I look forward to the BigBobs Fett flick, but I'd really enjoy an Obi-Kwon Kenobi flick.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi Teaser Trailer #1
Seriously, the female hero and Hebrews in this star wars universe is tiresome.Exectly... Strategically placed Political correctness BS
Star Wars: The Last Jedi Teaser Trailer #1
Why they couldn't keep the same standard of quality as Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi...
These new movies, they just feel generic, nothing memorable about them
It's little shit new directors and writers who have no link to the original saga. They want their stamp on it.
It will forever be "The Farce Awakens". A poorly made repeat of the very first Star Wars gone totally PC.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi Teaser Trailer #1
even as a star wars fan you cant be impressed with that trailer can you? surely it doesnt give you the 'i cant wait for christmas'-feeling?
The music gave me tingles. That was probably the best bit.
Just more PC nonsense. Mark Hamill will probably have less than 15 minutes screen time. He's probably getting paid big bucks too.
Disney is going to squeeze every drop of milk out of this saga as they can. They will dilute it so much that eventually only the diehard nerd fans will care.
Diehard nerd fans are the only ones that have ever continuously cared.....just the way it will always be.
Casual fans......although still fans.......just don't care as much about the story, character development, the new weaponry specifics, the new and old ships, the retcon of characters, animated series, video game tie in potential, adoption of non canon expanded universe material, etc....
Casual fans are lookin for splosions and wow factor while cramming popcorn. Nerd fans are absorbing every bit of the lore well beyond the casual fans limited grasp and surface understanding of the teaser trailer bits.
so basically the real fans will appreciate anything as theyre totally brainwashed part of a cult.
and this is described as being a good thing ::)
you didnt like the new star wars movie?
oh well its because of your LIMITED GRASP and SURFACE UNDERSTANDING!
what a pile of horseshit.
so basically the real fans will appreciate anything as theyre totally brainwashed part of a cult.
and this is described as being a good thing ::)
you didnt like the new star wars movie?
oh well its because of your LIMITED GRASP and SURFACE UNDERSTANDING!
what a pile of horseshit.
STAR WARS - Episode VIII: The Last Jedi is an upcoming American film written and directed by Rian Johnson. It is the second film in the Star Wars sequel trilogy, following STAR WARS - Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015). The film is produced by Lucasfilm and will be distributed by Walt Disney Studios.
It stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Lupita Nyong'o, Domhnall Gleeson, Anthony Daniels, Gwendoline Christie, and Andy Serkis in returning roles. New cast members include Benicio del Toro, Laura Dern, and Kelly Marie Tran in unconfirmed roles. Actress Carrie Fisher died in December 2016, making The Last Jedi her final film role.
Other cast members include Peter Mayhew and Joonas Suotamo, both returning to portray Chewbacca, Mike Quinn as Nien Nunb, Timothy M. Rose as Admiral Ackbar, Billie Lourd as Lieutenant Connix and Simon Pegg as Unkar Plutt, all of whom are reprising their roles. Jimmy Vee will play R2-D2, replacing the late Kenny Baker. Warwick Davis and Noah Segan have been cast in unspecified roles.
Cameos: Tom Hardy will make a cameo appearance as a stormtrooper. Gary Barlow also has a cameo appearance in the film. Gareth Edwards, director of the Star Wars Anthology film Rogue One, has a cameo in the film as well.(http://i63.tinypic.com/2ng7g5c.jpg)
Note: Trying to get new posts concerning new film posted in old The Force Awakens thread moved to this new thread by a Mod.
Standby.
Also, they added a short, fat, ugly Asian chick as a main character....because SJW.
Wait what? Maz Kanata is a main character now?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Maz_Kanata-Force_Awakens.jpg)
And the trailer also shows that Rey is neither Jedi or Sith, but balanced (in between).
rian johnson? another nobody
one cannot but wonder what a movie would be like with a real director, real actors, real scriptwriters...
not that the fans would care. and they know it so they see no need.
I just came. Not because of this thread. If I was busy doing something else. Wanted to let you know that cum came out of my cock. It's all sticky now. Need to head to the grocery store and handle the fruit and veggies with my unwashed hands.
I just came. Not because of this thread. If I was busy doing something else. Wanted to let you know that cum came out of my cock. It's all sticky now. Need to head to the grocery store and handle the fruit and veggies with my unwashed hands.
Star Wars could also be the name of Basile's mission impossibleLOL well played DP
rian johnson? another nobody
one cannot but wonder what a movie would be like with a real director, real actors, real scriptwriters...
not that the fans would care. and they know it so they see no need.
Wait what? Maz Kanata is a main character now?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Maz_Kanata-Force_Awakens.jpg)
or do you mean Nien Numb?
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/1/14/Old_nien_nunb_-_profile.png/revision/latest?cb=20160813010804)
No. While this stupid bitch is also in Episode 8, I'm talking about a different female. Short, fat, looks like Kim Jong-Un. Not Nien Numb.
rian johnson? another nobody
one cannot but wonder what a movie would be like with a real director, real actors, real scriptwriters...
not that the fans would care. and they know it so they see no need.
Pray_4_War is talking about Kelly Marie Tran.
(http://i68.tinypic.com/28tmaq.jpg)
She helps and supposedly likes Finn.
However, there is a rumor that she is a secret bad guy. A double agent.
I just came. Not because of this thread. If I was busy doing something else. Wanted to let you know that cum came out of my cock. It's all sticky now. Need to head to the grocery store and handle the fruit and veggies with my unwashed hands.
;D
Truthfully, Finn likes/liked Rey.
Pray_4_War is talking about Kelly Marie Tran.
(http://i68.tinypic.com/28tmaq.jpg)
She helps and supposedly likes Finn.
However, there is a rumor that she is a secret bad guy. A double agent.
Just nonsensical "Look at me! Look at me!" trolling ;D
Have fun....I'll ignore you now.
Imagine all the thought and energy and effort that a Star Wars nerd pours into all of this, now you know how a schmoe feels about bodybuilding
Imagine body builders on planets with less gravity. Bench 1000 pounds with ease.
Imagine if Mayor of Bodyboiling was a Star Wars fan... :D
The EPITOME!!!
haha no doubt MOS is sitting in teh first row clapping like crazy
Imagine body builders on planets with less gravity. Bench 1000 pounds with ease.
Great... more GURL POWER... an Asian midget too... I am not surprised.
Bwahahahahaha! You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Another brilliant move no doubt influenced by Kathleen Kennedy.
(http://img.cinemablend.com/cb/d/d/2/5/0/e/dd250ea599ef9ff7d85cc2cd91297fc92653207afa01210963f8c2b3000a534c.jpg)
Oh, and in case you were curious, the main character in the new Star Wars Battlefront game is some kind of brown-skinned female. Diversity, yay!
She's a Special Forces soldier. Ha ha ha!
(http://assets1.ignimgs.com/2017/04/15/swbfii-reveal-screenshot-3-1492279797862_1280w.png)
Luke will be big in this film.
