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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Best Deadlift on GetBig on: February 23, 2014, 10:42:53 AM
622 lbs. Belt only. Done at a full power meet.  Body weight 181 lbs.
2  Getbig Misc Too Board / Getbig Comments Suggestions Complaints Board / Re: OPEN LETTER TO RON on: February 18, 2014, 11:27:59 AM
Wait, Shizzo is a troll?  When did this happen?
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: confessions of a getbigger.............. on: February 04, 2014, 11:15:54 AM
holy shit... this could go on forever.

I carpet-bomb plentyoffish and fuck short, cute, big tit chubby single moms, school teachers, bankers, real estate brokers, and convenience store cashiers on the first night... like 10-12 a month. (i have an actual gf now, though)

my home is a complete mess 90% of the time and i only clean it up if i have a girl coming over.

i judge the attractiveness and potential mate material of a woman based on the size of her calves and feet. (one must be big, the other small)

i keep baby wipes, mouthwash, and Viagra in the car. (i give myself 'cool points' if i can bang one girl, baby-wipe the pussy juice off my cock in the car, drive over and bang another girl in the same day... 3 a day is the record, 4 would be a logistical nightmare)

if no gf is in the house, i'll watch porn twice a day. can't start the day or go to bed w/o rubbing one out.... milf porn, mature porn, latina porn, bbw porn, brunette porn, ebony porn, Asian porn, CFNM porn, DP porn, gagging porn, or any combination.

I've fucked women i met on craigslist while their husbands/bf's watched for anywhere from $50 to $300.

i'll put bogus ad's on craigslist using ex-customers names & numbers. personals (of course. lol... cuckold stuff, ect), selling horse trailers, horses, miniature horses, emu's, various miniature/toy dogs, houses/rooms for rent, ect ect ect...    these ex-customers are pieces of shit/assholes/bitches, not "regular" ex-customers. these fuck's have it coming.

i have a maid come to my house twice a week just to do my dishes because I'm too lazy.

I've fucked a maid once. 40-something Mexican lady, in my upstairs bathroom while her granddaughter vacuumed my living room downstairs. short, chubby with big heavy tits... could NOT deepthroat, so she didnt' get a tip. lol.... two hands on my sink, one foot up on the toilet with a hand towel in her mouth.  Grin can't even remember her name. i fired her/them two weeks later.


This is not a confession, it's bragging.  LOL!


PWR
4  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Terrific Trolling Opportunity on: February 01, 2014, 09:38:13 AM
A thank you to Andy and all that participated in this. I am not much of a troller but I really enjoyed the posts.  Lol.


PWR
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hi, my name's Dr David Kelly on: February 01, 2014, 09:20:44 AM
POWER TAKING A LOAD OF CUM IN THE FACE AND LOVING IT!

Please,.... Leave me out of your fantasies.
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hi, my name's Dr David Kelly on: February 01, 2014, 07:15:44 AM
Power,

you are the kind of guy who, if big brother fucked your wife, and she had his baby 9 months later, all while you had been on 3 years service in Iraq and not seen your wife in those 3 years, could somehow explain how the baby was really yours.  You'd have to work really hard to come up with some pretty outlandish explanations, but you could do it!

Lol.  Agenda,  you are the kind of guy = hook, line and sinker.   Must be your first day here on Getbig.  Stick around, you will figure it out.
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hi, my name's Dr David Kelly on: January 31, 2014, 11:18:33 AM
Lol yep Dr Kelly got whacked by secret service 100%.

Apparently he commited suicide by cutting one of his wrists (incorrectly and he was a doctor lol)
You can cut your wrist either direction and still bleed out.

Paramedics at the scene noted that there was little to no blood (it takes about 4-5 pints loss to killl a male lol)
He was found in a field, likely the blood simply soaked into the ground.

Search party that found body in the woods DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE HE HAD A CUT TO HIS WRIST lol.
Eyewitness testimony is always suspect.  They were likely too shocked at finding the body to see details clearly.

The 3 blister packs of Coproxamol (500 acetaminophen/10mg codeine), the blunt pruning knife, as well at the bottle of water HAD NO FINGERPRINTS on them lol.
Easily explained by the location of the murder. Weather combined with wild animals likely licking the blood off the knife and trying to get into the water bottle rubbed off any prints.

His wife and family confirmed that he HATED taking pills, and would even refuse to take a headache tablet for decades.
We all hate lot's of things.  Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.  Maybe he preferred to attempt the pill route over shooting himself.

Autopsy report confirmed that he had only 13% of concentration needed for fatal overdose in his blood when he 'died' lol.
So he died from the blood loss before all the pills could be dissolved into his system.

Water bottle was hardly used, and not enough to swig down 29 pills (for someone who hates swallowing pills that's gonna take a lot of gulps).
Never said he could not swallow them, just that he did not like to take them.  Your argument fails.

Shortly before he died he was asked by a well known colleague "What will happen if we go to war with Iraq". Dr Kelly joked "You'll probably find me dead in the woods".
Finally a statement with fact.  They did end up in a war with Iraq and he was found dead in the woods.

See, all perfectly explainable.   Smiley

'Suicide' lol.

Meltdown
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Fat women and the delusion that bodybuilders like them. on: January 22, 2014, 10:30:01 AM
Look at what the majority of members on this board seem to covet. FAT WOMEN WITH BIG ASSES AND FLOPPY BREASTS.

