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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 15, 2006, 05:54:08 PM
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After much thought, I've decided to bring back the "Steroid of the Month" articles, There is other news to report from the "Keeping it Real" Newletter but its gets better.
I've completed the upgrades to my computer system, add and will now print free 2 Quarterly Newsletters.
One will be called "Live Well & Prosper" and will be for general nutrition and health. Nothing Fancy and will problably bore a lot of people but will be the flagship newletter of the company and will mainly be a price list for different products
The other one however will be called Vince Goodrum's Better Living Thru Chemistry. Just like Dan Duchaine's Dirty Dieting Newsletter, I will bring the extreme methods of building muscle & burning fat. Currently there are 2 people interested in writing some articles and I'm looking for some others to help out with it. This will not be listed on our website but one of my UG sites I have running.
To top everything off, I will be doing a 30 minute instructional video in October and a taped seminar on July 29th. Both will be made available on Caliber Fitness for everyone.
I'm still training but I'm still expanding the business to new heights. There are some other updates, some Shawn Ray won't like but decisions have to be made.
Later
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LOL this is funny as hell, "This will not be listed on our website but one of my UG sites I have running" your ass is going to land up in jail your such a dumbass. Vince do tell us your secrets at
losing gaining fat. ::)
I'm up for writing you a newsletter called "Waking up from your delusional world, realizing your a wank, living sane through human approaches" it will be for those that are not keeping it real
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After much thought, I've decided to bring back the "Steroid of the Month" articles, There is other news to report from the "Keeping it Real" Newletter but its gets better.
I've completed the upgrades to my computer system, add and will now print free 2 Quarterly Newsletters.
One will be called "Live Well & Prosper" and will be for general nutrition and health. Nothing Fancy and will problably bore a lot of people but will be the flagship newletter of the company and will mainly be a price list for different products
The other one however will be called Vince Goodrum's Better Living Thru Chemistry. Just like Dan Duchaine's Dirty Dieting Newsletter, I will bring the extreme methods of building muscle & burning fat. Currently there are 2 people interested in writing some articles and I'm looking for some others to help out with it. This will not be listed on our website but one of my UG sites I have running.
To top everything off, I will be doing a 30 minute instructional video in October and a taped seminar on July 29th. Both will be made available on Caliber Fitness for everyone.
I'm still training but I'm still expanding the business to new heights. There are some other updates, some Shawn Ray won't like but decisions have to be made.
Later
SERIOUSLY, VINCE?
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SERIOUSLY, VINCE?
Yep, a couple of known writers have shown interest in the project and it never hurts to try new things. That's how businesses grow. Its been a while since I've done a seminar but it'll be good to get things going again and its good for promoting my business.
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UG websites? What are they?
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UG websites? What are they?
hmmm maybe its underground websites ???
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fucking vince must have smoked a ton of crack tonight? ;D
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With all due respect, Vince, shouldn't you look like you take steroids (or at least have a physique that looks like you lift weights) before you go and dispense advice on steroids? :-\
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With all due respect, Vince, shouldn't you look like you take steroids (or at least have a physique that looks like you lift weights) before you go and dispense advice on steroids? :-\
I concur
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How come it isn't making his muscles any bigger?
Did he misunderstand the instructions and forget to lift weights or something? ;D
Only hormones vince uses are estrogenic hormones like methyl-estradiol... ;D
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Vince takes steroids for the side effects only. He's experimenting to see the best shape he can get into without touching a weight or doing any cardio.
Special "InVINCEable" Ed
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I think the best part of his steroid of the month articles is how people who know about steroids tell him to stop writing this bullshit because it could hurt someone.
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If he uses them he gets fakes, I'm sure people take advantage of this dumbass all the time, probably give him oil soap and he rubs his ass down with it" Yeah little bit of this ass rub in my ass will do the trick"
Vince has no right to right about steroids...Name the headliner "How to now fuck yourself up like me...Vince G"
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Someone post the "this proves I'm not fat" pic ;D
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Vince - why in the world would anyone take bb advice from u?
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Vince - why in the world would anyone take bb advice from u?
Cause they want to hurt themselves!
Nobody has the 240 videogameof Vince's new release
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This thread is NOT Team Goodrum® approved! >:(
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Well if Vince can do it so can I. I am coming out with a couple newsletters too. One is titled "Nuclear Physics and how it can Affect Molecules in Lady Bugs" and the other is "How to Fly to the Moon in a Helicopter." I figure if Vince can write about stuff he don't know so can I. Stay tuned Oh one more " "How to get thin by eating allot"
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"How to avoid spiders".
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This is why I warn my friends who wants to try steroids , not to take every article about steroids, training serious.
Imagine if they found articles written by guys like Vince.
Vince: "Insert 4 grams of estrogen intramuscular in your pectorals everyday, in a 1 year cycle,"
Guy: " The internet doesn't lie!!
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You know, you don't have to be in shape or look like youre on the stuff to write about it. Most endocronoligists (MD's, not internet amateurs who have done one cycle and call themselves gurus on the boards) don't look like bodybuilders. But you do have to have a certain level of knowledge. And vince plain and simple just doesnt know a steroid from a hemmoroid.
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Well if Vince can do it so can I. I am coming out with a couple newsletters too. One is titled "Nuclear Physics and how it can Affect Molecules in Lady Bugs" and the other is "How to Fly to the Moon in a Helicopter." I figure if Vince can write about stuff he don't know so can I. Stay tuned Oh one more " "How to get thin by eating allot"
Hey those make more sense
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"How to avoid spiders".
ahahhaaha
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Vince ,Vince, Vince :o......the only subject that I could see you writing about would be something like " How to humiliate yourself constantly and b raped by the Getbig crew on a daily basis"....who knows maybe you 'll make some nice money and b a star one day preaching to low self esteem kids how to achieve the level of insanity and ignorance you have. :D
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Well if Vince can do it so can I. I am coming out with a couple newsletters too. One is titled "Nuclear Physics and how it can Affect Molecules in Lady Bugs" and the other is "How to Fly to the Moon in a Helicopter." I figure if Vince can write about stuff he don't know so can I. Stay tuned Oh one more " "How to get thin by eating allot"
Hahahahaha..!!!
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fucking vince must have smoked a ton of crack tonight? ;D
NICE!
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Laugh if you wish, but I always laugh while driving to the bank.
Mark from Mr Protein, always wanted to ask you this question:
If the name of your business is Mr Protein, why do you sell other items???? ???
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To top everything off, I will be doing a 30 minute instructional video in October...
It pains me to say it, but this I have *got* to see. lol
What's going to be the price, Vince?
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It pains me to say it, but this I have *got* to see. lol
What's going to be the price, Vince?
The seminar/training DVD will be $9.95 but it will be free to watch online. Its target market is the general public so don't expect any 400 pound squats or 300 pound bench presses from me. I keep it simple. I'll also discuss the use and application of the Zone Diet as well.
I think it'll do ok and its a minimum investment so it doesn't hurt to try
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The seminar/training DVD will be $9.95 but it will be free to watch online. Its target market is the general public so don't expect any 400 pound squats or 300 pound bench presses from me. I keep it simple. I'll also discuss the use and application of the Zone Diet as well.
I think it'll do ok and its a minimum investment so it doesn't hurt to try
as if you could do those pathetic lifts if you wanted to, hahahahaha.
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FREE...now you're speaking my language.
I'll check it out and give an honest review.
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as if you could do those pathetic lifts if you wanted to, hahahahaha.
Actually, I can lift much heavier especially in the off-season when I'm around 230 pounds. Even at my weight now, I'd leave your bony ass under the table.
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Actually, I can lift much heavier especially in the off-season when I'm around 230 pounds. Even at my weight now, I'd leave your bony ass under the table.
You've never benched 300 in your life. STFU already.
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The seminar/training DVD will be $9.95 but it will be free to watch online. Its target market is the general public so don't expect any 400 pound squats or 300 pound bench presses from me. I keep it simple. I'll also discuss the use and application of the Zone Diet as well.
I think it'll do ok and its a minimum investment so it doesn't hurt to try
Vince... if you're putting it online for free, why would anyone pay $9.95 for it?
Put it online for a fee. Many here would pay 5 or 10 dollars to get a good laugh! ;D
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Vince... if you're putting it online for free, why would anyone pay $9.95 for it?
Put it online for a fee. Many here would pay 5 or 10 dollars to get a good laugh! ;D
With the DVD set, you'll get some other footage as well as free nutritional software and some ebooks.
As far as not charging anything for putting it online, that's my decision to make and not yours.
what: - I can lift 300 pounds, ask your mother for further details....... ;D
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Vince, seriously, can you bench 300 pounds? Not flaming - I know your competition strategy is to come in shredded. But from what I've seen, most guys that bench 300+ from reps have a chest/sh/back/tri thickness that your pics have't displayed.
I'm not talking shit, i can't bench 300 either, not by a mile. but what kind of weight/reps do you use for chest day?
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Vince I have to tell you, I dont know if you mean to be but your a very funny man.I want to buy one of vinces DVD's ,heck its cheaper then the DVD's at Wal-Mart, and is guaranteed to make me laugh.Its been a while since I seen a really good funny comedy movie.I bet Vinces DVD is so funny I proabably would piss my pants, lol.To bad we dont all live in the same town or I would throw a Vince DVD release parts.We could all watch it on my 72' plasma Tv, and laugh our asses off
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Laugh if you wish, but I always laugh while driving to the bank.
Mark from Mr Protein, always wanted to ask you this question:
If the name of your business is Mr Protein, why do you sell other items???? ???
Vince not many of us take the time to drive to the bank to deposit a $12 check. So laugh as much as you want.
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With the DVD set, you'll get some other footage as well as free nutritional software and some ebooks.
As far as not charging anything for putting it online, that's my decision to make and not yours.
Well here's a suggestion for you anyway... only put the first 10-15 minutes or so online. Give them a free sample, and if they want the rest they can order the DVD. Always leave 'em begging for more, Vince! ;D
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This entire thread makes me mad. >:(
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Vince, seriously, can you bench 300 pounds? Not flaming - I know your competition strategy is to come in shredded. But from what I've seen, most guys that bench 300+ from reps have a chest/sh/back/tri thickness that your pics have't displayed.
I'm not talking shit, i can't bench 300 either, not by a mile. but what kind of weight/reps do you use for chest day?
When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did 2 reps for 395 pounds at my best. I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up. Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark. I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done. Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.
I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. I now maintain moderate reps for pounds. I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out. I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights. My training program is almost the same as Chick's.
And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage
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When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did 2 reps for 395 pounds at my best. I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up. Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark. I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done. Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.
I really need to make sure I'm not eating or drinking anything when I read Vince's posts. ;D ;D
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"... because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done.. "
Now I'm really mad! >:(
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Vince is really Ashy Larry.
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Vince is really Ashy Larry.
I thought I recognized him from somewhere !!!
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When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did 2 reps for 395 pounds at my best. I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up. Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark. I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done. Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.
Have any pics of you at 237?
395 for 2 reps easily puts you in the top 1% of gym-goers. That's incredible.
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Have any pics of you at 237?
395 for 2 reps easily puts you in the top 1% of gym-goers. That's incredible.
They don't call him "The Incredible Vince Goodrum" for nothin'! ;D
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When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did 2 reps for 395 pounds at my best. I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up. Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark. I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done. Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.
I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. I now maintain moderate reps for pounds. I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out. I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights. My training program is almost the same as Chick's.
And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You know, you don't have to be in shape or look like youre on the stuff to write about it. Most endocronoligists (MD's, not internet amateurs who have done one cycle and call themselves gurus on the boards) don't look like bodybuilders. But you do have to have a certain level of knowledge. And vince plain and simple just doesnt know a steroid from a hemmoroid.
HAHAHAHAHAHA classic!
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When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did 2 reps for 395 pounds at my best. I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up. Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark. I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done. Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.
I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. I now maintain moderate reps for pounds. I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out. I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights. My training program is almost the same as Chick's.
And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage
This message is the biggest pile of shit you've posted on this board and that's saying something.
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And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage
You're like the fat guy in the show that forgot to diet and tells everyone he's "holding some water"....
Wait! You WERE the fat guy. But it wasn't water, it was your carb up.
Dude, no amount of pump, Jan Tana, posing oil and great lighting could make you look remotely close to good.
Thanks for the laugh, though!
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Vince are you going to enter the mr getbig because if you do no one will stand a chance, they would be so scared they would not even enter and you would win everything.