Luke will be big in this film.
Yes but...........
From a recent interview here's what Mark Hamill told the Director Rian Johnson after reading the script to EP 8...
"I fundamentally disagree with virtually everything you've decided about my character"
The Force Tree?
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Some important books stored on the Force tree?
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I can see it now
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-17-2015/8e3bKw.gif)
Brutal Jew horseshit. This movie is yet another shit PC-diversity stew.
This cover is exactly why I can't watch this shit. What the fuck is this?
(http://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-the-last-jedi/vanityfair0003.jpg)
Who is the short fella on the right?
I think Hollywood (in addition to being ground zero for the SJW revolution) has gotten a little self conscious about cast nothing but attractive people for so many years.
What you are seeing now is like affirmative action for ugly actors. They are casting a bunch of disgusting chuds just so they can say "see, we're not shallow".
I liked it the old way.
(http://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-the-last-jedi/vanityfair0003.jpg)
Who is the short fella on the right?
Jackie Tran.
Just when I thought that cast couldn't get worse they add her. Just a bunch of boring, no-talent, fugly trolls.
Yeah. And I was trying for a play on words. Jackie Chan becomes a "woman"...Jackie Tran.
I failed again, huh? ;D
Have you noticed Hollywood inserting Asian actors into all sorts of shows and movies lately? pay attention to TV and you'll start to see the trend. Since movies are making big bucks in China now they want to quietly get the Asian quota up
This cover is exactly why I can't watch this shit. What the fuck is this?
(http://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-the-last-jedi/vanityfair0003.jpg)
This cover is exactly why I can't watch this shit. What the fuck is this?
(http://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-the-last-jedi/vanityfair0003.jpg)
Luke and Leia from Vanity Fair.
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Leia and Lieutenant Connix from Vanity Fair. She is Carrie's real-life daughter Billie Lourd.
(http://dorksideoftheforce.com/files/2017/05/VF-Fisher-with-Lourd.jpg)
Bwahahahahaha! You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Another brilliant move no doubt influenced by Kathleen Kennedy.
(http://img.cinemablend.com/cb/d/d/2/5/0/e/dd250ea599ef9ff7d85cc2cd91297fc92653207afa01210963f8c2b3000a534c.jpg)
Oh, and in case you were curious, the main character in the new Star Wars Battlefront game is some kind of brown-skinned female. Diversity, yay!
She's a Special Forces soldier. Ha ha ha!
(http://assets1.ignimgs.com/2017/04/15/swbfii-reveal-screenshot-3-1492279797862_1280w.png)
It is what it is. I am slowly making peace with this shit reality. Honestly it could be a lot worse.
She looks like a real warrior. Kylo Ren better look out. ::)
(http://img.cinemablend.com/cb/d/d/2/5/0/e/dd250ea599ef9ff7d85cc2cd91297fc92653207afa01210963f8c2b3000a534c.jpg)
I just hope Kylo Ren chops the head off ALL the rebels and jedis in the next movie.
Stop with that PC crap.
Female Jedi-lead characters, NigNog Stormtroopers etc...
What is the Galaxy going to?
Would be great to see K. Ren massacre some minorities.
This cover is exactly why I can't watch this shit. What the fuck is this?
(http://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-the-last-jedi/vanityfair0003.jpg)
(http://cdn3-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/star-wars-the-last-jedi/vanityfair0003.jpg)
I bet that Asian fistsherselfitself in the asshole while one of those two homos go full throttle straight into a trench run right in the other's exhaust port.
Star Trek is for phaggots. At least Star Wars used to be cool in the 70s and 80s.
No Ewok teddy bears in Star Trek.
No Ewok teddy bears in Star Trek.
D23 has sent a press release for Star Wars: The Last Jedi where it provides an official synopsis for the film:
“In Lucasfilm’s Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the Skywalker saga continues as the heroes of The Force Awakens join the galactic legends in an epic adventure that unlocks age-old mysteries of the Force and shocking revelations of the past.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi opens in U.S. theaters on December 15, 2017.”
red riding hood? wtf
Rogue One > JJ Abram's "Snore while Sleeping"
Rogue One was great. No argument there.
Then I'm afraid I must question your taste in film.
Five minutes in a rebel officer murders a civilian in cold blood.
If that isn't badass on a whole new level for Star Wars, what is?
I thought the villain (Krenic?) was forgettable and they could have done more with Don Yen's blind slant-eye half-Jedi. Otherwise really liked Rogue One.It is what it is
Star Wars: The Last Jedi Teaser Trailer #1
I bet that Asian fistsherselfitself in the asshole while one of those two homos go full throttle straight into a trench run right in the other's exhaust port.
Eighteen promotional pictures leaked out today.Uh, take a look at the bottom of Snoke's neck. Crop it out, and that would be a good thread.
Too many to put up.
View them here: https://imgur.com/a/6ridx (https://imgur.com/a/6ridx)
or here: https://ibb.co/album/n4E8dv (https://ibb.co/album/n4E8dv)
Click on them to enlarge. Note: May not stay up for long.
Here are two...
Supreme Leader Snoke in new Gold robes.
(https://image.ibb.co/dBMg75/Leaked_TLJ_Shots_1.png)
One of his Elite Praetorian Guards.
(https://image.ibb.co/jrw9uk/Leaked_TLJ_Shots_8.png)
Uh, take a look at the bottom of Snoke's neck. Crop it out, and that would be a good thread.
Found it.
(http://i67.tinypic.com/e96pte.jpg)
Shit dude. Luke goes dark? Now they've piqued my interest.
Shit dude. Luke goes dark? Now they've piqued my interest.
Shit dude. Luke goes dark? Now they've piqued my interest.
Even Luke realized how fucking annoying the chick was and wanted to get away.
Luke went to #TeamKyloRen instead i hope :D
Fuck that feminist chick and her Hebreic sidekick!
Also, there is a definite spoiler leak with Alamo Drafthouse Pint Glasses.
One has Luke with his... you know. 8)
WTF happened to his green Return of the Jedi lightsaber? >:( I'm feeling like they are going to fuck Luke's character up.
I mean, the key moment of the original trilogy is when Luke refused to go to the dark side in ROTJ. He threw his lightsaber down and told he Emperor "Fuck you, kill me".
Great, moreEwokser, uh....Porgs.
George Lucas sold the rights so Disney could re-do the same storylines with new PC characters. Wonder how he feels about that..he already had ALL the money.
Not saying I don't still enjoy the movies or whatever. But they better pull some big twists off in this one.
George Lucas sold the rights so Disney could re-do the same storylines with new PC characters. Wonder how he feels about that..he already had ALL the money.
Not saying I don't still enjoy the movies or whatever. But they better pull some big twists off in this one.
That's like asking the Sterling family what they think about V. Stiviano now and the extra $2.5 bil she added to their family trust.
George Lucas sold the rights so Disney could re-do the same storylines with new PC characters. Wonder how he feels about that..he already had ALL the money.Somehow i get the idea that he'll be ok with it
Not saying I don't still enjoy the movies or whatever. But they better pull some big twists off in this one.
