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Title: ESF Update
Post by: AbrahamG on December 06, 2017, 04:04:55 PM
What is the official ESF story?  I am somehow out of the loop.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Shizzo on December 06, 2017, 04:08:23 PM
What is the official ESF story?  I am somehow out of the loop.
Getting triple food portions at the hospital caught up with him. What's sad, is that you could look back on his hospital vids, and see that he was "living it up" so to speak. He knew he was being cared for in an controlled environment.

I sincerely hope he gets his life back on track.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 06, 2017, 04:12:56 PM
What is the official ESF story?  I am somehow out of the loop.

Aren't we all...
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: BB on December 06, 2017, 04:14:08 PM
In Jail since 11/08 on -

1214.1(A)   MISD   FTA OR PAY FINE   00025000   CONT   PC
23152(A)   MISD   DUI ALCOHOL   00025000   DISM   VC
23152(B)   MISD   DUI ALCO/0.08 PERCENT   00025000   CONT   VC
1214.1(A)   MISD   FTA OR PAY FINE   00025000   CONT   PC
23152(A)   MISD   DUI ALCOHOL   00025000   DISM   VC
23152(B)   MISD   DUI ALCO/0.08 PERCENT   00025000   DISM   VC
23152(F)   MISD   DUI COMB.ALCOHOL&DRUG   00025000   CONT   VC
23152(A)   MISD   DUI ALCOHOL   00025000   CONT   VC
23152(B)   MISD   DUI ALCO/0.08 PERCENT   00025000   CONT   VC

Bail is $25,000, so bond is around 10% of that. The DISM is code for Dismissed. PC - Penal Code, VC - Vehicle Code. He was an even 6 feet and 186 pounds at booking.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Twaddle on December 06, 2017, 04:18:43 PM
Was it the spider bite that drove him over the edge?   ???
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 06, 2017, 04:20:22 PM
Where's the mugshot?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Tennisballz on December 06, 2017, 04:48:14 PM
186 pounds? Wasnt he on here saying he was a lean 220 or something?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 06, 2017, 10:17:24 PM
186 pounds? Wasnt he on here saying he was a lean 220 or something?

just a hunch but maybe he lied?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: B R on December 06, 2017, 11:11:23 PM
just a hunch but maybe he lied?

I doubt it,he didn’t come across as a liar.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on December 07, 2017, 03:38:44 AM
just a hunch but maybe he lied?

Obviously the Police Scale weighs light
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 07, 2017, 05:56:40 AM
186 pounds? Wasnt he on here saying he was a lean 220 or something?
I think on them traffic charges it's a cash bond he's headed to prison if that's true unless he has a lot of money. He could get 5yrs easy for all that. He's more than likely been on a 6 month or longer heavy drinking Bing that's why he lost the weight probably from the sounds or it drinking around a half gallon of vodka a day. When I did that it's what I did my family and friends baby sit me kept me out of trouble for around a yr tell I ended up in a coma I lost over a 100lb couldn't even walk for months after it. I don't regret it taught me a lot about life.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Nether Animal on December 07, 2017, 05:58:50 AM
5 years for a DUI? Maybe if he was a gross repeat offender.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 07, 2017, 06:04:46 AM
5 years for a DUI? Maybe if he was a gross repeat offender.
he has 7 of them for of which would be felonies I would guess probably has more and drug problems at the point you have 7 DUIs your a real danger to the community . He had to be driving crazy to even get pulled over 7 times
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 07, 2017, 06:08:04 AM
I don't know how much of his stories are true or bullshit but if he's broke he is fucked 7 DUIs is fucking serious at that point your a serious danger. Its hard to even get pulled over 7 times let alone be drunk all 7 the more I think about it he looking at more than 5 yes hell you get 3 on your third usually if in the same state.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: rocket on December 07, 2017, 06:12:00 AM
Yeah, that's interesting

I did think he sounded slurred in his videos after he left hospital - thought it was odd.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 07, 2017, 06:13:44 AM
It's funny but it's not he had to be whiskey drunk just driving all over the place in his bmw or Ferrari or what ever he claims to drive oh god.  It would have to look like a mad TV skit.  gh15 is going to have a field day. Honestly gh15 will probably even feel sorry for him deep down. I do. Think about your drunkest crazy Uncle or friend I doubt any of them have 7 duis
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 07, 2017, 11:31:57 AM
In Jail since 11/08 on -

1214.1(A)   MISD   FTA OR PAY FINE   00025000   CONT   PC
23152(A)   MISD   DUI ALCOHOL   00025000   DISM   VC
23152(B)   MISD   DUI ALCO/0.08 PERCENT   00025000   CONT   VC
1214.1(A)   MISD   FTA OR PAY FINE   00025000   CONT   PC
23152(A)   MISD   DUI ALCOHOL   00025000   DISM   VC
23152(B)   MISD   DUI ALCO/0.08 PERCENT   00025000   DISM   VC
23152(F)   MISD   DUI COMB.ALCOHOL&DRUG   00025000   CONT   VC
23152(A)   MISD   DUI ALCOHOL   00025000   CONT   VC
23152(B)   MISD   DUI ALCO/0.08 PERCENT   00025000   CONT   VC

Bail is $25,000, so bond is around 10% of that. The DISM is code for Dismissed. PC - Penal Code, VC - Vehicle Code. He was an even 6 feet and 186 pounds at booking.

For real.  Has he posted his mugshot on his IG yet?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 07, 2017, 11:33:37 AM
In Jail since 11/08 on -

1214.1(A)   MISD   FTA OR PAY FINE   00025000   CONT   PC
23152(A)   MISD   DUI ALCOHOL   00025000   DISM   VC
23152(B)   MISD   DUI ALCO/0.08 PERCENT   00025000   CONT   VC
1214.1(A)   MISD   FTA OR PAY FINE   00025000   CONT   PC
23152(A)   MISD   DUI ALCOHOL   00025000   DISM   VC
23152(B)   MISD   DUI ALCO/0.08 PERCENT   00025000   DISM   VC
23152(F)   MISD   DUI COMB.ALCOHOL&DRUG   00025000   CONT   VC
23152(A)   MISD   DUI ALCOHOL   00025000   CONT   VC
23152(B)   MISD   DUI ALCO/0.08 PERCENT   00025000   CONT   VC

Bail is $25,000, so bond is around 10% of that. The DISM is code for Dismissed. PC - Penal Code, VC - Vehicle Code. He was an even 6 feet and 186 pounds at booking.

Are these all related to one crime (separates charges or something). I have no idea how this stuff works. But, that seems like A LOT of separate charges--how does he still have a license?  ??? ???
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 07, 2017, 11:33:55 AM
For real.  Has he posted his mugshot on his IG yet?

hes in jail, not sure he will have access to Instagram
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 07, 2017, 11:44:58 AM
Are these all related to one crime (separates charges or something). I have no idea how this stuff works. But, that seems like A LOT of separate charges--how does he still have a license?  ??? ???
that's serious it hard to get that many the judge will probably be shocked it will be hard for people not to laugh there ass off .he may getting lucky I hope. He's lucky there in different states that may save him from prison it will probably take yes to get all that threw the legal system
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 11:58:09 AM
Are these all related to one crime (separates charges or something). I have no idea how this stuff works. But, that seems like A LOT of separate charges--how does he still have a license?  ??? ???

Your license is suspended 30 days after failing a breathalyzer. He had gotten a dui the night he was on the way to the hospital for the first time for his leg. With his record he's going to do 12-18 months at the very least.

It also looks like he may have refused to blow if they got him on dui comb. which means they gave him a ua or drew blood.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 07, 2017, 11:59:34 AM
that's serious it hard to get that many the judge will probably be shocked it will be hard for people not to laugh there ass off .he may getting lucky I hope. He's lucky there in different states that may save him from prison it will probably take yes to get all that threw the legal system

Yeah, maybe he will have a lenient judge.   ??? :-\ :-\
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 07, 2017, 12:00:26 PM
Your license is suspended 30 days after failing a breathalyzer. He had gotten a dui the night he was on the way to the hospital for the first time for his leg. With his record he's going to do 12-18 months at the very least.

Oh, crap!  :o :o I hope they allow people to post on getbig from prison.  ??? ???
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 07, 2017, 12:01:23 PM
hes in jail, not sure he will have access to Instagram

He is going to steal metal from the Mexican cartels teeth and use a spoon and bleach to power it up to access the internet via morse code.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 07, 2017, 12:03:09 PM
Your license is suspended 30 days after failing a breathalyzer. He had gotten a dui the night he was on the way to the hospital for the first time for his leg. With his record he's going to do 12-18 months at the very least.

It also looks like he may have refused to blow if they got him on dui comb. which means they gave him a ua or drew blood.

Most would have taken him into custody on the spot and gotten him treated after booking.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 12:04:15 PM
Yeah, maybe he will have a lenient judge.   ??? :-\ :-\

They can be lenient sometimes with first time offenders depending on the severity of the charges but he has somewhat of a long criminal history.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 12:21:55 PM
He deleted the post but he had already been quoted. He was driving suspended.


Quote from: ESFitness on August 14, 2017, 07:51:03 PM

Unfortunaly I did get one, driving myself to the hospital. got pulled over. told them I'm driving to the hospital and had chest pains (I did, seriously thought I was having a heart attact.) so what do I do? I do about 3 shots about 5 mins before leaving for hospital thinking "this isn't going away"... .. so anyways they pull me over and call EMS right away, measure my HR, I was serious Sinus Tachycardia hr was 242, they told me call someone and get my car, if they are not there in 20 mins, the cops will tow it.  By this time the cop was asking me questions, and said he could smell alcohol on my breath... but since I'm having cardiac trouble he let me go to the hospital... handcuffed to the stretcher.... get to the hospital, he says if they admit you, you're not going to jail, which of course they did admit me but like 30 mins had gone by before he did the breathalyzer and blew a .17, so so much time had passed and I had already had meds in me i'll use a Rising Alcohol Defense and Fight the accuracy of his breathalyzer, and THIS time get a decent lawyer.... 

