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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on February 22, 2015, 02:52:40 PM
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if you want Joon
in your poon
you are likely getting paid for it
in coke, money or other shit
he dreams of being ripped
but on his diet he has often slipped
his Youtube videos don't stay up for long
but the scent of BigRo's thong is quite strong
he is his favourite g4p man from the bureaus
even though he had to pay him 1000 euros
how is it going with his friend Josh?
not hearing his voice on Skype can be a loss
how Joon makes money we don't know
have rich parents kickstarted his sick show?
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Guy was quite funny
before he wore that bunny
made by a billionaire
He considered gay porn his fresh air
It had a hole
so you can see his butthole
but all you can see is butt hair
and envy that chair
While in jesus he turned
in getbig he get owned
His name is taylor
but his friends call him
the dicks sailor
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Guy was quite funny
before he wore that bunny
made by a billionaire
He considered gay porn his fresh air
It had a hole
so you can see his butthole
but all you can see is butt hair
and envy that chair
While in jesus he turned
in getbig he get owned
His name is taylor
but his friends call him
the dicks sailor
greeneyes says he hates gays,
but he is just living in a haze
what he really craves
is the good old days
when his coach's would dress him like a chick
and violate his ass with a giant ass dick
greeneyes is just a gay trick
that work's at truck stops
rick, nick or vic
it does matter, as long as you
got the cash
your balls he will lick
So next time you see
a bigot ass troll name greeneyes
just know he is full of lies
and he cries in his french fries
knowing he is a hateful shit.
hopefully he replies
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greeneyes says he hates gays,
but he is just living in a haze
what he really craves
is the good old days
when his coach's would dress him like a chick
and violate his ass with a giant ass dick
greeneyes is just a gay trick
that work's at truck stops
rick, nick or vic
it does matter, as long as you
got the cash
your balls he will lick
So next time you see
a bigot ass troll name greeneyes
just know he is full of lies
and he cries in his french fries
knowing he is a hateful shit.
hopefully he replies
;D
Htexan doesn't know poem rhythm
but know how to give an ass a rim
he says he doesn't like the cock
but we all know it's just a joke
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if you want Joon
in your poon
you are likely getting paid for it
in coke, money or other shit
he dreams of being ripped
but on his diet he has often slipped
his Youtube videos don't stay up for long
but the scent of BigRo's thong is quite strong
he is his favourite g4p man from the bureaus
even though he had to pay him 1000 euros
how is it going with his friend Josh?
not hearing his voice on Skype can be a loss
how Joon makes money we don't know
have rich parents kickstarted his sick show?
Talent, just pure talent, outstanding :),
Anything about Obese Vincenzino & his Fatly Ex :D
OBW, congratulation 4 elimination of Leopold ;D ,
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Ode to Goodrum
dreams of owning a Jaguar
mystery hebrew in his avatar
scammed Red Bull for free drinks
at sex, we don't know if he prefers twinks
being obese is not his best look
but Basile says he knows every scam in the book
his efforts to attract people to his forum are in vain
much so like Greg Plitt dancing in front of a train
to watch his level of delusion can be a pain
life would improve for Goodrum if he would start to train
he is not afraid of a head on Walmart attack
but at least his ex cross eyed lover will hold him back
investing in bitcoin can be tricky stuff
but it is better than wanking to snuff
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joon and skorpio will open a night club
here you can get a sensual hand job
from a dime piece shemale
who once sucked off christian bale
their most famous cocktail is called the meltdown
which is served over liquid nitrogen while Joon is
dressed as a clown
on wednesdays big ro comes to guest pose in a pink thong
it barely covers his semi-hard schlong
people in the crowd throw grapefruits on stage
and big ro eats most of them like a celtic sage
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joon and skorpio will open a night club
here you can get a sensual hand job
from a dime piece shemale
who once sucked off christian bale
their most famous cocktail is called the meltdown
which is served over liquid nitrogen while Joon is
dressed as a clown
on wednesdays big ro comes to guest pose in a pink thong
it barely covers his semi-hard schlong
people in the crowd throw grapefruits on stage
and big ro eats most of them like a celtic sage
;D ;D ;D
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a brutal place aka the thunderdome
for 40 yr old for schomes who never left home
plenty of keyboard assasins abound
vinyl weights in the basement smashing around
a great place to come make a friend
or get scammed for $600 worth of tren
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Some good reads!!!