This one pisses me off.
Confirmed: Lando Calrissian will not appear in Star Wars: The Last Jedi
He should be in one of these new films.
Hopefully, he will be in Episode IX.
http://ew.com/movies/2017/11/21/star-wars-the-last-jedi-lando-calrissian/ (http://ew.com/movies/2017/11/21/star-wars-the-last-jedi-lando-calrissian/)
luke is gonna come out as a faggit and introduce his black tranny boyfriend
imagine what the star wars franchise will be in a decade...
If they do Luke dirty like they did Han Solo I'm gonna start a riot in the theater.
Hamill performance is said to be earning raves.
And Luke is not going to die.
The problem is Leia.
What happened to Fisher has changed things.
doesnt matter who dies as long as darth vader lives
the whole movie should be about him, every movie
the rest are a bunch of faggits doin' Luke dirty
doesnt matter who dies as long as darth vader lives
the whole movie should be about him, every movie
the rest are a bunch of faggits
Dude,
Anakin/Vader has been dead for more than thirty years. :)
The soundtrack listing is out.
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The Last Jedi Official Soundtrack Listing
01. Main Title and Escape (7:26)
02. Ahch-To Island (4:23)
03. Revisiting Snoke (3:29)
04. The Supremacy (4:01)
05. Fun with Finn and Rose (2:34)
06. Old Friends (4:29)
07. The Rebellion is Reborn (4:00)
08. Lesson One (2:10)
09. Canto Bight (2:38)
10. Who Are You? (3:04)
11. The Fathiers (2:42)
12. The Cave (3:00)
13. The Sacred Jedi Texts (3:33)
14. A New Alliance (3:13)
15. "Chrome Dome" (2:03)
16. The Battle of Crait (6:48)
17. The Spark (3:36)
18. The Last Jedi (3:04)
19. Peace and Purpose (3:08)
20. Finale (8:28)
TOTAL: 77:49
Movie sounds shitty :-\
vader isnt in it is he? then whats the point?
spoiler alert...
Someone's in it who wasn't in episode 4 or 7 or rogue one. But was in 1,2,3,5, and 6.
Some cool throwbacks to the original trilogy...some good plot twists too
ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP???
Is Luke doin' the dirty on Rey???
Not gonna lie.. the obnoxious, fat Asian chick about ruined the entiremoviefranchise for me. EDIT: Also, with all this forced diversity, why are all the "bad guys" white males?
They're trying to send a message to the public.
:o :o
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/S-A-family-creates-massive-Star-Wars-Christmas-12424976.php (http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/S-A-family-creates-massive-Star-Wars-Christmas-12424976.php)
LOL! Some people... ;D
As for the latest installment in the franchise, I will see it but there will be parts I don't agree with. SJWs suck baboon butt.
I'm not going to go into detail yet because the movie just came out but I will say this.
The things in the movie that are good are really good, the things in the movie that are bad...are REALLY bad. 75% of this movie sucks and and there are parts of it that border on unwatchable.
In my opinion, giving Rian Johnson an entire new trilogy is a mistake. Chunks of this movie play out like bad fan fiction. The movie has a serious tone problem at times also.
(https://i.imgflip.com/215oeh.jpg)
I have just heard, not seen, yet.
But i am assuming the action-scenes are really good, but the plot-twists and character development and story-progression sucks ass?
My review in .jpg format so not to give away spoilers:
(http://i65.tinypic.com/o5oxzr.jpg)
An ode to what could have been...
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the obnoxious, fat Asian chick about ruined the entiremoviefranchise for me.
The contradictions are a huge problem.
Perfect example:
By now, everyone knows that Luke left ten years ago after losing Ben/Kylo to Snoke, his new padawans, and new Jedi Temple.
He goes in search of the first Jedi temple on Ahch-To.
But when Rey arrives, Luke doesn't want to train her. In fact, he has turned on the Jedi and the Force.
"It is time for the Jedi to end." - Luke
But then why go there? If you want to get away from the Jedi way, get away from the Force, why go live on the planet that has the first Jedi temple, the Force tree, and the ancient Jedi texts?
Go somewhere else. Go to some barren world in the outer regions where you will never be found.
It is such a huge blunder. This is how a movie script gets crippled.
Instead of making Luke continue as the legend he is by having him go to Ahch-To on a spiritual quest for knowledge and answers on how to deal with his nephew, Snoke, and The First Order, the script misses the obvious.
It completely changes Luke 180 degrees into this angry, bitter, sullen curmudgeon that just up and decides that he doesn't care about the fate of the galaxy anymore. A galaxy that still has his sister and many of his old friends caught up in the middle of another galactic civil war.
Is it any wonder why Hamill was unhappy with the script and direction of his character? Hamill may not be a writer, but he has lived with the character for forty years.
I know that if I were writing the script, I'd want to talk to him. I may not take his input, but I would want to hear his thoughts to be sure. Fisher's too.
It's just commonsense.
Rian Johnson fecked up.
The more i think about the movie, the more frustrated i get. pure stupidity. pure sjw propaganda.
ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP???
Is Luke doin' the dirty on Rey???
The contradictions are a huge problem.
Perfect example:
By now, everyone knows that Luke left ten years ago after losing Ben/Kylo to Snoke, his new padawans, and new Jedi Temple.
He goes in search of the first Jedi temple on Ahch-To.
But when Rey arrives, Luke doesn't want to train her. In fact, he has turned on the Jedi and the Force.
"It is time for the Jedi to end." - Luke
But then why go there? If you want to get away from the Jedi way, get away from the Force, why go live on the planet that has the first Jedi temple, the Force tree, and the ancient Jedi texts?
Go somewhere else. Go to some barren world in the outer regions where you will never be found.
It is such a huge blunder. This is how a movie script gets crippled.
Instead of making Luke continue as the legend he is by having him go to Ahch-To on a spiritual quest for knowledge and answers on how to deal with his nephew, Snoke, and The First Order, the script misses the obvious.
It completely changes Luke 180 degrees into this angry, bitter, sullen curmudgeon that just up and decides that he doesn't care about the fate of the galaxy anymore. A galaxy that still has his sister and many of his old friends caught up in the middle of another galactic civil war.
Is it any wonder why Hamill was unhappy with the script and direction of his character? Hamill may not be a writer, but he has lived with the character for forty years.
I know that if I were writing the script, I'd want to talk to him. I may not take his input, but I would want to hear his thoughts to be sure. Fisher's too.
It's just commonsense.
He went there because, despite significance of the location, it was almost impossible to find.
Plus the food was good.
Luke's bitterness was due to feeling the responsibility for the current state of state. He made some good points about the jedi.
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I went to the prequels in the 90s. People clapped after those movies. This one was like a funeral procession at the let out.
MOS review of The Last Jedi:
Ok, it sucked and I hate it and hope Rian Johnson's new trilogy is NEVER made.
