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Title: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: SF1900 on January 14, 2018, 02:57:03 PM
I don't believe Branch competed much in 2017. Seems like he may have faded into retirement without a formal announcement. However, it looks like he is making a "comeback" based on his recent instagram post. If he competes, it looks like we will have to deal with him making top 6 in every show.

Incline dumbbell curls

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdvN1MwBdYa/?hl=en&taken-by=thebranchwarren

"Branch isn't done yet. 2018, here I come." Branch Warren

(http://i68.tinypic.com/2e6eyhu.png)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Skeletor on January 14, 2018, 03:32:10 PM
I don't believe Branch competed much in 2017. Seems like he may have faded into retirement without a formal announcement. However, it looks like he is making a "comeback" based on his recent instagram post. If he competes, it looks like we will have to deal with him making top 6 in every show.

Incline dumbbell curls

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdvN1MwBdYa/?hl=en&taken-by=thebranchwarren

"Branch isn't done yet. 2018, here I come." Branch Warren

(http://i68.tinypic.com/2e6eyhu.png)

Branch is no stranger to gift placings.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=608029.0;attach=677472)
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: SF1900 on January 14, 2018, 03:34:14 PM
Branch is no stranger to gift placings.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=608029.0;attach=677472)

He's been giving gift placings for year.

Wonder why the judges like him so much.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: _bruce_ on January 14, 2018, 03:47:48 PM
He's looking pretty good. Not really up to par to what he has been but at least he's somewhat of a character.
And a horselover too.  :D
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Yanin on January 14, 2018, 06:31:21 PM
Another old guy gifted placing holding back up and commers
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Hypertrophy on January 14, 2018, 06:51:46 PM
just not a pleasing physique at all
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: The Keto Kid on January 14, 2018, 07:11:10 PM
He had a phenomenal build when he was young.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: el numero uno on January 14, 2018, 08:01:18 PM
I don't believe Branch competed much in 2017. Seems like he may have faded into retirement without a formal announcement. However, it looks like he is making a "comeback" based on his recent instagram post. If he competes, it looks like we will have to deal with him making top 6 in every show.

Incline dumbbell curls

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdvN1MwBdYa/?hl=en&taken-by=thebranchwarren

"Branch isn't done yet. 2018, here I come." Branch Warren

(http://i68.tinypic.com/2e6eyhu.png)

A couple of years ago he looked like he was about to die at any moment.

I wonder if he took some time off because of health problems.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Fortress on January 15, 2018, 08:30:19 AM
What’s the goddamn point?! He’ll look like shit.

Fact.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: SF1900 on January 15, 2018, 09:05:43 AM
A couple of years ago he looked like he was about to die at any moment.

I wonder if he took some time off because of health problems.

Who knows.

I believe Branch owns a company (distribution company). It seems like he is nicely off and does not need to compete.

But, of course, we all know that he will get a few gift placings and will show up at the 2018 Mr. O and crack top 6 (or at least top 8).

The judges REALLY seem to enjoy giving Branch placings that he doesn't deserve. More so than anyone else.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: hipolito mejia on January 15, 2018, 09:14:20 AM
He had a phenomenal build when he was young.

He's still young. 
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: SquatsRule on January 15, 2018, 09:14:38 AM
I wonder if he lifts everyday items like he does weights. Say, if he goes grocery shopping, does he shout mother****** and throw all the bags into the back of his truck?
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Fortress on January 15, 2018, 09:17:17 AM
I wonder if he lifts everyday items like he does weights. Say, if he goes grocery shopping, does he shout mother****** and throw all the bags into the back of his truck?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: Skeletor on January 15, 2018, 09:22:44 AM
I wonder if he lifts everyday items like he does weights. Say, if he goes grocery shopping, does he shout mother****** and throw all the bags into the back of his truck?

I don't think he can reach that high.

(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p131/Class_B/BranchWarrentruck2.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: denarii on January 15, 2018, 11:52:40 AM
jackson looks about twice as big as him in that clip
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: Taffin on January 15, 2018, 01:19:04 PM
Must have taken a while for those Chinese kidneys to graft in properly, but fair play to him risking them - he's got the supply chain in place now and he can afford it...