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if you want Joon
in your poon
you are likely getting paid for it
in coke, money or other shit
he dreams of being ripped
but on his diet he has often slipped
his Youtube videos don't stay up for long
but the scent of BigRo's thong is quite strong
he is his favourite g4p man from the bureaus
even though he had to pay him 1000 euros
how is it going with his friend Josh?
not hearing his voice on Skype can be a loss
how Joon makes money we don't know
have rich parents kickstarted his sick show?
roses are red
violets are blue
poems are gay
so are you
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shit fuck hebrew honkey runt
you my friend are a kunt
chicken rice potato powder protein
bicep tricep adipose tissue lean
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First off, fuck you bitch
And the max rep you claim
Dicks you ride
in locker showers just came
You claim to be a Coach
But you fail for life
Clients are bust you coached
They are fuck for Life
Coach tryin' to see me weak
threads I rip
Melvin and Coach
Some lame ass bitches
Schmoes keep cumming
While you run up your Posts
Schmoes jacking
keep on busting on you fools
You know the rules
Room 7, go ask you homie
by the ice machine
You on knees and ass up
You rectum left in pieces
Now be deceased
greeneyes,
Don't fuck around with real internet G's
Quick to banned your gimmick ass, off these streets
So fuck peace
I'll let them hoes know
It's on for Life
;D modified hit em up, best diss song ever :D :D :D
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Ode to Goodrum
dreams of owning a Jaguar
mystery hebrew in his avatar
scammed Red Bull for free drinks
at sex, we don't know if he prefers twinks
being obese is not his best look
but Basile says he knows every scam in the book
his efforts to attract people to his forum are in vain
much so like Greg Plitt dancing in front of a train
to watch his level of delusion can be a pain
life would improve for Goodrum if he would start to train
he is not afraid of a head on Walmart attack
but at least his ex cross eyed lover will hold him back
investing in bitcoin can be tricky stuff
but it is better than wanking to snuff
This one is great!
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joon and skorpio will open a night club
here you can get a sensual hand job
from a dime piece shemale
who once sucked off christian bale
their most famous cocktail is called the meltdown
which is served over liquid nitrogen while Joon is
dressed as a clown
on wednesdays big ro comes to guest pose in a pink thong
it barely covers his semi-hard schlong
people in the crowd throw grapefruits on stage
and big ro eats most of them like a celtic sage
Hahahahah celtic sage of peace! :D
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Cleanest Natural
Have you any threads?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 pages full.
Some for the backslaps,
Some for the fame,
and some just for UKJeff,
Who lives in my brain.
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Twinkle twinkle little rock,
Life is easy in the loft.
Up above the house, so high
While my folks are in Dubai,
Twinkle twinkle little rock,
One more crackpipe,
Must log off.
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and then upon a summers night
a figure appeared frail and slight
a skeletal aberration hideous to behold
a woman repeller an ugly toad
a man of whom we all make fun
the legend returns dj 181
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and then upon a summers night
a figure appeared frail and slight
a skeletal aberration hideous to behold
a woman repeller an ugly toad
a man of whom we all make fun
the legend returns dj 181
Is that an adaption or original? Bravo if you wrote it.
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Is that an adaption or original? Bravo if you wrote it.
its all me blud
I right a lot of shit 8)
songs etc
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Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see Pellius kids,
Don't forget to scream.
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Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see Pellius kids,
Don't forget to scream.
;D
the leather skinned turtle man creeps outside the schools
typing 1000 word essays to those he calls fools
beware of the turtle man his ju jitsu is slick
beware of the pellius so twisted and sick
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;D
the leather skinned turtle man creeps outside the schools
typing 1000 word essays to those he calls fools
beware of the turtle man his ju jitsu is slick
beware of the pellius so twisted and sick
Hahaha ;D
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I don't take kindly to disrespect,
It will anger me, what do you expect?
A grocery store, parking lot, in line at Walmart,
These are the places I urge you, don't start.
I'm fresh outta the clink, you're gonna get shot,
Don't care about pussyfication just go call S.W.A.T.
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Twinkle, twinkle those blue stars
how I wonder where you are?
for fuck's sake, I'm Mr. Canada
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Rosor är röda violer är blå, tbombz är bög vince goodrum likaså
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I don't take kindly to disrespect,
It will anger me, what do you expect?
