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Title: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 07, 2015, 02:32:42 PM
Prison warden Avidan and his guards take good care of the inmates.

Uncle Joon and Avesher were acting up, so they have been sent to solitary confinement.

Melvin Goodrum, a member of the hebrew prison gang, hustles as much as he can, so he gets to eat chicken breasts and have a Jaguar XJ poster in his cell.

Big Johnny Falcon and kwon_2 are in charge of the dirty south white gang. Johnny sometimes gets high on lighter fluid, which leaves the white gang vulnerable to attacks for e.g. the hebrews.

Many stories are being told of what life was like on the outside of prison. Inmate Craig Titus often entertains inmates 240 is back and SF1900 with his stories of getting all the girls.

What else is going on in Getbig prison?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: denarii on July 07, 2015, 02:36:57 PM
who are the bitches?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 07, 2015, 02:41:46 PM
Getbig is unique from prison because most people in prison eventually get out.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 07, 2015, 02:51:35 PM
BayG  would be in charge of the Gay boy Gangsters. Wiggs would be stabbed by the Muslims. THE BEEF would supply THE HEAD
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Papper on July 07, 2015, 02:58:33 PM
Wasn't getbig gay enough to start fantasizing about prison scenarios?

What's next, what if getbig was a turkish bath?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: SF1900 on July 07, 2015, 03:07:52 PM
Fitness Frenzy, top security guard, is smuggling in pictures of a certain hair dresser for others to look at. Fitness Frenzy is also sneaking in tbombz to deliver sermons to the prisoners.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 07, 2015, 03:10:35 PM
Wasn't getbig gay enough to start fantasizing about prison scenarios?

What's next, what if getbig was a turkish bath?

o, shit just drop my double espresso reading your comment ........................ ..................... ;D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 07, 2015, 03:11:33 PM
If i was in for life id make most of you suck me off.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 07, 2015, 03:16:47 PM
Fitness Frenzy, top security guard, is smuggling in pictures of a certain hair dresser for others to look at. Fitness Frenzy is also sneaking in tbombz to deliver sermons to the prisoners.

 :D    ;D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Wiggs on July 07, 2015, 03:18:50 PM
If i was in for life id make most of you suck me off.

I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 07, 2015, 03:40:18 PM
I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.

Good luck with that.been in more fights than you have jerked off.Not saying im a pro fighter like most say but i know how to fight and sure as shit aint scared.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 07, 2015, 03:42:26 PM
Legendary Penal Colony of Botany Bay was the best lock up ever  :D

10 convict boys for 1 convict girl  ;D   + Abo females around   :D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on July 07, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.
Damn. With no Vaseline too.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 07, 2015, 03:43:58 PM
I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.
leave it to the black to want want to rape men,you want to rape everything else goats and monkeys.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on July 07, 2015, 04:11:43 PM
leave it to the black to want want to rape men,you want to rape everything else goats and monkeys.
Shut up. Everyone knows you will love it.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Wiggs on July 07, 2015, 04:12:53 PM
leave it to the black to want want to rape men,you want to rape everything else goats and monkeys.

And you.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: thegamechanger on July 07, 2015, 04:13:15 PM
sucking cocks and raping.
sounds like mentally youre already in prison and you like it there otherwise you wouldt be so quick to talk like that.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 07, 2015, 04:28:29 PM
If it was Goodrum that started talking about raping men and markings on the lower back and whatnot i would understand it, but Wiggs?

Is that really the first thing that comes to mind on colored individuals?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 07, 2015, 04:39:27 PM
If it was Goodrum that started talking about raping men and markings on the lower back and whatnot i would understand it, but Wiggs?

Is that really the first thing that comes to mind on colored individuals?

Well not the first.the first is raping goats and monkeys then men.Thats why they spread so much disease.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Grape Ape on July 07, 2015, 05:06:35 PM
ES fitness would all you pussies.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: wes on July 07, 2015, 05:19:01 PM
Gay thread reported...........AGAIN !!  :(
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Natural Man on July 07, 2015, 05:47:40 PM
I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.

how christian of you, jesus approved I guess.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on July 07, 2015, 06:05:56 PM
sucking cocks and raping.
sounds like mentally youre already in prison and you like it there otherwise you wouldt be so quick to talk like that.