HE didn't even arrest me for driving with a suspended licence! he did issue a pink sheet notifying me my license was NOW suspended and says I dunno who the DMV didn't tell you you're suspended before, but here it is now. Overall he was cool and let me wait as long as possible to blow.. distracted him talking about guns. I asked if he had the same sig most LE do, he said no it's a P320, I said OH, the one the military just switched to, he was surprised I knew that. told him I used to be a gun dealer and had my C&R license. asked about his clip, it looked extended, asked if that was a 20? he said hell yea! you do know your guns lol... then I bugged him to taze me for about 5-10mins and he wouldn't do it. 

I asked about different LE I know (that I supply) and he knew all of them (all sheffifs) and asked to cut me a break and just give me a reckless driving I was having chest pains and you know it's been a good 30mins for any alcohol I took in would've have risin by now.. he said I wish I could... I asked can he not show up in court? I'm a "personl trainer", ask your buddies. etc.... he was friendly, but I guess what happens in court I NOV...... all in all I did't go to jail since he released me to the hospital when I stayed alllllll fucken night till 5am. 

 (this was the second time that day, first time I was in the parking lot and pushing my car (electric gear problem.. fixed now) cop pulled up asked if I needed help and saw I was in distress... another sheriff pulled up and called EMS fire truck and all with ambulance... took my to hospital. that' was about 7am. discharged about 



you have to understand, I'm a felon. a well known felon. my options are limited. I AM however GOOD at what I do. my UGL is top notch.

there's no way I could make the money I make working a "normal" job for a felon. you know?

He's doing state time.

Notice jewn doesn't post in threads about his boy.


Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 07, 2017, 12:26:38 PM
He deleted the post but he had already been quoted. He was driving suspended.


Quote from: ESFitness on August 14, 2017, 07:51:03 PM

Unfortunaly I did get one, driving myself to the hospital. got pulled over. told them I'm driving to the hospital and had chest pains (I did, seriously thought I was having a heart attact.) so what do I do? I do about 3 shots about 5 mins before leaving for hospital thinking "this isn't going away"... .. so anyways they pull me over and call EMS right away, measure my HR, I was serious Sinus Tachycardia hr was 242, they told me call someone and get my car, if they are not there in 20 mins, the cops will tow it.  By this time the cop was asking me questions, and said he could smell alcohol on my breath... but since I'm having cardiac trouble he let me go to the hospital... handcuffed to the stretcher.... get to the hospital, he says if they admit you, you're not going to jail, which of course they did admit me but like 30 mins had gone by before he did the breathalyzer and blew a .17, so so much time had passed and I had already had meds in me i'll use a Rising Alcohol Defense and Fight the accuracy of his breathalyzer, and THIS time get a decent lawyer.... 

HE didn't even arrest me for driving with a suspended licence! he did issue a pink sheet notifying me my license was NOW suspended and says I dunno who the DMV didn't tell you you're suspended before, but here it is now. Overall he was cool and let me wait as long as possible to blow.. distracted him talking about guns. I asked if he had the same sig most LE do, he said no it's a P320, I said OH, the one the military just switched to, he was surprised I knew that. told him I used to be a gun dealer and had my C&R license. asked about his clip, it looked extended, asked if that was a 20? he said hell yea! you do know your guns lol... then I bugged him to taze me for about 5-10mins and he wouldn't do it. 

I asked about different LE I know (that I supply) and he knew all of them (all sheffifs) and asked to cut me a break and just give me a reckless driving I was having chest pains and you know it's been a good 30mins for any alcohol I took in would've have risin by now.. he said I wish I could... I asked can he not show up in court? I'm a "personl trainer", ask your buddies. etc.... he was friendly, but I guess what happens in court I NOV...... all in all I did't go to jail since he released me to the hospital when I stayed alllllll fucken night till 5am. 

 (this was the second time that day, first time I was in the parking lot and pushing my car (electric gear problem.. fixed now) cop pulled up asked if I needed help and saw I was in distress... another sheriff pulled up and called EMS fire truck and all with ambulance... took my to hospital. that' was about 7am. discharged about 



He's doing state time.

Notice jewn doesn't post in threads about his boy.




It's very interesting that he stated, "you have to understand, I'm a felon. a well known felon. my options are limited. I AM however GOOD at what I do. my UGL is top notch. there's no way I could make the money I make working a "normal" job for a felon. you know?"

He argued with me for multiple pages about how people with a criminal record have no problem finding a job. I tried to explain to him that having a criminal does not automatically preclude someone from finding a job, but it makes it a HELL OF A LOT harder. He was insistent that it has zero influence on employment. Yet, just above he admits that his employment options are limited and he can't find a "normal" job.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: illuminati on December 07, 2017, 12:33:51 PM
Yeah, maybe he will have a lenient judge.   ??? :-\ :-\

He likely knows the judge as he is his PT & sells him his Bathtub brew gear
all looking good for esf.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 07, 2017, 12:34:45 PM
It's very interesting that he stated, "you have to understand, I'm a felon. a well known felon. my options are limited. I AM however GOOD at what I do. my UGL is top notch. there's no way I could make the money I make working a "normal" job for a felon. you know?"

He argued with me for multiple pages about how people with a criminal record have no problem finding a job. I tried to explain to him that having a criminal does not automatically preclude someone from finding a job, but it makes it a HELL OF A LOT harder. He was insistent that it has zero influence on employment. Yet, just above he admits that his employment options are limited and he can't find a "normal" job.  ::) ::) ::)

If you are doing things that could get you 20 years in jail, why the fuck would you risk getting pulled on a DUI or suspended licence.

I once saw a guy get dragged off a train with a huge bag of cocaine, stupid fuck wouldn't buy a ticket to travel, cops were called and searched him.

I suspect Esfitness is that dumb.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 07, 2017, 12:36:30 PM
So does this mean my order with him isn't coming?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 07, 2017, 12:37:43 PM
So does this mean my order with him isn't coming?

saves a trip to the emergency room with a huge abscess.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 07, 2017, 12:59:21 PM
If you are doing things that could get you 20 years in jail, why the fuck would you risk getting pulled on a DUI or suspended licence.

I once saw a guy get dragged off a train with a huge bag of cocaine, stupid fuck wouldn't buy a ticket to travel, cops were called and searched him.

I suspect Esfitness is that dumb.

It just goes to show how much his life is in shambles.

Lets see if he can pull his act together when he gets out.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 07, 2017, 01:01:13 PM
It just goes to show how much his life is in shambles.

Lets see if he can pull his act together when he gets out.

hes had his chance to do that after his 5 year stretch for his threatening a store owner with a gun and police siege.

Guys a fucking moron.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 07, 2017, 01:13:32 PM
Hopefully someone is looking after his 2 cats like his dad or something.

I joke around alot but addiction is a serious bitch to kick, no matter what some of the know it alls say around here. Personally I have learned the biggest parts in getting over any addiction is that it is never gone fully no matter how much you think it is and that you have to literally change all your old behaviours or at the least minimize them over time or they will lead you back to it one way or another.

the other thing we are seeing in society is with all these pills out there are blurring the lines of how someone becomes an addict. I laugh and shake my head at some of the people hear who look down on people who have become addicted to pain pills because it literally is just an accident or injury away.

You have grandmothers out there who have never been addicted to anything or have never shown signs of addictive behaviours in thier lives getting hook on opiates after life threatening operations and now are full blown addicts who need methadone or some other med to come off. Some of you guys who look down on this shit will not be laughing when one day you blow out a knee or something in the gym and then get hook or close to hooked after the fact because the pain will be unbearable, don't try to convince the world otherwise. You may be lucky
Get hurt badly in a job and you won't be so smug. All that talk about discipline will go to the wayside.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 07, 2017, 01:17:05 PM
Hopefully someone is looking after his 2 cats like his dad or something.

I joke around alot but addiction is a serious bitch to kick, no matter what some of the know it alls say around here. Personally I have learned the biggest parts in getting over any addiction is that it is never gone fully no matter how much you think it is and that you have to literally change all your old behaviours or at the least minimize them over time or they will lead you back to it one way or another.

the other thing we are seeing in society is with all these pills out there are blurring the lines of how someone becomes an addict. I laugh and shake my head at some of the people hear who look down on people who have become addicted to pain pills because it literally is just an accident or injury away.

You have grandmothers out there who have never been addicted to anything or have never shown signs of addictive behaviours in thier lives getting hook on opiates after life threatening operations and now are full blown addicts who need methadone or some other med to come off. Some of you guys who look down on this shit will not be laughing when one day you blow out a knee or something in the gym and then get hook or close to hooked after the fact because the pain will be unbearable, don't try to convince the world otherwise. You may be lucky
Get hurt badly in a job and you won't be so smug. All that talk about discipline will go to the wayside.

I like Tramadol.


Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Nether Animal on December 07, 2017, 02:06:27 PM
Tramadol is weird, since it is a synthetic opioid. Makes me feel kinda speedy and uncomfortable instead of sedating.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 02:54:04 PM
It's very interesting that he stated, "you have to understand, I'm a felon. a well known felon. my options are limited. I AM however GOOD at what I do. my UGL is top notch. there's no way I could make the money I make working a "normal" job for a felon. you know?"

He argued with me for multiple pages about how people with a criminal record have no problem finding a job. I tried to explain to him that having a criminal does not automatically preclude someone from finding a job, but it makes it a HELL OF A LOT harder. He was insistent that it has zero influence on employment. Yet, just above he admits that his employment options are limited and he can't find a "normal" job.  ::) ::) ::)

I have an assault conviction. Any person to person crime can make it difficult finding work in certain fields. Most companies have implemented policy barring the hiring of felons because they're considered an indefinite liability.

If I remember correctly he was convicted of armed robbery, so it would be extremely difficult unless you have a valuable skill set.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 02:56:40 PM
If you are doing things that could get you 20 years in jail, why the fuck would you risk getting pulled on a DUI or suspended licence.

I once saw a guy get dragged off a train with a huge bag of cocaine, stupid fuck wouldn't buy a ticket to travel, cops were called and searched him.

I suspect Esfitness is that dumb.