Guys, I've never seen any of the StarWars movies, can you guys recommend how to go about watching these, I mean in terms of order. I want to see what I've been missing out on, but want to do this the right way. Thanks!
The Last Jedi gives me All new appreciation for the prequels.
Thankfully George Lucas gave us epic Jedi action in those.
Well hope you endorsers of The Last Jedi enjoy the continued saga of the new Disney princess Rey "Mary Sue" Nobody LOL.
Guys, I've never seen any of the StarWars movies, can you guys recommend how to go about watching these, I mean in terms of order. I want to see what I've been missing out on, but want to do this the right way. Thanks!
4, 5, 6..........and then stop........forever.Alright thanks for the info, a friend of mine on the ship, works in the Tech Department, gave me an external hard drive with like 700 movies on there, and all of the StarWars movies are there as well, I figured I'd try to see what these are all about but wanted to tackle this project the right way.
Alright thanks for the info, a friend of mine on the ship, works in the Tech Department, gave me an external hard drive with like 700 movies on there, and all of the StarWars movies are there as well, I figured I'd try to see what these are all about but wanted to tackle this project the right way.
Alright thanks for the info, a friend of mine on the ship, works in the Tech Department, gave me an external hard drive with like 700 movies on there, and all of the StarWars movies are there as well, I figured I'd try to see what these are all about but wanted to tackle this project the right way.
4-5-6-1-2-3 Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
Did they do Luke dirty though?
Lots of movies to watch when you're on that boat.It's going to take a lot of work, i can get through about 15-20 minutes a night before I pass out. It took me almost 2 weeks to watch The 40 Year Old Virgin. ;D
Hopefully you can tackle the project without too much stress and/or injury.
Holy shit dude, shots fired, lol. Do yourselves a favor and watch this.
Holy shit dude, shots fired, lol. Do yourselves a favor and watch this.
GRAPE, Why in this order 4-5-6-1-2-3?
I only saw the first one/ Are you saying that there is a historical 'background' to the original episode?
I went to the prequels in the 90s. People clapped after those movies. This one was like a funeral procession at the let out.the Prequels(especially Episode 1)were like cartoon movies,like watching Mickey Mouse.The only thing I liked about them were the lightsaber fights.The sequels may not be ideal but are much better.
Guys, I've never seen any of the StarWars movies, can you guys recommend how to go about watching these, I mean in terms of order. I want to see what I've been missing out on, but want to do this the right way. Thanks!Start with 4,then 5 and 6. Those are the real classics. You can skip the rest.
the Prequels(especially Episode 1)were like cartoon movies,like watching Mickey Mouse.The only thing I liked about them were the lightsaber fights.The sequels may not be ideal but are much better.
the Prequels(especially Episode 1)were like cartoon movies,like watching Mickey Mouse.The only thing I liked about them were the lightsaber fights.The sequels may not be ideal but are much better.
the Prequels(especially Episode 1)were like cartoon movies,like watching Mickey Mouse.The only thing I liked about them were the lightsaber fights.The sequels may not be ideal but are much better.
Yes. Most of the acting was pathetic, maybe except for Liam Neeson.
I just wanted Luke Skywalker to be awesome with his green lightsaber, exhibit cool new force abilities, while being an awesome mentor for Rey and reuniting with Leia and confronting Snoke, Kylo and the Knights of Ren. I wanted to see him command the scene and go all out.
What this dude is talking about is fine about white guys, but LOL I just wanted awesome Jedi action from a movie called The Last Jedi featuring Master Jedi Luke Skywalker.
Instead I got "get off my lawn kids" Luke Skywalker with no lightsaber and then some walrus milking followed by the worst, revealed demonstration of Jedi power I've ever seen followed by fade to black.
Jedi face stuff head on with courage and strength. This was just garbage and I hate it and so did Mark Hamil, but he got a check so whatever LOL.
If you're a casual SW fan you'll enjoy this movie and will also be the unfortunate reason this crap continues.
They got Luke's character all wrong. I feel like this movie was a fuck you to men(especially white men) a fuck you to the original trilogy and a fuck you to the people like me that love the original trilogy.
I like Rey even though she is a Mary Sue, I understand they have to turn the franchise over to new characters. It wouldn't have taken much to make me happy. Instead I got a fuck you. They wiped their ass with Luke Skywalker and that I do not forgive.
If they think I'm paying to see Episode 9 or that dumb ass Han Solo movie after this they are out of their fucking minds. There is a lot of things I've had to walk away from the last few years and Star Wars is another one of them.
Ewan Mcgregor was perfect in those.
One of the few bright spots outside of Darth Maul fight / Kenobi-Anakin final battle.
Sign the petition to remove Last Jedi and re-make Episode VIII properly to redeem Luke Skywalker's legacy, integrity, and character.
https://movieweb.com/star-wars-fan-petition-last-jedi-removed-from-canon/ (https://movieweb.com/star-wars-fan-petition-last-jedi-removed-from-canon/)
https://www.change.org/p/the-walt-disney-company-have-disney-strike-star-wars-episode-viii-from-the-official-canon (https://www.change.org/p/the-walt-disney-company-have-disney-strike-star-wars-episode-viii-from-the-official-canon)
All the Last Jedi did was to shit on Luke , men in general and promote feminism , diversity, niggnoggery and interracial relationships.
Last thing we need is a 'Nuther Mall Brawl.
And the casino-scene was the worst scene in any star wars-movie, even the gungans were better.
Yes, no question.
Fuck Rian Johnson. Fucking phaggot.
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Mark Hamill was opposed to the way his character was being portrayed, yet he still agreed to appear in this movie. It's Hamill's fault too.
They got Luke's character all wrong. I feel like this movie was a fuck you to men(especially white men) a fuck you to the original trilogy and a fuck you to the people like me that love the original trilogy.
I like Rey even though she is a Mary Sue, I understand they have to turn the franchise over to new characters. It wouldn't have taken much to make me happy. Instead I got a fuck you. They wiped their ass with Luke Skywalker and that I do not forgive.
If they think I'm paying to see Episode 9 or that dumb ass Han Solo movie after this they are out of their fucking minds. There is a lot of things I've had to walk away from the last few years and Star Wars is another one of them.
Mark Hamill was opposed to the way his character was being portrayed, yet he still agreed to appear in this movie. It's Hamill's fault too.
I grew up with 4,5 and 6.
Depends on your age. I'll bet you are too young to have seen 4/5/6 before the prequels. This new movie was an ADHD mess.
How are they better? Better storylines? Better characters? How?Closer to the original episodes,less CGI,not overdone on stupid,"comic"aliens like the prequels. The cartoons that were the prequels just ruined the franchise.
yes, as of this moment I have no interest in episode 9 because of the Luke Skywalker treatment
Finally saw it today. The movie was not great, but not as bad a some of the reviews I've read.
The girl power stuff was definitely a factor and overwhelming at times. The Rose character was ridiculous and not necessary at all. The woman admiral who took over the rebel command reminded me of a Gloria Steinem fem-Nazi. Her character was not necessary either. The movie had too much filler and was about 30 minutes too long. The pacing was bad, but it got better as it went. The entire casino scene was really horrible.