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Dude, no amount of pump, Jan Tana, posing oil and great lighting could make you look remotely close to good.
I don't know.... he could always get his pic taken in Kamali's kitchen!
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Has it been verified that Vince is really a real person, that the person posting here is the same one in the pics? Someone should do an audio interview with the dude. 240 why not set something up?
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he called and left me a voicemail once when i posted something he wanted taken down - i can verify that much. Had a very southern accent.
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he called and left me a voicemail once when i posted something he wanted taken down - i can verify that much. Had a very southern accent.
What did you post that upset the Vincester enough to pick up the phone?
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What did you post that upset the Vincester enough to pick up the phone?
some voicemail that mgmt from an NFL team left on his machine, I think. he posted it first, then I reposted it. by then, he had changed his mind and asked that i take it down.
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some voicemail that mgmt from an NFL team left on his machine, I think. he posted it first, then I reposted it. by then, he had changed his mind and asked that i take it down.
Why didn't he just PM you?
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Have any pics of you at 237?
395 for 2 reps easily puts you in the top 1% of gym-goers. That's incredible.
There's only two pictures of me at that time. One sits on my mother's stereo system and shows me flexing my arm. The other is in my files. I won't be posting those anytime soon because I'm sure everyone would have something stupid to say. I'll send you copies if you agree never to post them when I do find it.
As far as the 395 for 2 reps, I was happy that day but I never managed to join the 400 pound club.
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There's only two pictures of me at that time. One sits on my mother's stereo system and shows me flexing my arm. The other is in my files. I won't be posting those anytime soon because I'm sure everyone would have something stupid to say. I'll send you copies if you agree never to post them when I do find it.
As far as the 395 for 2 reps, I was happy that day but I never managed to join the 400 pound club.
ok cool. I'm a prick, but i'm an honorable prick.
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some voicemail that mgmt from an NFL team left on his machine, I think. he posted it first, then I reposted it. by then, he had changed his mind and asked that i take it down.
Oh yeah, it was from Zach Walls from the Arizona Cardinals (retired and kicked out actually). That Sucka MC called and left a 4 minute rant/meltdown on my message dissing me, Guy Grundy, and some other pro bodybuilders. Once I gave him a call, I set the records straight plus after advising him what I would do if he keep calling my line, he was basically on his knees begging me not to pass along the information since him and a few other Arizona Cardinals would be looking for another job. I still got that recording. Funny as hell
Remember, no matter what cards you have in your hand "THE DEALER ALWAYS WIN"
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Oh yeah, it was from Zach Walls from the Arizona Cardinals (retired and kicked out actually). That Sucka MC called and left a 4 minute rant/meltdown on my message dissing me, Guy Grundy, and some other pro bodybuilders. Once I gave him a call, I set the records straight plus after advising him what I would do if he keep calling my line, he was basically on his knees begging me not to pass along the information since him and a few other Arizona Cardinals would be looking for another job. I still got that recording. Funny as hell
Remember, no matter what cards you have in your hand "THE DEALER ALWAYS WIN"
Hell YES Vince, keep on keeping it real!! 8)
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There's only two pictures of me at that time. One sits on my mother's stereo system and shows me flexing my arm. The other is in my files. I won't be posting those anytime soon because I'm sure everyone would have something stupid to say. I'll send you copies if you agree never to post them when I do find it.
As far as the 395 for 2 reps, I was happy that day but I never managed to join the 400 pound club.
Well if you really wanted, you could have taken 400, if you did take 395 x 2 . 400 would also go up.
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There's only two pictures of me at that time. One sits on my mother's stereo system and shows me flexing my arm. The other is in my files. I won't be posting those anytime soon because I'm sure everyone would have something stupid to say. I'll send you copies if you agree never to post them when I do find it.
As far as the 395 for 2 reps, I was happy that day but I never managed to join the 400 pound club.
Why do you think 99.9% of getbig bashes you????? if you backup all the sh*t you claimed, you wouldn't be saying this BS!
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ok cool. I'm a prick, but i'm an honorable prick.
He said you couldn't post the pics.
He didn't say you couldn't share via email! ;D
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he called and left me a voicemail once when i posted something he wanted taken down - i can verify that much. Had a very southern accent.
Man he is so pathetic.
What did you post? It needs to become a sticky ,haha
Vince you do realize it's sad that you admit to juice and look like shit correct?
Grundy spending .001 secs of his life leaving you a message, I find doubtful
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Vince, seriously, can you bench 300 pounds?
300 isn't what it used to be... ;)
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300 isn't what it used to be... ;)
300 is the new 135.
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Vince,
Care to explain why in the following thread on Mayhem you claimed to be able to bench only 325:
http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?p=451291&posted=1#post451291 (http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?p=451291&posted=1#post451291)
What happened?
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300 isn't what it used to be... ;)
Did the force of gravity change again and nobody notified me??
Dammit, why aren't I told of these things!! >:(
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Man he is so pathetic.
What did you post? It needs to become a sticky ,haha
Vince you do realize it's sad that you admit to juice and look like shit correct?
Grundy spending .001 secs of his life leaving you a message, I find doubtful
I stopped using in 2001. I'm 100% natural now and if I look like shit, then you must be a truckload of cow patties.
Also, if you can obtain a GED you may wish to read the post again. I said Zack Walls gave me a call dum ass. Grundy has actually left me two messages on my business line which I still have but I wasn't talking about him.
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Vince,
Care to explain why in the following thread on Mayhem you claimed to be able to bench only 325:
http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?p=451291&posted=1#post451291 (http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?p=451291&posted=1#post451291)
What happened?
At the time, I was still benching 325 for reps. Does it say anywhere that it was my max lift. After my neck injury in January, I had to change my training completely. Less weight, more reps.
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what sort of cycles were you on vince?...milligrams?
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300 isn't what it used to be... ;)
tre pushes off 2 150lb fitness "hunks" off his sweaty nude body all the time.
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what sort of cycles were you on vince?...milligrams?
I used only one steroid and that was tren. It was a home brew and I made it into a transdermal formula from finaplix cattle implants. It was cheap and easy because there's lots of cattle farms in SC and I knew that I was getting legit gear. Other than that I used a multivitamin stack, anti-estogens, some milk thistle and plenty of protein from the Protein Factory.
I won't discuss dosage or application because I don't want to give people the wrong idea. Its not something I discuss much because its in the far past. I intend to stay clean and compete in the INBF.
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At the time, I was still benching 325 for reps. Does it say anywhere that it was my max lift. After my neck injury in January, I had to change my training completely. Less weight, more reps.
No, but you certainly did not say that you were doing 325 for reps. The previous poster asked you what your best lifts are. Most human beings translate that as asking for your max lift. And if they don't, they usually provide the number of reps they do with the smaller weight.
Your post in that thread is from March of 2005. Not 2006. Your "injury" hadn't occured yet. Cockpop.
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he called and left me a voicemail once when i posted something he wanted taken down - i can verify that much. Had a very southern accent.
Interesting. Vince has claimed to be born and raised in Boston although I know he's from Asheville, NC.
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I used only one steroid and that was tren. It was a home brew and I made it into a transdermal formula from finaplix cattle implants. It was cheap and easy because there's lots of cattle farms in SC and I knew that I was getting legit gear. Other than that I used a multivitamin stack, anti-estogens, some milk thistle and plenty of protein from the Protein Factory.
I won't discuss dosage or application because I don't want to give people the wrong idea. Its not something I discuss much because its in the far past. I intend to stay clean and compete in the INBF.
By "anti-estogens" I assume you mean "anti-estrogens" (kinda funny you make of Grundy's spelling abilities but I digress). So, you use anti-estrogens but still have tits that could make most girls jealous?
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No, but you certainly did not say that you were doing 325 for reps. The previous poster asked you what your best lifts are. Most human beings translate that as asking for your max lift. And if they don't, they usually provide the number of reps they do with the smaller weight.
Your post in that thread is from March of 2005. Not 2006. Your "injury" hadn't occured yet. Cockpop.
January 2006.... ::)
Please go to bed, now.
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January 2006.... ::)
Please go to bed, now.
That's my point shithead. The message I linked was posted in March of 2005. You claimed to have injured your neck in January of 2006. Since I'm talking to someone with the IQ of a 7 year-old, this means that the message was posted long before your "neck injury." So you should've been able to bench more than "325 for reps." Make sense?
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That's my point shithead. The message I linked was posted in March of 2005. You claimed to have injured your neck in January of 2006. Since I'm talking to someone with the IQ of a 7 year-old, this means that the message was posted long before your "neck injury." So you should've been able to bench more than "325 for reps." Make sense?
Yes, the message was 2005, when I was doing 325 pounds. January 2006...neck injury, cannot do anymore. I think the timeline makes sense but why am a talking to a nobody like you???
Please go to bed.
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Yes, the message was 2005, when I was doing 325 pounds. January 2006...neck injury, cannot do anymore. I think the timeline makes sense but why am a talking to a nobody like you???
Please go to bed.
lol @ please go to bed
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Yes, the message was 2005, when I was doing 325 pounds. January 2006...neck injury, cannot do anymore. I think the timeline makes sense but why am a talking to a nobody like you???
Please go to bed.
It doesn't make sense. Why did you have to drop 70 lbs. of your bench press if there was no neck injury?
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It doesn't make sense. Why did you have to drop 70 lbs. of your bench press if there was no neck injury?
Malfunctioning magic stick perhaps? Maybe he got the female bee pollen?
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300 isn't what it used to be... ;)
Shit, I dont see that many people at the gym popping 10 reps with 300lbs. 405lbs is the new 225lbs, you've made it, if you can handle 405lbs, at least, that's what gym rats across the nation think
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man you guys are hilarious
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Vince why do you post here?
Seriously you get less than 0% from everybody here.
Its embarrasing man.
Give it up already and find a new bb forum
It's not just here, you know. Believe it or not, even the kiss-asess at Mayhem own his ass. It doesn't matter where vince goes......the ownage follows..........he's the internet's punching bag.
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he's the internet's punching bag.
And what's REALLY funny is that he doesn't even know it..... ;D I reaaaaaaally can't explain otherwise his addiction to getting his scrawny ass raped all over the internet ... ;D ;D ;D
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I used only one steroid and that was tren. It was a home brew and I made it into a transdermal formula from finaplix cattle implants. It was cheap and easy because there's lots of cattle farms in SC and I knew that I was getting legit gear. Other than that I used a multivitamin stack, anti-estogens, some milk thistle and plenty of protein from the Protein Factory.
I won't discuss dosage or application because I don't want to give people the wrong idea. Its not something I discuss much because its in the far past. I intend to stay clean and compete in the INBF.
Wait...
You've only used 1 steroid, but you are going to "fire up" the old newsletter again and tell us all how it's done with the Steroid Of The Month? Dude, you've got to be kidding me!
BTW, isn't there already a steroid of the month in the anabolic almanac?
Not too original, holmes.
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Somebody is experiencing some Monster Delusions!
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You've only used 1 steroid, but you are going to "fire up" the old newsletter again and tell us all how it's done with the Steroid Of The Month? Dude, you've got to be kidding me!
vince, not flaming - what study/experience/training have you had in the field of steroids that qualifies you to write about them on a monthly basis?
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vince, not flaming - what study/experience/training have you had in the field of steroids that qualifies you to write about them on a monthly basis?
LIFE.... :o ;D ;D ;D
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vince, not flaming - what study/experience/training have you had in the field of steroids that qualifies you to write about them on a monthly basis?
He stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night............ ???
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vince, not flaming - what study/experience/training have you had in the field of steroids that qualifies you to write about them on a monthly basis?
There's no degree in steroidology, 240. I can only go my own experience, what I've studied, and what was passed down from other known nutritional gurus.
As far as me using one steroid...how many do you need?? I've never believed in stacking or all that other crap everyone was doing. Proper diet and nutrition, heavy training, and a touch of tren was all I needed. I had incrediable strength and power and my lifts went through the roof. I finished my workouts at 1pm and went to work at 3:45 but with the juice, recovery wasn't nothing. I was able to run to emergency calls and still have the energy to mix it up with a rowdy inmate which is the reason I juiced to begin with.
I wasn't trying to win any bodybuilding shows, I was just trying to stay alive like the Bee Gees. When you work in an enviroment like that, your life is on the line and every day I intended to go home alive. I may have went home with bruises and bumps every other day but its better than leaving out on a stretcher like some of my co-workers. And its not a pretty sight
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There's no degree in steroidology, 240. I can only go my own experience, what I've studied, and what was passed down from other known nutritional gurus.