He has zero impulse control.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 07, 2017, 03:03:33 PM
Pat on the back, my best work ever, needs a repost, credit to Josh for the picture

adapted from GetBigApedia, Volume D, Page 4, Disrespect @2017

I don't take kindly to disrespect from trick or treaters. Not 3 year olds dressed as cats carried by their parents, not 5 year olds dressed as goblins, not 20 year old sorority girls dressed as slutty nuns, not in the Halloween section at WalMart, not at a costume party, not at dress up day for halloween at work, not when I am driving my car at night and they are dressed up walking down the street...anywhere.

People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run around the neighborhood begging for candy thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

Spent many years in a place where if you trick or treat at someone's house and you say "trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!" , you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing spooky little masks, clown shoes and a a colourful loud shirt, the guy you ask for candy from when trick or treating and proceed to leave a burning paper bag of shit on his porch when he refuses, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying your little 6 year old bitch dressed up as Princess Elsa and proceed to teach her a lesson by taking her down to the ground and kicking out her baby  teeth before you even know what happened.

The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to November.

Happy Fucking Halloween



(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=255113.0;attach=748074;image)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 07, 2017, 03:04:04 PM
I have an assault conviction. Any person to person crime can make it difficult finding work in certain fields. Most companies have implemented policy barring the hiring of felons because they're considered an indefinite liability.

If I remember correctly he was convicted of armed robbery, so it would be extremely difficult unless you have a valuable skill set.

esfitness does charity work with children... ::)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Shizzo on December 07, 2017, 03:05:06 PM
Pat on the back, my best work ever, needs a repost, credit to Josh for the picture

What an attention whore..... :-\
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 07, 2017, 03:06:21 PM
What an attention whore..... :-\

fuck me mate, here you are again crying for attention...
start a thread or write something funny you fat fucking pisshead.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Shizzo on December 07, 2017, 03:09:10 PM
fuck me mate, here you are again crying for attention...
start a thread or write something funny you fat fucking pisshead.
(https://i.imgur.com/yR2Y8D6.gif)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 07, 2017, 03:10:48 PM
I have an assault conviction. Any person to person crime can make it difficult finding work in certain fields. Most companies have implemented policy barring the hiring of felons because they're considered an indefinite liability.

If I remember correctly he was convicted of armed robbery, so it would be extremely difficult unless you have a valuable skill set.

He converts dubious Chinese raw powders into effective muscle building sterile steroids for injecting.  Perfectly safe of course.

Oh wait...
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 03:42:02 PM
Pat on the back, my best work ever, needs a repost, credit to Josh for the picture
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=255113.0;attach=748074;image)

(https://format-com-cld-res.cloudinary.com/image/private/s--j7PjnN3H--/c_limit,g_center,h_65535,w_400/a_auto,fl_keep_iptc.progressive,q_95/35743-7853147-Iraq-1-2.jpg)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: biff on December 07, 2017, 03:48:27 PM
Was it the spider bite that drove him over the edge?   ???

no, but it lead to his enormous weight gain
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 07, 2017, 05:58:09 PM
Your license is suspended 30 days after failing a breathalyzer. He had gotten a dui the night he was on the way to the hospital for the first time for his leg. With his record he's going to do 12-18 months at the very least.

It also looks like he may have refused to blow if they got him on dui comb. which means they gave him a ua or drew blood.
12-18 would actually be lucky I feel sorry for him he actually probably doesn't deserve that time but you can't argue he is a time bomb . If I was the judge I would just throw it out waste of time not like your setting him straight
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 07, 2017, 06:07:37 PM
No way in hell will he do 12 months for Misd DUIs in Calif. My guess is 120 days, of which he may do 60 minus his credit for time served. The good money is on him being home for New Years Eve with Ryan Seacrest
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: WalterWhite on December 07, 2017, 06:09:42 PM
No way in hell will he do 12 months for Misd DUIs in Calif. My guess is 120 days, of which he may do 60 minus his credit for time served. The good money is on him being home for New Years Eve with Ryan Seacrest

The last release date I remember from the link was Dec 22nd.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 07, 2017, 06:11:17 PM
The last release date I remember from the link was Dec 22nd.
I think that's his next court date. But he may be released then as well
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: WalterWhite on December 07, 2017, 06:33:48 PM
I think that's his next court date. But he may be released then as well

Checked again you are correct.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 06:45:24 PM
No way in hell will he do 12 months for Misd DUIs in Calif. My guess is 120 days, of which he may do 60 minus his credit for time served. The good money is on him being home for New Years Eve with Ryan Seacrest

This is true, however after your third dui it becomes a felony. I'm pretty sure he's mentioned past dui's. Keep in mind that he was currently awaiting trial for dui when he was pulled over yet again for dui while knowingly driving suspended. He's also got FTA along with his prior criminal history. I don't know if the armed robbery is his only felony conviction, I doubt it. The DA will inform the judge of all of this before sentencing.  When the fuck is groink getting out?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: gh15 on December 07, 2017, 06:52:43 PM
It's funny but it's not he had to be whiskey drunk just driving all over the place in his bmw or Ferrari or what ever he claims to drive oh god.  It would have to look like a mad TV skit.  gh15 is going to have a field day. Honestly gh15 will probably even feel sorry for him deep down. I do. Think about your drunkest crazy Uncle or friend I doubt any of them have 7 duis

lol kid is a shared account or gimik,, hard for me to believe there is legit individual behind tht elite fitness account.. if he is legit then its pretty sad indeed,,

gh15 approved
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 06:57:03 PM
I think that's his next court date. But he may be released then as well

It's been a month so unless he pled not guilty at pre-trial that's his sentencing date.  No fucking chance he'll be released, but if by some miracle he was, he won't last long on paper.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 07, 2017, 07:18:42 PM
I hope he's out of prison in time for Christmas.

Iron Meister will be creating a getbig Christmas card. I want ESFITNESS to see the card.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: WalterWhite on December 07, 2017, 07:31:33 PM
It's been a month so unless he pled not guilty at pre-trial that's his sentencing date.  No fucking chance he'll be released, but if by some miracle he was, he won't last long on paper.

Working in his favor is how overcrowded those Riverside jails are.  Far worse offenders are receiving get out of jail free cards. They likely assumed someone could come up with his bail.

http://www.desertsun.com/story/news/crime_courts/2016/10/05/riverside-county-fed-kicks/90700106/
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 07, 2017, 07:41:47 PM
It's been a month so unless he pled not guilty at pre-trial that's his sentencing date.  No fucking chance he'll be released, but if by some miracle he was, he won't last long on paper.

Oh if they put him on supervised probation, he's fucked. I don't think the pigs would look kindly on a ugl bubbling out of the bath tub. Or the stockpile of pins
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: AbrahamG on December 07, 2017, 08:14:28 PM
lol kid is a shared account or gimik,, hard for me to believe there is legit individual behind tht elite fitness account.. if he is legit then its pretty sad indeed,,

gh15 approved

Fuck off, asshole.  You're 10X worse on every level.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 07, 2017, 08:17:46 PM
lol kid is a shared account or gimik,, hard for me to believe there is legit individual behind tht elite fitness account.. if he is legit then its pretty sad indeed,,

gh15 approved

better be careful GH,the movie faster is based on ESFitness future when he gets out and comes after those on the "List"

This could be the scene when he shows up at your work..... ;D









Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 07, 2017, 08:27:07 PM
This is true, however after your third dui it becomes a felony. I'm pretty sure he's mentioned past dui's. Keep in mind that he was currently awaiting trial for dui when he was pulled over yet again for dui while knowingly driving suspended. He's also got FTA along with his prior criminal history. I don't know if the armed robbery is his only felony conviction, I doubt it. The DA will inform the judge of all of this before sentencing.  When the fuck is groink getting out?
he has 7duis not 3
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 07, 2017, 08:44:29 PM
he has 7duis not 3
He is being adjudicated for 2 misd right now, which carry a maximum s ntence of a year
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: gh15 on December 07, 2017, 08:57:04 PM
Fuck off, asshole.  You're 10X worse on every level.

lol,, I'm the best.. thie! best thing that hapend to bodybuild and fitness in the 21st century,, I'm the direct reason  of how successful it is now days and how many retards who would never amount to shit are actually athletes now days that compete and winning titles,,

me me me and then me again,,

gh15 approved
lion of Judah
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: gh15 on December 07, 2017, 08:58:58 PM
better be careful GH,the movie faster is based on ESFitness future when he gets out and comes after those on the "List"

This could be the scene when he shows up at your work..... ;D











is he a real legit member or is he gimmick account? seriously? is he share acount gimik acount all that balonie or is he real legit member who is just little kookoo? lol

gh15 approved
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chaos on December 07, 2017, 09:07:43 PM
is he a real legit member or is he gimmick account? seriously? is he share acount gimik acount all that balonie or is he real legit member who is just little kookoo? lol

gh15 approved
He's legit.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: WalterWhite on December 07, 2017, 09:22:14 PM
He's legit.

x2 for sure.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 07, 2017, 09:31:36 PM
yes he is real
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 07, 2017, 09:54:03 PM
Oh if they put him on supervised probation, he's fucked. I don't think the pigs would look kindly on a ugl bubbling out of the bath tub. Or the stockpile of pins

This is nig*er tier shit.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXFMbFjj0ql/?taken-by=ericscottcpt
https://www.instagram.com/p/9MeASbihrW/?taken-by=ericscottcpt
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba9fLRJHmW4/?taken-by=ericscottcpt
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaxVjoQH62h/?taken-by=ericscottcpt

Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: BB on December 07, 2017, 10:07:15 PM
This is nig*er tier shit.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXFMbFjj0ql/?taken-by=ericscottcpt
https://www.instagram.com/p/9MeASbihrW/?taken-by=ericscottcpt


.

