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Title: Best Chick quotes
Post by: denarii on December 01, 2014, 02:37:56 PM
I know he used to post here and a couple of his quotes are famous, namely

'its only gay if you want it to be'

'and (steriods) are just the finish touch'

What other nuggets were there from back in the day?

Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: thegamechanger on December 01, 2014, 02:43:34 PM
words to live by
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: denarii on December 01, 2014, 02:44:36 PM
Yeah...fantasyland.  You see, I made $2,000 for 3 minutes of work in that photo you like to post...you talk shit anonymously on a BB forum.

Welcome to reality, kid....
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: denarii on December 01, 2014, 02:46:04 PM
 sometimes you get the elevator, somtimes the shaft
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: WillGrant on December 01, 2014, 02:48:51 PM
I think GB was best when Bob posted here.

He would never back down , was a good poster.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: denarii on December 01, 2014, 02:49:19 PM
an entire thread on Bob having rectal examinations... gad damn  :o ;D

actually, many docs advocate HRT as part of the therapy...I rule nothing out these days.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: bigmc on December 01, 2014, 02:50:52 PM
I think GB was best when Bob posted here.

He would never back down , was a good poster.

x 2

bob was the only pro ever to post here that could give as good as he got

he used to make basille look like an idiot

good stuff
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: denarii on December 01, 2014, 02:55:33 PM
So, army of ones response to me calling him out as a closet homo, was to post a naked pic of Tom prince he had sitting on his desktop....?

Game, set and match
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Devon97 on December 01, 2014, 03:03:48 PM
I think GB was best when Bob posted here.

He would never back down , was a good poster.

Thats true , although G O A T B O Y pushed him to his limit.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: WillGrant on December 01, 2014, 03:05:22 PM
Thats true , although G O A T B O Y pushed him to his limit.
Do you think GoatBoy posts on another account now ?

Another good poster from the past.  :)
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: denarii on December 01, 2014, 03:13:08 PM
Just does, bro...you can't contain the chickster....CHICKAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD

Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

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Quote from: tom joad on March 06, 2012, 04:36:48 PM
are you natural there, Bob?

yep

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Quote from: Fortress on March 06, 2012, 10:49:51 AM
Dude, I spit out my joe reading your comment. Cheesy HILARIOUS.

I was thinking along the same lines: brutal trying to look pro sports and shit.

well I'm sure Joe appreciated it when you put it back in your mouth....

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Quote from: Nails on March 06, 2012, 02:42:27 PM
hey chick good job on the Arnold, i see MD made you wear a nice suit this time,  .... How bad did wolf get shafted saturday night???

Dont know...guess we could ask his wife


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Quote from: DBX on February 08, 2012, 05:43:14 PM


given the size of the fatty you date, I can see where you might think that's a thong...




Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: denarii on December 02, 2014, 02:10:16 PM


Only moronic amateurs use synthol...

Chick invented the Jason Genova school of self promotion lol

 

what I do, these days, Is represent companies, as a spokesman, consultant, as well as host shows throughout the year...

here's a clue for you...you don't need a " killer instinct" to succeed in business...you need to be smart and show people that you can represent their company with integrity and be a valuable asset to them. 

I do know is plenty of assholes who are unemployed and trying to make ends meet, because they thought they needed to have a killer instinct and were unwilling to do anything but sign 8x10s and act like prima donnas...



to quote myself : "It's not how much you bench, it's how much you LOOK like you can bench!"




[Bob servations]: this month: 30 things I've observed in 30 years
by Bob Cicherillo


    \
Having had a close relationship with training and competing over the last 30 years, I have been able to reflect on various lessons I've learned as I eventually made my way to the pro ranks by winning the overall at the 2000 NPC USA. Believe me, there was a lot to learn in 15 pro qualifiers ranging back to 1987!

Here is a list of some of what I have figured out during my journey. Some concepts are oversimplifications, but like all good aphorisms, there is at least a kernel of truth contained within each. Consider my advice as insight gained from experience--maybe these tips will make your path a bit easier.