As far as me using one steroid...how many do you need?? I've never believed in stacking or all that other crap everyone was doing. Proper diet and nutrition, heavy training, and a touch of tren was all I needed. I had incrediable strength and power and my lifts went through the roof. I finished my workouts at 1pm and went to work at 3:45 but with the juice, recovery wasn't nothing. I was able to run to emergency calls and still have the energy to mix it up with a rowdy inmate which is the reason I juiced to begin with.
I wasn't trying to win any bodybuilding shows, I was just trying to stay alive like the Bee Gees. When you work in an enviroment like that, your life is on the line and every day I intended to go home alive. I may have went home with bruises and bumps every other day but its better than leaving out on a stretcher like some of my co-workers. And its not a pretty sight
cool thanks
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There's no degree in steroidology, 240. I can only go my own experience, what I've studied, and what was passed down from other known nutritional gurus.
As far as me using one steroid...how many do you need?? I've never believed in stacking or all that other crap everyone was doing. Proper diet and nutrition, heavy training, and a touch of tren was all I needed. I had incrediable strength and power and my lifts went through the roof. I finished my workouts at 1pm and went to work at 3:45 but with the juice, recovery wasn't nothing. I was able to run to emergency calls and still have the energy to mix it up with a rowdy inmate which is the reason I juiced to begin with.
I wasn't trying to win any bodybuilding shows, I was just trying to stay alive like the Bee Gees. When you work in an enviroment like that, your life is on the line and every day I intended to go home alive. I may have went home with bruises and bumps every other day but its better than leaving out on a stretcher like some of my co-workers. And its not a pretty sight
so dramatic, vince!
you sound like a... hardcore, experienced bodybuilder!
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Vince - r u saying that in the jail you worked in, that you were assaulted by inmates 3-4 times per week?
That seems kinda high to me - my cousin's a correction officer in a large urban city + sure he was in a fight or two - but never came home with bumps + bruises "every other day".
If so, sounds like the jail you worked at had some serious procedure problems - their officers should not be getting punched every other day!
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There's no degree in steroidology, 240. I can only go my own experience, what I've studied, and what was passed down from other known nutritional gurus.
As far as me using one steroid...how many do you need?? I've never believed in stacking or all that other crap everyone was doing. Proper diet and nutrition, heavy training, and a touch of tren was all I needed. I had incrediable strength and power and my lifts went through the roof. I finished my workouts at 1pm and went to work at 3:45 but with the juice, recovery wasn't nothing. I was able to run to emergency calls and still have the energy to mix it up with a rowdy inmate which is the reason I juiced to begin with.
I wasn't trying to win any bodybuilding shows, I was just trying to stay alive like the Bee Gees. When you work in an enviroment like that, your life is on the line and every day I intended to go home alive. I may have went home with bruises and bumps every other day but its better than leaving out on a stretcher like some of my co-workers. And its not a pretty sight
Like the BeeGees................. monster gayness!
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I heard on TV that they'll sometimes "baptize the screws", or shower the corrections officers with a mixture of urine and feces when they waalked near their cell.
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Like I said before VInce, you seriously need to go in front of Congress and tell everyone you took steroids. Let them air it on TV. It will be the best way to get steorids out of professional "real" sports and the schools. One look at you and I bet no one touches roids again. Come on do something for your country. All the other shit you do s worthless to you and everyone else. Do this and become a hero. Show the world how taking just one steroids fucked you up for life.
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You're on to something onlyme... hope vince listens to you! lol
That would be cool if Vince stands in front of congress and confesses he juices.. for sure roids will be "un"banned! they will sure see that roids doesn't work!
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jesus christ Vince how many times did you get droped on your head as a baby
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jesus christ Vince how many times did you get droped on your head as a baby
First post that makes sense in this typical fashion "Vince cluster fukk." ;)
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I think it would be a hoot if Melvince was a contestant on the Apprentice
I can just picture it now........
...THE 2 TEAMS enter the boardroom to face the Donald to see who had the best day's sales...
Donald Trump ; Ok Teams your assignment was to pick a nutritional supplement, market and sell as much in the time period alloted.
Bill P(leader of BFL Group) well we decided to market HMB and we came up with a great catchphrase..."feels like deca". We heavily marketed this offering a lamborghini thru a physique transformation contest as a first prize.
Donald Trump: what were your results.
Bill P: well we sold 50 million bottles and made a video where I got to say "tell the pilot to fuel up the jet". Did i mention that Tc gained 60lbs of muscle in 1 week off this stuff?
Donald: good job now team Cayenne pepper what did you market and what were the results?
melvince(leader of team cayenne Pepper): well we decided to market Bee Pollen and for our catchphrase we used "tastes like honey, stings like a B". We sold our product heavily concentrating on the Flea markets in the Greenville, Sc area.
Donald: And how much did you sell
Melvince: 3 bottles, but I think it is really going to catch on once they see my pics from the Metrolina when i supplemented heavily with this stuff. talk about an anabolic punch. The results speak for themselves.
Donald: team BFL go upstairs your excused. team cayenne pepper wait outside the boardroom until i call you back in. Because as you know I have to fire someone. just keeping it real and telling it like it is...............
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Wait...
You've only used 1 steroid, but you are going to "fire up" the old newsletter again and tell us all how it's done with the Steroid Of The Month? Dude, you've got to be kidding me!
BTW, isn't there already a steroid of the month in the anabolic almanac?
Not too original, holmes.
Using one steroid can be OK -- if it's testosterone. Nobody with half a brain would use Tren by itself. (Unless you don't like sex.) That stuff, being a 19-nortestosterone derivative, shuts you down *hard*. I always run tren as part of a testosterone cycle, and even then only at a far lower dose than the test. (I did a cutting cycle about a year ago that was 1000mg test prop/week & 500mg tren acetate/week. That was a good cycle. :) )
Also, why make your own from tren cattle pellets when there are so many good UGLs around?????
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Vince - r u saying that in the jail you worked in, that you were assaulted by inmates 3-4 times per week?
That seems kinda high to me - my cousin's a correction officer in a large urban city + sure he was in a fight or two - but never came home with bumps + bruises "every other day".
If so, sounds like the jail you worked at had some serious procedure problems - their officers should not be getting punched every other day!
The bumps and bruises are from routine work when an inmate has to be subdued. You're going to generally get a few bumps and bruises anyway. Of course there wasn't assaults every day but it was often enough to notice. Usually when two inmates fight, I would wait until they tire themselves out and then clean up the mess. Still going to get a bruise anyway.
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Using one steroid can be OK -- if it's testosterone. Nobody with half a brain would use Tren by itself. (Unless you don't like sex.) That stuff, being a 19-nortestosterone derivative, shuts you down *hard*. I always run tren as part of a testosterone cycle, and even then only at a far lower dose than the test. (I did a cutting cycle about a year ago that was 1000mg test prop/week & 500mg tren acetate/week. That was a good cycle. :) )
Also, why make your own from tren cattle pellets when there are so many good UGLs around?????
This explains it all. Vince's wife made him take tren because she knew and had a feeling inside her she absolutely didn't want to get pregnant with Vinces baby. SHe knew how fucked up it would be because of the gene pool. So in reality we need to all think Vinces wife for having take tren. She definitely saved a child from certain humility. And can you imagine what it would be like growing up and having to have Vince as your dad. Man did we luck out
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As far as me using one steroid...how many do you need?? I've never believed in stacking or all that other crap everyone was doing.
How many do you need? Well, I would say that if you are going to be publishing a newsletter where your key piece is The Steroid Of The Month (again, not original), then you ought to have a little more "in the hopper" than your brief experience with just one roid... unless the Steroid Of The Month is going to be Tren each and every month.
Hey, good idea on the newsletter though... well, actually it was a good idea for the people who are already doing the same thing and, might I add, have some experience with what they are talking about, especially when it comes to gear.
And yeah, stacking is not the way to go by any means - it's only the standard... I would never "stack", not even a little Nolv when I was on a cycle of Test - I mean hell, everyone is doing that!
I can appreciate your sense of independence... I like a guy who goes against the grain - I mean, everyone is stacking and all that other crap - F them, all those guys are probably training before a competition too (overrated!). I can see you are a man who marches to the beat of your own drum.
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Using one steroid can be OK -- if it's testosterone. Nobody with half a brain would use Tren by itself. (Unless you don't like sex.) That stuff, being a 19-nortestosterone derivative, shuts you down *hard*. I always run tren as part of a testosterone cycle, and even then only at a far lower dose than the test. (I did a cutting cycle about a year ago that was 1000mg test prop/week & 500mg tren acetate/week. That was a good cycle. :) )
Also, why make your own from tren cattle pellets when there are so many good UGLs around?????
Yes, the tren did affect my sexual prowness but I compensated by taking yohimbe and I was fine.
Again, I've never stacked anabolics. The tren was really all I needed. You train heavy to break down the muscle and the recovery process is when you really build muscle. If you manage your nutritional intake properly, you'll grow.
The main reason why I didn't try stacking was because I didn't have much money at the time. An officer's salary isn't much after you pay your union fees. Also being an officer, I didn't want to risk getting caught in a sting shipping in stuff from a UG lab. Getting the fina was easy, cheap and quick. I didn't spend much and I knew I had legit gear. That's all that mattered at the time.
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How many do you need? Well, I would say that if you are going to be publishing a newsletter where your key piece is The Steroid Of The Month (again, not original), then you ought to have a little more "in the hopper" than your brief experience with just one roid... unless the Steroid Of The Month is going to be Tren each and every month.
Hey, good idea on the newsletter though... well, actually it was a good idea for the people who are already doing the same thing and, might I add, have some experience with what they are talking about, especially when it comes to gear.
And yeah, stacking is not the way to go by any means - it's only the standard... I would never "stack", not even a little Nolv when I was on a cycle of Test - I mean hell, everyone is doing that!
I can appreciate your sense of independence... I like a guy who goes against the grain - I mean, everyone is stacking and all that other crap - F them, all those guys are probably training before a competition too (overrated!). I can see you are a man who marches to the beat of your own drum.
You should visit my site at caliberfitness.com and check out the newsletter. I've already written about stacks and other anabolics.
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And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage
No dieting either....
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With all due respect, Vince, shouldn't you look like you take steroids (or at least have a physique that looks like you lift weights) before you go and dispense advice on steroids? :-\
What you talking about? He looks like he take steroids. Estrogen that is. When mixed with bee pollen and filtered through the magic stick is taking roids. The latest form of HRT their is. Something a menopausal bitch would use. You didn't mention anabolic, that's what He needs. Lugging around all that stuff at flea markets is where the weight lifting comes in. He has to put everything he unloads back in the van. The cardio comes in when people want their money back.
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So Vince, you're telling, that the next time you take photos, it will be a gym session and you will be much more pumped than the last photo sessions that you did?
first of all vince, a gym session photoshoot doesn't make your physique any better. your last photos, being relaxed if you claimed, shows that you look like you don't even workout and let alone, being pumped will make no difference what so ever, at least with your physique! cmon Vince, you got too many excuses. all we wanna hear is you fessing up the truth and see yourself as we do. get a new mirror also cuz the one you have prolly is a full size poster of Ronnie Coleman.
Quit this f*cking nonsense and have some self realization!
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Keep on, keeping it real bro
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When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did 2 reps for 395 pounds at my best. I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up. Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark. I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done. Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time.
I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. I now maintain moderate reps for pounds. I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out. I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights. My training program is almost the same as Chick's.
And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage
Okay Vince, I see what coul be a problem with you. You say things but people might misinterpret what you are actually saying. So I will help (since you need it badly) to explain what you have wrote.
When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did 2 reps for 395 pounds at my best. What you should have said and probably honestly forgot was. It was BBQ sauce you were talking about. And you forgot to put leg press 395 for 2 reps. I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up. Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark. I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done. Now, you accidently put "trained very heavy" when it should say "was very heavy". Honest mistake. Oh and you forgot the word "blow" before "job". Another honest mistake. Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time. Opps another typo. "Solid" should have said "fat and rolly"
I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. See now this makes it sound like you actually lifted heavy. When we all know just getting out of bed doesn't count for lifting heavy. If it did I would be the strongest man on earth. I now maintain moderate reps for pounds. I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out. I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights. My training program is almost the same as Chick's. Now, now comparing you to Chick makes it sound like yo actually lift weights and you have some muscle. I think you meant to say "you lifted like a chick". I mean with those breast and smooth body fat you could easily pass for an overweight gym newbie.