I don't think they ruined Luke Skywalker, but they diminished him severely. He should've been much more powerful by this point. The stand off between him and Kylo was interesting, but it could've been so much better.
Snoke was very underwhelming and disappointing. He never gave me that sense of dread that Vader or the emperor did. They never explained who he was or where he came from. I wanted to see him do more than force-fling Rey around the room.
The code breaker character was not necessary at all.
Most of the light saber duals were underwhelming.
I kept waiting for the big reveal about who Rey's parents were. When Kylo said it, I was like "that's it?" Dumb.
Overall rating: 6/10. I thought Rogue One was a better movie.
Finally saw it today. The movie was not great, but not as bad a some of the reviews I've read.
The girl power stuff was definitely a factor and overwhelming at times. The Rose character was ridiculous and not necessary at all. The woman admiral who took over the rebel command reminded me of a Gloria Steinem fem-Nazi. Her character was not necessary either. The movie had too much filler and was about 30 minutes too long. The pacing was bad, but it got better as it went. The entire casino scene was really horrible.
I don't think they ruined Luke Skywalker, but they diminished him severely. He should've been much more powerful by this point. The stand off between him and Kylo was interesting, but it could've been so much better.
Snoke was very underwhelming and disappointing. He never gave me that sense of dread that Vader or the emperor did. They never explained who he was or where he came from. I wanted to see him do more than force-fling Rey around the room.
The code breaker character was not necessary at all.
Most of the light saber duals were underwhelming.
I kept waiting for the big reveal about who Rey's parents were. When Kylo said it, I was like "that's it?" Dumb.
Overall rating: 6/10. I thought Rogue One was a better movie.
For all you Old Trilogy nuthuggers..
Read on..
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http://geekyreporter.com/2017/12/19/the-last-jedi-rian-johnson-responds-to-fans-criticism/ (http://geekyreporter.com/2017/12/19/the-last-jedi-rian-johnson-responds-to-fans-criticism/)
Disney laughing all the way to the bank $$
Right now, it's impossible for Star Wars not to make money regardless of whether the movies are good or bad. Star Wars has a built in audience of insanely passionate fans that were there long before Disney was involved. Star Wars is iconic and people fucking love it. The force, Jedi, lightsabers, space battles, etc. The Star Wars brand has a tremendous amount of fan capitol and good will built into it. Disney knows that, and that's why they paid whatever billion dollars for the franchise. It's a license to print money and that is the root of their hubris.
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This is getting interesting.
93% positive critics rotten tomotoes.
But audience reaction almost down to 50%.
From what I've seen, generally, the fans like movies more than the critics.
Now, Star Wars fans are more passionate and vested, so that's a part of it, but a disparity this large is telling.
More social justice nonsense. From puttingthe male egoPo in his place...to elderly women in charge one of which literally hasa pussy hat onpurple hair...to commie class warfare in the casino...jeez Disney I've sipped champagne on a cruise am I a terrible person too? Luke was cucked literally drinking milk from a breast (subtle Disney subtle), Rey requires no training in the force despite 6 movies literally focused on Jedi trainingbut those were men and Rey is an all powerful woman, fat Rose thrown in to appease the Chinesemoneymarket, Lea can survive the vacuum of space suddenly, Ackbar disposed of with no respect, two years of Snoke origin speculation discarded...cause we all know Sith lords grow on trees...capital ships that run out of gas...first order Tie fighters that dont go out and destroy the fleeing ship shields.
And of course the very subtle 'RESISTANCE' in capital letters in the opening scrawl. Nah....no SJW symbolism there. Those poor huddled diversifiedimmigrantsresistance fighters at the end standing alone againstTrumpthe First Order.
Absolute garbage.
Funny enough, the only realistic character was Benito Mussolini Benicio del Toro's character :D
..jeez Disney I've sipped champagne on a cruise am I a terrible person too?
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the horribly lame "broom kid" scene. I fucking hate this movie.
The original Trilogy was timeless. This movie is very contemporary. The millennial humor and the class warfare are two good examples.
Little fat Rose might as well have had an Antifa t-shirt on. The purple haired Admiral Dildo might as well have be wearing a pussy hat.
And what the fuck is with these kind of movies relentlessly hammering us with the word Hope.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the horribly lame "broom kid" scene. I fucking hate this movie.
The original Trilogy was timeless. This movie is very contemporary. The millennial humor and the class warfare are two good examples.
Little fat Rose might as well have had an Antifa t-shirt on. The purple haired Admiral Dildo might as well have be wearing a pussy hat.
And what the fuck is with these kind of movies relentlessly hammering us with the word Hope.
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Hope and change! Sound familiar?
Where were the Knights of Ren we've been hearing about?snoke's praetorian guards are dead, the knights of ren will be kylo's
Not only did this movie lay waste to the original trilogy, it also ignored much of what The Force Awakens did. For better or worse.
snoke's praetorian guards are dead, the knights of ren will be kylo's
Probably, but 2 of the 3 movies are over so if the Knights of Ren are going to appear they better get on with it. It's a little odd to hear about them and never see them. Just like being told how powerful and important Snoke is, only to barely see him in the first movie and then he immediately gets gaffed in the second.
Rian Johnson scrapped most of what they had set up in The Force Awakens and made a completely different movie. His new definition of a Trilogy is 3 separate movies that have almost nothing to do with each other. It's just bad writing if you ask me. You never get time to care about the characters.
Sloppy story telling.
LOL yes, Force Awakens did a great build up of many things and added a lot of things they could have worked with and developed further in the trilogy, which all melted down thanks to Rian Johnson.
Knights of Ren, Snoke, Phasma, Rey's origin, the upcoming Luke and Rey's trainingmontage a la Empire (great cliffhander in Force Awakens) etc etc
All went to shit :D
Instead he added a Casino-scene clanking down on the rich and fortunate, put down even more white males (Poe getting shit on) and promoted even more Feminism (female leaders like Hondo etc) as well as promoting even more diversity and interracial relationships with fat rose and neegul.
The female character i liked (Phasma) even got shit on.
"Phasma will definitely get more scenes and action in The Last Jedi". lol
That Liberal Cuck sure ain't no Arrogant Brit Douchebag!
LOL yes, Force Awakens did a great build up of many things and added a lot of things they could have worked with and developed further in the trilogy, which all melted down thanks to Rian Johnson.
Knights of Ren, Snoke, Phasma, Rey's origin, the upcoming Luke and Rey's trainingmontage a la Empire (great cliffhander in Force Awakens) etc etc
All went to shit :D
Instead he added a Casino-scene clanking down on the rich and fortunate, put down even more white males (Poe getting shit on) and promoted even more Feminism (female leaders like Hondo etc) as well as promoting even more diversity and interracial relationships with fat rose and neegul.
The female character i liked (Phasma) even got shit on.
"Phasma will definitely get more scenes and action in The Last Jedi". lol
That Liberal Cuck sure ain't no Arrogant Brit Douchebag!