Because the moment you saw him, you would drop to you knees in fear and start sucking his dick.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: chaos on July 07, 2015, 06:36:01 PM
Good luck with that.been in more fights than you have jerked off.Not saying im a pro fighter like most say but i know how to fight and sure as shit aint scared.
You'd respect chaos in prison.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on July 07, 2015, 08:08:44 PM
You'd respect chaos in prison.
Yup. That beta bottom bitch would be passed around from wiggs to chaos like a bottle of crown.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 07, 2015, 08:33:27 PM
Good luck with that.been in more fights than you have jerked off.Not saying im a pro fighter like most say but i know how to fight and sure as shit aint scared.

You're hardcore bro.


You're lucky I don't walk over there and break your jaw.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Yamcha on July 08, 2015, 04:23:08 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/1A3sXdJkMw42Q/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: BigCyp on July 08, 2015, 04:31:57 AM
Savage ownings by Squadfather at the canteen queue  :D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on July 08, 2015, 05:26:36 AM
Im def the leader of the north  korean prison gang Broods
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: falco on July 08, 2015, 05:39:20 AM
I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.

Brother, sodomy is not embraced by God.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: BigCyp on July 08, 2015, 05:44:28 AM
Brother, sodomy is not embraced by God.

I always wondered about that (not too much haha) what does the bible teach about anal sex between heterosexual married couples?

I only brought it up, because I took the wifey to Amsterdam for a few days last week, and she asked me opinion while we were pretty drunk back at the houseboat. In hindsight, instead of quoting some scriptures from the book of corinthians, I should have fucked her in the bumhole.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2015, 05:50:50 AM
What's next, what if getbig was a turkish bath?

Lol!  Bunch of hopeful soap droppers around here.

(http://famousdude.com/images/paul-l.-smith-02.jpg)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: BigCyp on July 08, 2015, 05:57:54 AM
Lol!  Bunch of hopeful soap droppers around here.

(http://famousdude.com/images/paul-l.-smith-02.jpg)

The majority of donut punchers on here, probably watched Midnight Express and then googled "Where to buy marajuana near Istanbul airport" oh brother
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: IronMeister on July 08, 2015, 06:15:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NqMFAMS.jpg)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2015, 06:18:19 AM
The majority of donut punchers on here, probably watched Midnight Express and then googled "Where to buy marajuana near Istanbul airport" oh brother

Cyp are you saying that a Getbigger's bargain hunting excursion consists of calling in at pawn shops and asking to have a word with Zed in the basement?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Wiggs on July 08, 2015, 06:26:27 AM
Gentlemen,  if I'm in prison, I must establish my dominance. It's starts with a ropo rape. All bets are off in prison.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 08, 2015, 06:41:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/NqMFAMS.jpg)

Goodrum would get a love of ass in prison (no homo)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: BigCyp on July 08, 2015, 06:50:58 AM
Cyp are you saying that a Getbigger's bargain hunting excursion consists of calling in at pawn shops and asking to have a word with Zed in the basement?

Hahaha, what i'm saying Tapeworm is that a Getbigger's typical Art Trail consists of walking into all mens bathrooms within a 10 mile radius and shouting "GET YOUR PIECES OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 08, 2015, 06:55:50 AM
(http://s27.postimg.org/soopnfw77/assrape_by_Fit_Fr.jpg)



(http://s10.postimg.org/rayphf895/The_Anal_Recidivist.jpg)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on July 08, 2015, 07:00:08 AM
(http://s27.postimg.org/soopnfw77/assrape_by_Fit_Fr.jpg)



(http://s10.postimg.org/rayphf895/The_Anal_Recidivist.jpg)
lål
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2015, 07:03:06 AM
Hahaha, what i'm saying Tapeworm is that a Getbigger's typical Art Trail consists of walking into all mens bathrooms within a 10 mile radius and shouting "GET YOUR PIECES OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You're quite the artiste yourself, my Vulcan friend!
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: BigCyp on July 08, 2015, 07:04:23 AM
You're quite the artiste yourself, my Vulcan friend!


Hahaha abuse.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 08, 2015, 07:34:57 AM
You'd respect chaos in prison.
Definitely not.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 08, 2015, 07:36:19 AM
You're hardcore bro.


You're lucky I don't walk over there and break your jaw.

Good luck with that.blah blah blah
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: BigCyp on July 08, 2015, 08:02:43 AM
Good luck with that.blah blah blah

You sound like a mouthy little bitch 'rubssemenongums'
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 08, 2015, 09:05:59 AM
You sound like a mouthy little bitch 'rubssemenongums'

And you look like a metrosexual lumberjack.so fuck off little queer.Bigcyp dont look so big.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 08, 2015, 09:07:19 AM
And you look like a metrosexual lumberjack.so fuck off little queer.Bigcyp dont look so big.

going against bigcyp won't end well for you.