ESFitness, criminal mastermind :-\.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Nether Animal on December 08, 2017, 03:42:16 AM
He's got good hair... can't take that away from him  ;D
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 08, 2017, 05:40:17 AM
He's got good hair... can't take that away from him  ;D

And false teeth
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on December 08, 2017, 06:42:13 AM
Someone mentioned his Insta, What's his Instagram?

gh15 he's been on the boards since 98-99, old Anabolex, Meso (which I helped get shut down lol)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: gh15 on December 08, 2017, 06:44:27 AM
so what the fuck is wrogn with him? and why is he get to so much problem with the law? its a lot of issues from someone who only source..
if this is legit individual.. and he claim he is not some drug addict.. then how come he get arested all the time?

gh15 approved
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 08, 2017, 09:17:42 AM
so what the fuck is wrogn with him? and why is he get to so much problem with the law? its a lot of issues from someone who only source..
if this is legit individual.. and he claim he is not some drug addict.. then how come he get arested all the time?

gh15 approved
he's filthy ass drunk that's why lol hard to say how much he says is true or delusions of grandeur
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 08, 2017, 11:29:00 AM
He will probably have his license suspended for 5 years if not permanently. I don't the laws in In Cali, but in Florida habitual offenders get suspended for it least 5yrs.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Zillotch on December 08, 2017, 11:38:31 AM
so the guy has to ride a bike for a while... good.. that is a healthy, positive activity.. unless u get flattened by a fuking bus, lol
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: LittleJ on December 08, 2017, 11:45:20 AM
Another getbig thug that is of the vanilla complexion. :D
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 08, 2017, 01:51:34 PM
so the guy has to ride a bike for a while... good.. that is a healthy, positive activity.. unless u get flattened by a fuking bus, lol
He only has one working leg
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 08, 2017, 02:22:27 PM
He only has one working leg
it's Illegal to ride a bike drunk to I bet he would give anything for a drink now come to think of it I think mentions making moon shine or hooch in prison so he's probably still drinking.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Shizzo on December 08, 2017, 03:50:29 PM
Let's dial it back a bit. Eric clearly has a problem.

Am I wrong to wish for his recovery?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 08, 2017, 04:05:04 PM
so the guy has to ride a bike for a while... good.. that is a healthy, positive activity.. unless u get flattened by a fuking bus, lol

(http://i.imgur.com/E1KCxzS.png)

best comment I have seen about Lenny, funny as fuck

"Imagine being a tranny prostitute, waiting your corner at night time for someone who's already going to be weird cause they're out fucking trannies, to come pick you up. When you see some 350 pound brown potato with bloodshot glassed over yellow eyes and a christina broccolini t-shirt ride up on his undersized bike. The tom platz of abs strikes again, piss."- youtube viewer
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 08, 2017, 04:15:41 PM
Hopefully for himself he will be out by xmas

Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: WalterWhite on December 08, 2017, 04:47:04 PM
Hopefully for himself he will be out by xmas



Great movie! :D
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: The Scott on December 08, 2017, 05:25:00 PM
He's gonna be HUGE from slurping all that PBJ. Prison Bitch Jam.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: illuminati on December 08, 2017, 07:19:22 PM
Another getbig thug that is of the vanilla complexion. :D


Yes sir......... That will make a huge difference to the White vs Black crime rates
And Prison Population.... ::)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 02:12:52 AM
I'm out.

Did 6 wks. No big deal. Just wasn't expecting to be remanded to custody that day... Or to know so many of the sheriffs who work that... At least at the initial jail til I was transferred. & yea I have the mugshot. Took the pic out of the wristband b4 release (told'em it fell out). Thought it was one of my better ones.

Don't know where the "7 dui's" came from. Its a dui 3rd. 90days w/half =45days. Or the FTA. I've never failed to appear. For duo's or anything else. Bail was 75k, not 25. Havnt had a drink since that dui or for a year prior to that one, so that ain't a problem. I just don't drink anymore. And I did notice that "6ft 186lbs" thing when I was booked and asked wtf? That was on file from when I got my license when I was 16 (switched it from s.d. to c.a. in 98). Was 216 when I went in. Dropped 20 in the first 10days. Back up to 208 today. Sorry suckers.

Jail was interesting. As are Hi-power blocks 'n cali "prison politics", n everything that comes with it. Some can adapt n survive. Some can't. Got plenty of stories... N bruised n scrapped knuckles n not a scratch on my face.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Kwon on December 23, 2017, 02:34:46 AM
Someone mentioned his Insta, What's his Instagram?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba9fLRJHmW4/?taken-by=ericscottcpt (https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba9fLRJHmW4/?taken-by=ericscottcpt)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: QuietYou on December 23, 2017, 02:38:50 AM
I'm out.

Did 6 months. No big deal. I'm not lying at all.

Don't know where the "7 dui's" came from.

Jail was interesting. As are Hi-power blocks 'n cali "prison politics", n everything that comes with it. Some can adapt n survive. Some can't. Got plenty of lies and exaggerations to tell... N bruised n scrapped knuckles n not a scratch on my face. Took them all out like John Wick.


Fixed
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: polychronopolous on December 23, 2017, 02:38:56 AM
I'm out.

Did 6 wks. No big deal. Just wasn't expecting to be remanded to custody that day... Or to know so many of the sheriffs who work that... At least at the initial jail til I was transferred. & yea I have the mugshot. Took the pic out of the wristband b4 release (told'em it fell out). Thought it was one of my better ones.

Don't know where the "7 dui's" came from. Its a dui 3rd. 90days w/half =45days. Or the FTA. I've never failed to appear. For duo's or anything else. Bail was 75k, not 25. Havnt had a drink since that dui or for a year prior to that one, so that ain't a problem. I just don't drink anymore. And I did notice that "6ft 186lbs" thing when I was booked and asked wtf? That was on file from when I got my license when I was 16 (switched it from s.d. to c.a. in 98). Was 216 when I went in. Dropped 20 in the first 10days. Back up to 208 today. Sorry suckers.

Jail was interesting. As are Hi-power blocks 'n cali "prison politics", n everything that comes with it. Some can adapt n survive. Some can't. Got plenty of stories... N bruised n scrapped knuckles n not a scratch on my face.

Video response or I’m calling bullshit.

My man ESF’s account was likely hacked.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Kwon on December 23, 2017, 03:25:38 AM
I'm out.

Did 6 wks. No big deal. Just wasn't expecting to be remanded to custody that day... Or to know so many of the sheriffs who work that... At least at the initial jail til I was transferred. & yea I have the mugshot. Took the pic out of the wristband b4 release (told'em it fell out). Thought it was one of my better ones.

Don't know where the "7 dui's" came from. Its a dui 3rd. 90days w/half =45days. Or the FTA. I've never failed to appear. For duo's or anything else. Bail was 75k, not 25. Havnt had a drink since that dui or for a year prior to that one, so that ain't a problem. I just don't drink anymore. And I did notice that "6ft 186lbs" thing when I was booked and asked wtf? That was on file from when I got my license when I was 16 (switched it from s.d. to c.a. in 98). Was 216 when I went in. Dropped 20 in the first 10days. Back up to 208 today. Sorry suckers.

Jail was interesting. As are Hi-power blocks 'n cali "prison politics", n everything that comes with it. Some can adapt n survive. Some can't. Got plenty of stories... N bruised n scrapped knuckles n not a scratch on my face.

Please make a video about this! Share the interesting story.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 23, 2017, 03:46:07 AM
oh,  this should be interesting.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Kwon on December 23, 2017, 04:51:41 AM
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Griffith on December 23, 2017, 05:02:44 AM
The US has strict laws.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Bicycle repairman on December 23, 2017, 05:08:23 AM
This thread looks promising.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Kwon on December 23, 2017, 05:16:32 AM
HAHA, this thread is gonna be great!
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Bicycle repairman on December 23, 2017, 05:41:53 AM
HAHA, this thread is gonna be great!

It has potential.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Twaddle on December 23, 2017, 05:51:20 AM
Video response or I’m calling bullshit.

My man ESF’s account was likely hacked.

That's a bold "Call out".  I like your style.   :D
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Powerlift66 on December 23, 2017, 05:52:47 AM
I'm out.

Did 6 wks. No big deal. Just wasn't expecting to be remanded to custody that day... Or to know so many of the sheriffs who work that... At least at the initial jail til I was transferred. & yea I have the mugshot. Took the pic out of the wristband b4 release (told'em it fell out). Thought it was one of my better ones.

Don't know where the "7 dui's" came from. Its a dui 3rd. 90days w/half =45days. Or the FTA. I've never failed to appear. For duo's or anything else. Bail was 75k, not 25. Havnt had a drink since that dui or for a year prior to that one, so that ain't a problem. I just don't drink anymore. And I did notice that "6ft 186lbs" thing when I was booked and asked wtf? That was on file from when I got my license when I was 16 (switched it from s.d. to c.a. in 98). Was 216 when I went in. Dropped 20 in the first 10days. Back up to 208 today. Sorry suckers.

Jail was interesting. As are Hi-power blocks 'n cali "prison politics", n everything that comes with it. Some can adapt n survive. Some can't. Got plenty of stories... N bruised n scrapped knuckles n not a scratch on my face.

Glad you out out, hopefully you enjoy your holidays,and remain out.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Go 4 It on December 23, 2017, 06:50:14 AM
I challenge you to a hair pose Down! The board has been talking ;D Glad you're a free man broseph!
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 23, 2017, 07:42:05 AM
lol,, I'm the best.. thie! best thing that hapend to bodybuild and fitness in the 21st century,, I'm the direct reason  of how successful it is now days and how many retards who would never amount to shit are actually athletes now days that compete and winning titles,,

me me me and then me again,,

gh15 approved
lion of Judah
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Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 23, 2017, 08:29:39 AM
Welcome home ESF!
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 23, 2017, 08:41:17 AM
(https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0078/30/1467194480065.jpg)

Christmas with the paisas.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: che on December 23, 2017, 08:43:50 AM
Welcome back ESF
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Shizzo on December 23, 2017, 08:45:48 AM
I hope he is eating double and triple portions for the holidays.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 09:49:02 AM
I'm out.

Did 6 wks. No big deal. Just wasn't expecting to be remanded to custody that day... Or to know so many of the sheriffs who work that... At least at the initial jail til I was transferred. & yea I have the mugshot. Took the pic out of the wristband b4 release (told'em it fell out). Thought it was one of my better ones.

Don't know where the "7 dui's" came from. Its a dui 3rd. 90days w/half =45days. Or the FTA. I've never failed to appear. For duo's or anything else. Bail was 75k, not 25. Havnt had a drink since that dui or for a year prior to that one, so that ain't a problem. I just don't drink anymore. And I did notice that "6ft 186lbs" thing when I was booked and asked wtf? That was on file from when I got my license when I was 16 (switched it from s.d. to c.a. in 98). Was 216 when I went in. Dropped 20 in the first 10days. Back up to 208 today. Sorry suckers.