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Lung seller!!  :o
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: _bruce_ on January 15, 2018, 01:37:24 PM
I wonder if he lifts everyday items like he does weights. Say, if he goes grocery shopping, does he shout mother****** and throw all the bags into the back of his truck?

 ;D
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: honest on January 15, 2018, 02:20:39 PM
He looked so much better when he was younger, modern bodybuilding and the shaped up bloated look just sucks.
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: BEEFYHEAVYWEIGHT on January 15, 2018, 02:32:00 PM
I thought Branch Warren was Buck Angel.
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: Sexybeast777 on January 15, 2018, 02:39:00 PM
Branch can dethrone Heath.
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: chess315 on January 15, 2018, 03:03:29 PM
Branch is up there with big lenny and Kovacs and palumbo
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: dj181 on January 15, 2018, 03:18:01 PM
How does he feel about fat asains ???
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: chess315 on January 15, 2018, 03:24:37 PM
If he returns im sure we will have plenty of new pix like palumbo to mock people with. Surely he can't be so delusional I hope he is will give us some fun
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: SF1900 on January 15, 2018, 03:27:44 PM
If he returns im sure we will have plenty of new pix like palumbo to mock people with. Surely he can't be so delusional I hope he is will give us some fun

He doesn't have to be delusional when he's constantly being gifted placings.

He really just has to show up.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: chess315 on January 15, 2018, 03:28:43 PM
He's been giving gift placings for year.

Wonder why the judges like him so much.
there is no way in hell you can do good like that I imagine he looks great in person but to be on stage like that OMG he doesn't look human look at his calves
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: chess315 on January 15, 2018, 03:32:59 PM
He doesn't have to be delusional when he's constantly being gifted placings.

He really just has to show up.
but now he will look comical it will be funny like when Kovacs and palumbo did it I hope he does surely he can't be that stupid
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: SF1900 on January 15, 2018, 03:35:33 PM
but now he will look comical it will be funny like when Kovacs and palumbo did it I hope he does surely he can't be that stupid

He looked horrible in 2016 and still placed well. Only 1 year has gone by.
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: ESFitness on January 15, 2018, 04:24:50 PM
Lotta scar-tissue and adhesions from his training style.

Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: oldschoolfan on January 15, 2018, 04:38:18 PM
Who knows.

I believe Branch owns a company (distribution company). It seems like he is nicely off and does not need to compete.

But, of course, we all know that he will get a few gift placings and will show up at the 2018 Mr. O and crack top 6 (or at least top 8).

The judges REALLY seem to enjoy giving Branch placings that he doesn't deserve. More so than anyone else.

sf do you think this is because "branch has paid his dues with the judges"  i mean he trains  in that shit hole gym that coelman used to go to , i am sure branch is no stranger to "taking one for the team"   


Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: SF1900 on January 15, 2018, 05:03:53 PM
sf do you think this is because "branch has paid his dues with the judges"  i mean he trains  in that shit hole gym that coelman used to go to , i am sure branch is no stranger to "taking one for the team"   




OSF, I think everything you say is accurate. He clearly has paid his dues in more ways than one and this likely contributes to his gifted placings.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: chess315 on January 15, 2018, 05:05:53 PM
OSF, I think everything you say is accurate. He clearly has paid his dues in more ways than one and this likely contributes to his gifted placings.
so he's having sex with the judges or Joe weiders kids
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: WalterWhite on January 15, 2018, 05:07:11 PM
(http://i67.tinypic.com/oh7hj8.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: chess315 on January 15, 2018, 05:12:08 PM
I always liked this one
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: WalterWhite on January 15, 2018, 05:23:09 PM
He looked horrible in 2016 and still placed well. Only 1 year has gone by.

