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Title: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on May 22, 2006, 04:40:17 AM
Well, there we were, getting ready for Princess Peaches birthday party. You see, i never had a problem with Mario, but the guy is one weird fucker. Always drunk or high, even back in Donkey Kong. He was constantly getting mad at me. "Don't throw these fucking barrels at me!" "Throw them slower!!" and shit like this. You know, I told him to shut up, said this was the only decent job i got in years. I have a family to feed. They tell me to throw barrels at some gay italian pizza guy, this is like a dream to me.
So anyways, Mario is drunk already, even when he arrives at my house. Tells me shit his car is wrecked because he drove over a turtle shell. Yeah right! Who is he trying to kid?
We leave half an hour to late and get over to pick up Toadstool. Now when Mario is high, i have to pay attention he doesn't bite a piece off of Toadstool. The poor guy was scared as shit. "I'll make you a magic mushroom pizza", Mario went on until i made him shut the hell up. The guy is desperate. Nintendo checked him into Betty Ford a few times, but all he does is fuck around.
Well, on with the story. so finally we arrive at Princess Peaches castle, and everything is fine there. Every one is happy and dancing, the food is great and Princess Peach and Luigi look at each other as if it was their first day together.
We play some funny games, when nobody is looking, Mario slides some turtle shell over the ground and knocks other guest down, at what everybody laughs.
Somebody proposes i should climb up to the empore and throw barrels at Mario, and in a wink Mario goes berserk.
I'm talkin M E L T D O W N here.
He jumps around on peoples heads, screams around and throws fire balls. Everybody is like: What the hell is up with him?" and there seems no way to stop him. Princess Peach starts to cry, and Toadstool runs away, the little bitch. Mario still runs around screaming and yelling. "Why does everybody want barrels thrown at me? What is this about, yuo hate me all!!"
So i think, i cannot let this pathetic tool ruin the party and just knocked him out flat with one of the barrels. The party went on and everybody was happy, but the next day i'm in BIG trouble. Mario wants to get me fired. It was only because of Princess Peaches intervening that i could stay with Nintendo. I already saw myself running down a hill chasing a hedgehog.


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: brett43 on May 28, 2006, 01:21:25 AM
Holy Shit that was funny!


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on June 07, 2006, 01:43:28 PM
bump.

i'll bump this til it has 10000000 views.  ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on June 18, 2006, 02:08:02 AM
bump


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on July 04, 2006, 04:28:03 AM
bump


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on July 04, 2006, 10:03:44 AM
bump

thamks!


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on July 11, 2006, 02:37:29 AM
bump ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on July 16, 2006, 09:14:22 AM
bump ;D

thamks again!  ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: Jr. Yates on July 16, 2006, 04:16:59 PM
Holy Shit that was funny!
haha.


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on July 17, 2006, 01:57:45 PM
bump.

i'll bump this til it has 10000000 views.  ;D

Man, still far away from my goal.  :'(


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on July 18, 2006, 02:07:21 AM
Here, let me give you a hand with that  ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on July 22, 2006, 06:40:58 AM
Wow, 666 views. Creepy...  ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: benchthis on July 26, 2006, 08:06:39 PM
bump  8)


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: bicepsforyou on August 22, 2006, 06:06:02 AM
LOL You guys kill me.


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on August 22, 2006, 06:24:23 AM
That reminds me, BUMP


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: Deadpool on August 22, 2006, 11:19:22 AM
ditto, bump.


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on October 10, 2006, 07:17:03 AM
bump.

i'll bump this til it has 10000000 views.  ;D

shit. way to go.


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on October 10, 2006, 07:20:00 AM
F*ck me, I'd forgotten about this one!   :D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: Deadpool on October 10, 2006, 08:38:42 AM
gift bump


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on November 03, 2006, 08:01:41 AM
gift bump

Thanks!!


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: WOOO on November 04, 2006, 05:10:19 AM
I never heard of bump..
bump


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on December 13, 2006, 06:54:20 AM
come on, guys!


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on December 13, 2006, 07:00:55 AM
I'd forgotten about this old chesnut, BUMP!!!


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: rccs on December 15, 2006, 10:45:17 AM
A shrink for this Bump please...


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on December 17, 2006, 11:45:07 PM
Bump


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: Petrucci on December 21, 2006, 10:24:16 AM
hey, wrong thread...












 ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on January 05, 2007, 04:57:46 AM
hey, wrong thread...












 ;D

please pay more attention next time.  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on January 26, 2007, 12:28:40 PM
ohh, wrong thread...  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: TestDummy on January 27, 2007, 03:31:52 AM
Thats a funny ass story....and thats an ugly ass chick.....I think she has a "bump".


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on March 06, 2007, 02:09:29 PM
 ::)


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on March 07, 2007, 01:54:47 AM
Waha, this one makes me feel better each time, how many views are we on?


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on March 07, 2007, 02:01:49 AM
nearly 2000.

Way to go.  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on November 22, 2007, 02:51:03 AM
Man, half a year....


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: freespirit on November 22, 2007, 12:30:24 PM
One more.....


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on November 29, 2007, 06:35:44 AM
This one's worth bumping.  We'll get there.


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on January 24, 2008, 06:49:43 AM
This one's worth bumping.  We'll get there.

you think so?


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on January 25, 2008, 12:04:56 AM
DK have you got this in your favourites or something?  ;D

Think maybe you should write part two.


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on January 25, 2008, 03:46:12 AM
DK have you got this in your favourites or something?  ;D

Think maybe you should write part two.

No, i just look it up and bump it from time to time.  ;D ;D ;D

Yes, maybe i should write part two, but it's not very funny now.

I posted the first few hundred posts solely in the 'donkeykong' role.  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on February 22, 2008, 12:23:39 AM
Been almost a month.  Bump!


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on February 22, 2008, 12:25:09 AM
The sad thins is that I read this story pretty much every time I bump it.  :-[


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on February 22, 2008, 01:01:32 AM
The sad thins is that I read this story pretty much every time I bump it.  :-[

why is that sad?


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on February 22, 2008, 01:33:57 AM
Because I've bumped this f*cker about 10 times already.  I'm a sad person... oh well, I guess I'm in the right place  ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on April 04, 2008, 04:15:38 AM
cough


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: ozman on April 24, 2008, 02:41:07 PM
 ;D


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: hazbin on April 27, 2008, 08:15:47 PM
i was the best guy in town at that game and then they brought in that stupid drug testing.


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on July 29, 2008, 03:32:29 AM
 ::) ::)


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: smaul on January 07, 2009, 06:19:19 AM
Bump to welcome DK back!


Title: Re: Classic story from back in the days...
Post by: DK II on January 07, 2009, 06:20:28 AM
Bump to welcome DK back!

lol thanks, i forgot about this. it mus have been one of my first posts on getbig... lol