A grocery store, parking lot, in line at Walmart,
These are the places I urge you, don't start.
I'm fresh outta the clink, you're gonna get shot,
Don't care about pussyfication just go call S.W.A.T.
Beautiful.
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poems are for faggotts
said fred phelps
and if you didnt know
i hope this helps
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Cleanest Natural
Have you any threads?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 pages full.
Some for the backslaps,
Some for the fame,
and some just for UKJeff,
Who lives in my brain.
;D
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Hebrews are black,
Moses wasn't a jew,
Aluminium is great for hats,
And we're all from Nibiru.
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O the grand old life of Coach
Who shouts, while men lift weights
He makes them squat
Past 90 degrees
So he can talk with them
face to face.
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Cleanest Natural
Have you any threads?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 pages full.
Some for the backslaps,
Some for the fame,
and some just for UKJeff,
Who lives in my brain.
;D
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Talented people. :D
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Talented people. :D
You have some great talents booty (2).
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You have some great talents booty (2).
I wish I could write sweet poetry BigCyp. I might have a go.
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Funny stuff! ;D
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There once was a man named joon
Who bragged about mountains of poon
But here is the trick
They all had a dick
And I'm sure he will gobble more soon
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getbig is a board full of shit
threads about ugly girls people would hit
i hope that one day, ron wakes up
and decides to get rid of it
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poems should be short
or you better abort
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There is a man who sailed the seas,
to wage war on the enemies,
He would have fought so gallantly,
alas, if not, for his wounded knee
He checked his watch, and had a hunch,
that he just might be the first for lunch,
To the galley! he cried, and bid farewell,
then bolted for the ships stairwell,
But a man like he, was born to lose,
the stupid prick never tied his shoes.
The crash was like a nuclear bomb,
as cowhead hit the stairs full on,
how quickly things had gone so wrong.
Help me sir! he cried in pain,
i'll never bodybuild again!
but cowhead's cries were all in vain,
the casevac had never came.
So up he got, and faked a limp,
it's time to milk this, thought the human blimp,
I'll claim disability, and PTSD
and surely then i'll live for free,
stealing parking spaces from the elderly
its going to be so great, said he.
Some say he's a lying twat,
who looks like shit whether thin or fat,
but no not me, i won't stand for that!
cause Mike's my friend and that is that!
Pretty good!
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There once was a man named joon
Who bragged about mountains of poon
But here is the trick
They all had a dick
And I'm sure he will gobble more soon
OMG OMG OMG
((((((((((((FOOOZLE)))))))))))
Holy shit
I missed u fucker....lol
send me password let me share ;D
xx
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There is a man who sailed the seas,
to wage war on the enemies,
He would have fought so gallantly,
alas, if not, for his wounded knee
He checked his watch, and had a hunch,
that he just might be the first for lunch,
To the galley! he cried, and bid farewell,
then bolted for the ships stairwell,
But a man like he, was born to lose,
the stupid prick never tied his shoes.
The crash was like a nuclear bomb,
as cowhead hit the stairs full on,
how quickly things had gone so wrong.
Help me sir! he cried in pain,
i'll never bodybuild again!
but cowhead's cries were all in vain,
the casevac had never came.
So up he got, and faked a limp,
it's time to milk this, thought the human blimp,
I'll claim disability, and PTSD
and surely then i'll live for free,
stealing parking spaces from the elderly
its going to be so great, said he.
Some say he's a lying twat,
who looks like shit whether thin or fat,
but no not me, i won't stand for that!
cause Mike's my friend and that is that!
LOL Naval Poetry at it's finest! (of Peace)
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There once was a Getbigger named Pellius
Under aged girls underwear he loved to smellius
Didn't think it was a crime
Till the judge said do the time
You can all go to hellius
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Howard likes to fuck, but no French letter
Cause without kids, life is so much better
So in the end, he was forced
To stay away from getbig of course
he hates his life, and he hate you
he hates his wife, and navy's mike wife too
he hates to hate, and he hates that
he hate his life so very bad
he hates his kids and never thought
that he will praise abort! :P
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dear pellius
please don't post anymore
you're just a terrible bore
stay under your tarp and snore
til sun comes up on the shore
gather your flip flops and gin
down that bottle and swim
way out into the ocean
never to be seen again!