And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage. Now you really forgot allot stuff here. I'll help; no lifting, no dieting, no sense of reality, no meds, no color, no razor, no sense of fashion, no clue, no education and no brains. Hope that helps explain why you look so bad. Also, have you discovered something new. How will you pump up your fat to look better. And god tell us what kind of oil are you using.
Vince you still are the Getbig comedian of choice.
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Okay Vince, I see what coul be a problem with you. You say things but people might misinterpret what you are actually saying. So I will help (since you need it badly) to explain what you have wrote.
When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did 2 reps for 395 pounds at my best. What you should have said and probably honestly forgot was. It was BBQ sauce you were talking about. And you forgot to put leg press 395 for 2 reps. I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up. Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark. I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done. Now, you accidently put "trained very heavy" when it should say "was very heavy". Honest mistake. Oh and you forgot the word "blow" before "job". Another honest mistake. Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time. Opps another typo. "Solid" should have said "fat and rolly"
I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. See now this makes it sound like you actually lifted heavy. When we all know just getting out of bed doesn't count for lifting heavy. If it did I would be the strongest man on earth. I now maintain moderate reps for pounds. I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out. I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights. My training program is almost the same as Chick's. Now, now comparing you to Chick makes it sound like yo actually lift weights and you have some muscle. I think you meant to say "you lifted like a chick". I mean with those breast and smooth body fat you could easily pass for an overweight gym newbie.
And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage. Now you really forgot allot stuff here. I'll help; no lifting, no dieting, no sense of reality, no meds, no color, no razor, no sense of fashion, no clue, no education and no brains. Hope that helps explain why you look so bad. Also, have you discovered something new. How will you pump up your fat to look better. And god tell us what kind of oil are you using.
Vince you still are the Getbig comedian of choice.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince goodrowned!
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Okay Vince, I see what coul be a problem with you. You say things but people might misinterpret what you are actually saying. So I will help (since you need it badly) to explain what you have wrote.
When I was on the sauce many years ago and doing Mentzer's Heavy Duty, I actually did 2 reps for 395 pounds at my best. What you should have said and probably honestly forgot was. It was BBQ sauce you were talking about. And you forgot to put leg press 395 for 2 reps. I did attempt 415 but couldn't get it back up. Never did quite reach the 400 pound mark. I trained very heavy when I was corrections officer because you need that kind of brute strength to get the job done. Now, you accidently put "trained very heavy" when it should say "was very heavy". Honest mistake. Oh and you forgot the word "blow" before "job". Another honest mistake. Also consider that I was solid 237 pounds at the time. Opps another typo. "Solid" should have said "fat and rolly"
I don't lift that heavy anymore due to arthritis and back and neck problems. See now this makes it sound like you actually lifted heavy. When we all know just getting out of bed doesn't count for lifting heavy. If it did I would be the strongest man on earth. I now maintain moderate reps for pounds. I keep my bench at 225 and work more now on repetition rather than maxing out. I also incorporate a lot of machines rather than free weights. My training program is almost the same as Chick's. Now, now comparing you to Chick makes it sound like yo actually lift weights and you have some muscle. I think you meant to say "you lifted like a chick". I mean with those breast and smooth body fat you could easily pass for an overweight gym newbie.
And don't judge the pictures as to what I look like. I did that picture which no pump, no posing oil, or anything. My next pictures I'll do after a gym session so you'll see what I would look like onstage. Now you really forgot allot stuff here. I'll help; no lifting, no dieting, no sense of reality, no meds, no color, no razor, no sense of fashion, no clue, no education and no brains. Hope that helps explain why you look so bad. Also, have you discovered something new. How will you pump up your fat to look better. And god tell us what kind of oil are you using.
Vince you still are the Getbig comedian of choice.
A lot of talk from some no-namer talking behind a keyboard.
You can come visit my gym whenever I'm around and work in with me. I'll put your ass under the table. Even though I use lower weights, I do a lot of reps......lots of reps.
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A lot of talk from some no-namer talking behind a keyboard.
I know. Has anyone even heard of this "onlyme" character? Probably some anonymous 15-year old kid with no real-life experience in the industry, I'd bet.
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I know. Has anyone even heard of this "onlyme" character? Probably some anonymous 15-year old kid with no real-life experience in the industry, I'd bet.
LOL!
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A lot of talk from some no-namer talking behind a keyboard.
You can come visit my gym whenever I'm around and work in with me. I'll put your ass under the table. Even though I use lower weights, I do a lot of reps......lots of reps.
Not true at all!! It would be damn hard to type when situated behind a keyboard.
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A lot of talk from some no-namer talking behind a keyboard.
You can come visit my gym whenever I'm around and work in with me. I'll put your ass under the table. Even though I use lower weights, I do a lot of reps......lots of reps.
I would honestly love to work out in your gym. If you are even 50% of what you are like on here, I think it would be very interesting. If anyone is ever in his area, please take him up on this kind of offer. First, we could have confirmation he exists, and second, we could see if he is anything like what he is on here. I really hope someone gets to do this.
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I know. Has anyone even heard of this "onlyme" character? Probably some anonymous 15-year old kid with no real-life experience in the industry, I'd bet.
Whether he's well known or not in the industry I honestly don't give a shit. He's never met me before in person and doesn't know a damn thing about me, my business, or etc.
Only 3 people from the discussion board have came up to me at the shows to chat. That's really it. I always let everyone know what show I'll be attending so if anyone has a problem with me, they can take it up with me, face to face.
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Whether he's well known or not in the industry I honestly don't give a shit. He's never met me before in person and doesn't know a damn thing about me, my business, or etc.
Only 3 people from the discussion board have came up to me at the shows to chat. That's really it. I always let everyone know what show I'll be attending so if anyone has a problem with me, they can take it up with me, face to face.
You'd probably beat the crap out of 99.7% of members here.
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You'd probably beat the crap out of 99.7% of members here.
Maybe that is why nobody has reported it? Maybe Vince "disposed" of the evidence? Or frightened them so severely, he was able to make them promise to never speak of it to anyone, ever? I am starting to think it is better nobody meets with him, we might lose some more board members. :'(
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Gear users and those interested, the choice is yours. You *could* listen to those who are both intelligent about this subject and who have a lot of practical experience.
Or
You could listen to Vince
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Whether he's well known or not in the industry I honestly don't give a shit. He's never met me before in person and doesn't know a damn thing about me, my business, or etc.
Only 3 people from the discussion board have came up to me at the shows to chat. That's really it. I always let everyone know what show I'll be attending so if anyone has a problem with me, they can take it up with me, face to face.
Vince I don't need to meet nor does anyone else to see you are a fucked up person in the head and body. And believe me when I say I know someone or have done this or that I have done it. I talk or bring up a bunch of nonsense bullshit like you and pretend to know what I am talking about. And there is a reason why no one comes up to you at shows, why! You are the Getbig clown-prince, no one here takes you seriously. I bet allot of people on here take you just like I do, a joke who is really fun to read. I swear my daughter is always asking me why I am laughing and I tell her and she reads your shit and then I show heryour picture and I swear to god she breaks down laughing so hard. You have absolutely NO experince yet you preach like you are the expert of everything health & fitness and bodybuilding and steroids. You are absoutely one of the dumbest people I have never met. And if I saw you at a show I woudl walk up to you look at you square in the eye then lok over your body and just laughing and walk away. I am sure just about everyone else would too. But don't get me wrong I love reading your stories. Do you right for Jay Leno or anyone cause you should.
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Vince I don't need to meet nor does anyone else to see you are a fucked up person in the head and body. And believe me when I say I know someone or have done this or that I have done it. I talk or bring up a bunch of nonsense bullshit like you and pretend to know what I am talking about. And there is a reason why no one comes up to you at shows, why! You are the Getbig clown-prince, no one here takes you seriously. I bet allot of people on here take you just like I do, a joke who is really fun to read. I swear my daughter is always asking me why I am laughing and I tell her and she reads your shit and then I show heryour picture and I swear to god she breaks down laughing so hard. You have absolutely NO experince yet you preach like you are the expert of everything health & fitness and bodybuilding and steroids. You are absoutely one of the dumbest people I have never met. And if I saw you at a show I woudl walk up to you look at you square in the eye then lok over your body and just laughing and walk away. I am sure just about everyone else would too. But don't get me wrong I love reading your stories. Do you right for Jay Leno or anyone cause you should.
I'll let my customers and clients decide whether I know anything about health, fitness, or nutrition.
BTW, they have already decided. That's why I've been in business for over 5 years
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I'll let my customers and clients decide whether I know anything about health, fitness, or nutrition.
BTW, they have already decided. That's why I've been in business for over 5 years
Vince, you don't have clients and customers who are benefitting off your info! if they are, then they are mislead and you're misadvertising!
for some weird reason, its a phenomenon taht your business lasts this long!
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Only 3 people from the discussion board have came up to me at the shows to chat. That's really it. I always let everyone know what show I'll be attending so if anyone has a problem with me, they can take it up with me, face to face.
And why would more people waste their time to chat with a delusional character like yourself??? Dude get it into your thick fukckin skull, you're the laughing stock of this community and you should stop tryin' to pretend you're some big ass guru or nutritionist because you are simply NOTHING. You don't even look like an athlete let alone bodybuilder so stop wasting bandwidth and go find yourself a different hobby because this one is obviously not working . Sincerely, Dan
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I bet allot of people on here take you just like I do, a joke who is really fun to read. I swear my daughter is always asking me why I am laughing and I tell her and she reads your shit and then I show heryour picture and I swear to god she breaks down laughing so hard.
LOL I thought I was the only one who did that. I show Vince's pic to my coworkers and they all laugh their asses off.
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And why would more people waist their time to chat with a delusional character like yourself??? Dude get it into your thick fukckin skull, you're the laughing stock of this community and you should stop tryin' to pretend you're some big ass guru or nutritionist because you are simply NOTHING. You don't even look like an athlete let alone bodybuilder so stop wasting bandwidth and go find yourself a different hobby because this one is obviously not working . Sincerely, Dan
AMEN brother!
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LOL I thought I was the only one who did that. I show Vince's pic to my coworkers and they all laugh their asses off.
Maybe we should all have an assignment to show Vince Goodrum's pic to a family member tonight and post their responses.
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Thats hilarious! a lil girl, who prolly doesnt even know a thing about bodybuilding can laugh at Vince's sorry ass!!!!
I bet vince can make a blind man LAUGH with his phsyique!
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Vince, you have no clients who would vouch for you. We have asked numerous times for aything toshow you are really a super trainer. You said you sponsored people yet refuse to tell anyone who they are. Dude take your anti-dellusional pills you forgot them again today.
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Vince, you have no clients who would vouch for you. We have asked numerous times for aything toshow you are really a super trainer. You said you sponsored people yet refuse to tell anyone who they are. Dude take your anti-dellusional pills you forgot them again today.
Keith, he is fvcking with you. Vince as we know him, does not exist. :-\
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I'll let my customers and clients decide whether I know anything about health, fitness, or nutrition.
BTW, they have already decided. That's why I've been in business for over 5 years
You look like diarrhea in posing trunks. Die already!!
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Vince, you don't have clients and customers who are benefitting off your info! if they are, then they are mislead and you're misadvertising!
for some weird reason, its a phenomenon taht your business lasts this long!
That's because he introduced teh magic stick to the bodybuilding world ;D
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I'll let my customers and clients decide whether I know anything about health, fitness, or nutrition.
BTW, they have already decided. That's why I've been in business for over 5 years
I highly doubt #1 you have many return customers, #2 you might have had your business for 5 years but that means absolutely nothing in reality. What does that mean in your world. It means you mad just enuogh to pay your server fees, your site registration fees and pay for what you sold. I bet you anything, in those 5 years of business you never made over $100,000 a year. No way in hell. ANd to come on here bragging like you do and you'd be lucky to make a $1,000 a month from sales net, you are more delluisional than ever. Keep it up though, youstill are the funniest guy on Getbig
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I highly doubt #1 you have many return customers, #2 you might have had your business for 5 years but that means absolutely nothing in reality. What does that mean in your world. It means you mad just enuogh to pay your server fees, your site registration fees and pay for what you sold. I bet you anything, in those 5 years of business you never made over $100,000 a year. No way in hell. ANd to come on here bragging like you do and you'd be lucky to make a $1,000 a month from sales net, you are more delluisional than ever. Keep it up though, youstill are the funniest guy on Getbig
Vince's website does so little business that his Google Page rank is 1. His Alexa traffic rank is so low, he is not even rated and out of the whole internet, Alexa shows Vince has one inbound linking site. caliberfitness.com's traffic must be about as good as a fat-girl belly button lint picking site.