2015 Olympia was his last contest from what I remember.
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: ESFitness on January 15, 2018, 05:54:58 PM
sf do you think this is because "branch has paid his dues with the judges"  i mean he trains  in that shit hole gym that coelman used to go to , i am sure branch is no stranger to "taking one for the team"   




More of these lame "bodybuilders fuck judges" responses.
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: SF1900 on January 15, 2018, 06:38:01 PM
2015 Olympia was his last contest from what I remember.

He competed in the 2016 Arnold Classic

6th Juan Morel

5th Branch Warren

4th Justin Compton

3rd Josh Lenartowicz

2nd Cedric McMillan

1st Kai Greene - 2016 Arnold Classic Champion
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: WalterWhite on January 15, 2018, 06:44:26 PM
He competed in the 2016 Arnold Classic

6th Juan Morel

5th Branch Warren

4th Justin Compton

3rd Josh Lenartowicz

2nd Cedric McMillan

1st Kai Greene - 2016 Arnold Classic Champion

Def forgettable hope he remains retired.  Even Wiki forgot. :D
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: SF1900 on January 15, 2018, 06:48:57 PM
Def forgettable hope he remains retired.  Even Wiki forgot. :D

Based on the instagram post, it doesn't seem like he is staying "retired."

By far, he has the worst physique.
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: WalterWhite on January 15, 2018, 06:57:52 PM
Based on the instagram post, it doesn't seem like he is staying "retired."

By far, he has the worst physique.

Agree and add worst training form. Shocked he's still standing.
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: Jayel on January 15, 2018, 07:30:32 PM
He competed in the 2016 Arnold Classic

6th Juan Morel

5th Branch Warren

4th Justin Compton

3rd Josh Lenartowicz

2nd Cedric McMillan

1st Kai Greene - 2016 Arnold Classic Champion

Obviously you had to be there in person to see his ‘grainy-ness’. Pics don’t tell the full story....
 ::)
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: SF1900 on January 15, 2018, 07:36:24 PM
Obviously you had to be there in person to see his ‘grainy-ness’. Pics don’t tell the full story....
 ::)

That is true. I mean, look at those forearms, biceps, shoulders, and back. Outstanding.

(http://www.freynutrition.info/arnold-classic/2016/branch-warren-4.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: chess315 on January 15, 2018, 07:45:59 PM
Just as well put cswol in there
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: Jayel on January 15, 2018, 10:49:25 PM
That is true. I mean, look at those forearms, biceps, shoulders, and back. Outstanding.

(http://www.freynutrition.info/arnold-classic/2016/branch-warren-4.jpg)

“But his condition best everyone else’s...”
“You can’t judge a show from your moms basement”
“There’s nothing like being there in the press pit, seated behind the judges”
“There wasn’t a problem with Heath’s gut”

(Bob Chick, Palumbo, Aceto, Baye, Ray etc)
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: calfzilla on January 15, 2018, 11:07:23 PM
Agree and add worst training form. Shocked he's still standing.

It was funny watching Lee Priest make fun of Branch and Johnnys training style in a video.
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: WalterWhite on January 15, 2018, 11:17:04 PM
It was funny watching Lee Priest make fun of Branch and Johnnys training style in a video.

Love Lee

 :D

Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: oldschoolfan on January 16, 2018, 01:55:55 AM
Love Lee

 :D



mr white that is a great video,  on a serious note lee priest has some of the best form ive seen a pro train with, whenever i watch a branch warren video i injure myself just watching it
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: viking1 on January 16, 2018, 10:53:46 AM
Good for him.
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: milone79 on January 16, 2018, 11:02:41 AM
fucking disgusting mess!!! It still boggles my mind that is atrocity actually won the Arnold Classic TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let that shit sink in for a minute!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: IronMeister on January 16, 2018, 11:36:44 AM
(https://s10.postimg.org/tb335t1op/image.png)
Title: Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
Post by: Taffin on January 16, 2018, 12:50:21 PM
very old reposts....
Title: Re: Branch Warren
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 16, 2018, 12:55:38 PM
He had a phenomenal build when he was young.

He def had, but unfortunately he found a way to destroy this look, caused by upping the dose and tearing almost every muscle fiber...