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roses are red
violets are blue
your pussy is wet
and my dick is hard too
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roses are red
violets are blue
your pussy is wet
and my dick is hard too
dreams come true
in the land of nibiru
8)
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i dream the dream of this guy really jacked
jacked like nasser but not from the back
sweating profusely as i turn in my bed
i cringe at the thought that nasser is dead
:'(
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Rosor är röda violer är blå, tbombz är bög vince goodrum likaså
LOL bäst dikt hittills! :D
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i dream the dream of this guy really jacked
jacked like nasser but not from the back
sweating profusely as i turn in my bed
i cringe at the thought that nasser is dead
:'(
a no homo would have helped
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There is a man who sailed the seas,
to wage war on the enemies,
He would have fought so gallantly,
alas, if not, for his wounded knee
He checked his watch, and had a hunch,
that he just might be the first for lunch,
To the galley! he cried, and bid farewell,
then bolted for the ships stairwell,
But a man like he, was born to lose,
the stupid prick never tied his shoes.
The crash was like a nuclear bomb,
as cowhead hit the stairs full on,
how quickly things had gone so wrong.
Help me sir! he cried in pain,
i'll never bodybuild again!
but cowhead's cries were all in vain,
the casevac had never came.
So up he got, and faked a limp,
it's time to milk this, thought the human blimp,
I'll claim disability, and PTSD
and surely then i'll live for free,
stealing parking spaces from the elderly
its going to be so great, said he.
Some say he's a lying twat,
who looks like shit whether thin or fat,
but no not me, i won't stand for that!
cause Mike's my friend and that is that!
You sir are a scholar! This is actually really good!
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You sir are a scholar! This is actually really good!
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Ode to BigSchmoe: The coming out of Joon
I hear the heartbeat of your dick as it pounds away
the harder I say, the harder you get
il drink from your schlong all night long
and take off with my teeth your dirty thong
becasue we both know in between my ass cheeks is where your dick belongs
make me moan, oh Bigro make be groan, dick my asshole right to the bone
show me who's the daddy, show me who's the boss
make me clean up all ur toss
let your essense on me and your nasty stench
let me suck your dick under the bench
Tell me "go fetch" Joon and then holler me "go"
Make me taste you bigro, make me your nasty hoe
I promise to make your dick grow
Cos all for a lousy thou...and more...BigRo
I'll be your nasty personal little bitch and schmoe!
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:o
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;D
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I know a little person named coach
Who's asshole was not beyond approach
He loved to latter up soapy studs
But he only knows how to train duds
He has a crush on donald trump
And wants him in his rump
Too bad coach sucks
More the Kai's asshole in posing trunks
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Here I sit,
Asshole a flexin'
Trying to give birth
To HTexan
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Here I sit,
Asshole a flexin'
Trying to give birth
To HTexan
Airosol trying to give birth
really tho, he just loves flexin' on penis girth
But he still tries to get pregnant
By getting fuck by a big eggplant
The fact remains
50 guys are running trains
In room 7
airosol's asshole gets abuse like a felon
Never step to htexan,
Or I have to teach you another lesson.
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Avesher and Joon are no longer talking
but Avesher is still stalking
and calling people's relatives at night
he believes it is his right
kahn n singh is back after a break from posting
to his return we should all be toasting
he is such an orator
he makes me feel like a mediocre procrastinator
Shizzo thinks that seafood is for rich guys
he has never had an expensive buffet in Van Nuys
the fat man is trying so hard to be popular on the board
but he resembles a vile creature from a Walking Dead walker horde
there is an intense hate between droppingplates and donny
but at least none of them wear an erotic suit in the shape of a bunny
no Getbigger is as hated at the moment as Uncle Joon
the fat Paki is indeed a loon
writing in purple font and sniffing coke
he is such a fucking joke
we all hope he will one day kill himself
preferably by hanging himself from a tall shelf
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last day working at Lowe's loading trucks
went from earning 8 to 11 bucks
and they covered up my glory hole in the mens' restroom :-(
my feelings of unease shot up with a boom
now I'm moving to Greenville
sounds like a nice place to chill
however, I have to find the local gay bar and Jaguar dealership
sounds like quite a trip
Getbiggers found my old picture in the Sylva Herald newspaper
at least I was huge and had a nice V-taper
I am also trolling Getbig with my new lover boy
they don't know who he is so I feel quite coy
finally I have a juicy piece of meat to hold over the Getbiggers' heads
oh my I will get so much attention in all the new threads
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread sucks
And the OP does too.