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Vince's website does so little business that his Google Page rank is 1. His Alexa traffic rank is so low, he is not even rated and out of the whole internet, Alexa shows Vince has one inbound linking site. caliberfitness.com's traffic must be about as good as a fat-girl belly button lint picking site.
Here's my rank
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/main?q=caliberfitness.com&url=caliberfitness.com
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I highly doubt #1 you have many return customers, #2 you might have had your business for 5 years but that means absolutely nothing in reality. What does that mean in your world. It means you mad just enuogh to pay your server fees, your site registration fees and pay for what you sold. I bet you anything, in those 5 years of business you never made over $100,000 a year. No way in hell. ANd to come on here bragging like you do and you'd be lucky to make a $1,000 a month from sales net, you are more delluisional than ever. Keep it up though, youstill are the funniest guy on Getbig
It means I can pay my bills.
My online business runs itself. I simply package the orders and do some light accounting work. Its about 20 minutes of work every day. For the exercise equipment, I send an email to my warehouse and everything is shipped to the person. As far as what I net, I am an Ebay Powerseller which mean I do much more than 1,000 a month. How much is really none of your business. My other Ebay accounts will eventually grow just as well into Powerseller accounts.
BTW, my web-hosting fee is only 7.95 a month. My site registration fees for all my domain names is 40.00 a year. I buy supplements in bulk supply and don't dropship so I get a good price for my supply.
You don't know me and you don't know anything about my business or even business for that matter.
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It means I can pay my bills.
My online business runs itself. I simply package the orders and do some light accounting work. Its about 20 minutes of work every day. For the exercise equipment, I send an email to my warehouse and everything is shipped to the person. As far as what I net, I am an Ebay Powerseller which mean I do much more than 1,000 a month. How much is really none of your business. My other Ebay accounts will eventually grow just as well into Powerseller accounts.
BTW, my web-hosting fee is only 7.95 a month. My site registration fees for all my domain names is 40.00 a year. I buy supplements in bulk supply and don't dropship so I get a good price for my supply.
You don't know me and you don't know anything about my business or even business for that matter.
Well at least you admit you don't do much business. You say you pay your bill which equals less than $150 a year. You only work 20 minutes a day so that says how much business yo are doing. Unless you are packaging $1000+ orders and only two units then you are lucky to make a hundred a day. I like you mix in "my warehouse". You do mean you call the manufacturer and they cut you a commission for selling their product. But I am pretty sure that equates to less than a couple hundred a month if that. But as long as you are paying bills thats all that counts to you
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Vince ....are you still making payments on you Grand Am your "dream car " ....in your own words ...??? Just curious.... ;D
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What's the matter Vince, bees not poppin' out enough pollen for ya?
You're so funny that I'm sure, ABSOLUTELY SURE you're insane!
Here's a newsflash....YOU'RE AN IDIOT! Cheers!
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Vince ....are you still making payments on you Grand Am your "dream car " ....in your own words ...??? Just curious.... ;D
LOL!
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Well at least you admit you don't do much business. You say you pay your bill which equals less than $150 a year. You only work 20 minutes a day so that says how much business yo are doing. Unless you are packaging $1000+ orders and only two units then you are lucky to make a hundred a day. I like you mix in "my warehouse". You do mean you call the manufacturer and they cut you a commission for selling their product. But I am pretty sure that equates to less than a couple hundred a month if that. But as long as you are paying bills thats all that counts to you
Again, you're talking about stuff you don't know. I sell a good number of supplements and exercise equipment on a daily basis. I'm not BB.com but I do pretty good and actually much better than other so called major companies
The Pontiac has been paid off for quite some time
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Again, you're talking about stuff you don't know. I sell a good number of supplements and exercise equipment on a daily basis. I'm not BB.com but I do pretty good and actually much better than other so called major companies
The Pontiac has been paid off for quite some time
The problem is your interpretation of a "good number" differs greatly to mine. You are used to doing a low volume so any number higher than that is a "good number" in your eyes. Sorry but unless you do $100,000 a year minimum in sales you are basically just a glorified (in your eyes) swap meet vendor. Sorry son but I do know business and we did numbers way above these. And I just found out you are just 29 years old. My god you are so fucked up and you are just a kid still. Man, you must have had a shitty time most of your life. Hope you get better. Take your meds and sleep it off.
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The problem is your interpretation of a "good number" differs greatly to mine. You are used to doing a low volume so any number higher than that is a "good number" in your eyes. Sorry but unless you do $100,000 a year minimum in sales you are basically just a glorified (in your eyes) swap meet vendor. Sorry son but I do know business and we did numbers way above these. And I just found out you are just 29 years old. My god you are so fucked up and you are just a kid still. Man, you must have had a shitty time most of your life. Hope you get better. Take your meds and sleep it off.
I'm going to tell you whether I make more than 100,000 a year or not. I would love to shut your sorry ass up with the answer however I don't give out financial reports over the internet. I make a good amount of money for the little time I invest in it with very low overhead.
Again, you are making a guess as to how much I sell each year on my online stores. One thing you may have forgotten is the amount I make training people. You may also wish to know that the actual name of my business is Caliber Enterprises, I have other online businesses other than fitness related.
And I would bring up sales. It doesn't make a difference how much you sale, its all about how much profit you make. If you sell $100,000 and invest $150,000 to get it then you haven't really made much. That's what happens to lots of companies. So I don't need your crackpot philosophy. I'm doing just fine without you
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I'm going to tell you whether I make more than 100,000 a year or not. I would love to shut your sorry ass up with the answer however I don't give out financial reports over the internet. I make a good amount of money for the little time I invest in it with very low overhead.
Again, you are making a guess as to how much I sell each year on my online stores. One thing you may have forgotten is the amount I make training people. You may also wish to know that the actual name of my business is Caliber Enterprises, I have other online businesses other than fitness related.
And I would bring up sales. It doesn't make a difference how much you sale, its all about how much profit you make. If you sell $100,000 and invest $150,000 to get it then you haven't really made much. That's what happens to lots of companies. So I don't need your crackpot philosophy. I'm doing just fine without you
You must be doing well since you are a part-time security guard. How's minimum wage working out for ya? ;D
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I have other online businesses other than fitness related.
Let me guess.....selling porn DVD's ....?? ???
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You must be doing well since you are a part-time security guard. How's minimum wage working out for ya? ;D
I work only occasionally once or twice a month. Good money for little to no work (definitely not minimum wage) and leaves me time for other things. I plan to work a few more days because I'm taking an ISSA course right now. I use the money for personal expenditures and to help pay the cost for competing in shows. I don't like using money from the business for that
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Let me guess.....selling porn DVD's ....?? ???
Ask Tre.... ;D
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Ask Tre.... ;D
please tell me you are not implicating another person in XXX video sales?
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please tell me you are not implicating another person in XXX video sales?
Ask Tre..... ;D
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Ask Tre..... ;D
Damn... that's cold.
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I use the money for personal expenditures and to help pay the cost for competing in shows. I don't like using money from the business for that
Because you have competed SO MANY times...
One competition is a show, not shows.
Moron.
I can't wait to see your ass get waxed at the Mountaineer and Elite.
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Because you have competed SO MANY times...
One competition is a show, not shows.
Moron.
I can't wait to see your ass get waxed at the Mountaineer and Elite.
Done 3, know your role and shut your trap. You don't know anything about me
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How much do you spend on getting ready for a show ?
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Done 3, know your role and shut your trap. You don't know anything about me
What 3 shows have you competed in?
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Done 3, know your role and shut your trap. You don't know anything about me
You're too much Vince!!!
if ya cant beat em, join em... so vince the wise guru of the bb'ing game... share us your wisdom!!!
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Done 3, know your role and shut your trap. You don't know anything about me
So before I shut my trap, let me ask...where, oh where were these contests? Links? Scanned pics? Surely someone of your unlimited financial means can get some pics from your previous competition exploits for those of us that know nothing about you. I mean, since your assertion is that at the Metrolina you WERE in shape prior to screwing up your carb-up, the other 2 shows that you have done would present you in a much more positive light.
And while I may not know my role, I do know my rolls. Like dinner rolls. And that they have no place in a contest diet (free advice, fat-ass). The other rolls that I know are the disgusting fat rolls that you carry onstage when you "compete".
We all know your role is whipping boy of the BB internet boards, so roll your rolls to the Golden Corrall and get started on your precontest diet of fried chicken and bananna pudding, you fat ass, lanky limbed, goofy-looking, delusions of grandeur-having, "high-rep training", ZERO-bodybuilding potential having sack of monkey crap.
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http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=84734.25
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D need I say more ...??He's one of a kind, I don't even know if we can fit him in that "special " category. ;D ;D ;D
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What 3 shows have you competed in?
Two local shows. Once called the East Coast Classic and one called the Mr. Muscle. They were not NPC events but some fly by night organizations. The Metrolina was my first " formal bodybuilding show"
In any case, I'm planning on doing 5 different shows this year. Its a lot but they are spaced together so I will not have to hold my peak for too long with the exception of the Sharon Metereod Classic in November.
You folks can keep talking, but I'll do mine onstage.
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Cool. What weight, height, and BF% do you plan on being for prejudging?
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...with the exception of the Sharon Metereod Classic in November.
Since we are both doing the Elite on November 4th, you should be in top physical condition that weekend. I look forward to observing your dominance.
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Cool. What weight, height, and BF% do you plan on being for prejudging?
I guess I'll be the same height....why ask a question like that????
My weight will problably be 180-195 pounds but I don't give a shit about weight. The only scale I'm using is the mirror
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Its a lot but they are spaced together so I will not have to hold my peak for too long
You have a "peak", Vince?
MONSTER peak at the '04 Metrolina:
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Since we are both doing the Elite on November 4th, you should be in top physical condition that weekend. I look forward to observing your dominance.
Fine, see you there. Just don't bother me if you don't have anything nice to say.
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The only scale I'm using is the mirror
Get a new 'cuz the one you're using ain't good.... ;)
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The only scale I'm using is the mirror
does it have a "Please don't do the show and embarass yourself" reading?
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I guess I'll be the same height....why ask a question like that????
My weight will problably be 180-195 pounds but I don't give a shit about weight. The only scale I'm using is the mirror
I don't know what your height is. Trying to use Arvilla as the yardstick, as he was something like 198.5 at 6'1" i think.
I only ask because I know they have weight classes, and wasn't sure if you were going to try to aim for a particular class or not.
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Fine, see you there. Just don't bother me if you don't have anything nice to say.
Don't worry...I'll probably be in the corner with all the other in-shape people giggling uncontrably.
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I'm 6'2" right now, but I'm gonna try to get down to 5'10" for the show so I'll look thicker.
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I don't know what your height is. Trying to use Arvilla as the yardstick, as he was something like 198.5 at 6'1" i think.
I only ask because I know they have weight classes, and wasn't sure if you were going to try to aim for a particular class or not.
I'm 2 inches shorter than Arvilla so that would not be a good yardstick
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Don't worry...I'll probably be in the corner with all the other in-shape people giggling uncontrably.
You should go and say hi to this celebrity .....in fact there's no way in hell you could find a more delusional , retarded and plain simple, stupid person in this whole world then our own Venom Versace, trainer of the champions CSN SFV TGD FBD ERFD RETARDED ...ooops. :D
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I'm 6'2" right now, but I'm gonna try to get down to 5'10" for the show so I'll look thicker.
hahahahahahahhah! you're speaking in Vince lingo!
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I'm 2 inches shorter than Arvilla so that would not be a good yardstick
Then why does Arvilla look so much more muscular that you? Shouldn't his height be a disadvantage? Hard to believe you would compete at a weight only a few pounds lighter than he did.
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hahahahahahahhah! you're speaking in Vince lingo!
No, really. I'm doing really heavy partials on squats to compress my spine. I figure that with 15 more weeks, 4 inches is realistic! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I'm 2 inches shorter than Arvilla so that would not be a good yardstick
Wouldnt it be advantageous to be shorter than he is, but come in weighing the same (provided you are as low, or lower, in bodyfat?)
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For all I care I can come in at 170, as long as I'm ripped I'll look like I'm 200 pounds
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For all I care I can come in at 170, as long as I'm ripped I'll look like I'm 200 pounds
And here I thought that fertilizer was only available in 50 pound bags.