Thankfully I only watched it online, would never pay money to watch this dog shit. It would take 50 hours to discuss all the horrid slag about this cheesedick excuse for a movie.
It's so fukkin' bad, it actually makes me appreciate the damn prequels for crying out loud.
The Farce is strong a Disney. Walt was a conservative Republican and would be spinning if that were at all possible.
Fuck what Disney is becoming.
All great points. Character development was practically non-existent. Kylo did have some though.
When I saw how this liberal cuck director spelled his name "Rian", I knew the movie was in trouble.
Kylo is some kind of fucked up Vader knockoff. He's the worst and weakest part of the trilogy
GENDER WARS - THE LAST SNOWFLAKE
GENDER WARS - THE LAST SNOWFLAKE
Ben wakes up and saw Luke making the retardedly out of character attempt to murder his nephew in his sleep
> Ben, a small child, conveniently renders Jedi Master Luke unconscious
> Ben doesn’t kill unconscious Luke - though he obsesses over doing so for the rest of the series - but instead kills his fellow students (???)
> somehow (???) ends up with Snoke (who they couldn’t be bothered to even try to flesh out)
> Luke decides “oh well” and abandons everyone and goes off to die alone (this is just pathetically bad writing)
> let’s billions if not trillions die as a result of his mess, makes no effort to help
> leaves a map with R2, but is mad when someone finds him
> wants the Jedi to end, but babysits the Jedi temple
> sees Chewie and gives him a hug and then never speaks to him again, as if they weren’t great friends
> Rey finds out he pulled a lightsaber on Kylo, immediately pulls a lightsaber on Luke like a hypocrite and he trips over his feet like a homo
> makes no effort to redeem Kylo even though he’s he far more conflicted than Vader was, refuses to kill his mom, cares for Rey, etc. He’s just irredeemable because the plot calls for it
> force skypes himself to the final fight, doesn’t tell anyone to run, they only escape because of a series of poorly written contrivances
> brushes dirt off his shoulder, Neo bullet time
> dies from the effort of force skype
> his final words before dying without fixing any of his mess: “See you around, kid”
And then everyone literally just leaves out the back and flies away like a bad Loony Tunes gag
Disney is bracing themselves for the Han Solo movie to bomb. They were worried about it before all The Last Jedi controversy, but now they’re essentially writing Solo off. The lead actor, Alden Ehrenreich, can’t act, and they had a dialogue coach on hand for all of his scenes. On top of that, the script is unworkable. It’s going to be a car crash.
No idea if this is a valid source but it's being reported that Disney is expecting the Han Solo movie to bomb. Sounds like the truth but time will tell.
http://www.screengeek.net/2017/12/24/disney-expects-solo-a-star-wars-story-to-bomb/QuoteDisney is bracing themselves for the Han Solo movie to bomb. They were worried about it before all The Last Jedi controversy, but now they’re essentially writing Solo off. The lead actor, Alden Ehrenreich, can’t act, and they had a dialogue coach on hand for all of his scenes. On top of that, the script is unworkable. It’s going to be a car crash.
Willl still make 1/2 billion worldwide in its first week.
As I said. The fat fucking Asian ruined the entire series.
Willl still make 1/2 billion worldwide in its first week.
As I said. The fat fucking Asian ruined the entire series.
The "Star Wars" intellectual property is a license to print money. You can make a garbage movie and people will still flock to see it because of lightsabers and shit.
It will take Disney a while to piss off all the rabid fans and chase them away. I think that process has started but it's not going to matter for several years.
Looking forward to Han Solo tanking and Kathleen Kennedy getting fired. Might be a pipe dream but I'm holding out hope.
;D ;D
http://www.screengeek.net/2017/12/23/why-its-time-for-your-star-wars-to-end/ (http://www.screengeek.net/2017/12/23/why-its-time-for-your-star-wars-to-end/)
;D ;D
http://www.screengeek.net/2017/12/23/why-its-time-for-your-star-wars-to-end/ (http://www.screengeek.net/2017/12/23/why-its-time-for-your-star-wars-to-end/)
Rian Johnson should be banned from making movies.
What a liberal cuntt.
...and Rey's head looks a lot fatter than when they took the promotional photos for The Force Awakens. She's been gaining ever since. Gonna look like Rosie O'Donnell by the time episode 9 hits.
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Another " wonder woman" movie :-\
Wonder Woman was great compared to this rubbish.
EVERYTHING is forced down our throats in the Last Fegget, diversity, interracial relationships, putting white men down, promoting strong women, destroying characters of old etc
I'd rather watch Jar Jar Binks jumpin' n jivin' and tootin' n hollerin' for 3 hours while Watto the Toydarian tries to swindle Nute Gunray by selling him overpriced cargo of sushi.
Watto gotta make that shekel!, and as he then starts counting all that shekel while Nute Gunray engorges himself in payloads of sushi whilst driving his ship poorly, a legion of sandpeople attacks every village with their terroristattacks.
THAT's how you make a diverse movie!
Sadly, after watching it, I tend to agree - instead of making a really good film, which they could of, it was more of badly written plot with more regard to making sure things are equal vs a true good story.
Killing Smoke like that was sad - he controls hundreds, yet can't control two - seriously?
And yes, as for when they slice the ship in half, yet only a few are left - of course with breathable air since space does not matter.... come on...
Plotholes of peace due to feminism and diversity director Rian Johnson!
Everything JJ created in Force Awakens Rian shuts down! Every fucking build-up is shut down thanks to feminism and diversity!
The Map Luke sent so someone could find him? Well, when Rey finally gets there and hands him the saber, he says he went there to die?
Then why even send a map?
Why not reveal the plan instead of having to put Poe in place and then face a mutiny? Pointless.
The buildup of Rey and her origin-story (who is she? Who is her parents?) SHUT DOWN
Kylo Ren and the Knights of Ren (who are they?) SHUT DOWN
Captain Phasma? SHUT DOWN
Luke training Rey in an epic montage? SHUT DOWN. Rey becomes fully learned in a day mastering the saber by herself.
Origin of Snoke? SHUT DOWN
Instead we get a film promoting feminism, shutting down white men, sending the message that being rich is bad, slavery is bad and promoting diverse relationships (wtf falling in love after a few days?)
And if Luke is gonna smergaggle, why not have him fly there anyway instead of doing the dat dere from ATCHOOOO
Everything in Last Jedi was pointless, especially the pursuit of ships and the codecracking detour of Peace.
What a shitfest of liberal plotholes.
Is JJ able to repair all that shit and all the damage done by Rian in Ep 9?
JJ Abe
"And here i was planning for Snoke and Luke to have an integral part in Ep 9..."
//JJ Abe
At least we get to sell alot of Porg-toys.
I had to laugh at the YouTube video where they mentioned how the fat Asian and negranoid saved the race horses but left the slave children behind. How noble. Haha.