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My boy name of Schizzo,
met a girl named Dittzo,
then they had a kids named Pitzo, Ritzo, and Clitzo,
they all ate at Sonic and got the Shitzo,
so they used the Glory Hole at Lowe's to get rimmed by Vincy Geezo,
with his CSN-zo, his MFT-zo, and Vissy-Deezo!!!!!
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My boy name of Schizzo,
met a girl named Dittzo,
then they had a kids named Pitzo, Ritzo, and Clitzo,
they all ate at Sonic and got the Shitzo,
so they used the Glory Hole at Lowe's to get rimmed by Vincy Geezo,
with his CSN-zo, his MFT-zo, and Vissy-Deezo!!!!!
Sister Shizzo
Oh the time has come
And you know that your the only one
To say, I'm Gay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Just want to mouthfuck you
It's True
Your motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight
Drunk
You down the bottle oh so fast
New boyfriend worries
You just won't last
To taste, his taint
Sister Shizzo
There's 8 dudes in line
Don't you give up
Before all 8 are through,
Be true
swallow their gooo yeah
Your motoring
Whats your price for head tonight
You have 12 inches in your sight
A black guy instead of a white
motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight
Sister Jizzo
Oh the time has cum
First your mouth now its
your hairy bum
with dick, in you
it's true
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Sister Shizzo
Oh the time has come
And you know that your the only one
To say, I'm Gay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Just want to mouthfuck you
It's True
Your motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight
Drunk
You down the bottle oh so fast
New boyfriend worries
You just won't last
To taste, his taint
Sister Shizzo
There's 8 dudes in line
Don't you give up
Before all 8 are through,
Be true
swallow their gooo yeah
Your motoring
Whats your price for head tonight
You have 12 inches in your sight
A black guy instead of a white
motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight
Sister Jizzo
Oh the time has cum
First your mouth now its
your hairy bum
with dick, in you
it's true
^^
LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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A Shizzo Sight
Blaring music,
Flashing lights,
Sweaty bodies,
Wild nights,
Boobs 'n butts are everywhere,
Shredded clothes makes others stare,
In this bar,
Upon this crowd,
There is a boy,
Who's not too loud,
Girls flaunt,
Boys wink,
He just blushes, smiles, and thinks,
I need a man,
I need him now,
He'll jump on me,
And start to plow,
A dancing devil,
A horny hunk,
A crazy man,
A sexy drunk,
My pants are too small,
They're becoming too tight,
I need a man,
To excite,
We'll moan and groan,
Sweat and pet,
Move and groove,
Until we're wet,
Black hair,
Emerald eyes,
Sexy body,
Pants rise,
Hot kiss,
Moist lips,
Lean shoulders,
Swaying hips,
We fly to the private rooms,
He fumbles with the keys,
We're not even in the room,
When he starts to tease,
On the bed,
Fuck the lights,
We both think,
As he bites,
Pants gone,
Boxers missing,
Hard groins,
Heavy kissing,
Playful teasing,
Eager squeezing,
Hard, horny, hasty, pleasing,
Waves of pleasure,
Flashes of white,
Quick thrusts,
A Shizzo sight,
Heavy panting,
Light kisses,
Loud moans,
Quiet hisses,
Ribbons of cum,
Moans of delight,
Such a yummy Shizzo sight,
The fag smiles,
It’s the just the beginning of the night!
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Shizzo's Tuesday night
Shizzo rip the big black bbers's trunks from his waist,
put his tongue on, just for a taste.
Lick him fast and lick him good.
Shizzo, Like that don't you?
He knew he would.
Spread Melvin's ass, kiss pussy lips,
just like that, and torture his nips.
He likes the way you make him moan,
He'll fuck you later, you stupid bottom bitch.
until you groan.
Push his finger all the way in,
pull it out and in again.
Faster and deeper he want it to go,
make tbombz cum,
He want to blow.
Aerosol suck and lick and He slick it with spit,
suck on the tip, sucking more bit by bit.