Jail was interesting. As are Hi-power blocks 'n cali "prison politics", n everything that comes with it. Some can adapt n survive. Some can't. Got plenty of stories... N bruised n scrapped knuckles n not a scratch on my face.


nothing in any official documents was true

You have to just believe me.


fixed
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: WalterWhite on December 23, 2017, 10:08:42 AM
I'm out.

Did 6 wks. No big deal. Just wasn't expecting to be remanded to custody that day... Or to know so many of the sheriffs who work that... At least at the initial jail til I was transferred. & yea I have the mugshot. Took the pic out of the wristband b4 release (told'em it fell out). Thought it was one of my better ones.

Don't know where the "7 dui's" came from. Its a dui 3rd. 90days w/half =45days. Or the FTA. I've never failed to appear. For duo's or anything else. Bail was 75k, not 25. Havnt had a drink since that dui or for a year prior to that one, so that ain't a problem. I just don't drink anymore. And I did notice that "6ft 186lbs" thing when I was booked and asked wtf? That was on file from when I got my license when I was 16 (switched it from s.d. to c.a. in 98). Was 216 when I went in. Dropped 20 in the first 10days. Back up to 208 today. Sorry suckers.

Jail was interesting. As are Hi-power blocks 'n cali "prison politics", n everything that comes with it. Some can adapt n survive. Some can't. Got plenty of stories... N bruised n scrapped knuckles n not a scratch on my face.

Glad your out and Merry Christmas!

Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: polychronopolous on December 23, 2017, 10:10:59 AM
That's a bold "Call out".  I like your style.   :D

haha thanks! I've been having a blast posting here lately  :D

Have a blessed New Years my brotha!
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chaos on December 23, 2017, 11:19:24 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba9fLRJHmW4/?taken-by=ericscottcpt (https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba9fLRJHmW4/?taken-by=ericscottcpt)
For sale?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: dj181 on December 23, 2017, 11:28:58 AM
haha thanks! I've been having a blast posting here lately  :D

Have a blessed New Years my brotha!

Would Hearns approve of your latest postings bro?

P.s. One of my gyms have 2 heavy bags and i have been tempted to go to work on em
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chaos on December 23, 2017, 11:31:10 AM
Would Hearns approve of your latest postings bro?

P.s. One of my gyms have 2 heavy bags and i have been tempted to go to work on em
Video?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 11:39:11 AM
I challenge you to a hair pose Down! The board has been talking ;D Glad you're a free man broseph!

Not a problem lol
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Ronnie Rep on December 23, 2017, 11:41:33 AM
Glad you're out for the Holiday's.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: polychronopolous on December 23, 2017, 11:42:55 AM
Would Hearns approve of your latest postings bro?

P.s. One of my gyms have 2 heavy bags and i have been tempted to go to work on em

You still gonna make junior flyweight brah?

(http://www.ringtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Julian-Jackson_RING.jpg)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: dj181 on December 23, 2017, 11:43:08 AM
Video?

Said i was tempted but haven't done it yet

I'm actually quite curious if my punching power is up since being on the gear and gaining 27 pounds, also curious if i still have my outstanding hand speed
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: dj181 on December 23, 2017, 11:45:02 AM
You still gonna make junior flyweight brah?

(http://www.ringtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Julian-Jackson_RING.jpg)

;D

Gave up on the boxing the conditioning work was just too hard
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 11:56:16 AM
Would Hearns approve of your latest postings bro?

P.s. One of my gyms have 2 heavy bags and i have been tempted to go to work on em

and here we go again with the promise of a video of you on the bag that never comes.

well done joon, you have finally let the cat out of the bag for sure.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: dj181 on December 23, 2017, 12:08:00 PM
and here we go again with the promise of a video of you on the bag that never comes.

well done joon, you have finally let the cat out of the bag for sure.

Gotta admit this isa good troll on me coz i fucking hate brown turds

Once,again BLACKS>>>>>>>>>>arbabs pakis indians
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 12:10:47 PM
(https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0078/30/1467194480065.jpg)

Christmas with the paisas.

Actually in all my time, I've never eaten a single bite of a prison "buritto" or "spread". I prefer my ramen 1 or 2 at a time, w/hot sauce,& maybe a chopped up chicken patty. Don't care to have random inmates fingers cooking my food.

I did kick it with paisas though.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 23, 2017, 12:13:14 PM
and here we go again with the promise of a video of you on the bag that never comes.

well done joon, you have finally let the cat out of the bag for sure.

what I would like to know is why he is making this thread about him and his stickman physique, there are plenty of dj is delusionalthreads on the first 2 pages of this site
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: dj181 on December 23, 2017, 12:17:02 PM
Not making it bout me shitstain

Just flirtin a bit wit ma boy poly
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 12:17:43 PM
what I would like to know is why he is making this thread about him and his stickman physique, there are plenty of dj is delusionalthreads on the first 2 pages of this site

joon is still pissed because Ron banned his account when he popped back last week, Ron needs to ban this dj181 account, hes filling every thread with pics and bullshit.

Dj was never like this, he was a timid cry baby, this style is joon all over, its exactly his style, I have no idea why more people cant see it.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Shizzo on December 23, 2017, 12:20:44 PM
joon is still pissed because Ron banned his account when he popped back last week, Ron needs to ban this dj181 account, hes filling every thread with pics and bullshit.

Dj was never like this, he was a timid cry baby, this style is joon all over, its exactly his style, I have no idea why more people cant see it.
Now I know who you really are.....
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 12:23:14 PM
Now I know who you really are.....

I posted my name and details months ago you silly fucker

Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: dj181 on December 23, 2017, 12:26:48 PM
Now I know who you really are.....


Fatmc?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 23, 2017, 12:51:46 PM
Happy you're put you fucking lunatic, welcome back man  ;D
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 12:57:01 PM
(https://d12edgf4lwbh8j.cloudfront.net/photo/image/nest.gif)

Eric explaining the importance of drinking a gallon of milk a day whilst inside.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 23, 2017, 01:12:27 PM
I made this for you before you went into Shawshank, it is my favourite writing adaptation. did not know if you had a chance to see it

I need to do one with Christmas in mind

adapted from GetBigApedia, Volume D, Page 4, Disrespect @2017

I don't take kindly to disrespect from trick or treaters. Not 3 year olds dressed as cats carried by their parents, not 5 year olds dressed as goblins, not 20 year old sorority girls dressed as slutty nuns, not in the Halloween section at WalMart, not at a costume party, not at dress up day for halloween at work, not when I am driving my car at night and they are dressed up walking down the street...anywhere.

People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run around the neighborhood begging for candy thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

Spent many years in a place where if you trick or treat at someone's house and you say "trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!" , you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing spooky little masks, clown shoes and a a colourful loud shirt, the guy you ask for candy from when trick or treating and proceed to leave a burning paper bag of shit on his porch when he refuses, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying your little 6 year old bitch dressed up as Princess Elsa and proceed to teach her a lesson by taking her down to the ground and kicking out her baby  teeth before you even know what happened.

The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to November.

Happy Fucking Halloween



(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=255113.0;attach=748074;image)
Title: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 23, 2017, 02:08:03 PM
I challenge you to a hair showdown! And winner gets the illusive Stamos Sandow Trophy to be showcased on their mantel in their respected mansion! Come at me Bro! ;D

Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 02:08:54 PM
I have a hairline as good as that and Im 52
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 23, 2017, 02:10:21 PM
I have a hairline as good as that and Im 52

Jump in on this bro! You are like Levrone have a lifetime qualification in the Hair Olympia!
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: chaos on December 23, 2017, 02:12:22 PM
Moving to the sex board in 3...2...1....
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Royalty on December 23, 2017, 02:12:36 PM
I challenge you to a hair showdown! And winner gets the illusive Stamos Sandow Trophy for to be showcased on their mantel in their respected mansion! Come at me Bro! ;D



ESF is Joon now.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: polychronopolous on December 23, 2017, 02:17:12 PM
Not making it bout me shitstain

Just flirtin a bit wit ma boy poly

Well I'll tell you right from the get go, you are the wrong sex to get me all hot and bothered.

I have love for you but not in that particular manner.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: SuperTed on December 23, 2017, 02:17:18 PM
You have the best hair on getbig.
ESF probably has the strongest hair genetics though. Abused every drug available but hasn't suffered any hairloss at all.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Bicycle repairman on December 23, 2017, 02:22:25 PM
You have the best hair on getbig.
ESF probably has the strongest hair genetics though. Abused every drug available but hasn't suffered any hairloss at all.

As true as he also hasn't experienced any muscle gain at all.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 02:26:29 PM
1996 and 2017

Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: chaos on December 23, 2017, 02:28:08 PM
1996 and 2017


Hair club for men?
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: chess315 on December 23, 2017, 02:28:47 PM
He's in jail prison.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 02:29:39 PM
He's in jail prison.

hes out now, try and keep up...
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 23, 2017, 02:30:18 PM
1996 and 2017


Hell yeah! Nice bro, you got Labrada hair in the 96 pic!
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: denarii on December 23, 2017, 02:31:12 PM
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: denarii on December 23, 2017, 02:33:14 PM
21 seconds. what do you have in those arms?

Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: calfzilla on December 23, 2017, 02:33:48 PM
ESF is Joon now.


Apparently so is go4it as the real go4it would never challenge someone to a "hair down"  ::)
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: chaos on December 23, 2017, 02:34:44 PM
Epic fish eye to appear bigger so you don't get roasted on getbig. :D
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 02:35:15 PM

Apparently so is go4it as the real go4it would never challenge someone to a "hair down"  ::)

not sure joon could use enough make up to look like Go4it
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 23, 2017, 02:35:15 PM
I challenge you to a hair showdown! And winner gets the illusive Stamos Sandow Trophy to be showcased on their mantel in their respected mansion! Come at me Bro! ;D



You're quite the diva here :D
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 23, 2017, 02:37:15 PM
I'm out.