...and Rey's head looks a lot fatter than when they took the promotional photos for The Force Awakens. She's been gaining ever since. Gonna look like Rosie O'Donnell by the time episode 9 hits.
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Leaked sex scene from episode ix
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Leaked sex scene from episode ix
Somehow, someway, I managed to avoid seeing this Social Justus Warrior pile of bantha fodder again. FTN of Disney.
I havent seen or considered seeing any of the recent SW films. Hollywood necromancing to cash the easy nostalgia check... It has almost become a joke.
Rogue One was great.
Rogue One was great.
It's funny, after some thinking about it, I'm starting to be a bit disenchanted by it too.
Things I like:
Love how the intro never changes after 40 years...still get the nostalgia feeling on that
I watched in a 4d theater - so the shots / effects of the battles are great
Klyo Ren is a good character and well acted. Critques are he's not a Vader clone but he's not supposed to be.
Things I didn't:
Plot holes galore
Finn / Rose storyline was dumb. Finn sucks. How did they survive that explosion that wiped out everyone? Because they were lying down?
Po's actions made no sense
Snoke wasted (appears to be at least. Was hoping he'd be Darth Plagueis).
Other stuff:
I guess I can accept Rey's abilities if she is supposedly stronger with the force than anyone ever
Would have been cool if Luke did show up, and just laid them all to waste, as Vader would have. Show the true power of the masters.
More later....maybe.
Best things with the Prequels were Liam Neeson as Qui Gon Jinn, Ewan as Obi Wan Kenobi and Ray Park (a real martial artist) as Darth Maul.
Not just the choice of actors, but also the characters, and their fight was a breath of fresh air compared to Vader and Bens geriatric fight in Ep 6.
There's always some comic relief in the star wars-movies though (just to sell toys), be it Ewoks, Jar Jar Hebrew or Porgs.
This is getting interesting.
93% positive critics rotten tomotoes.
But audience reaction almost down to 50%.
From what I've seen, generally, the fans like movies more than the critics.
Now, Star Wars fans are more passionate and vested, so that's a part of it, but a disparity this large is telling.
I read that these ratings were artificially deflated due to intervention by an alt-right group of getbiggers:
http://comicbook.com/starwars/2017/12/23/star-wars-the-last-jedi-rotten-tomatoes-alt-right/
I read that these ratings were artificially deflated due to intervention by an alt-right group of getbiggers:
http://comicbook.com/starwars/2017/12/23/star-wars-the-last-jedi-rotten-tomatoes-alt-right/
It’s turned into a sci-fi remake of the Wizard of Oz. Rey being dorthy and the neegranoid as the scarecrow , the wetback as the tin man and the fat Asian as the cowardly lion. Kylo is the wicked witch witch and Yoda is the good witch. The munchkins are the cute little characters. Toto was BB8 who faught off the witch, cute but with a bite. The wizard who ended up being the fraud but stepped up at the end was Luke. They all had to get to the emerald city which in this case was the crystal salt planet.
he isn't even good enough for that role. who the fuck at disney came up with his weak ass character? is his character from one of the star wars books?
I read that these ratings were artificially deflated due to intervention by an alt-right group of getbiggers:
http://comicbook.com/starwars/2017/12/23/star-wars-the-last-jedi-rotten-tomatoes-alt-right/
Kevin Smith gives his review. Warning, it's a long one.
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Stopped watching when he praised Rian the fag.
Kevin Smith gives his review. Warning, it's a long one.
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I love Kevin but he's too much of a Star Wars fanboy to admit that some of this shit sucks. Plus, he knows some of the people involved......and he's a liberal pothead.
He's still plugged in to the Matrix. I did watch his long ass review though.
I love Kevin but he's too much of a Star Wars fanboy to admit that some of this shit sucks. Plus, he knows some of the people involved......and he's a liberal pothead.I got 10 minutes in...at least he admits to being a fanboy.
He's still plugged in to the Matrix. I did watch his long ass review though.
Who did you hate more in the Last Jedi, the short, fat token asian....or the kunty condescending Admiral of women's studies?
Who did you hate more in the Last Jedi, the short, fat token asian....or the kunty condescending Admiral of women's studies?
Both are horrid, but they are actually tolerable compared to what they did to Luke's character. What a fucking abomination.
After I saw the movie I thought it was badly done, but I didn't think it was horrible. However, after I had several days to digest it I realized what a huge piece of shit it was and how awful Rian Johnson is.
JJ Abrams had better pull off a miracle with the next movie. I really cannot imagine anything being worse than Last Jedi.
What's hilarious in it's own way is that the liberal cuck Rian shut down every idea that JJ introduced and worked on building up in EP 7! LOL
Knights of Ren, Snoke, Rey's Origin-Story etc ALL shut down in Ep 8! :D
Finally saw it yesterday in an Imax theater.
Lucky for me I could just sit back and enjoy it instead of going crazy about it like everyone else.
Some of it was corny like Princess Leia not dying but I still really enjoyed it.
Worst part was the theater I saw it at had the old seats that weren't lounge chairs or had trays for the food.
And worse I was hungover and looking forward to a large fountain soda and they only had Pepsi in a bottle >:(
Finally saw it yesterday in an Imax theater.
Lucky for me I could just sit back and enjoy it instead of going crazy about it like everyone else.
Some of it was corny like Princess Leia not dying but I still really enjoyed it.
Worst part was the theater I saw it at had the old seats that weren't lounge chairs or had trays for the food.
And worse I was hungover and looking forward to a large fountain soda and they only had Pepsi in a bottle >:(
They are both terrible in their own way, especially since they both represent their part in the agenda. (they are part of the whole multi-cultural interracial feminist agenda)
Combine what they represent with the fate of Luke Skywalker (and what he represents, the white man getting put down) and you get the full picture of their agenda.
Disgraceful.
To date, only one person I know among all my family and friends that have seen this Snuff-WhiteMen film have liked it. That is 1 person in (counting now...) 15 (I think) that thought it was good and *SNICKER* thought Luke was treated well and still the MAN.
FTN.
Rogue One should have been the last film made. It was very good and everyone in it had the decency to die at the end, even the Droid.
Rogue One was great.
I thought Rogue One was a shitty, nonsensical movie starring a multi-cultural snoozefest of talentless, uninteresting actors. Darth Vader was doing dad jokes in this movie. I fucking hated it.
...but compared to Episode 8, Rogue One is Saving Private Ryan.
After I saw the movie I thought it was badly done, but I didn't think it was horrible. However, after I had several days to digest it I realized what a huge piece of shit it was and how awful Rian Johnson is.
JJ Abrams had better pull off a miracle with the next movie. I really cannot imagine anything being worse than Last Jedi.
The new Star Wars are targeted to the children 6-12 who no longer have gender identities. Us old farts need to stop watching this shit.
Disney knows something we don't.
I doubt it. They don't know jackshit about Star Wars.
