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Getbig Bodybuilding Boards => Training Q&A => Injury and Rehabilitation => Topic started by: Always Sore on June 22, 2006, 02:26:31 PM
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i have a sore wrist from slapping your mom off my junk and it hurts all the way up to my shoulder, i think i really killed her since she is such a meat hound what do you think i should do for the pain?
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well i know my mom is a handful for most men. Thank god it wasn't my sister! If it was youd be in ICU. I sugest not griping anything cylindrical for a while and would keep the appendage elevated. Also try some ice therapy and a pain killer. 800mg of Ibuprofen should do the trick. If the swelling and/or pain continue for 2 or more days, then we may have to put you ina wrist splint and be more agressive with the pain management. Also, please remeber that we will need your current insurance card and payment method when you come in nest. Thanks.
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well i know my mom is a handful for most men. Thank god it wasn't my sister! If it was youd be in ICU. I sugest not griping anything cylindrical for a while and would keep the appendage elevated. Also try some ice therapy and a pain killer. 800mg of Ibuprofen should do the trick. If the swelling and/or pain continue for 2 or more days, then we may have to put you ina wrist splint and be more agressive with the pain management. Also, please remeber that we will need your current insurance card and payment method when you come in nest. Thanks.
thanks DR Migs, i feel better already..does your sister still have bulk rate discounts...
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yes she does. But she prefers when you guys bring the ice packs. Constant hours of pounding being what it is... :-\
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sorry man i was passing by and started reading where Guardian started calling you Dr migs and i was giggling like a school girl...
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that's cool. I like your giggle ;)
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Dr. Migs, I'm with your sister right now and I just split her ass open during some rough anal. She's hemorraging pretty bad. What should we do? :)
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Dr. Migs, I'm with your sister right now and I just split her ass open during some rough anal. She's hemorraging pretty bad. What should we do? :)
if i could jump in Guardian you should know the mantra
start the breathing
stop the bleeding
protect the wound and
tread for shock
sir...
if that does not work give her a towel and move back up to the mouth till your done...:)
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if AS's solution doesnt work, my sister keeps and inflata-cork in her purse
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Thank you Dr. Migs, corking her ass and applying steady pressure seemed to work. She's up and around now though a bit bowlegged and seems to be afraid to sit down. ;)
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You guys are ruthless with each other... I like it... ;)
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Thank you Dr. Migs, corking her ass and applying steady pressure seemed to work. She's up and around now though a bit bowlegged and seems to be afraid to sit down. ;)
tell the bitch to get over it. No pain no gain.
As for us being ruthless, we are and anyone who opposses us gets thrashed. It's how we roll around here.
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Wow. The Dr. is "in" ;D
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tell the bitch to get over it. No pain no gain.
As for us being ruthless, we are and anyone who opposses us gets thrashed. It's how we roll around here.
Damn, wouldn't want you and your homies to roll out to Kansas and bust a cap in my cracker ass! :)
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Damn, wouldn't want you and your homies to roll out to Kansas and bust a cap in my cracker ass! :)
dude, you live in kansas, if we were to roll out it wouldn't be there. Kansas sucks. sorry i know you live there, but its the truth.
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dude, you live in kansas, if we were to roll out it wouldn't be there. Kansas sucks. sorry i know you live there, but its the truth.
Never claimed it to be anything special. Not just Kansas but western Kansas.
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East, West...What's the difference. Type of corn?
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The further west you go the less people there are.
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I drove through Kansas. I did'nt see any people for miles.
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yup been to kansas. I was so bored there. the entire state sucks ass. I was so borad i was thinking about going cow hunting with arrows made of corn
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I drove through Kansas. I did'nt see any people for miles.
you say that like a bad thing...less people sometimes is better then to many...unless its a pile of naked girls...:)
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No seriously I drove through there on a cross country trip. There was NOTHING for miles.
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No seriously I drove through there on a cross country trip. There was NOTHING for miles.
it's the same in central illinois. nothing but corn feilds and the corn fed women on the field.
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I remember coming through Idaho one night. Stopped at a gas station and could barely get out of the car. Complete locust nightmare.
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I remember coming through Idaho one night. Stopped at a gas station and could barely get out of the car. Complete locust nightmare.
i drove thru mississippi (sp) and it was dark as shit. Anyway i was about out of gas and as i pull in i here thumps against the car. freaking huge bugs flying around the lights spalttering on the car. it sucked.
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Ever been to Nebraska? The entire state smells like cow shit.
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nope, but New Orleans is the same way.
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Yep after katrina I'm sure it is.
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I think the middle of the us is the only places i have not been to much, been up and down the east and west coasts...
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Yep after katrina I'm sure it is.
even pre-katrina it smelled
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i want to move to the mountains, i miss the smell of pine in the spring and the coolness of a hot summer day.when i was growing up in cali i was about a hours drive from being either at the beach or in the snow pack....
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i want to move to the mountains, i miss the smell of pine in the spring and the coolness of a hot summer day.when i was growing up in cali i was about a hours drive from being either at the beach or in the snow pack....
that would be nice
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that would be nice
i did not mean that as a invitation cock jockey...:)
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i did not mean that as a invitation cock jockey...:)
well fuck you too. I am going to use your sigmoid colon as my personal cock sock come winter time, biotch ;D
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well f**k you too. I am going to use your sigmoid colon as my personal cock sock come winter time, biotch ;D
ROTFLMAO ...only if you bring me flowers first and wear a rented tux....pookie...
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ROTFLMAO ...only if you bring me flowers first and wear a rented tux....pookie...
is this going to turn into a prom story?
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is this going to turn into a prom story?
it always turns into prom...:)
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thanks for reminding me. Maybe i should just opt for hookers
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thanks for reminding me. Maybe i should just opt for hookers
call girls, hookers are for lower class people...:)
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call girls, hookers are for lower class people...:)
thanks cuz we all now i'm about class!