1 No posing routine using a costume ever looked cool.

2 I've never seen a bodybuilder bring up a lagging bodypart by training it more often.

3 Cardio sessions over an hour never result in losing more fat without the expense of muscle.

4 The heavier I trained, the worse the end result.

5 The harder you strike a pose, the more it looks the same.

6 My mother thinks I should have won every show I ever competed in.

7 The further out you cut water, the flatter you'll look.

8 The more you carb up, the softer you'll look.

9 The answer to most questions is "In the middle."

10 The smaller the waist, the bigger the shoulders.

11 The scale has been responsible for more bodybuilders losing contests than any other factor except the next one.

12 The process of carb depleting and loading doesn't work most of the time.

13 There is no defense in bodybuilding.

14 The illusion of a better bodybuilder is better than a better bodybuilder.

15 If you think you know your body better than anyone, you're probably wrong.

16 The phrase "I'm in the best shape of my life" is the kiss of death.

17 Looking good in "bad light" means you're ready.

18 It's better to look good than to feel good on the stage.

19 It's better to feel good than to look good any time before the day of the show.

20 The average prep time is 12 weeks. The average time to screw it up is 48 hours.

21 If there are two people in a class and you don't win, you're last.

22 Just because you qualify to compete nationally doesn't mean you should.

23 Drugs don't build better genetics.

24 There is a fine line between dedication and obsession.

25 Training smarter trumps training harder.

26 The worst bodybuilders make the best gurus, and vice versa.

27 The best poser never wins the posing round, and the most symmetrical never wins the symmetry round.

28 Ninety-nine percent of competitors who don't win look better on Fridays and Sundays.

29 One hundred percent of winners are satisfied with the judging.

30 It's not how much you lift, it's how much you look like you can lift.

BONUS ROUND

* Everyone not in the bodybuilding industry knows someone bigger, stronger and better than me.

* There is no "bench press" round.

* No matter who designs them, white posing trunks look like underwear onstage.

* If I had a dime for every time someone asked me "Whaddya bench?" I'd have a lot of dimes.

* The three worst enemies to a competitive bodybuilder are the scale, the tape measure and his mind.

* No bodybuilder ever thought he was "100%" at a show.


   


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Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: tom joad on December 02, 2014, 02:52:20 PM
re wrestling naked schmoes at the mirage:  it's only gay if balls touch
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: juicemachine on December 02, 2014, 02:53:51 PM
Just another schmoe puppet with the clown suits and the hair piece. Pathetic excuse for a human being.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: juicemachine on December 02, 2014, 03:00:39 PM
One of Bobby's favorite phrases is "....I gotta be honest......" and it is always followed by a big fat lie.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: OneMoreRep on December 02, 2014, 03:03:25 PM
Just another schmoe puppet with the clown suits and the hair piece. Pathetic excuse for a human being.

Seriously Halo, you should be the last one calling anyone a schmoe puppet.

At least Robert knew how to roll with the punches here and have a good laugh. He is also very well connected in this industry.

Robert is a good man.

"1"
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: dr.chimps on December 02, 2014, 03:05:17 PM
Rebuttal.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Galvatron on December 02, 2014, 03:13:00 PM
Chick was/is a good guy. Gave plenty of good training advice and never got caught up in the macho heavy joint killing training.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: King Shizzo on December 02, 2014, 03:21:34 PM
Was this chick hot?
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: tom joad on December 02, 2014, 03:28:57 PM
Was this chick hot?

ask sergiopump.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 02, 2014, 04:48:33 PM
Bob is not very intelligent
My fav bobby chicky boom boom blunders

He tried convincing us his dumb egg whites international were good quality

When he was caught sitting to watch pj Braun squat

His captain crunch costumes

When he screwed up the voice over work for that stupid bodybuilder reality show he was trying to do

Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: tom joad on December 02, 2014, 04:51:55 PM
Bob is not very intelligent
My fav bobby chicky boom boom blunders

He tried convincing us his dumb egg whites international were good quality

When he was caught sitting to watch pj Braun squat

His captain crunch costumes

When he screwed up the voice over work for that stupid bodybuilder reality show he was trying to do



Chick's reply would be "scram loser" or "scram fool."
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 02, 2014, 04:57:21 PM
He had a dry humor, older guy, and had a good build.