So I think El Diablo....you may be in the minority. It seems to me a lot of guys like fat women and so they are probably used to being chased after.

Excuse me,.......................you don't have to chase a fat woman, obviously she can't run.
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Lone survivor- best war movie in a long time on: January 21, 2014, 11:29:27 AM
you do realize this was a true story recanted by the survivor, right?  And you can survive a tumble down rocks like that. Especially when loaded with gear that can absorb impacts.

this movie isnt a work. I havent seen it, but ive read the book.... and if they followed the book then it all that shot DID happen. Youd be surprised what the human body can endure while pumped with adrenaline.

So anyway, in short, youre wrong on that stuff being fake.

Shock, I don't think you mean "recanted". 

They did change a number of things vs. the official  story vs. the book.  But it is a good movie none the less.
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hello - From Arce on: January 16, 2014, 06:26:16 AM
I thought Arce owned a dojo. Why is he living in a car?

Good question, I thought the same thing.  He gets kidney stones and suddenly he is homeless and living in his broken car.  What is the whole story?  I have nothing against Steve (other than those damn smiley face posts, lol) I just want a clear picture of what transpired before I contribute to the Quickerblade Arce fund.
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I finally cracked....but on: January 09, 2014, 12:15:40 PM
Ok so it been nearly 7 days of very very strict low carb keto dieting, haven't exactly been counting macros and calories but I know instinctively where I am with it and when I'm in ketosis because I have been getting all the usual symptoms: I would guess I am eating between 1300-1500 calories with less than 70g carbs a day and sometimes probably less than 50g

This is on top of forcing myself to do intense cardio.

Getting all the usual symptoms.

1) Headache
2) Bad breath  You are from the UK this is not a problem caused by the diet.[/[/b]font]
3) Tired as fuck
4) Depressed
5) Can't sleep
6) Moodiness

....blah blah blah..


I have lost 3.4 kilos in one week but just now I finally cracked, I couldn't take it anymore.


Just ran to the fridge and had

1) can of coke
2) wotsit
3) bread and houmous (i did take the insides of the bread out though)
4) 1 x Eat Natural Nutty Bar
5) 5-6 slices of salami



I am not worried about the binge cos it was not that bad and il be back on it from tomorrow BUT

SUDDENLY

AFTER THE BINGE

BOOM

My heart starts racing like a muthafacker, talking easily in excess of 100 bpm and 10 minutes later i feel like i wanna go into a coma and just sleep

This is new to me.


Is this normal after being low carb for a week or should i see my doc.

 
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Adonis principles making the news: Science teacher loses 37lbs on McDonalds on: January 07, 2014, 09:31:20 AM
This just in, the world is round.   Roll Eyes

13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Say your farewells to Bigmc on: December 29, 2013, 05:08:01 AM
You might be on to something. I mean he's cunning enough to live in public housing and be on welfare while driving an audi.

He is quite the ghetto superstar mastermind.

And yet he is still 3 steps ahead of you.
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Out of the Furnace on: December 26, 2013, 11:20:33 AM
Believe- Jason Beaver.   Classic. 

Is that a gay porn flick?


PWR
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Employment Opportunity For Sev (Cleansest Natural) on: December 20, 2013, 07:07:25 AM
Likely you would have to throw in a straw hat to get him onboard.  No way that dome survives the California sun without one.
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: One of the unsexiest things ever happened to me on: December 19, 2013, 10:15:42 AM
Should have had sex with her, pulled out and sprayed her shouting no!  Dog would have been your friend for life.

17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: married ppl - do you often want to ..... ...your wife? but not do it of course on: December 18, 2013, 09:48:51 AM
I'm not sure you are suppose to rub it on your face.


18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Filing for joint custody of my kids in CA.. is a lawyer needed? on: December 18, 2013, 07:44:54 AM
Seems to me it would be a lot less expensive to buy a hammer, a shovel, and a few acres of property out in the Nevada desert.


PWR
19  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: what mental disorders drive BB on: December 16, 2013, 02:57:46 PM
What mental disorders drive BB's to live the lifestyle and take on all sorts of chemicals and ridiculous training and eating regimens
I am not judging  Simply asking for fellow lifters insights to a lifestyle understood by few.   

No, you're not judging at all.    Lol     Wink
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Man saves dog from sinking ship, then goes back for wife on: August 07, 2013, 10:10:35 AM
no offence booty but anyone who thinks this way should get shot shit in on the head.

Fixed it for you.
21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: How to succeed at being a fitness model by Wlll Brink on: August 01, 2013, 12:11:41 PM
I assume the book comes with a set of kneepads?
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI - Wieners' sexting buddy on: July 30, 2013, 06:57:32 AM
Just kind of looks like a blob.
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: 25 Ugly Athletes on: July 25, 2013, 10:20:18 AM
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5265/5852085188_49c04c0630.jpg


refuses to fix teeth   

reason?

he does not want to change what god gave him

so why abuse PED to get a Pro Card?

If not to change what god gave him physique wise?

And he is wearing colored contacts.
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: how do you cope with the steroid subject when it comes up, accusations etc on: July 24, 2013, 01:40:49 PM
I tell them to talk to my spokesman Ryan Braun.  He will explain things to them.
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Can you switch off? on: July 24, 2013, 09:12:51 AM
That is why alcohol was invented.  That and to make ugly women more attractive. Grin
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