintage ES!
it's too funny and also true

pj thinks because hamman knows karate he is untouchable


hilarious


do you think a lion cares about karate,


cyplenklov easily demolishes hamman, look at him, a lot bigger and geneticically manupilated gorilla hands and forearms

Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Archer77 on October 25, 2014, 03:58:11 PM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.

Why would anyone be afraid?  He's a bodybuilder for god sake.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: anabolichalo on October 25, 2014, 03:58:41 PM
Why would anyone be afraid?  He's a bodybuilder for god sake.
bodybuilder + karate kid = ultimate warior
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Mr. Zimbabwe on October 25, 2014, 03:58:55 PM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.

PJ, with all due respect, I think most would disagree with you here. Haman dealt with this situation poorly.  Haman likes to be a showman and seemed a little embarrassed by Cyplenkov in front of the crowd where Haman likes to be the center of attention. Choosing to lift Cyplenkov up was dangerous and provocative.

Cyplenkov is a true mutant athlete (not just arm-wrestling) and has no fake-weight video's floating all over Youtube like Haman. If things had become more aggressive Haman would have been destroyed on that stage.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Bosch on October 25, 2014, 04:03:58 PM
You guys don't even know. Andy is a stone cold bad ass and that arm wrestler got away lucky. What happened was he beat Andy in what his speciality was, and probably did it in an overly aggressive way. Then he challenged him in his speciality, real wrestling. You guys might think Andy is a clown or a joke, but it you had the nuts to say that to his face, you wouldn't walk away from it.

Lol, wrestling... He is just a 48 year old boy with make-up, if you didn't notice.
Cyplenkov is a 6'1, over 300 pounds beast, competed in world strongest man for a several years. He would rip that coloured boy apart in a single move.
It's a pity he didn't do that though.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: anabolichalo on October 25, 2014, 04:06:38 PM
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his hair took a beating since this pic
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Bosch on October 25, 2014, 04:18:47 PM
Cyplenkov the Great?



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Title: Re: Andy Haman - the Jackass
Post by: Ron on October 26, 2014, 08:36:25 AM

Cyplenkov and Haman are different type of athletes.   Cyplenkov of course would beat Andy in arm wrestling, there is no question about that.  Andy knows wrestling.

Andy's specialty is showmanship and a lot of people like that all over the world, akin to the freakshows of the past.  Because of his entertaining ways, he is getting work all over the world, unlike many others. Kodus to him.   

Cyplenkov though didn't want any part of it.


Title: Re: Andy Haman - the Jackass / entertainer
Post by: Wolfox on October 26, 2014, 08:40:37 AM
This is what happens when 2 egos of different disciplines collide. Basically, no one wins - they both lose.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: forillagorilla on October 26, 2014, 08:43:09 AM
Andy is a good guy with a good heart. He gives more charitable time to kids in need than 90% of the rest of Bodybuilding combined. He is a good family man and makes a living by clowning around which really pisses off a lot of Bodybuilders who take themselves way to serious.

Exactly!!  Bunch of fucking jealous bitches on this site. Andy isn't trying to be serious and he has found a niche that entertains plenty of people. He is confident enough to NOT take himself too seriously and doesn't care.

I guess that if it makes you feel better and you are a sad little loser - go ahead and talk shit. You could easily make your life better but instead drag yourself down by living a jealous life
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Ronnie Rep on October 26, 2014, 08:54:44 AM
PJ, with all due respect, I think most would disagree with you here. Haman dealt with this situation poorly.  Haman likes to be a showman and seemed a little embarrassed by Cyplenkov in front of the crowd where Haman likes to be the center of attention. Choosing to lift Cyplenkov up was dangerous and provocative.

Cyplenkov is a true mutant athlete (not just arm-wrestling) and has no fake-weight video's floating all over Youtube like Haman. If things had become more aggressive Haman would have been destroyed on that stage.
This, although making a big deal about nothing. Don't think Cyplenkov got Andy's sense of humor.
Title: Re: Andy Haman - the Jackass / entertainer
Post by: Archer77 on October 26, 2014, 08:57:30 AM
Andy has to learn you can't be a clown and a tough guy at the same time.
Title: Re: Andy Haman the Jackass
Post by: Mr. MB on October 26, 2014, 09:03:22 AM
i bet he is a sad clown tho

inside he weeps constantly

I was at a Mr. Muscle Beach contest in Venice, Ca. with my GF watching a friend compete. Andy was the guest entertainment. He and his family put on a comical posing show and got wild applause. That afternoon my GF and I went to a local restaurant and ended up at the huge family style table with the Haman family. They were full of joy and love for each other. No sadness evident. Andy was quite the gentleman.
Title: Re: Andy Haman - the Jackass / entertainer
Post by: MAXX on October 26, 2014, 09:42:35 AM
someone changed the title lol
Title: Re: Andy Haman - the Jackass / entertainer
Post by: anabolichalo on October 26, 2014, 10:38:12 AM
one day he will learn that not everyone will stand for his funnyman routine