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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: Laura Lee on September 14, 2006, 10:06:49 AM
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The Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
And my personal favorite:
6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Very cute!
Vapor lock...ewww.
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The Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
And my personal favorite:
6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Hardy har har ;)
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The Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are thinking about what to do after)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(because pubic hairs are holding their eyelids open)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(because the egg can't make up it's mind on size and color and style)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) That one was too good to delete!
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so that men have dog's as a friend once they get kicked out)
And my personal favorite:
6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(so we could piss women off) ;D
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III like it. Well except for number 2 (didn't make sense to me, but I'm blonde :D). lol
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII like it. Well except for number 2 (didn't make sense to me, but I'm blonde :D). lol
shes blowing him...............get it?
pubes in her eye
oral sex is what men call sex
(blow job)
:D
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shes blowing him...............get it?
pubes in her eye
oral sex is what men call sex
(blow job)
:D
Oh, tee-hee, well that never happens to me ;D
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Oh, tee-hee, well that never happens to me ;D
i hope not..................... .............
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i hope not..................... .............
;D (you know why)
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HAHAHAAH. the original and edited versions are awesome
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shes blowing him...............get it?
pubes in her eye
oral sex is what men call sex
(blow job)
:D
Nuh-uh, ...not according to Bill Clinton. ;)
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Nuh-uh, ...not according to Bill Clinton. ;)
But according to Monica....
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The Why's of Men?
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are thinking about what to do after)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(because pubic hairs are holding their eyelids open)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(because the egg can't make up it's mind on size and color and style)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) That one was too good to delete!
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so that men have dog's as a friend once they get kicked out)
And my personal favorite:
6 WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(so we could piss women off) ;D
this is totally fab. i'd heard all of the previous jokes.
but your repartee is ....
180degrees
i'm learnin'
he hee heeeeeee
ta
xLinda