Ray Cutler has mentioned several times that bigcyp is one of his favourite Getbiggers.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: chaos on July 08, 2015, 09:39:24 AM
Definitely not.
:-*
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: IronMeister on July 08, 2015, 09:43:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DHXxREH.jpg)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 08, 2015, 10:24:41 AM
You sound like a mouthy little bitch 'rubssemenongums'

Haha yes BigCyp, "bobsforcum" is quite the snippy young lady.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Ronnie Rep on July 08, 2015, 10:32:59 AM
Prison warden Avidan and his guards take good care of the inmates.

Uncle Joon and Avesher were acting up, so they have been sent to solitary confinement.

Melvin Goodrum, a member of the hebrew prison gang, hustles as much as he can, so he gets to eat chicken breasts and have a Jaguar XJ poster in his cell.

Big Johnny Falcon and kwon_2 are in charge of the dirty south white gang. Johnny sometimes gets high on lighter fluid, which leaves the white gang vulnerable to attacks for e.g. the hebrews.

Many stories are being told of what life was like on the outside of prison. Inmate Craig Titus often entertains inmates 240 is back and SF1900 with his stories of getting all the girls.

What else is going on in Getbig prison?
Stop posting your prison rape fantasies on here!
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: andreisdaman on July 08, 2015, 11:11:30 AM
(http://s27.postimg.org/soopnfw77/assrape_by_Fit_Fr.jpg)



(http://s10.postimg.org/rayphf895/The_Anal_Recidivist.jpg)

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!..LOLOLOL ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 08, 2015, 11:23:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DHXxREH.jpg)


Thanks for posting a pic which ahows im much bigger than you and no juice fucking metrofag
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 08, 2015, 11:36:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/DHXxREH.jpg)


Brutal potato quality photo
Insane "poor person" prepaid flip phone
Monstrous 40% body fat
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: IronMeister on July 08, 2015, 11:38:02 AM
Thanks for posting a pic which ahows im much bigger than you and no juice fucking metrofag

Fat is not muscle cupcake  :-*...you look like a diarrhea in human skin.

Hope that's help fatso.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Wiggs on July 08, 2015, 11:39:42 AM
He looks like CSWOLs before pics with a dab of Uncle Fester.  This is the guy that's been running his mouth all this time.  As usual, predictable.  A pathetic ugly fat fuck. 
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 08, 2015, 11:43:25 AM
Fat is not muscle cupcake  :-*...you look like a diarrhea in human skin.

Hope that's help fatso.

Haha yes.


He looks like 300 pounds of crisco squeezed into a bratwurst skin.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: IronMeister on July 08, 2015, 11:49:30 AM
Haha yes.


He looks like 300 pounds of crisco squeezed into a bratwurst skin.

Another fat delusional permabulker  ::) with an old women's arms . What a pathetic waste of skin! haha
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 08, 2015, 01:02:55 PM
First off pics 10 years old and arms are about 22.5" there.That tri is bigger than anyones tris on this board i guarandamnyee that.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 08, 2015, 01:14:04 PM
First off pics 10 years old and arms are about 22.5" there.That tri is bigger than anyones tris on this board i guarandamnyee that.

Haha. So it's safe to assume the body fat has increased exponentially.


Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 08, 2015, 01:17:32 PM
Haha. So it's safe to assume the body fat has increased exponentially.




I was 275 there now 230
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on July 08, 2015, 01:49:22 PM
Haha. So it's safe to assume the body fat has increased exponentially.



this is really him? bwahahahahaahahha what a fat fuck. hahah
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 08, 2015, 02:17:15 PM
I was 275 there now 230

Ah yes so I assume you "ate big to get big"
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 08, 2015, 02:48:12 PM
Getbig as a prison (thanks to IM)

(http://i.imgur.com/WPuA7ZE.gif)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Waller on July 08, 2015, 02:54:31 PM
Who's the guy in the hat?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 08, 2015, 02:58:29 PM
Who's the guy in the hat?

dj181.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Waller on July 08, 2015, 03:07:12 PM
dj181.

What was his claim to fame?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 08, 2015, 03:08:16 PM
What was his claim to fame?