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For all I care I can come in at 170, as long as I'm ripped I'll look like I'm 200 pounds
fat ass
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For all I care I can come in at 170, as long as I'm ripped I'll look like I'm 200 pounds
This is gonna b good.... ;D ;D
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And here I thought that fertilizer was only available in 50 pound bags.
Line of the week, right there!
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Guys guys lets just ignore this thread ::) Has anyone made Vince put up or shut up 240 usually throws up some kind of bet....lets get something going.
So I'm going to throw up some ideas: Here goes....
So vince comes in at less than 10% BF we dont bash him for 4 weeks after the contest?
Vince comes in above we hire guy grundy to kick his ass after he signs a waiver?
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Guys guys lets just ignore this thread ::) Has anyone made Vince put up or shut up 240 usually throws up some kind of bet....lets get something going.
So I'm going to throw up some ideas: Here goes....
So vince comes in at less than 10% BF we dont bash him for 4 weeks after the contest?
Vince comes in above we hire guy grundy to kick his ass after he signs a waiver?
I am going for this bet but umm why Guy who can kick his ass.. theres a long ass line of getbiggers who wants to have the pleasure! hahah!!!
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For all I care I can come in at 170, as long as I'm ripped I'll look like I'm 200 pounds
Vince, just show us ONE cut out of ur physique.. JUST ONE!! we'll even give you the advantage of lighting and oil!
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For all I care I can come in at 170, as long as I'm ripped I'll look like I'm 200 pounds
You look like 10 lbs. of shit in an 8 lb. bag. Just die already.
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Two local shows. Once called the East Coast Classic and one called the Mr. Muscle. They were not NPC events but some fly by night organizations. The Metrolina was my first " formal bodybuilding show"
In any case, I'm planning on doing 5 different shows this year. Its a lot but they are spaced together so I will not have to hold my peak for too long with the exception of the Sharon Metereod Classic in November.
You folks can keep talking, but I'll do mine onstage.
Come one Vince I know the shows you did. You took 5th at the Mr. Special Olympics in Watts and a 7th place at the Mr. Dellusional USA. You can't keep bullshitting us. Get your facts straight. I swear to god I laugh so much reading your comedy writtings. Keep it up man I am getting an abs workout just reading your shit.
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Two local shows. Once called the East Coast Classic and one called the Mr. Muscle. They were not NPC events but some fly by night organizations. The Metrolina was my first " formal bodybuilding show"
In any case, I'm planning on doing 5 different shows this year. Its a lot but they are spaced together so I will not have to hold my peak for too long with the exception of the Sharon Metereod Classic in November.
You folks can keep talking, but I'll do mine onstage.
Vince you knwo you could get banned from the NPC for entering non sanctioned events. Are you doing the Mr. Dellusional contest again this year.
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Vince you knwo you could get banned from the NPC for entering non sanctioned events. Are you doing the Mr. Dellusional contest again this year.
Do you argue with everyone like a two year old kid??
You want me to buy you a lolipop????
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Do you argue with everyone like a two year old kid??
You want me to buy you a lolipop????
Save your money for a gym membership...you need that more than he needs your magic stick.
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Do you argue with everyone like a two year old kid??
You want me to buy you a lolipop????
LOL @ buy you a lolipop
wow haha
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I'm 2 inches shorter than Arvilla so that would not be a good yardstick
true, but arvilla will prob be a good 10 pounds of muscle bigger in his next show, i'd guess.
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Do you argue with everyone like a two year old kid??
You want me to buy you a lolipop????
I'm not arguing with you. Why do you think that. What's their to argue about. You are dellusional and I am trying to guess the secret word to get you out of the trance someone put you to make you think you know everything and look good. dummy (did that work?) and yes buy me a tootsie pop
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I'm not arguing with you. Why do you think that. What's their to argue about. You are dellusional and I am trying to guess the secret word to get you out of the trance someone put you to make you think you know everything and look good. dummy (did that work?) and yes buy me a tootsie pop
Changed my mind about the toostie pop. Lose some weight first, fatboy!!!
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Changed my mind about the toostie pop. Lose some weight first, fatboy!!!
Wait....Vince, you're calling someone fat?
Invest in a mirror.
You fat sloshing sack of turd juice.
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I stopped using in 2001. I'm 100% natural now and if I look like shit, then you must be a truckload of cow patties.
Also, if you can obtain a GED you may wish to read the post again. I said Zack Walls gave me a call dum ass. Grundy has actually left me two messages on my business line which I still have but I wasn't talking about him.
100% natural? That's like some chick who hasn't been laid since 2001. Now she's 100% Virgin. You're either on the bus, of off the bus.
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Changed my mind about the toostie pop. Lose some weight first, fatboy!!!
Pot calling the kettle black.
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Changed my mind about the toostie pop. Lose some weight first, fatboy!!!
haha, this pic was taken the day before that pic you posted. I weigh 300 lbs with a 37" waist. That means it is smaller than yours and I outweigh you by 80+ lbs. You get funnier and funnier with each post. Honestly Vince are you on medication. You are absolutely the joke of Gtebig and I am sure wherever you go. You are one of those guys when I was younger who thought they were badass or better than others when in reality you were just a big insecure pussy. Just like you. You knwo what did with people like you. Gave them Chocolate Swirlies I am pretty sure your ugly mug knows what they are. You appear to be one of those who got punished allot as a kid. Please post a pic when you were in shape. Just one. So far noone has seen any of you. Why do you lie. You pretend tohave a successful business and you give advice about things you have no idea about. Man what a loser. But hey if itmakes you feel better then go for it. We all know you are a joke.
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vince you are the most retarded person ever, why dont you stop and read the posts, everyone is telling you the same thing, you look like shit and act like a tard. so who is wrong hundreds of us or one of you, you do the math. nice tits by the way, you should do well at the figure show.
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Wait....Vince, you're calling someone fat?
Invest in a mirror.
You fat sloshing sack of turd juice.
::) :o Oh my gosh
You know him calling onlyme fat is now beyond delusional.
Vince is that guy that walks into a place with ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) with his checks all puffed otu and a mad face on, looking around the room for someone that worksout to give them the "hey bro what's up,if you cant tell I workout also" speech. Then everyone looks at him funny and he tells him selfthey are jelous of his dunlap disease, where his bely dun dunlapped over his belt.
Vince you need to go to a doctor they can give you the help you need and maybe some diet advise as well
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No doctor in this world or medication can help this retard...bottom line. :D
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Bump.
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haha had some laughs on this one
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"Steroid of the month" ::) what a prick.
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"Steroid of the month" ::) what a prick.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After much thought, I've decided to bring back the "Steroid of the Month" articles, There is other news to report from the "Keeping it Real" Newletter but its gets better.
I've completed the upgrades to my computer system, add and will now print free 2 Quarterly Newsletters.
One will be called "Live Well & Prosper" and will be for general nutrition and health. Nothing Fancy and will problably bore a lot of people but will be the flagship newletter of the company and will mainly be a price list for different products
The other one however will be called Vince Goodrum's Better Living Thru Chemistry. Just like Dan Duchaine's Dirty Dieting Newsletter, I will bring the extreme methods of building muscle & burning fat. Currently there are 2 people interested in writing some articles and I'm looking for some others to help out with it. This will not be listed on our website but one of my UG sites I have running.
To top everything off, I will be doing a 30 minute instructional video in October and a taped seminar on July 29th. Both will be made available on Caliber Fitness for everyone.
I'm still training but I'm still expanding the business to new heights. There are some other updates, some Shawn Ray won't like but decisions have to be made.
Later
I want a copy of the taped seminar. Vince Pm me with details and I will give you a CC'd. Also, a question why is your avatar a picture of Dthinker from Muscle Mayham?
The Beef
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I want a copy of the taped seminar. Vince Pm me with details and I will give you a CC'd. Also, a question why is your avatar a picture of Dthinker from Muscle Mayham?
The Beef
Sure, price for the DVD will be 79.99 but it will include Training Log Software and some free Ebooks.
The next installment for "Steroid of the Month" will discuss Halo but the articles are going to be compiled into an Ebook that people can resell on Ebay. The reason for this is simply to help advertise my business as the book will be littered with links to my site and products........... ;D My writings will become legendary.
As far as the picture of Da Thinker....well I did it just to do it.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84069.0;attach=111751;image)
Nice diaper, Vince. ::)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=84069.0;attach=111751;image)
Nice diaper, Vince. ::)
I thought it would be cool to wear white posing trunks. I won't wear them again but the judges thought it was interesting to see. I'm sure it got a few laughs. Oh well.....
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I thought it would be cool to wear white posing trunks. I won't wear them again but the judges thought it was interesting to see. I'm sure it got a few laughs. Oh well.....
Actually the laughter you heard was people laughing at your pathetic joke of a body.
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I thought it would be cool to wear white posing trunks. I won't wear them again but the judges thought it was interesting to see. I'm sure it got a few laughs. Oh well.....
Dude you have been laughed at probably your whole life, so I'm pretty sure it means nothing to you by now. Melvin tell us about your family. Are you married ;D Do you have a girlfriend ;D (boyfriend), kids, mom, dad. What do they think of you. Where do you go for the holiday. I would think it would be interesting to see where someone like you came from, grew up what kind of environment. There is some reason why you are like this. Tell about you, Tell us about the Melvin Meister, the Melvinator the dumbass. ;D
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Vince was wondering why on your website you have no pics of yourself. yet you list bullshit credentials with nothing to back it up. Don't you consider what you do misleading. I thought you ran an up and up business. It looks to me like you feed off the person who knows nothing and basically as retarded as you. Is this correct.
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Vince was wondering why on your website you have no pics of yourself. yet you list bullshit credentials with nothing to back it up. Don't you consider what you do misleading. I thought you ran an up and up business. It looks to me like you feed off the person who knows nothing and basically as retarded as you. Is this correct.
Its a business website not a personal one. Most companies follow the same pattern so it makes the company have a bigger web presence
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Dude you have been laughed at probably your whole life, so I'm pretty sure it means nothing to you by now. Melvin tell us about your family. Are you married ;D Do you have a girlfriend ;D (boyfriend), kids, mom, dad. What do they think of you. Where do you go for the holiday. I would think it would be interesting to see where someone like you came from, grew up what kind of environment. There is some reason why you are like this. Tell about you, Tell us about the Melvin Meister, the Melvinator the dumbass. ;D
That ebook would really sell.
It could be under comedy, alien abduction, and "special learning" then the revised edition could be written by a doctor detailing delusional thoughts and dispell the myth that the book must be fake cause no one can be that retarded.
vince you might be on to something....if you write...they will buy it ::)
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Vince G CSN MFT is taking on the whole darn crowd at Getbig and from where I am no one is close to owning him. Like Venom Vince Versace you can't pin him down!
I did notice that he used the phrase 'other nutritional gurus' and I guess that means he considers himself one. I can't argue with that. Who out there has the savy to make an anabolic home brew and then use it? The results speak for themselves.
I have seen a lot of guys miss 400 in the bench. Vince G CSN MFT is the first to do 2 X 395 but never get the 400. I did 3 X 375 and made 410 strict.
I think he was wise to quit the prison job. I know how inmates can target guys and give them a roasting. Some might have staged fights to belt the heck out of Goodrum! Those dudes would have figured out Triple V and given him a serving or two.
I swear this is a funny thread. I thank Melvince for keeping it going. That proves he is a good sport. Heck, he is learning. No roids and no white trunks. The future looks good for him. I would buy a T-shirt or two with Goodrum on the front. There is money to be made cashing in on the Goodrum bandwagon.
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you dont look like you train, why should i listen to you? ??? ???
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That ebook would really sell.
It could be under comedy, alien abduction, and "special learning" then the revised edition could be written by a doctor detailing delusional thoughts and dispell the myth that the book must be fake cause no one can be that retarded.
vince you might be on to something....if you write...they will buy it ::)
I could care less whether people like it or not. I'm giving the book full resell rights so people will try to sell it. Whether they suceed or not is up to them but anyone that opens it will see all the ad links to my site....... ;D
So basically I'll get free advertisement and free web traffic for practically no money.... ;D
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I could care less whether people like it or not. I'm giving the book full resell rights so people will try to sell it. Whether they suceed or not is up to them but anyone that opens it will see all the ad links to my site....... ;D
So basically I'll get free advertisement and free web traffic for practically no money.... ;D
So you can sell the rights to retardedness?
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So you can sell the rights to retardedness?
