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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: _aj_ on August 03, 2015, 03:24:33 PM
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So, the Canadians create an inanimate "robot" and send it hithchiking across Canada to Boston and then, as it is trying to get across our great nation, it gets its clock cleaned in Philly by an irate Eagles fan (are there any other kind).
Deadspin says it best: HitchBOT Was A Literal Pile Of Trash And Got What It Deserved (http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503)
First things first. “HitchBOT,” for all practical purposes, was a garbage can with an iPhone in it. It could not walk or stand or fire lasers or open a can of beans. By what standard was this piece of useless shit a “robot” in the first place? The answer: a shabby standard. A Canadian one.
My children have a box full of toys. It cannot stand or walk or fire lasers or open a can of beans. Inside this box of toys, there is a battery-powered Iron Man mask that, on occasion, will activate in the middle of the night and make weird noises; I can hear it from my bedroom. This box is not a robot. If I left it on the curb, it would not be a hitchhiking robot; it would be litter. If beating the shit out of it would be a weird thing to do, fine; so would taking it to a baseball game. So would mourning for it when some of its contents were separated from each other.
Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them. It traveled across Canada and Europe for some reason, experiencing nothing, doing nothing, being all the while nothing more than a loudmouthed freeloading bucket. Then it came to the United States, where it caught a richly deserved beating, just like Canada’s hockey teams do when they come here. I do not know what motivated this beating; if it was revulsion at the very notion of a smarmy Canuck trash can with the temerity to expect favors, that’s reason aplenty.
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Any word from The Gartner Group?
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So, the Canadians create an inanimate "robot" and send it hithchiking across Canada to Boston and then, as it is trying to get across our great nation, it gets its clock cleaned in Philly by an irate Eagles fan (are there any other kind).
Deadspin says it best: HitchBOT Was A Literal Pile Of Trash And Got What It Deserved (http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503)
That quote was one of the funniest things I've read today, and simultaneously the reason why we are perceived the way we are in America; fuck yeah.
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HitchBOT Was A Literal Pile Of Trash And Got What It Deserved (http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503)
lmao
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I actually thought it said "liberal pile of trash until I followed the link, I was looking forward to seeing what sort of activities a liberal robot would be engaging in ...
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AMC's Humans smoking hot chick
(https://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/humans-amc.jpg?w=1000&h=750&crop=1)