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Title: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: wattow on June 06, 2015, 07:26:32 PM
Like BJJ, Taekwondo is another "sport" martial art that will get you killed on the street. I was challenged by a TKD Grandmaster to spar with one of his top Black Belts. I stopped by their dojang to observe this guy. He had all the fancy kicks in the world, but I knew in my heart I would snap his left leg in half and rupture his spleen. When the Grandmaster telephoned me to set the sparring date, I merely told him "I already won." Taekwondo sucks.
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: wes on June 06, 2015, 07:30:58 PM
Nobody cares fuckwad!!
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: wes on June 06, 2015, 07:35:09 PM
You probably couldn`t box produce!  ;D
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: wattow on June 06, 2015, 07:41:17 PM
You probably couldn`t box produce!  ;D
i don't box. I maim.
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: wes on June 06, 2015, 07:49:50 PM
i don't box. I maim.
::)
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: Hulkotron on June 06, 2015, 08:00:15 PM
Like BJJ, Taekwondo is another "sport" martial art that will get you killed on the street. I was challenged by a TKD Grandmaster to spar with one of his top Black Belts. I stopped by their dojang to observe this guy. He had all the fancy kicks in the world, but I knew in my heart I would snap his left leg in half and rupture his spleen. When the Grandmaster telephoned me to set the sparring date, I merely told him "I already won." Taekwondo sucks.

Fuck off
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: SF1900 on June 06, 2015, 08:14:12 PM
Another gimmick.
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: muscleman-2013 on June 06, 2015, 08:15:54 PM
Like BJJ, Taekwondo is another "sport" martial art that will get you killed on the street. I was challenged by a TKD Grandmaster to spar with one of his top Black Belts. I stopped by their dojang to observe this guy. He had all the fancy kicks in the world, but I knew in my heart I would snap his left leg in half and rupture his spleen. When the Grandmaster telephoned me to set the sparring date, I merely told him "I already won." Taekwondo sucks.

Your mom's calling, it's time for dinner.
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: thebrink on June 06, 2015, 08:19:46 PM
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Its a good base martial art. Even karate base is good to go from
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: Master Blaster on June 06, 2015, 10:01:54 PM
oh God  ::)
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: theTRASHMAN on June 06, 2015, 10:22:03 PM
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Its a good base martial art. Even karate base is good to go from

if by "base martial art", you mean dick taking ability magnifier.....then yes.
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: theTRASHMAN on June 06, 2015, 10:23:20 PM
.............oh and OP sounds like his dick taking ability is quite formidable.....
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: Wayne Root on June 06, 2015, 10:43:48 PM
I studied taekwondo in Korea for two years when I was in the US Air Force. It provides an outstanding cardiovascular workout, and it teaches toughness. It's no joke.

Intuitively, however, I always believed it should stay in the classroom and should never, ever be attempted in the streets. It's more of a sport than a real-world self-defense regimen.
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: ritch on June 06, 2015, 10:48:35 PM
You would learn more practical stuff in a women's week end self defense course than taking up TKD.

They serve more as modern day babysitters most martial art classes.

Edit: actually just watching self defense vids on youtube would help you more than TKD.

Or even just thinking of watching the vids would help you better.
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: local hero on June 06, 2015, 11:56:20 PM
All the tough kids that no one wants to fight box,,,....
Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: blinky on June 07, 2015, 12:41:10 AM
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Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: thegamechanger on June 07, 2015, 01:29:58 AM
bas rutten took up tae kwon do and beat up his bullies.

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Title: Re: My thoughts on Taekwondo
Post by: Royalty on June 07, 2015, 02:32:33 AM
Like BJJ, Taekwondo is another "sport" martial art that will get you killed on the street. I was challenged by a TKD Grandmaster to spar with one of his top Black Belts. I stopped by their dojang to observe this guy. He had all the fancy kicks in the world, but I knew in my heart I would snap his left leg in half and rupture his spleen. When the Grandmaster telephoned me to set the sparring date, I merely told him "I already won." Taekwondo sucks.

You have an extra small penis.