Breaking 165 pounds.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: thegamechanger on July 08, 2015, 03:20:54 PM
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on July 08, 2015, 03:22:40 PM
Brutal potato quality photo
Insane "poor person" prepaid flip phone
Monstrous 40% body fat

(https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.kinja-img.com%2Fgawker-media%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Fs--cxhwEtyN--%2F19gdqiksyiousjpg.jpg&t=554&c=ahPuN_COTvBY4g)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 08, 2015, 03:32:23 PM
Def not the place where you grasp something from the floor...
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on July 08, 2015, 03:57:35 PM
Def not the place where you grasp something from the floor...
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 08, 2015, 04:03:48 PM


Haha, like that ;D :-X
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 08, 2015, 04:07:57 PM
Ah yes so I assume you "ate big to get big"

Show me a bigger tricep from a member or shut the fuck up.usually one does eat big to get big.You guys are fucked cause that pic looks like a big dude with huge arms.You are all a bunch of skinny little queers.come to mass and train with me and we will see whos who.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on July 08, 2015, 04:16:13 PM
Show me a bigger tricep from a member or shut the fuck up.usually one does eat big to get big.You guys are fucked cause that pic looks like a big dude with huge arms.You are all a bunch of skinny little queers.come to mass and train with me and we will see whos who.
Hahaha fatty had a meltdown.
(https://mutantacademyhartford.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/meltdown.jpg)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 08, 2015, 04:21:17 PM
Show me a bigger tricep from a member or shut the fuck up.usually one does eat big to get big.You guys are fucked cause that pic looks like a big dude with huge arms.You are all a bunch of skinny little queers.come to mass and train with me and we will see whos who.

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.








Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: robcguns on July 08, 2015, 04:45:31 PM
I love to fight.so anytime let me know.I never avoid confrontation,i look for it daily.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Fuzzy Nuts on July 08, 2015, 05:16:45 PM
1st thing I do when I get to a new prison is take over the phones...none of you are making a call without paying me.

Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: chaos on July 08, 2015, 05:42:47 PM
Who's the guy in the hat?
Hi dj181 ;)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 08, 2015, 05:44:10 PM
I love to fuck.so anytime let me know.I never avoid cock,i look for it daily.

Fixed
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 08, 2015, 05:56:05 PM
First off pics 10 years old and arms are about 22.5" there.That tri is bigger than anyones tris on this board i guarandamnyee that.

.

Taken two days ago not 10 years. We can also call that relaxed.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: The Scott on July 08, 2015, 06:00:44 PM
Wasn't getbig gay enough to start fantasizing about prison scenarios?

What's next, what if getbig was a turkish bath?

Every day would be "Spanksgiving" and the "knob-gobblers" would be out of control?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on July 08, 2015, 06:10:31 PM
Fixed
  :D :-X
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on July 09, 2015, 05:13:58 AM
.

Taken two days ago not 10 years. We can also call that relaxed.
great old  pic of cswol
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 09, 2015, 01:10:03 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/xcsxfd.jpg)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 09, 2015, 01:16:30 PM
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.










lol.  Who originally posted this? Were they serious?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 09, 2015, 01:20:29 PM
lol.  Who originally posted this? Were they serious?

ESFitness. (PIP)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Waller on July 09, 2015, 01:57:33 PM
ESFitness. (PIP)

Did S.W.A.T get him?  :-\
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on July 09, 2015, 02:42:10 PM
Did S.W.A.T get him?  :-\

Nah. Icelord (also PIP) and True Adonis (Juruth) made him melt a bit and kind of just simmered away into the abyss or restarted his life with a new account.

HTH
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: ESFitness on July 27, 2015, 10:56:23 PM
Nah. Icelord (also PIP) and True Adonis (Juruth) made him melt a bit and kind of just simmered away into the abyss or restarted his life with a new account.

HTH

nah, no new account.

just busy with other shit.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: ritch on July 28, 2015, 12:16:12 AM
Funny thread!
Missed this during my shitty ass move...
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 28, 2015, 01:10:18 AM
If Getbig was a prison, I fear Matt Kroc would be welcomed to join.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 28, 2015, 01:50:06 AM
Getbig as a prison (thanks to IM)

(http://i.imgur.com/WPuA7ZE.gif)

Fantastic.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Teutonic Knight on July 28, 2015, 02:02:18 AM
Fantastic.

THE BEEF

 :o mr.canada  :o ::)



(nothing against Canada)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: visualizeperfection on August 04, 2015, 12:32:45 PM
nah, no new account.

just busy with other shit.