Moaning and bobbing his head on your cock,
picking up rythm,
Hips start to rock.
Shove that big cock into coach's little hole,
fuck him hard, shorty.. inches he grows.
Flip him over, fuck him doggy style,
He like it this way,
make it last a while.
Just Shizzo's Tuesday night thirst.
He should have thought, before posting on getbig first.
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Shizzo's Tuesday night
Shizzo rip the big black bbers's trunks from his waist,
put his tongue on, just for a taste.
Lick him fast and lick him good.
Shizzo, Like that don't you?
He knew he would.
Spread Melvin's ass, kiss pussy lips,
just like that, and torture his nips.
He likes the way you make him moan,
He'll fuck you later, you stupid bottom bitch.
until you groan.
Push his finger all the way in,
pull it out and in again.
Faster and deeper he want it to go,
make tbombz cum,
He want to blow.
Aerosol suck and lick and He slick it with spit,
suck on the tip, sucking more bit by bit.
Moaning and bobbing his head on your cock,
picking up rythm,
Hips start to rock.
Shove that big cock into coach's little hole,
fuck him hard, shorty.. inches he grows.
Flip him over, fuck him doggy style,
He like it this way,
make it last a while.
Just Shizzo's Tuesday night thirst.
He should have thought, before posting on getbig first.
LOL!
Not bad.
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You sir, are a wordsmith of high caliber!
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once he let an old man suck his cock
so he could buy drugs two streets down from his block
he says it was a bad year
he might have lived in fear
now he works as a waiter
education; will he do it later?
he is a frail and indecisive little man
what exactly is his plan?
have not had sex for five years
but does this include sex with queers?
is this normal, Getbig?
he asks us as if his head was quite thick
he does not show us any update pics
maybe he gained some weight and can't handle the hate
from all his Getbig fan boys who jerk off to his old duck face jpg's
and the sun bed bronze colour so visible on his neck
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another essay is written by pellius
he feels quite rebellious
a sad old geezer
who has a bunch of McDouble burgers in his freezer
he melts down like an ice cream in the sun
his life will end in a Thai prison by the guards shooting him with a gun
pellius' mental health is more wrecked than tbombz' anus
what he fantasizes about must be quite heinous
on the pictures he has posted he looks quite shy
and his personality is as exciting as watching paint dry
he only brings hate and personal attacks to the board
when he is a bit older he will look like someone from a walking dead walker horde
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IF YOU CAN'T BE BIG
BE CUT
IF YOU CANT BE CUT
BE TAN
IF YOU CANT BE TAN
BE HOME....
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Tbombz, quiet and bored
Sat on an apple
Which he cored.
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You know Pray For War doesn't like Poems...he will beat everyone up in this thread but doesn't want to get banned.
MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IF YOU CAN'T BE BIG
BE CUT
IF YOU CANT BE CUT
BE TAN
IF YOU CANT BE TAN
BE HOMO LIKE GOODRUM....
...AND THOSE BICEP PEAKS...
...STILL NUTS THE PEAKS...
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...AND THOSE BICEP PEAKS...
...STILL NUTS THE PEAKS...
:-*
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THE LOAD NOT TAKEN
Diseased cum running down my thigh:
From all colors of the rainbow spectrum,
Many loads upsurged from men's wood, and I—
Absorb'd the lurid fluids in my rectum,
And now I have HIV.
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Coach's nightmare
Coach awakes, Half past midnight
He grabs a foot stool, turns on the light
In heavy thoughts tonight
He had a dream that trump was fucking him
And it wasn't right
Because coach's hole, wasn't tight
How Can he be fucked be the
King of liars?
Knowing that his ass, doesn't have
What trump requires?
So a sad coach retires
And becomes a crier.
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oh Basile where are you now
we miss your fierce posts with KAPOW
probably harassing random people on manly beach
your sweaty fingers will for your camera reach
what is new with the biceps suspinator?
I think you will modify it to become an anal penetrator
I wish I could give you your blue stars
that rejection must have caused you to have mental scars
the flotsam of getbig need to respect your accomplishments in life
but ironmeister's owning of you is hurting like a wound from a knife
I still hope to visit you in Sydney one day
one day I may
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Here we have a guy named Shizzo, people say he swallows the jizzo,
While it may not be true, that he gobbles the goo,
If he was a jerky boy he would be Frank Rizzo...