Did 6 wks. No big deal. Just wasn't expecting to be remanded to custody that day... Or to know so many of the sheriffs who work that... At least at the initial jail til I was transferred. & yea I have the mugshot. Took the pic out of the wristband b4 release (told'em it fell out). Thought it was one of my better ones.

Don't know where the "7 dui's" came from. Its a dui 3rd. 90days w/half =45days. Or the FTA. I've never failed to appear. For duo's or anything else. Bail was 75k, not 25. Havnt had a drink since that dui or for a year prior to that one, so that ain't a problem. I just don't drink anymore. And I did notice that "6ft 186lbs" thing when I was booked and asked wtf? That was on file from when I got my license when I was 16 (switched it from s.d. to c.a. in 98). Was 216 when I went in. Dropped 20 in the first 10days. Back up to 208 today. Sorry suckers.

Jail was interesting. As are Hi-power blocks 'n cali "prison politics", n everything that comes with it. Some can adapt n survive. Some can't. Got plenty of stories... N bruised n scrapped knuckles n not a scratch on my face.
im the one who figured out you was in we were just going by the documents off YouTube I was shocked how person coming get 7 myself your lucky man I have 4 myself. Well your still lucky Merry Christmas you couldn't help but to laugh your ass off how someone could have that many DUIs it was on rxmuscle or somewhere all over the news
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 02:38:41 PM
im the one who figured out you was in we were just going by the documents off YouTube I was shocked how person coming get 7 myself your lucky man I have 4 to

no you wasnt, Nelson Muntz posted them and they got took down before you saw them
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 23, 2017, 02:41:56 PM
Yeah efs you made lot of news they had documents showing all these charges everything it said 7 dui what can you say have one for me marry Christmas you would be proud all the news you was on I put 2 and 2 together and thought that's the guy gh15 argues with always now he's back to lol you was on a few news shows
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: polychronopolous on December 23, 2017, 02:43:23 PM
Yeah efs you made lot of news they had documents showing all these charges everything it said 7 dui what can you say have one for me marry Christmas you would be proud all the news you was on I put to and

He would be in jail for life with 7 duis, not posting on getbig days later.

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/weatherford-star-telegram/article140243138.html
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: chess315 on December 23, 2017, 02:44:48 PM
He would be in jail for life with 7 duis, not posting on getbig days later.
no he wouldn't probably s few yrs I can't help that's what it said on the news and papers
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 02:52:42 PM
Yeah efs you made lot of news they had documents showing all these charges everything it said 7 dui what can you say have one for me marry Christmas you would be proud all the news you was on I put 2 and 2 together and thought that's the guy gh15 argues with always now he's back to lol you was on a few news shows

On the news and in the papers? Eh.. Id know about it if i were. There are tv's and newspapers in jail and even if I didn't see it, if have been told. Inmates tend to keep track of who's coming in.

And no, I don't have 7 dui's.. Not even counting dui's 10+ yrs old. I'll take a pic of my paperwork and text them to somebody to verify. TF do I care? 4th dui is a felony in CA and a yr in county (6months.. 3months served. No fed-kick.) 5th dui is actual prison time upstate.... And i didn't bond out, so how TF am i out with 7? Idiots.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 02:54:36 PM
On the news and in the papers? Eh.. Id know about it if i were. There are tv's and newspapers in jail and even if I didn't see it, if have been told. Inmates tend to keep track of who's coming in.

And no, I don't have 7 dui's.. Not even counting dui's 10+ yrs old. I'll take a pic of my paperwork and text them to somebody to verify. TF do I care? 4th dui is a felony in CA and a yr in county (6months.. 3months served. No fed-kick.) 5th dui is actual prison time upstate.... And i didn't bond out, so how TF am i out with 7? Idiots.
Im surprised you didnt go with the 7 as a story and made out that only you has ever walked with 7 DUIs
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 02:54:43 PM
1996 and 2017




Lol omg... Your hair looks like a brillo-pad. Fucking chia pet with crossed-eyes. I'm amazed to can walk in a straight line.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Simple Simon on December 23, 2017, 02:56:06 PM

Lol omg... Your hair looks like a brillo-pad. Fucking chia pet with crossed-eyes. I'm amazed to can walk in a straight line.

I know you cant when you are making your way to your car....
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 02:57:25 PM
You have the best hair on getbig.
ESF probably has the strongest hair genetics though. Abused every drug available but hasn't suffered any hairloss at all.

I have lost some hair. Just none on top. Went back on the sides a lil since I was 18ish or so. Not that I care. Got no problem shaving it. I did from 06-2011.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Bicycle repairman on December 23, 2017, 02:58:18 PM
only you has ever walked with 7 DUIs

And at 260 lbs, contest ready, with 20 inch arms.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: ratherbebig on December 23, 2017, 03:00:16 PM
go-4-it have you ever tried a stallone-ish beard?

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/38/32/09/383209478ee0fd0858288ce2d4ff5385--actors-male-sylvester-stallone.jpg)
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: calfzilla on December 23, 2017, 03:07:47 PM
go-4-it have you ever tried a stallone-ish beard?

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/38/32/09/383209478ee0fd0858288ce2d4ff5385--actors-male-sylvester-stallone.jpg)

Go4it has many beards but none are stallonish.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: polychronopolous on December 23, 2017, 03:10:08 PM
Moe Howard - Epic head of hair at 70+ years old and greatest comedic straight man of all time.

That's what it's all about fellas. Still loving life.

Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: AbrahamG on December 23, 2017, 03:16:55 PM
Welcome back brother.  The world/getbig is a better/more interesting place with you in it. 
Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 03:17:54 PM
Welcome back brother.  The world/getbig is a better/more interesting place with you in it. 
Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah.

Happy festivus
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: WalterWhite on December 23, 2017, 03:19:12 PM
Hair club for men?

 :D
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 23, 2017, 03:20:38 PM
On the news and in the papers? Eh.. Id know about it if i were. There are tv's and newspapers in jail and even if I didn't see it, if have been told. Inmates tend to keep track of who's coming in.

And no, I don't have 7 dui's.. Not even counting dui's 10+ yrs old. I'll take a pic of my paperwork and text them to somebody to verify. TF do I care? 4th dui is a felony in CA and a yr in county (6months.. 3months served. No fed-kick.) 5th dui is actual prison time upstate.... And i didn't bond out, so how TF am i out with 7? Idiots.

Serious question, who was kind enough to take care of your kitties while you were inside?

Craziest part of Jay's story is that in real life this happened to him he was pulled over driving with a activated air bag all fucked up, but he was caught with heroin on him instead of weed like in the movie story here

that guy's young life is fucked up his mom was a heroin junkie who later died of aids who used to lock up Jay in the closet while she was doing deals/john's

Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: AbrahamG on December 23, 2017, 03:25:13 PM
21 seconds. what do you have in those arms?



That kitchen sink is like something out of a trailer park.  Unacceptable.  On the plus side, I see you are into
bigger broads like myself. Big ups on that.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: dj181 on December 23, 2017, 03:29:57 PM
Go4it has many beards but none are stallonish.

;D
10/10
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: calfzilla on December 23, 2017, 03:33:45 PM
;D
10/10


(https://media.giphy.com/media/3orif3j4dRfClbz18k/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 23, 2017, 03:48:53 PM
21 seconds. what do you have in those arms?


Lol..nothing its just the camera, it's a GoPro, and I don't have a clue how to work the settings.

Apparently so is go4it as the real go4it would never challenge someone to a "hair down"  ::)
I've been gone for a while and I caught word that ESF had better hair, so I figured we'd settle this once and for all with a showdown ;D
go-4-it have you ever tried a stallone-ish beard?

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/38/32/09/383209478ee0fd0858288ce2d4ff5385--actors-male-sylvester-stallone.jpg)
Never went full beard, just 5 oclock shadow, my job has grooming requirements and have to be clean shaven, some dudes actually have to shave twice a day, it's crazy.
That kitchen sink is like something out of a trailer park.  Unacceptable.  On the plus side, I see you are into
bigger broads like myself. Big ups on that.
Dude I prepped 4 days worth of food thats why all that shit was there, the girl is my brothers wife.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: AbrahamG on December 23, 2017, 03:52:39 PM
Lol..nothing its just the camera, it's a GoPro, and I don't have a clue how to work the settings.I've been gone for a while and I caught word that ESF had better hair, so I figured we'd settle this once and for all with a showdown ;DNever went full beard, just 5 oclock shadow, my job has grooming requirements and have to be clean shaven, some dudes actually have to shave twice a day, it's crazy.Dude I prepped 4 days worth of food thats why all that shit was there, the girl is my brothers wife.


It's been my experience that the big girls do way more stuff.  :)
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: The Keto Kid on December 23, 2017, 04:29:19 PM
I challenge you to a hair showdown! And winner gets the illusive Stamos Sandow Trophy to be showcased on their mantel in their respected mansion! Come at me Bro! ;D


Epic hair genetics, but I call it a draw ESF had you beat in the facial hair department,  the guy has a Viking beard.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 23, 2017, 04:31:57 PM
Anyone else open this thread expecting to see 2 getbiggers shmushing penises together on youtube

very let down
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: SOMEPARTS on December 23, 2017, 04:32:36 PM
Epic hair genetics, but I call it a draw ESF had you beat in the facial hair department,  the guy has a Cro Magnon beard.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: The Keto Kid on December 23, 2017, 04:43:57 PM
It's been my experience that the big girls do way more stuff.  :)
Fat girls give the best blowjobs!
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 05:04:28 PM
Epic hair genetics, but I call it a draw ESF had you beat in the facial hair department,  the guy has a Viking beard.

You should see it now lol.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 23, 2017, 05:13:47 PM
It's been my experience that the big girls do way more stuff.  :)
I never really hooked up with a "big" girl, I like more petite girls, Asian/Latina.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 05:22:22 PM
I never really hooked up with a "big" girl, I like more petite girls, Asian/Latina.

Good choice. We share hair genetics and taste in women.

However the Asian girls I date/impregnate/marry are 4'11"-5'2" and have calves n quads like gymnasts. Not your typical petite Asian girl.. N the Latinas are the same height n look like curvy porn stars/lowrider models/suicide girls n already have a kid or 2.