Welcome back, friend. I hope your business trip was fruitful.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: funk51 on August 04, 2015, 01:35:30 PM
Wasn't getbig gay enough to start fantasizing about prison scenarios?

What's next, what if getbig was a turkish bath?
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Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on August 04, 2015, 02:07:21 PM
Naw, he is fantasizing about Turkish oil wrestling.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d76917870ce067018c742368f461d749/tumblr_mwd3vnyrBR1s6i2rjo2_1280.jpg)
Which brings up the question, how can this be your national sport. Yet, they discriminate against gays? :-\
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on August 04, 2015, 06:05:48 PM
Prison warden Avidan and his guards take good care of the inmates.

Uncle Joon and Avesher were acting up, so they have been sent to solitary confinement.

Melvin Goodrum,



Big Johnny Falcon and kwon_2 are in charge of the dirty south white gang. Johnny sometimes gets high on lighter fluid, which leaves the white gang vulnerable to attacks for e.g. the hebrews.

Many stories are being told of what life was like on the outside of prison. Inmate Craig Titus often entertains inmates 240 is back and SF1900 with his stories of getting all the girls.

What else is going on in Getbig prison?


Fixed
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Rusty Trombone on November 04, 2015, 09:38:41 PM
I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.
Aren't you like, extremely fat?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Nether Animal on November 04, 2015, 09:47:08 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=575915.0;attach=627433;image)

Taken two days ago not 10 years. We can also call that relaxed.

Hmm...
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: 240 is Back on November 04, 2015, 10:26:33 PM
ever read that book 'dirty white boys'?

it'd be like that.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 04, 2015, 11:48:02 PM
Hmm...

You're either blind or delusional if you think I look even close to that. Especially since I'm about 15 years older that him. Check yo self son. He's closer to Josh than me. (No offense to toka)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: pellius on November 04, 2015, 11:52:34 PM
Prison warden Avidan and his guards take good care of the inmates.

Uncle Joon and Avesher were acting up, so they have been sent to solitary confinement.

Melvin Goodrum, a member of the hebrew prison gang, hustles as much as he can, so he gets to eat chicken breasts and have a Jaguar XJ poster in his cell.

Big Johnny Falcon and kwon_2 are in charge of the dirty south white gang. Johnny sometimes gets high on lighter fluid, which leaves the white gang vulnerable to attacks for e.g. the hebrews.

Many stories are being told of what life was like on the outside of prison. Inmate Craig Titus often entertains inmates 240 is back and SF1900 with his stories of getting all the girls.

What else is going on in Getbig prison?

Another fantasy of yours where you can get all the cocks you can eat.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 05, 2015, 02:15:02 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Xx2RlPm3275mg/giphy.gif)
Title: If Sev won the lottery
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 05, 2015, 02:32:54 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Xx2RlPm3275mg/giphy.gif)

Title fix
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: pellius on November 05, 2015, 02:51:23 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=575915.0;attach=627433;image)

Taken two days ago not 10 years. We can also call that relaxed.

Jeeze Coach, looking jacked.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 05, 2015, 02:51:30 AM
Another list that clavin didn't make
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 05, 2015, 02:53:46 AM
Wasn't getbig gay enough to start fantasizing about prison scenarios?

What's next, what if getbig was a turkish bath?

 ;D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Simple Simon on November 05, 2015, 03:01:25 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Xx2RlPm3275mg/giphy.gif)

Sev?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Nether Animal on November 05, 2015, 01:00:41 PM
You're either blind or delusional if you think I look even close to that. Especially since I'm about 15 years older that him. Check yo self son. He's closer to Josh than me. (No offense to toka)

Haha I won't let it go now.

 8)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Set It Up on November 05, 2015, 01:16:18 PM
if getbig was a prison me and ESFitness would own all you tits
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: TheShape. on November 05, 2015, 01:39:49 PM
If i was in for life id make most of you suck me off.
Homo post of peace
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: HTexan on November 05, 2015, 01:57:00 PM

They did a study, straight guys serving over 5 years in prison are more likely to have gay sex.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: andreisdaman on November 06, 2015, 07:06:39 AM
If this were a prison I would be fucking Dropping Plates in his ass every single day with my BBC..you can't call it rape because he'd like it
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 06, 2015, 09:27:02 AM
Sev?