He posts under the name Groink now.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Bevo on December 02, 2014, 04:57:38 PM
sometimes you get the elevator, somtimes the shaft

In shaft is he referring to cock??
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Hulkotron on December 02, 2014, 06:45:03 PM
x 2

bob was the only pro ever to post here that could give as good as he got

he used to make basille look like an idiot

good stuff

Haha yes

Bob C used to run circles around that imbecile.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: TrueGrit on December 02, 2014, 06:51:50 PM
Bob was a good sport. Sometimes he'd lose it but he'd always play and rarely get vicious. He did used to delete people's posts on the sly though.


Goatboy was a great button-pusher but also sharp and intelligent. Exactly what this place was about back then. He should never have been banned. His output was really good and you look at the turgid, repetitive shit-posters that proliferate now....
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Hulkotron on December 02, 2014, 06:53:33 PM
I don't remember much about Goatboy to be honest.  I think he was slightly before my lurking time.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: THE ARS on December 02, 2014, 07:45:25 PM
Pussy magnet.

(http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=264022&d=1135956201)
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 02, 2014, 08:47:07 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396402;image)
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: nzmusclemonster on December 03, 2014, 02:15:37 AM
ask sergiopump.

Yeah...I can confirm that this is the single dumbest story to ever be told on this site....and only emphasizes that these lemmings will pretty much believe anything. The other thing thats confirmed is that there are enough closet-boys here, that they regurgitate this farce over and over, as they want it to be true to fulfill their own warped fantasies...

So let me get this right...I was involved in some weird gay tryst back in the early 90's, under an assumed name (which would make ZERO difference as Im pretty recognizable) and this managed somehow to be kept a secret for nearly 20 years???  LOLOLOL

These fools WILL believe anything....

The gay community knows full well whos been involved in such things, and who hasnt....there is a reason my name is never mentioned...

Sorry boys, but I have no skeletons in my closet, and nothing to hide....I know its disappointing to some of you. 

Ignorance truly is bliss




Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Vince B on December 03, 2014, 04:12:07 AM
Haha yes

Bob C used to run circles around that imbecile.

Whatcha talking about? I made that stooge look like a patsy and dunce. He responded with insults as only a guy of limited wit can do. I owned that appointed rep plenty around here.

Rusty Jeffers beat Chick for the masters but placed out of the money. Pays to know Manion.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: SquidVicious on December 03, 2014, 05:35:55 AM
Why compare a contest photo with a guest posing photo?
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Vince B on December 03, 2014, 05:50:50 AM
Why compare a contest photo with a guest posing photo?

It doesn't matter, Rusty has lines Bob C could only dream about.
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: phil mcgroin on December 03, 2014, 06:18:21 AM
Pussy magnet.

(http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=264022&d=1135956201)















cocaine armpits of peace
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Howard on December 03, 2014, 07:37:28 AM
Chick was/is a good guy. Gave plenty of good training advice and never got caught up in the macho heavy joint killing training.

Bob is one of my all time favorite people in bodybuilding.

 His best quote was ; " Squats suck and benches blow."
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on December 03, 2014, 08:54:41 AM
Bob is one of my all time favorite people in bodybuilding.

 His best quote was ; " Squats suck and benches blow."
bob once sat on a bench to watch pj Braun squat
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 03, 2014, 11:57:00 AM
Seriously Halo, you should be the last one calling anyone a schmoe puppet.

At least Robert knew how to roll with the punches here and have a good laugh. He is also very well connected in this industry.

Robert is a good man.

"1"

Belgian bold man hates everyone  :D
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: tom joad on December 03, 2014, 12:22:07 PM
(http://www.builtreport.com/cicherillo/032.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: bigmc on December 03, 2014, 12:44:16 PM
vince resorting to cheap tricks

mainly because bob still owns his mind
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 03, 2014, 01:02:58 PM
Meth eyes of peace

(http://www.builtreport.com/cicherillo/032.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Chick quotes
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on December 03, 2014, 01:06:23 PM
It doesn't matter, Rusty has lines Bob C could only dream about.

(http://fakeposters.com.s3.amazonaws.com/results/2014/12/03/4p9p6l9o8k.jpg)