They mistakenly thought they could slap that label on everything, every year, and it will automatically sell. The last Jedi was overtaken by Jumanji at the box office after 2 weeks of being released (On a holiday as well...). People used to go see SW's movies multiple times in theaters to pick up on all the nuances so they could formulate what could possible happen in future movies. even though the phantom menace was a slow piece of garbage, the Darth Maul scenes were the payoff. Now...
Box Office: 'Jumanji' Overtakes 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' on New Year's Day
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-jumanji-overtakes-star-wars-last-jedi-new-years-day-1070976 (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-jumanji-overtakes-star-wars-last-jedi-new-years-day-1070976)
Phantom Menace Box Office History: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=weekly&id=starwars.htm (http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=weekly&id=starwars.htm)
The Last Jedi Box Office History: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=weekly&id=starwars8.htm (http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=weekly&id=starwars8.htm)
Oh boy....
‘Star Wars' Toy Sales Fall in 2017 as Movie-Tie Fatigue Sets In
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-18/-star-wars-toy-sales-fall-in-2017-as-movie-tie-fatigue-sets-in (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-18/-star-wars-toy-sales-fall-in-2017-as-movie-tie-fatigue-sets-in)
Now toymakers’ big bets on movie tie-ins look downright bleak. Playthings based on the “Star Wars” saga -- the franchise that kicked off the whole phenomenon four decades ago -- were down in 2017 despite a new film, “Star Wars: The Last Jedi,” in December during the all-important holiday-shopping season.
Call it “Star Wars” burnout, or better yet “movie fatigue,” said Gerrick Johnson, an analyst for BMO Capital Markets. Hollywood and toymakers have fixated on toy-friendly films at a time when kids are increasingly turning to YouTube, Netflix and social media for entertainment.
After a decade without a “Star Wars” film, Disney has released three movies since December 2015, and another one is coming in May. The latest installment, “The Last Jedi,” didn’t include many new memorable characters beyond those introduced in the preceding film, Johnson said. That left fans looking for newness elsewhere this year, leading to weaker results than expected, he said.
U.S. sales of the brand’s toys slowed in late 2017, Drew Crum, an analyst for Stifel Nicolaus & Co., wrote in a note to clients last week. This was despite “Last Jedi” being the top-grossing film released in the U.S. last year at $596 million.
Adult collectors, who grew up with the brand, are still buying a lot of merchandise when the toys come out, but demand dies down afterward, according to Johnson.
That doesn’t bode well for Hasbro Inc., which has the main “Star Wars” toy partnership, or Jakks Pacific Inc., which has a secondary license. Jakks said it couldn’t comment on “Star Wars” sales, but that merchandise tied to “Moana,” another Disney film, “remains very strong.” Hasbro declined to comment.
The “Star Wars” performance could hinder Disney’s bid to revive growth at its consumer products division, where sales fell 13 percent to $4.83 billion for the fiscal year that ended Sept. 30.
It's much worse than this article suggests.
Go into the toy section at any of these stores... there are shelves and shelves of these SW toys. Nothing is selling. The cost of these toys is way too high. $150 for a Millennium Falcon? $250 for a Walker?
Pure greed.
Yes, I went into Toys'R'Us (another discussion for another day) after x-mas to get my nephew a birthday gift and ventured over to the LEGO section. The going price rate for those Star wars items has skyrocketed 500%+ since I was a kid. absolutely insane.
See this $23.00, 87-piece set; the thing is tiny:
https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Resistance-X-Wing-Fighter-75125/dp/B019IR53CU/ref=sr_1_8?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1516281099&sr=1-8&keywords=star+wars+lego (https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Resistance-X-Wing-Fighter-75125/dp/B019IR53CU/ref=sr_1_8?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1516281099&sr=1-8&keywords=star+wars+lego)
oh no no no....
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=628489.0;attach=755349)
oh no no no....
Good. This is what happens when leftist ideologies, social justice and feminism gets forced down everyone's throats. Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy should never be allowed to make movies ever again. JJ Abrams is stuck now, he's going down with the ship.
oh no no no....
You're too liberal and open-minded Calvin! :D
Sitting there , watching the movie , enjoying your soda without seeing any political message or agenda at all! :D
I wish i could have your mindset in this current state of society.
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...and Rey's head looks a lot fatter than when they took the promotional photos for The Force Awakens. She's been gaining ever since. Gonna look like Rosie O'Donnell by the time episode 9 hits.
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Oh shit, I told you guys. What the fuck? Hahaha.
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WTF? Off-season bulking...fuglying?
She was out in public, literally at fucking Disneyland where pictures of her are plastered all over the place. Bet nobody recognized her. Hahaha.
I don't know when this picture was taken but it was probably 2016 or 2017. She's on her way to Nicole Eggert-ville.
Nobody would recognize that.
The fuck is that sloppy outfit she's wearing?
Did she gamble away all her Star Wars money? What is going on? lol.
its a romper,
Oh shit, I told you guys. What the fuck? Hahaha.Like I've said, strip away the tinsel of Hollywierd and you'll find the real tinsel underneath. Damn. Who knew tinsel was so fat and fugly?
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Oh shit, I told you guys. What the fuck? Hahaha.
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best line ever in star wars:
Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.
Just watched it.
Did not feel like a Star Wars film, don't know where to even begin on what was wrong with it, but on its own it was a below average film with a terrible script with plot holes and a countless string of coincidences and boring action scenes.
The 'jokes' in the beginning were just disrespectful to the series and they made the First Order look like comical caricatures of the Empire. In the originals they came across as credible and a real threat, even in Rogue One.
Also, Leia's 'superman' scene where she travels through space was completely out of place and almost laughable if not for it contributing even more to the destroying of the Star Wars heritage.
The film also felt forced, especially with its clear message, the Rebellion being comprised of almost only women in the leadership and every enemy being a white male. This could have not been an issue if the characters were credible and it was a good film with a decent story but it is none of these.
Fat Gook Bitch may get a larger role in next episode! YAAAAASSSSSSS QUEEEEEEN!
Bwahahaha! Doubling down on stupid. Not seeing Solo, Not seeing Episode 9.
Fuck Star Wars for life.
Our movies aren't garbage! Our fans are the ones who are disappointing! Go see our movies goyim!
Our movies aren't garbage! Our fans are the ones who are disappointing! Go see our movies goyim!
The "Star Wars" intellectual property is a license to print money. You can make a garbage movie and people will still flock to see it because of lightsabers and shit.
It will take Disney a while to piss off all the rabid fans and chase them away. I think that process has started but it's not going to matter for several years.
Looking forward to Han Solo tanking and Kathleen Kennedy getting fired. Might be a pipe dream but I'm holding out hope.
She was out in public, literally at fucking Disneyland where pictures of her are plastered all over the place. Bet nobody recognized her. Hahaha.
I’ve tried to watch the last wars about 4-5 time now and I can’t get past half of it. It’s so fucking shitty. Just a jumbled mess of shit. The actress who plays Rey is so unlikeable. Just horrible shit. Maybe they can redo the last three and do it right.
Rey was a total Mary Sue, also forced "love story" between an Asian and a Black, totally unnecessary
Yes but the actress was annoying.