Lottery won.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 06, 2015, 06:11:28 PM
If this were a prison I would be fucking Dropping Plates in his ass every single day with my BBC..you can't call it rape because he'd like it

Spoken like a true chimp
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: andreisdaman on November 07, 2015, 01:54:46 PM
Spoken like a true chimp

If you're my bottom then what does that make you??????? 8)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 07, 2015, 02:01:44 PM
If you're my bottom then what does that make you??????? 8)

You would rather receive an axe in your chimp head, you filthy fagg
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 07, 2015, 02:03:10 PM
Spoken like a true chimp

One day in jail and AndreDaChimp would be destroyed.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: andreisdaman on November 07, 2015, 03:20:32 PM
You would rather receive an axe in your chimp head, you filthy fagg

stop playing hard to get..you know you love the BBC...as for calling someone a fagg, those faggoty pics you posted of yourself with your 14" arms show who is TRULY the fagg 8)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Set It Up on November 07, 2015, 03:21:40 PM
You would rather receive an axe in your chimp head, you filthy fagg

lolol best feud on getbig by a mile
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 07, 2015, 03:29:21 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/Xx2RlPm3275mg/giphy.gif)

Doesn't compare to this

(http://i.imgur.com/0AwzUbF.jpg)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Set It Up on November 07, 2015, 03:30:20 PM
You're either blind or delusional if you think I look even close to that. Especially since I'm about 15 years older that him. Check yo self son. He's closer to Josh than me. (No offense to toka)

whoaaaaa
what did you say you fucking low iq midget?
I dont say a word about you for pushing a week now cause mods send me a warning cause you whined to them (dont lie I have the message)

and you sit here and shit talk me still

youre 5 foot fucking 4 and Im 6 feet tall---ask anyone on this planet if they would rather be me or you physically
fuckin midget
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 07, 2015, 03:36:32 PM
whoaaaaa
what did you say you fucking low iq midget?
I dont say a word about you for pushing a week now cause mods send me a warning cause you whined to them (dont lie I have the message)

and you sit here and shit talk me still

youre 5 foot fucking 4 and Im 6 feet tall---ask anyone on this planet if they would rather be me or you physically
fuckin midget

He meant, no offense to Toka Swola aka Cswole.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 07, 2015, 03:40:24 PM
stop playing hard to get..you know you love the BBC...as for calling someone a fagg, those faggoty pics you posted of yourself with your 14" arms show who is TRULY the fagg 8)

You can call me any name, but you're still an inferior blackie that belongs in the jungle
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 30, 2017, 06:37:14 AM
DroppingPlates and Be There will no longer become cell mates...
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon on September 30, 2017, 06:45:56 AM
DroppingPlates and Be There will no longer become cell mates...

Eric and Jeff new cell mates?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 30, 2017, 06:56:08 AM
DroppingPlates and Be There will no longer become cell mates...

His 'jokes' are lame, but maybe he's more mature irl ???
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: IronMeister on September 30, 2017, 07:01:06 AM
(https://s25.postimg.org/7pvwc1agv/image.png)
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 30, 2017, 07:02:10 AM
And YOU should grow up as well iMeister ;D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Yamcha on September 30, 2017, 07:23:18 AM
You can call me any name, but you're still an inferior blackie that belongs in the jungle

You can take the Bongo out the Congo, but you can't take the Congo out the Bongo.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on September 30, 2017, 07:33:50 AM
You can take the Bongo out the Congo, but you can't take the Congo out the Bongo.

 ;D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Nether Animal on December 27, 2017, 05:59:27 AM
If i was in for life id make most of you suck me off.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: SF1900 on December 27, 2017, 06:05:53 AM
Imagine being locked in a prison cell with Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, for 15 years!!

All the free business knowledge he could offer!!
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: ESFitness on December 27, 2017, 10:31:24 AM
Is there really any debate?

Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 27, 2017, 12:34:33 PM
Imagine being locked in a prison cell with Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, for 15 years!!

All the free business knowledge he could offer!!

Can you survive HIV for that long without treatment?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon on December 27, 2017, 01:36:45 PM
Imagine being locked in a prison cell with Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, for 15 years!!

All the free business knowledge he could offer!!

It would not be more than a day before the Kielbasa showed itself SF! :D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: ESFitness on December 27, 2017, 03:54:00 PM
Imagine being locked in a prison cell with Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, for 15 years!!

All the free business knowledge he could offer!!

He'd be in pc, so no, I couldn't imagine being in a cell with him.