"Big" to me is if they're over 5'5"
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 23, 2017, 05:31:37 PM
Good choice. We share hair genetics and taste in women.

However the Asian girls I date/impregnate/marry are 4'11"-5'2" and have calves n quads like gymnasts. Not your typical petite Asian girl.. N the Latinas are the same height n look like curvy porn stars/lowrider models/suicide girls n already have a kid or 2.

"Big" to me is if they're over 5'5"
Sweet both Asians and Latinas are freaks, also crazy, and super jealous! I've finally had my first Asian squirter experience,  that was some epic shit,  but gets annoying after the first few times.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Bicycle repairman on December 23, 2017, 05:37:24 PM
Good choice. We share hair genetics and taste in women.

However my right hand is (...) .. N my left hand is (...)


Fixed.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: ESFitness on December 23, 2017, 06:02:34 PM
Fixed.

Witty

However I've never had a problem finding attractive, willing women. For $199.95/month ill post a pof profile for u. I do the talking. U just show up and act aloof... Also, it'd help if you somehow made urself more attractive.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: AbrahamG on December 23, 2017, 06:33:46 PM
Witty

However I've never had a problem finding attractive, willing women. For $199.95/month ill post a pof profile for u. I do the talking. U just show up and act aloof... Also, it'd help if you somehow made urself more attractive.

You must still believe in Santa.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Bevo on December 23, 2017, 06:37:16 PM
I never really hooked up with a "big" girl, I like more petite girls, Asian/Latina.

BMC would know all about that
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: polychronopolous on December 23, 2017, 06:46:00 PM
You must still believe in Santa.


He is a handsome bearded white male with great hair and large, defined muscles.

His social status is through the roof.

Women desire to be around him.

Adventures lie before him.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 23, 2017, 07:05:11 PM
1996 and 2017


Yikes. Pubic hair and Hubble telescope glasses  :-X
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: dj181 on December 23, 2017, 07:44:04 PM
He is a handsome bearded white male with great hair and large, defined muscles.

His social status is through the roof.

Women desire to be around him.

Adventures lie before him.

Yeah that's true, but how's his left hooooook?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: QuietYou on December 23, 2017, 08:03:53 PM
Serious question, who was kind enough to take care of your kitties while you were inside?

Craziest part of Jay's story is that in real life this happened to him he was pulled over driving with a activated air bag all fucked up, but he was caught with heroin on him instead of weed like in the movie story here

that guy's young life is fucked up his mom was a heroin junkie who later died of aids who used to lock up Jay in the closet while she was doing deals/john's



15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Bicycle repairman on December 24, 2017, 04:03:25 AM
Witty

However I've never had a problem finding attractive, willing women.

If this is as true as you being lean and mean at 260 lbs, or your incredible strength claims, or your fantastic inmate stories such as nurses spot injecting you, you must really say "I've never had a problem alternating between my right and my left hand". Hope that helps.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 24, 2017, 06:53:28 AM
BMC would know all about that
;D
Witty

However I've never had a problem finding attractive, willing women. For $199.95/month ill post a pof profile for u. I do the talking. U just show up and act aloof... Also, it'd help if you somehow made urself more attractive.
Haha..awesome!
Yeah that's true, but how's his left hooooook?
Don't need a left hook when you have a bulletproof hairline!
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Nether Animal on December 24, 2017, 07:21:53 AM
ESF has good hair... so does G4I.

Good showing, mates.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 24, 2017, 07:41:25 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 24, 2017, 08:59:29 AM
ESF has good hair... so does G4I.

Good showing, mates.
All in good fun, just trying to bring some good spirited comradery to Getbig!
;)
haha!
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Ted SuperSet on December 24, 2017, 09:49:05 AM
1996 and 2017



This pubic hair can not be compared to go4it hair of the stars.
Go4it = model level hair of epic looks.
Your hair = everyday brit hair
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: Go 4 It on December 24, 2017, 09:57:51 AM
This pubic hair can not be compared to go4it hair of the stars.
Go4it = model level hair of epic looks.
Your hair = everyday brit hair
I salute Be There, he still has hair and is in his 50's, he's still has a great build again in his 50's, my only advice in regards to hair for him would be consume more Omega 3 fats/incorporate more collagen in his daily diet/dont wash hair everyday/use coconut oil as a moisturizer and or leave in conditioner. If he follows this protocol he could snap the Stamos Sandow next year!
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: polychronopolous on December 24, 2017, 12:51:25 PM
;)

haha never gets old  ;D
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 24, 2017, 02:39:11 PM
But your rap sheet showed you're 186 lbs, I don't buy the 'that's what they had on my file'
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: The Keto Kid on December 24, 2017, 03:26:39 PM
I salute Be There, he still has hair and is in his 50's, he's still has a great build again in his 50's, my only advice in regards to hair for him would be consume more Omega 3 fats/incorporate more collagen in his daily diet/dont wash hair everyday/use coconut oil as a moisturizer and or leave in conditioner. If he follows this protocol he could snap the Stamos Sandow next year!
Are you serious you don't wash your hair?? Coconut oil for conditioner?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 24, 2017, 03:28:31 PM
But your rap sheet showed you're 186 lbs, I don't buy the 'that's what they had on my file'

That's the same body weight that was on the ID card I got for California while I still had a South Dakota driver's license when I was 15 and that's the body weight that's on my California ID card now. The California driver's license stated I was 6 foot 1 and 230 lb. I got a replacement California ID when they took my California driver's license for the DUI in 2016. Have you ever been fucking arrested?  I don't know what they do whatever bumfuk European shithole you live in but They don't fucking weigh you here in the US weather in South Dakota or California you dumb fuck mother fucker. I wasn't even 186 when I left the fucking hospital after my hip surgery after a month of zero anabolics in the fucking hospital. Add to that I got out of the hospital in mid-september I wasn't booked in for two months now after that which means I've been back in the gym and back on testosterone and back in the gym for a good 6 7 or 8 weeks by the time I was booked in on November 8th. Apparently being a wizard of Truth doesn't require any sort of fucking logic. Fucking punk guy
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: werewolf operative on December 24, 2017, 03:36:54 PM
But your rap sheet showed you're 186 lbs, I don't buy the 'that's what they had on my file'

When your booked they use the weight that's on your drivers license. He's telling the truth.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 24, 2017, 04:28:17 PM
When your booked they use the weight that's on your drivers license. He's telling the truth.
X2. They don't weight you when you get booked. They'll just ask you usually. Maybe look at your CDL.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 24, 2017, 04:28:49 PM
When your booked they use the weight that's on your drivers license. He's telling the truth.

They didn't use my license. They used my CA id. They took my license with the 2016 dui. Luckily I didn't get charged with driving on a suspended license.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 24, 2017, 04:41:56 PM
X2. They don't weight you when you get booked. They'll just ask you usually. Maybe look at your CDL.

Didn't even ask me. I saw it on the form they had me sign when booked. Matter  of fact the guy booking me in was a sergeant buddy of mine (not the cop who arrested me). Lil embarrassing I gotta say.. Plus I knew 6 other sheriffs at the initial jail I was housed in. 4 guys n 2 girls... Apparently they already had a moniker for me lol. .. Long story.

Anyways... Ill probably talk about it later. Still decompressing a lil
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: ESFitness on December 24, 2017, 04:43:36 PM
Are you serious you don't wash your hair?? Coconut oil for conditioner?

Wash mine with Suave body wash. Zero other hair products or supps.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: ESFitness on December 24, 2017, 04:46:09 PM
Yikes. Pubic hair and Hubble telescope glasses  :-X

I see I'm not the only one who has noticed. I guess everybody else was just being nice and not mentioning it.
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: ESFitness on December 24, 2017, 04:56:21 PM
If this is as true as you being lean and mean at 260 lbs, or your incredible strength claims, or your fantastic inmate stories such as nurses spot injecting you, you must really say "I've never had a problem alternating between my right and my left hand". Hope that helps.

260 requires a bit more strict diet than I care to follow daily. 

And please show us all, myself included, where these " incredible strength claims" are.

And nurses spot injecting me? Seriously puss, wtf is so hard to comprehend about having the nurses shoot 1cc in my left or right rear delt or left or right rectus femorus (since your obese ads doesn't even train or have any knowledge of anatomy, I'm sure, seriously 100% sure, you'll have to Google it) once every 2 weeks.

Seriously, with some of you idiots its like telling a 3yr old the Easter bunny doesn't exist and having them not believe me and arguing about it (I.e. you argue about shit you know absolutely nothing about with somebody who actually does).

Sorry, when it comes to talking about girls and dating and actually having sex with more than one girl every 25 years without having to pay for it, I forget I'm speaking to somebody's obese and socially inept
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 24, 2017, 04:57:58 PM
when they used to arrest the flotsam and jetsam on manly beach for performing illegal 'unmanly' acts on each, other my job as volunteer deputy was to weigh the apprehended lads, frisk them and measure their arms. if insufficient hypertrophy was suspected, the lads were often sentenced to 6 months of training on my biceps supinator to get those arms up to snuff for thier parole hearing. of course they were required to train wearing only knickers so i would be able to supervise their progress 'fully'
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 24, 2017, 05:00:54 PM
when they used to arrest the flotsam and jetsam on manly beach for performing illegal 'unmanly' acts on each, other my job as volunteer deputy was to weigh the apprehended lads, frisk them and measure their arms. if insufficient hypertrophy was suspected, the lads were often sentenced to 6 months of training on my biceps supinator to get those arms up to snuff for thier parole hearing. of course they were required to train wearing only knickers so i would be able to supervise their progress 'fully'

Checks out
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 24, 2017, 05:05:14 PM
Checks out

imitation of basile
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: polychronopolous on December 24, 2017, 05:24:47 PM
when they used to arrest the flotsam and jetsam on manly beach for performing illegal 'unmanly' acts on each, other my job as volunteer deputy was to weigh the apprehended lads, frisk them and measure their arms. if insufficient hypertrophy was suspected, the lads were often sentenced to 6 months of training on my biceps supinator to get those arms up to snuff for thier parole hearing. of course they were required to train wearing only knickers so i would be able to supervise their progress 'fully'

Haha  :D
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 24, 2017, 05:37:37 PM
260 requires a bit more strict diet than I care to follow daily. 