Vince G. a big chocolate man, don't let him jam his crank in your can,
You'll be wrecked for a while, and Vince would just smile,
You'd now be a bitch, a BBC fan...
Falcon is also the man, electricity, sniffing glue from a can,
With his kale and beer shake, falcon punches, harms sake,
He owns everyone here without plan...
People say Wes is real old,
Really, the guy is just gold...
61 is real young, and the dude is quite hung,
He owns you, just do as your told...
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oh you old man
you used to drive a Porsche
and get looks from all the chicks
who wanted to feel your biceps with licks
now you take heavy steps in Aldi
as you push your big belly around
looking for cheap red wine to get you drunk
as you eat a stale pizza slice chunk
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Getbiggers
Act like they're God's gift
But most don't even lift
Do nothing but troll
Can't get any hole
Can't pay the rent
Unless they blow some gent
Schmoes touching their schlongs
Looking at guys in thongs
We're all aging fast
Our primes well in the past
Debating politics
insecure about our dicks
Some talk shit about Ron
But couldn't mow his lawn
Wiggs talking flat Earth
Vince G hung like a Smurf
Herne posts pics of a whore
Dropping Plates wants to see more
Kwon only likes whales
I prefer fit females
Coach schooling liberal cucks
SF1900 saying Trump sucks
Photoshops of tbombz
Most of us live with our moms
Mods out there doing their best
I heard Lee shat on Booty's chest
Getbig now is just Gimmicks all day
Most are them are unfunny and gay
Now the only bodybuilding thread
Is about which pro just dropped dead :(
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pray 4 war laying down the spoken word like a boss
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Getbiggers
Act like they're God's gift
But most don't even lift
Do nothing but troll
Can't get any hole
Can't pay the rent
Unless they blow some gent
Schmoes touching their schlongs
Looking at guys in thongs
We're all aging fast
Our primes well in the past
Debating politics
insecure about our dicks
Some talk shit about Ron
But couldn't mow his lawn
Wiggs talking flat Earth
Vince G hung like a Smurf
Herne posts pics of a whore
Dropping Plates wants to see more
Kwon only likes whales
I prefer fit females
Coach schooling liberal cucks
SF1900 saying Trump sucks
Photoshops of tbombz
Most of us live with our moms
Mods out there doing their best
I heard Lee shat on Booty's chest
Getbig now is just Gimmicks all day
Most are them are unfunny and gay
Now the only bodybuilding thread
Is about which pro just dropped dead :(
Bravo! ;D
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Goodrum has been teasing us with his new lover
and we were only recently to discover
that he had an uncut jewish cock
melvin's kielbasa will cause a gridlock
in this young kid's anus
the consequences could be heinous
we also learned about big lenny's tranny adventures
which led to his dentures
being showered with piss
in my memory this is something I will not miss
he then proceeded to lick the tranny's baloon knot
this is 100 times worse than groink's mug shot
the mods on getbig have troubles with an anonymous guest
who is on a SF1900 hating quest
is it really basile the old geezer?
he might be busy putting frozen pizza in his freezer
and the blue stars must have put him at ease
as much as taking pictures of manly beach trees
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Primemuscle holds a paper sheet
and enters the stage in his bare feet
tells a story about a voice activated butt plug
falcon is in the audience and under influence of some drug
tbombz has returned to getbig
he lets Wiggs know that Jesus loves him
that is good news for our hebrew nurse
who is under the flat earth curse
so many new gimmicks here lately
kwon3 is not who we think?
probably some little twink
and is SF1900 really without money?
and least we know we have our ass bunny
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Getbiggers
Act like they're God's gift
But most don't even lift
Do nothing but troll
Can't get any hole
Can't pay the rent
Unless they blow some gent
Schmoes touching their schlongs
Looking at guys in thongs
We're all aging fast
Our primes well in the past
Debating politics
insecure about our dicks
Some talk shit about Ron
But couldn't mow his lawn
Wiggs talking flat Earth
Vince G hung like a Smurf
Herne posts pics of a whore
Dropping Plates wants to see more
Kwon only likes whales
I prefer fit females
Coach schooling liberal cucks
SF1900 saying Trump sucks
Photoshops of tbombz
Most of us live with our moms
Mods out there doing their best
I heard Lee shat on Booty's chest
Getbig now is just Gimmicks all day
Most are them are unfunny and gay
Now the only bodybuilding thread
Is about which pro just dropped dead :(
Love it! Great rhymes!