Actually while I was in back in 09 I taught an intro to business/finance. Investing, forming a c-corp vs s-corp vs. LLC/LP vs. Sole proprietorships. Nevada corporations versus Delaware Corporations, DBA's, foreign corporations bank accounts "money laundering" ("legally"), independent contractors, 1099s, interest rates, etc etc etc. Good times required reading such as 48 Laws of Power, Art of Seductio, 33 Strategies for war, the selfish Gene, human animal, book of five rings (very underrated IMO. much better than art of war.)The Art of War, Art of War, Rich Dad Poor Dad, own your own Corporation, etc etc etc... upon release I had a nice box full of a couple dozen notebooks &.notepads written top to bottom.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: SF1900 on December 27, 2017, 04:07:07 PM
Can you survive HIV for that long without treatment?

Vince Goodrum CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, is a good dude. Would love to share a cell prison with him.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: SF1900 on December 27, 2017, 04:09:10 PM
It would not be more than a day before the Kielbasa showed itself SF! :D

Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, has the utmost respect for me.

We would talk about life, the universe, and relationships.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 28, 2017, 09:52:11 AM
Vince Goodrum CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, is a good dude. Would love to share a cell prison with him.

Maybe a little too 'good', so be careful what you're wishing for.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: WalterWhite on December 28, 2017, 10:22:22 AM
Imagine being locked in a prison cell with Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, for 15 years!!

All the free business knowledge he could offer!!

Nice bump. ::)

After his morning dump you may wish to be moved to a different cell.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: QuietYou on December 28, 2017, 10:25:33 AM
.

Taken two days ago not 10 years. We can also call that relaxed.

Have you ever served? Looks like you're missing a hand
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: SF1900 on December 28, 2017, 11:43:09 AM
Nice bump. ::)

After his morning dump you may wish to be moved to a different cell.

I didn't bump the thread, dingus.

Fitness Frenzy did. I just responded in it.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon on December 28, 2017, 11:51:13 AM
Nice bump. ::)

After his morning dump you may wish to be moved to a different cell.

After a month with Goodrum in the cell

"Looks, like Kielbasa is back on the menu, boy!"

"Here and There!"
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Board_SHERIF on December 28, 2017, 06:36:36 PM
After a month with Goodrum in the cell

"Looks, like Kielbasa is back on the menu, boy!"

"Here and There!"

would you watch gay porn with Vincent Kielbasa Goodcum ?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: WalterWhite on December 28, 2017, 08:10:14 PM
I didn't bump the thread, dingus.

Fitness Frenzy did. I just responded in it.

Well your reply appeared to bump it. 

Please excuse me now you can go back to your prison cell fantasies involving your hero Vince.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: SF1900 on December 28, 2017, 08:22:16 PM
Well your reply appeared to bump it. 

Please excuse me now you can go back to your prison cell fantasies involving your hero Vince.


What something "appears" to be and what is actually true, are entirely two different things.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: IRON CROSS on December 28, 2017, 08:41:00 PM
Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO, has the utmost respect for me.

We would talk about life, the universe, and relationships.


What about Manly beach one  ;D

Imagine , his repetition about "winning" Canada '70 & the last place on Aussie '75  :P
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 28, 2017, 10:03:14 PM
Well your reply appeared to bump it. 

Please excuse me now you can go back to your prison cell fantasies involving your hero Vince.


Says the official spokes person of mr Boston Lloyd..
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: WalterWhite on December 28, 2017, 10:15:07 PM
Says the official spokes person of mr Boston Lloyd..

On that note he will soon be a dad.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: SF1900 on December 28, 2017, 10:27:46 PM
Says the official spokes person of mr Boston Lloyd..

Haha lol  ;D
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: SF1900 on December 28, 2017, 10:28:55 PM

What about Manly beach one  ;D

Imagine , his repetition about "winning" Canada '70 & the last place on Aussie '75  :P

I could never share a cell with Basile.

I'd never hear the end of the bicep supination machine.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: calfzilla on December 28, 2017, 11:31:17 PM
if getbig was a prison me and ESFitness would own all you tits

Avesher and esfitness on the same page not long ago  :o
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: ESFitness on December 29, 2017, 02:40:31 AM
They did a study, straight guys serving over 5 years in prison are more likely to have gay sex.


Mr. Texting. You and your lame-ass prison in jail theories. You dumb fuck you should probably stop talking about shit you know absolutely nothing about aside from this shit you watch on MSNBC locked up and cops.