I'll admit, its a pretty shitty book and its throwing all of my articles together from my Newsletter but I'm smart enough to cash in my winnings
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I'll admit, its a pretty shitty book and its throwing all of my articles together from my Newsletter but I'm smart enough to cash in my winnings
I'll admit you might go big with this.....
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tre pushes off 2 150lb fitness "hunks" off his sweaty nude body all the time.
hahaha
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I'll admit you might go big with this.....
Dude got paid and he's still making a lot of money. The smartest people are usually the goofiest, nerdiest bunch of people around.
For example
Bill Gates
Thomas Edison
Albert Einstein
Jack Daniels
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Dude got paid and he's still making a lot of money. The smartest people are usually the goofiest, nerdiest bunch of people around.
For example
Bill Gates
Thomas Edison
Albert Einstein
Jack Daniels
haha, ok
Yes Vince they were smart....not retarded
Vince you could make some serious dough as a carni as well...might be a good way to promote the new book
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I'll admit, its a pretty shitty book and its throwing all of my articles together from my Newsletter but I'm smart enough to cash in my winnings
Well you are giving the book away for free. Way to cash in your winnings.
Dude got paid and he's still making a lot of money. The smartest people are usually the goofiest, nerdiest bunch of people around.
For example
Bill Gates
Thomas Edison
Albert Einstein
Jack Daniels
Oh god now you compare yourself to these guys. The only guy you have any comparison too is Jack Daniels. Pretty sure you drink way too much of that and the only way anyone would compete looking like you would have to be drinking too much JD. So yes I see the comparison now ???
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Vince - why in the world would anyone take bb advice from u?
bump
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So Vince, how's the Elite prep going. Not much talk about that lately.
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this thread has to be made into a sticky....this is top 3 funniest thread ever
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When is the Elite? nov 4? 11th?
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4th... Two weeks from yesterday.
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When is the Elite? nov 4? 11th?
There's no talk because I'm not competing. I was training at home with the staph and got much leaner but since Adonis refuses to compete against me, I'm not going to waste my time.
Not only that, I have my new website www.caliberenterprises.c om to promote so I pretty much called it a year
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You're stonewalling. You were going to do it before Adonis ever entered the discussion, but now no? You are full of crap with regard to the staph infection. In an earlier post, I asked you a series of medical questions about said infection and which antibiotic course of treatment you were given...questions that you never answered.
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There's no talk because I'm not competing. I was training at home with the staph and got much leaner but since Adonis refuses to compete against me, I'm not going to waste my time.
Not only that, I have my new website www.caliberenterprises.c om to promote so I pretty much called it a year
Ahh i see.
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His "new" website is like one of those infomercials that play while most people are at work or late at night when the alkies can dial the 800 number...
What a joke...
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You're stonewalling. You were going to do it before Adonis ever entered the discussion, but now no? You are full of crap with regard to the staph infection. In an earlier post, I asked you a series of medical questions about said infection and which antibiotic course of treatment you were given...questions that you never answered.
Umm....I have a right to change my mind. I also don't answer to you sunshine??? You're just a blimp on the screen to me as I don't know...nor care who you are
Now, when are you going to step onstage????
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Umm....I have a right to change my mind. I also don't answer to you sunshine??? You're just a blimp on the screen to me as I don't know...nor care who you are
Now, when are you going to step onstage????
November 4, Elite. Take a look and you'll have a chance to see what a person can look like when they train hard, don't skip cardio and adhere to a strict diet.
And stop calling everyone Sunshine...makes you sound gay.
And the sentence wherein you used the word "sunshine" is not a question, therefore question marks are not appropriate. Invest in a remedial grammar book, you really come across as quite uneducated.
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November 4. Take a look and you'll have a chance to see what a person can look like when they train hard, don't skip cardio and adhere to a strict diet.
And stop calling everyone Sunshine...makes you sound gay.
And the sentence wherein you used the word "sunshine" is not a question, therefore question marks are not appropriate. Invest in a remedial grammar book, you really come across as quite uneducated.
You left out the part about the steroids...... ;D
But best of luck to you, sunshine
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Umm....I have a right to change my mind. I also don't answer to you sunshine??? You're just a blimp on the screen to me as I don't know...nor care who you are
Now, when are you going to step onstage????
there he is with that "blimp on the screen" again. It's blip you retard. if he was a blimp he would be of great significance to you. You are so stupid it is beyond baffling.
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You left out the part about the steroids...... ;D
But best of luck to you, sunshine
Right Vince...because anyone that looks better than you MUST be on performance enhancers.
Vince's off season to-do list.
1. Learn to spell.
2. Learn to properly communicate using the English language.
3. Spellcheck and grammar check your 'website'.
4. Learn to train properly.
5. Learn to diet porperly.
6. Learn to pose.
7. Actually train properly.
8. Actually Diet and do cardio.
9. Step on stage looking like you are closer than 12 weeks out from the show.
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Right Vince...because anyone that looks better than you MUST be on performance enhancers.
Vince's off season to-do list.
1. Learn to spell.
2. Learn to properly communicate using the English language.
3. Spellcheck and grammar check your 'website'.
4. Learn to train properly.
5. Learn to diet porperly.
6. Learn to pose.
7. Actually train properly.
8. Actually Diet and do cardio.
9. Step on stage looking like you are closer than 12 weeks out from the show.
No, in fact my buddy Jerome was there at the Mountaineer and he was as sharp as a tack. He took first in the jr middleweights. I also ran into James Ward there as well who was an WNBF Pro so that's definitely not the case.
When you use gear and you come off, sometimes it messes up your system and that's what happenned to me. My T-levels were around 400 but thanks to some Bulgarian Tribulas, I've brought it back to around 900. I compete clean as
a whistle and don't bullshit about it
But getting back to you, are you stating that you are completely natural??? I've heard some rich comments from you lately???
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No, in fact my buddy Jerome was there at the Mountaineer and he was as sharp as a tack. He took first in the jr middleweights. I also ran into James Ward there as well who was an WNBF Pro so that's definitely not the case.
When you use gear and you come off, sometimes it messes up your system and that's what happenned to me. My T-levels were around 400 but thanks to some Bulgarian Tribulas, I've brought it back to around 900. I compete clean as
a whistle and don't bullshit about it
But getting back to you, are you stating that you are completely natural??? I've heard some rich comments from you lately???
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHA! You are such a joke.
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But getting back to you, are you stating that you are completely natural??? I've heard some rich comments from you lately???
Vince, I must admit some confusion here. The only thing that I have discussed on the boards, to my best recollection, is using a diuretic. Unless I am mistakes, these compounds are not remotely related to anabolics of any kind. So, I am not opposed to personal diuretic usage...I guess that means that I am not completely natural.
You win, Vince. You win.
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Vince, I must admit some confusion here. The only thing that I have discussed on the boards, to my best recollection, is using a diuretic. Unless I am mistakes, these compounds are not remotely related to anabolics of any kind. So, I am not opposed to personal diuretic usage...I guess that means that I am not completely natural.
You win, Vince. You win.
Regardless of what you're using, I wish you best of luck at the Elite. However, don't go cracking on someone unless you know everything behind it. I did better this year and next year I'll be even better. That's all I care about
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There's no talk because I'm not competing. I was training at home with the staph and got much leaner but since Adonis refuses to compete against me, I'm not going to waste my time.
Puussy... ;D
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but thanks to some Bulgarian Tribulas, I've brought it back to around 900.
::)
I shake my head in dibelief....
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Vince G CSN MFT, can you illuminate us about that neck injury in January? Maybe we can avoid doing what happened to you? I mean, who would want to lose half of his strength in the bench press! By the way, good for you to keep training. You didn't tell us about this injury so now that makes you a modest guy because you enterred a contest anyway when if fact you should have been in a hospital. Just for the record, how many reps can you do with 225 in the bench press?
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Vince G CSN MFT, can you illuminate us about that neck injury in January? Maybe we can avoid doing what happened to you? I mean, who would want to lose half of his strength in the bench press! By the way, good for you to keep training. You didn't tell us about this injury so now that makes you a modest guy because you enterred a contest anyway when if fact you should have been in a hospital. Just for the record, how many reps can you do with 225 in the bench press?
Teen driver hit sideswipped me and when off the road into a concrete wall. Hitting the wall did very little damage as I went flush against it but my head hit the roof when I went up on the sidewalk.
As far as reps with 225, don't know. Really depends on when I do them. Sometimes its my first exercise and I can blast them out but if I do them after dips then not very many
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Teen driver hit sideswipped me and when off the road into a concrete wall. Hitting the wall did very little damage as I went flush against it but my head hit the roof when I went up on the sidewalk.
Did you kick his ass on the side of the road afterwards?
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Teen driver hit sideswipped me and when off the road into a concrete wall. Hitting the wall did very little damage as I went flush against it but my head hit the roof when I went up on the sidewalk.
As far as reps with 225, don't know. Really depends on when I do them. Sometimes its my first exercise and I can blast them out but if I do them after dips then not very many
Who's the ripped beast in your avatar Vince? ;)
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If Melvin hurt himself in a car accident surely he will be entitled for massive compensation. Whiplash could very well have affected his training and if a court were to view these threads the humiliation suffered because he was not able to train heavy any more would allow a huge payout. I hope the insurance company paid for his medical expenses.
About the bench press. Can you do 10 full reps with 225? Just trying to assess the damage that accident caused you.
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Hey, Vince G, that photo in your avatar is from the 06 Mountaineer. How come you aren't posting it here for us to see? Seems like you have a good lat spread there and solid legs.
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Because its already been posted in numerous threads.
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Melvin IS a car accident. He is every accident you can think of. It was an accident he was conceived. Monster family disappointment
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Did you kick his ass on the side of the road afterwards?
I didn't kick HER ass. I was a bit dizzy but I saw her come over, look frightened and then ran back to her car.
Their insurance company was a bunch of assholes but my attorney's bum rushed them and made them pay for practically everything including the Chinese food I had just ordered before I got into the wreck.
Its just one of the many reasons I got with Pre-Paid Legal. Too many people getting ripped off, pulled over, and getting fucked in the ass with no vasoline. Having attorneys on your side has its advantages. Dry Cleaning company fucks up your clothes, call em up and they send a letter to pay the fuck up. Got screwed by cell phone bill with phony roaming charges, no prob, they take care of that shit. Repairman tries to overcharge you for some shit?? They handle that to Get a speeding ticket, they send a lawyer to represent you on your behalf and you don't have to go. Put some Titus shit......well......not under the plan but you at least get a small discount for trial defense services. Doesn't cover child support, illegal immigrants, and DUI's of course but still its a good thing. Basically its insurance to protect you from getting fucked
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Melvin IS a car accident. He is every accident you can think of. It was an accident he was conceived. Monster family disappointment
Krispy Kreme's got hot doughnuts now. Go eat some, fatboy!!!
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Whiplash injuries can cost insurance companies heaps. At least $10,000 and much more. Especially when it almost ended your bodybuilding career. You should have a claim for massive damages. Your legal team got you the price of Chinese takeaway! Heck, you need legal advice! You should have gone straight to the hospital and then worn a neck brace for 6 months. Or at least until the payout arrived.
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Whiplash injuries can cost insurance companies heaps. At least $10,000 and much more. Especially when it almost ended your bodybuilding career. You should have a claim for massive damages. Your legal team got you the price of Chinese takeaway! Heck, you need legal advice! You should have gone straight to the hospital and then worn a neck brace for 6 months. Or at least until the payout arrived.
I got enough money, Vince. And I sure don't need legal advice. Visit www.caliberenterprises.c om and find out why.
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Sorry Mr. Collard...but it had to be done.
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Teen driver hit sideswipped me and when off the road into a concrete wall. Hitting the wall did very little damage as I went flush against it but my head hit the roof when I went up on the sidewalk.
As far as reps with 225, don't know. Really depends on when I do them. Sometimes its my first exercise and I can blast them out but if I do them after dips then not very many
Get back onstage at the elite.
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I didn't kick HER ass. I was a bit dizzy but I saw her come over, look frightened and then ran back to her car.
Their insurance company was a bunch of assholes but my attorney's bum rushed them and made them pay for practically everything including the Chinese food I had just ordered before I got into the wreck.