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2020 is the year we are in
the paint on Goodrum's old Cadillac is worn thin
When Primemuscle ejaculates into a man's mouth he says: KABOOM!
Perhaps that is better than Marty experimenting with a new mushroom?
BIG ACH has dieted down
will he take this year's Getbig crown?
perhaps he will join a lot more Getbig fights
now that there are no more Nasser nights
Trump has blown up drones in Iran
maybe Coach was part of that plan
We will only know for sure if that is the case
if Trump wears a Joe Local shirt to a military base
Some say that Matt is gay
I don't see it that way
I adore his dry autistic humour
perhaps I am just a late bloomer
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2020 is the year we are in
the paint on Goodrum's old Cadillac is worn thin
When Primemuscle ejaculates into a man's mouth he says: KABOOM!
Perhaps that is better than Marty experimenting with a new mushroom?
BIG ACH has dieted down
will he take this year's Getbig crown?
perhaps he will join a lot more Getbig fights
now that there are no more Nasser nights
Trump has blown up drones in Iran
maybe Coach was part of that plan
We will only know for sure if that is the case
if Trump wears a Joe Local shirt to a military base
Some say that Matt is gay
I don't see it that way
I adore his dry autistic humour
perhaps I am just a late bloomer
;D
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2020 is the year we are in
the paint on Goodrum's old Cadillac is worn thin
When Primemuscle ejaculates into a man's mouth he says: KABOOM!
Perhaps that is better than Marty experimenting with a new mushroom?
BIG ACH has dieted down
will he take this year's Getbig crown?
perhaps he will join a lot more Getbig fights
now that there are no more Nasser nights
Trump has blown up drones in Iran
maybe Coach was part of that plan
We will only know for sure if that is the case
if Trump wears a Joe Local shirt to a military base
Some say that Matt is gay
I don't see it that way
I adore his dry autistic humour
perhaps I am just a late bloomer
Love it FF! Wish it was twice as long, with some added Pellius VS Prime drama as well.
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This is for a certain pair o' idiots here...Sing along to the tune o' "Rawhide".
Smokin' Smokin' Smokin'
On that wang he's tokin'
Tho' he may be chokin', Toke WAAAAANG!
Don't wanna girl like Venus, just wanna suck some penis
or put a dick up his behind...
Smokin' Smokin' Smokin'
On that wang he's tokin'
Tho' he may be chokin', Toke WAAAAANG!
In hot 'n' sweaty weather
He's wearin' thongs of leather
Like a cat in heat he sticks up his behind...
A Glory Hole he's seekin'
He'll snuggle down no peakin'
The smell of piss is reekin'
But it cures the ache in his behind...
Smokin' Smokin' Smokin'
On that wang he's tokin'
Tho' he may be chokin', Toke WAAAAANG!
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Love it FF! Wish it was twice as long, with some added Pellius VS Prime drama as well.
me too, stud, but I have to be happy with the c0ck size God gave me!
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A poem for Henda
Love to lick the ass
of a good looking lass
everyday I do hard labour putting down bricks
that is a good distraction from those Getbiggers who prefer men over chicks
My old account was bassgenerator
You may also refer to me as Vince Basile's ego deflator
I like most lads on Getbig except tbombz
I hope he dies from a firebomb
I like to relax in front of the fireplace with my dog
while browsing old porn VHS tapes from my catalogue
soon it is time for some chips, sausages and a pint of milk
I can't forget that picture of Goodrum the cude cuddle bear in a sofa covered by butterfly silk
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Goodrum sold some of his bitcoins
now he can go and search for twink loins
Primemuscle got Walter sobchak banned from the forum
I bet he celebrates with some loose decorum
Matt C said: "Pay no mind to my posts"
but Getbiggers entered his thread with fierce roasts
his autism was clearly flaring up once more
because he says finding a new woman is an impossible chore
We had no christmas photoshop for 2020
I hope next year ironmeister will spoil us with plenty
It is a mystery if it is still marty posting from his user
or perhaps the paki serial tranny abuser