If somebody is in prison and have sex with another man I God damn guarantee you they have thought about having sex with a man long before they ever went to prison. There is plenty of pornography in prison. I should know I had dozens of magazines smuggled in for which I would pay $20 for roughly and I would laminate them and rent them out to other inmates for five bucks an hour. After the magazines would get bent and kind of fucked up a little bit I will cut out pictures and sell the fucking pictures for 5 to $10 a piece. In the people who bought the pictures would usually go in debt to me and I would get the pictures back as payment for a $2 debt and I would resell the pictures for another 10 fucking dollars.

That's not even considering inmates usually have TVs. It doesn't matter if a guy is locked up for 2 years or 5 years or 10 years if you straight even the pictures on HSN and QVC well look like jerk off material. And I won't even start about medical staff and female guards.

In closing I'll reiterate you need to stop talking about shit you know absolutely nothing about you dumb mother fucker. You're an embarrassment to anybody hailing from the state of Texas
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: ESFitness on December 29, 2017, 02:44:07 AM
Eric and Jeff new cell mates?

Jeff would be in protective custody, along with the other socially inept people here. At least the punks who run their mouths like him or that fat xhink.

 I've always been GP/Mainline in prison or hi-power in jail.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Kwon on December 29, 2017, 03:05:30 AM
Jeff would be in protective custody, along with the other socially inept people here. At least the punks who run their mouths like him or that fat xhink.

 I've always been GP/Mainline in prison or hi-power in jail.

What would happen if you shared cell with either Shizzo or Gh15 in jail, Eric?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: ESFitness on December 29, 2017, 04:11:05 AM
What would happen if you shared cell with either Shizzo or Gh15 in jail, Eric?

Wouldn't happen. They'd both likely be in pc.

Shizzo is harmless.  on the slim chance you would actually get house with me he would likely keep his mouth shut and try to learn something. I'm not a mean person you're not going to beat up somebody who is.. Well, like Shizzo. You earn no stripes for that.

Gh15?  on the slim chance he is in a cell with me? assuming it's after he pays me what he owes me he would likely hang himself at night while I was "asleep"
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Nether Animal on December 29, 2017, 04:14:09 AM
On that note he will soon be a dad.

Always liked her. He's kind of a dope but hey they are still together.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Rascal full on December 29, 2017, 05:00:22 AM
Wouldn't happen. They'd both likely be in pc.

Shizzo is harmless.  on the slim chance you would actually get house with me he would likely keep his mouth shut and try to learn something. I'm not a mean person you're not going to beat up somebody who is.. Well, like Shizzo. You earn no stripes for that.

Gh15?  on the slim chance he is in a cell with me? assuming it's after he pays me what he owes me he would likely hang himself at night while I was "asleep"

HAHA Great answer he hangs himself at night and you slept through the whole thing! Plausible deniabilty yes please!
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: calfzilla on December 29, 2017, 12:02:46 PM
Wouldn't happen. They'd both likely be in pc.

Shizzo is harmless.  on the slim chance you would actually get house with me he would likely keep his mouth shut and try to learn something. I'm not a mean person you're not going to beat up somebody who is.. Well, like Shizzo. You earn no stripes for that.

Gh15?  on the slim chance he is in a cell with me? assuming it's after he pays me what he owes me he would likely hang himself at night while I was "asleep"

Why does gh15 owe you money? Please explain
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: QuietYou on December 29, 2017, 01:17:22 PM
Wouldn't happen. They'd both likely be in pc.

Shizzo is harmless.  on the slim chance you would actually get house with me he would likely keep his mouth shut and try to learn something. I'm not a mean person you're not going to beat up somebody who is.. Well, like Shizzo. You earn no stripes for that.

Gh15?  on the slim chance he is in a cell with me? assuming it's after he pays me what he owes me he would likely hang himself at night while I was "asleep"
Did you purchase some of the fake kigs?
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 30, 2017, 02:10:16 AM
On that note he will soon be a dad.

I feel sorry for that future child..
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Primemuscle on December 31, 2017, 12:49:20 AM
What do you mean by if? Getbig is a prison.
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: seCrawler on December 31, 2017, 01:00:38 AM
who are the girls?

Bay, Che, tbombz, Vissy, Vince, Go4it
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 31, 2017, 07:24:34 AM
Bay, Che, tbombz, Vissy, Vince, Go4it


dj181
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: Darren Avey on December 31, 2017, 07:56:13 AM
Pat Tate used to regularly have women bring in coke for him in prison, then hed snort it and fuck them in a private room! Its all about who you know! guards are very accommodating when your friends know where their families live!
Title: Re: If Getbig was a prison...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 20, 2018, 03:40:31 PM