And please show us all, myself included, where these " incredible strength claims" are.

And nurses spot injecting me? Seriously puss, wtf is so hard to comprehend about having the nurses shoot 1cc in my left or right rear delt or left or right rectus femorus (since your obese ads doesn't even train or have any knowledge of anatomy, I'm sure, seriously 100% sure, you'll have to Google it) once every 2 weeks.

Seriously, with some of you idiots its like telling a 3yr old the Easter bunny doesn't exist and having them not believe me and arguing about it (I.e. you argue about shit you know absolutely nothing about with somebody who actually does).

Sorry, when it comes to talking about girls and dating and actually having sex with more than one girl every 25 years without having to pay for it, I forget I'm speaking to somebody's obese and socially inept

Bicycle repairman has a pretty good physique

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=641171.0;attach=753295;image)
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on December 24, 2017, 05:51:00 PM
How many of those deputies are on gear?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 24, 2017, 05:59:04 PM
That's the same body weight that was on the ID card I got for California while I still had a South Dakota driver's license when I was 15 and that's the body weight that's on my California ID card now. The California driver's license stated I was 6 foot 1 and 230 lb. I got a replacement California ID when they took my California driver's license for the DUI in 2016. Have you ever been fucking arrested?  I don't know what they do whatever bumfuk European shithole you live in but They don't fucking weigh you here in the US weather in South Dakota or California you dumb fuck mother fucker. I wasn't even 186 when I left the fucking hospital after my hip surgery after a month of zero anabolics in the fucking hospital. Add to that I got out of the hospital in mid-september I wasn't booked in for two months now after that which means I've been back in the gym and back on testosterone and back in the gym for a good 6 7 or 8 weeks by the time I was booked in on November 8th. Apparently being a wizard of Truth doesn't require any sort of fucking logic. Fucking punk guy
Did you not lose a leg?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: LurkerNoMore on December 24, 2017, 07:33:30 PM
The fact you were even arrested in the first place cements loser status.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 24, 2017, 07:44:03 PM
That's the same body weight that was on the ID card I got for California while I still had a South Dakota driver's license when I was 15 and that's the body weight that's on my California ID card now. The California driver's license stated I was 6 foot 1 and 230 lb. I got a replacement California ID when they took my California driver's license for the DUI in 2016. Have you ever been fucking arrested?  I don't know what they do whatever bumfuk European shithole you live in but They don't fucking weigh you here in the US weather in South Dakota or California you dumb fuck mother fucker. I wasn't even 186 when I left the fucking hospital after my hip surgery after a month of zero anabolics in the fucking hospital. Add to that I got out of the hospital in mid-september I wasn't booked in for two months now after that which means I've been back in the gym and back on testosterone and back in the gym for a good 6 7 or 8 weeks by the time I was booked in on November 8th. Apparently being a wizard of Truth doesn't require any sort of fucking logic. Fucking punk guy

Brutal meltdown about your weight.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: QuietYou on December 24, 2017, 11:23:09 PM
Brutal meltdown about your weight.

lmao
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Bicycle repairman on December 25, 2017, 04:17:24 AM
Brutal meltdown about your weight.

Heavy meltdown indeed. He should take things more lightly.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 25, 2017, 05:44:50 AM
Did you not lose a leg?

Where the fuck do you gather I lost a leg? Dumb guy yea, I was walking around the fucking Hospital filming videos while on one leg just hours after surgery after they apparently cut off my fucking leg you dumb mother fucker
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 25, 2017, 05:46:13 AM
How many of those deputies are on gear?

What deps? Ones I know? Or deputies in general?

Nevermind. not going to answer that here
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Nether Animal on December 25, 2017, 05:50:17 AM
Did they give you dilaudid or morphine?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: QuietYou on December 25, 2017, 05:59:08 AM
How many shanks did you have in prison? I already knew you lead a clan there. But how many people made up your clan? 100 or 1000? Obviously the 10's are not enough for a man your calibur.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 25, 2017, 07:17:20 AM
Where the fuck do you gather I lost a leg? Dumb guy yea, I was walking around the fucking Hospital filming videos while on one leg just hours after surgery after they apparently cut off my fucking leg you dumb mother fucker
You've done far braver and more extraordinary things...
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: The Keto Kid on December 25, 2017, 08:48:50 AM
Bicycle repairman has a pretty good physique

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=641171.0;attach=753295;image)
If Bike repairman has a head of hair I'm pretty sure he's in the running to take this!
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 25, 2017, 10:14:57 AM
Did they give you dilaudid or morphine?

In the hospital? Got 80m oxy CR 2x a day, 30mg oxy IR 6x a day and 2mg iv diluadid every 2hrs, & best believe I was awake for those 2mg shots round the clock. I'd "sleep" for maybe an hours a night n 1-2 30min naps during the day the whole time I was there post surgery.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 25, 2017, 10:21:08 AM
How many shanks did you have in prison? I already knew you lead a clan there. But how many people made up your clan? 100 or 1000? Obviously the 10's are not enough for a man your calibur.

I had zero shanks in prison. Never needed one. Others could carry but I never did.

In county I was a short timer so the woods already had their reps n right-hands in each unit. But in most units I had served more actual time than most n was older so "putting in work" was optional. Plus I outweighed most there by 40+lbs, including Woods, paisas, homies, brothers, nortenos, etc.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 25, 2017, 10:24:23 AM
I had zero shanks in prison. Never needed one. Others could carry but I never did.

In county I was a short timer so the woods already had their reps n right-hands in each unit. But in most units I had served more actual time than most n was older so "putting in work" was optional. Plus I outweighed most there by 40+lbs, including Woods, paisas, homies, brothers, nortenos, etc.
'Most' were 146lbs so?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 25, 2017, 10:35:33 AM
ESFITNESS is EXTREMELY sensitive.

I mean, he is "sitting" here defending his weight to a bunch of random people on the internet. He gets offended very easily.

Sad.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Bicycle repairman on December 25, 2017, 10:38:50 AM
ESFITNESS is EXTREMELY sensitive.

I mean, he is "sitting" here defending his weight to a bunch of random people on the internet. He gets offended very easily.

Sad.

He doesn't take offenses lightly.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 25, 2017, 10:41:36 AM
'Most' were 146lbs so?

At most, guys in there are 170-180lbs. At most. With the majority at the 140-150 range. You're usually dealing with meth addicts in there
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on December 25, 2017, 10:52:08 AM
At most, guys in there are 170-180lbs. At most. With the majority at the 140-150 range. You're usually dealing with meth addicts in there
Yeah same in jail here tbh, except heroin heads, no method here. Yet
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: Dave D on December 25, 2017, 10:56:50 AM
ESFITNESS is EXTREMELY sensitive.

I mean, he is "sitting" here defending his weight to a bunch of random people on the internet. He gets offended very easily.

Sad.

Merry Christmas SF1900 and ESFitness.

I hope you can pack some extra pounds during this holiday season. It sucks being a twink.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 25, 2017, 11:08:02 AM
He doesn't take offenses lightly.

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 25, 2017, 11:11:14 AM
Merry Christmas SF1900 and ESFitness.

I hope you can pack some extra pounds during this holiday season. It sucks being a twink.

Thanks, Dave!!

I am sure ESFITNESS will eat a whole boar for the extra protein!
Title: Re: ESF I'm Calling You Out!!
Post by: polychronopolous on December 25, 2017, 04:05:34 PM
Bicycle repairman has a pretty good physique

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=641171.0;attach=753295;image)

RIPPED TO THE BONE!!!!
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 25, 2017, 04:47:48 PM
Fuck a boar. Im a carbs guy. Potatoes. Stuffing. Lefse. Cheesecake. Cookies. Etc
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 25, 2017, 04:49:28 PM
Yeah same in jail here tbh, except heroin heads, no method here. Yet

Never understood that. Heroin and opiates, esp nubain back in the day, made me hungry as fuck 24-7
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 25, 2017, 05:28:32 PM
Where the fuck do you gather I lost a leg? Dumb guy yea, I was walking around the fucking Hospital filming videos while on one leg just hours after surgery after they apparently cut off my fucking leg you dumb mother fucker

did you see what happened with that emma chick from the misfits?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 25, 2017, 07:13:50 PM
did you see what happened with that emma chick from the misfits?

No clue who that is
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 25, 2017, 07:38:34 PM
No clue who that is

she is one of the delray misfits frequent co-stars

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=640206.0
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: B R on December 26, 2017, 12:13:59 AM
He doesn't take offenses lightly.

How about disrespect?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: SF1900 on December 26, 2017, 12:28:54 AM
How about disrespect?

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: NelsonMuntz on December 26, 2017, 12:46:14 AM
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.


 :D

adapted from GetBigApedia, Volume D, Page 18, Disrespected Again @2017

I don't take kindly to disrespect to Christmas Cheer. Not 3 year olds sitting on Santa's lap at the mall, not my gym's Christmas Party, not from the guy shilling for the Salvation Army on main street with a kettle and a bell , not in the toy section at WalMart, not at a family gathering, not for feeding the homeless a turkey dinner, not when I am driving my car at night and they are dressed up walking down the street going to see loved ones...anywhere.

People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run around the neighbourhood singling Christmas carols thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

Spent many years in a place where if you sing Christmas Carol outside someone's house and you sing "we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year!"" , you know that when you sing it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths trying to bring good cheer to you and your king. Despite wearing that ugly sweater his uncle gave him last christmas that does not fit, slippers and one of those paper crowns from the holiday dinner, the guy who's door you just knocked on with your neighbours and proceed to try and spread christmas cheer to by singing some fucking songs   and not leaving when he politely declines your cheer, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying your neighbour's little 86 year old grandmother wearing her best Sunday Church dress singing her heart out even after being told to stop and proceed to teach her a lesson by taking her down to the ground and kicking out her dentures before you even know what happened.

The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to December 26.

Merry Fucking Christmas







Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: ESFitness on December 26, 2017, 02:06:49 AM
How did this thread become 10 pages all of a sudden?
Title: Re: ESF Update
Post by: B R on December 26, 2017, 04:16:15 AM
How did this thread become 10 pages all of a sudden?

Because you’re that funny.