Its just one of the many reasons I got with Pre-Paid Legal. Too many people getting ripped off, pulled over, and getting fucked in the ass with no vasoline. Having attorneys on your side has its advantages. Dry Cleaning company fucks up your clothes, call em up and they send a letter to pay the f**k up. Got screwed by cell phone bill with phony roaming charges, no prob, they take care of that shit. Repairman tries to overcharge you for some shit?? They handle that to Get a speeding ticket, they send a lawyer to represent you on your behalf and you don't have to go. Put some Titus shit......well......not under the plan but you at least get a small discount for trial defense services. Doesn't cover child support, illegal immigrants, and DUI's of course but still its a good thing. Basically its insurance to protect you from getting fucked
Melvin, the accident you were in. Did you hot a truck full of fatty shit. Did it all come donw on you or something. Is that the explanation you give on why you look the way you do. And interesting statement about getting fucked in the ass with no vasoline. This is probably the only time on Getbig you actuallyspeak out of experience. We thank you for your honesty.
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There's no talk because I'm not competing. I was training at home with the staph and got much leaner but since Adonis refuses to compete against me, I'm not going to waste my time.
Not only that, I have my new website www.caliberenterprises.c om to promote so I pretty much called it a year
Vince, you're not selling supplements anymore ? Seemed to do well with your eBay store anyways..
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I didn't kick HER ass. I was a bit dizzy but I saw her come over, look frightened and then ran back to her car.
HAAA HAAA she was afraid of the black fat man.......who wouldn't run ???????????
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Vince, you're not selling supplements anymore ? Seemed to do well with your eBay store anyways..
Heck no. Caliber Fitness is my bread and butter. In fact I just got in my first shipment of my new product "Mike Haggar" from Australia. Its going to sell big..... ;D
Caliber Enteprises was set up because too many bodybuilders were getting in trouble. Protect yourself...I do.
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I for one can't wait for the newsletter and I think that Vince Goodbum dispenses advice most of us would have to pay for!!!!!!!!!!
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Heck no. Caliber Fitness is my bread and butter. In fact I just got in my first shipment of my new product "Mike Haggar" from Australia. Its going to sell big..... ;D
Caliber Enteprises was set up because too many bodybuilders were getting in trouble. Protect yourself...I do.
I bet you barely make enough off that site to even buy bread and butter on the same trip.
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Haha, Vince fancies himself as the new Chad Nichols & Rick Collins all in one shot...
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Haha, Vince fancies himself as the new Chad Nichols & Rick Collins all in one shot...
I'm better and here's why.
1. I charge less for my services and I am truly the one stop shop center for all bodybuilders
2. All of my athletes still have their kidneys and liver
3. Desite my lack of success, I compete 100% naturally with no steroids or anything...I don't hide behind a keyboard
4. I don't run a "dropship business" all of my products are directly bought. Nothing on credit. No-one keeps it gangsta like me and push weight like me
5. People love me or hate me, but even without blue stars they sure know me
6. I'm funny as hell on the internet and don't take myself seriously when I'm not working
7. I keep it real and tell it like it is. Who else would publish
8. I don't love those ho's
9. I brought Bee Pollen and Cayenne Pepper to the bodybuilding world.
10. Last but not least.....I have the "The Magic Stick"...... ;D
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So why are you passing up a shot at the Nationals? This late in the game, there won't be many, or maybe ANY, in your class at the elite....
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Team Goodbum for an IFBB Pro card assault in '07! All the way baby!!!!
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Protect yourself...I do.
sell condoms now huh
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I'm better and here's why.
1. I charge less for my services and I am truly the one stop shop center for all bodybuilders. You are worth less. You have no actual experience and live off lies
2. All of my athletes still have their kidneys and liver. Cause they don't listen to you thank god
3. Desite my lack of success, I compete 100% naturally with no steroids or anything...I don't hide behind a keyboard. You do hide behind the keyboard. So far you have not once shown up to a place when you are called out. And it is pretty evident you don't do roids. Nor do you diet or lift weights. Now that is natural alright.
4. I don't run a "dropship business" all of my products are directly bought. Nothing on credit. No-one keeps it gangsta like me and push weight like me Dude you sell barely $1000 a month off your sight.
5. People love me or hate me, but even without blue stars they sure know me Yes and they hate you too
6. I'm funny as hell on the internet and don't take myself seriously when I'm not working Either does anyone else
7. I keep it real and tell it like it is. Who else would publish
8. I don't love those ho's
9. I brought Bee Pollen and Cayenne Pepper to the bodybuilding world. No you didn't idiot. Been around for alot longer than you have.
10. Last but not least.....I have the "The Magic Stick"...... ;D Yea up your ass
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Whiplash injuries can cost insurance companies heaps. At least $10,000 and much more. Especially when it almost ended your bodybuilding career. You should have a claim for massive damages. Your legal team got you the price of Chinese takeaway! Heck, you need legal advice! You should have gone straight to the hospital and then worn a neck brace for 6 months. Or at least until the payout arrived.
Ok here is the situation. I was on the bowl taking a dump after a 10 plate feed at a local chinese buffet I farted and burped at the same time and pinched a nerve in my neck from the whiplash action as I let go.
Do I have a claim against the buffet?
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I don't have any blue stars, either. Did somebody spoil the name 'Vince' around here? Couldn't be Goodrum or me because we are both fair dinkum blokes.
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Team Goodbum for an IFBB Pro card assault in '07! All the way baby!!!!
WNBF, NGA, or SNBF pro card is more like it. To compete at the Nationals, I'd have to use steroids again. I'm not going back my friend. I may not have the great physique I had many years ago but I'm competing honestly. No one can deny that.
Mike Morris is in the same boat I am in as well as a number of other folks. Its now a matter of staying healthy.
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"I may not have the great physique I had many years ago "
Any pics from back then?
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WNBF, NGA, or SNBF pro card is more like it. To compete at the Nationals, I'd have to use steroids again. I'm not going back my friend. I may not have the great physique I had many years ago but I'm competing honestly. No one can deny that.
Mike Morris is in the same boat I am in as well as a number of other folks. Its now a matter of staying healthy.
Vince you aren't even 30 yet. How "many" years could it possibly be. Show us one just one pic of you on roids. Just one. If you are telling the truth then you know you have at least one pic. There are zillions of you looking like shit all over the net. And not one where there is even a hint you took one D-bol. I myself think you never took roids and the pics are the best you have.
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WNBF, NGA, or SNBF pro card is more like it. To compete at the Nationals, I'd have to use steroids again. I'm not going back my friend. I may not have the great physique I had many years ago but I'm competing honestly. No one can deny that.
Mike Morris is in the same boat I am in as well as a number of other folks. Its now a matter of staying healthy.
and there u have it folks.... ;D
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I visited your website. You may want to start using spell check in the future. The following made me laugh out loud. Did you forget to bring your "trademark" calves to your last contest?
"This book will outline the training methods I used to develop my trademark calves and will be a valuable asset to anyone who has struggled for years to develop them."
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I visited your website. You may want to start using spell check in the future. The following made me laugh out loud. Did you forget to bring your "trademark" calves to your last contest?
"This book will outline the training methods I used to develop my trademark calves and will be a valuable asset to anyone who has struggled for years to develop them."
Are you dumb?
trade‧mark /ˈtreɪdˌmɑrk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[treyd-mahrk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. any name, symbol, figure, letter, word, or mark adopted and used by a manufacturer or merchant in order to designate his or her goods and to distinguish them from those manufactured or sold by others. A trademark is a proprietary term that is usually registered with the Patent and Trademark Office to assure its exclusive use by its owner.
2. a distinctive mark or feature particularly characteristic of or identified with a person or thing.
–verb (used with object)
3. to stamp or otherwise place a trademark designation upon.
4. to register the trademark of.
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This thread rocks!
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...here's a newsflash!...VINCE DOESN'T EXIST.
He's just some dude who lives in the middle of nowhere, and some internet nerd pretends to post info for our amusement. Yes, it's a lot of work to act like VTrip. Well, not if you include his 'training' protocols.
Think about it.
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...here's a newsflash!...VINCE DOESN'T EXIST.
Dude...he does exist. I've seen him 'compete' twice. This cat is too good to be made up!
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Goodbum to turn Pro!
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Dude...he does exist. I've seen him 'compete' twice. This cat is too good to be made up!
..you've actually SEEN him at these shows?....or have you, like everybody here, seen his poo photos here on Getbig?
2 things...if you HAVE seen him, then I feel sorry for your eyes. You probably do too.
The other thing is, how could you NOT take multiple photos of his horrible physi---err, WHATEVER--so that we could have SO MANY MORE hilarious shots of that fool?...for shame, buddy, FOR SHAME.
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Goodbum will turn Pro, mark my words. Question is when.
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There's only two pictures of me at that time. One sits on my mother's stereo system and shows me flexing my arm.
I feel for her :-\
I used only one steroid and that was tren. It was a home brew and I made it into a transdermal formula from finaplix cattle implants. It was cheap and easy because there's lots of cattle farms in SC and I knew that I was getting legit gear. Other than that I used a multivitamin stack, anti-estogens, some milk thistle and plenty of protein from the Protein Factory.
Of course you did.
Its a lot but they are spaced together so I will not have to hold my peak for too long
Yeah, you don't want to be fat for too long. Increases possibility of heart related diseases and the such.
My T-levels were around 400 but thanks to some Bulgarian Tribulas, I've brought it back to around 900.
Is that Bulgarian for "a new pair"? That would explain the numbers but something must've gone wrong with the procedure since you're still pretty much a biotch.
Goodbum will turn Pro, mark my words. Question is when.
And in what.
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..you've actually SEEN him at these shows?....or have you, like everybody here, seen his poo photos here on Getbig?
I'm telling you, he's real.. I was in the audience for both of his competitive forays...'04 Metrolina and '06 Mountaineer. Believe the hype.
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I'm telling you, he's real.. I was in the audience for both of his competitive forays...'04 Metrolina and '06 Mountaineer. Believe the hype.
...I can't believe you didn't go picture crazy on him. But since he can't be owned anymore than he already has, I guess it's just as well.
But if you see him compete again, unfortunately, do your Getbig duty and take VIDEO... ;D
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I feel for her :-\
Of course you did.
Yeah, you don't want to be fat for too long. Increases possibility of heart related diseases and the such.
Is that Bulgarian for "a new pair"? That would explain the numbers but something must've gone wrong with the procedure since you're still pretty much a biotch.
And in what.
Goodbum will turn Pro in ________ (insert whatever sport you feel appropriate other than BB). ;D
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Goodbum will turn Pro in ________ (insert whatever sport you feel appropriate other than BB). ;D
World Class Cockchugging?
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Actually, I was thinking Russian ballet... ;D
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When I look at Getbig and there is no thread about Goodrum I know there won't be any laughs that day. They should leave all Goodrum threads on the Gossip board for the mirth of everyone here.
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I've completed the upgrades to my computer system
How's the TRS-80 working out for you?
(http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/reach/435/trs80.jpg)
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How's the TRS-80 working out for you?
(http://www.fortunecity.com/marina/reach/435/trs80.jpg)
is this what he upgraded to
(http://www.vannattabros.com/adospics/trs80iia.jpg) ?
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is this what he upgraded to
(http://www.vannattabros.com/adospics/trs80iia.jpg) ?
Those 5 1/4" floppy drives will bring him closer to the achievement of his business goals! 8)
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is this what he upgraded to
(http://www.vannattabros.com/adospics/trs80iia.jpg) ?
Actually this was my first computer....had a 2400 baud modem too..... :o Like I said...I've been on the internet for a looooonnngggg time. I'm sure 240 can relate
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After reading this entire thread for the last 30-45 minutes, I have come up with this conclusion:
Crack is a helluva drug.
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this thread is terrible.
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this thread is terrible.
...no way. It's funny as hell.
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Oh, I agree, this thread is hilarious.
Especially the way Keith is owning Melvin everywhere, and the only thing Melvin can say back is "You don't know me" or "I have the figures right here but I won't post them".
Aahahaha, what a pile of mung.
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I'm better and here's why.
1. I charge less for my services and I am truly the one stop shop center for all bodybuilders
2. All of my athletes still have their kidneys and liver
3. Desite my lack of success, I compete 100% naturally with no steroids or anything...I don't hide behind a keyboard
4. I don't run a "dropship business" all of my products are directly bought. Nothing on credit. No-one keeps it gangsta like me and push weight like me
5. People love me or hate me, but even without blue stars they sure know me
6. I'm funny as hell on the internet and don't take myself seriously when I'm not working
7. I keep it real and tell it like it is. Who else would publish
8. I don't love those ho's
9. I brought Bee Pollen and Cayenne Pepper to the bodybuilding world.
10. Last but not least.....I have the "The Magic Stick"...... ;D
WOW..................... .....
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Who on Getbig will confess to buying anything from Caliber Fitness? End of story.
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bump