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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Family Found Out I'm a Muscle Escort on: Today at 02:02:06 AM
I love you Wes, I think you are amazing, just remember everything happens for a reason bro and maybe this is a blessing in disguise dude and saved you a lot of future pain.

It's gonna suck in a way not being able to make that kinda of easy money again and most day's you will be bored shit less thinking WTF man I could me making some major mullah here and having some fun and think about going back to Escorting. You have to stay strong bro.

If you relapse it's ok and just know it's part of the process and get back on it.

I know many many female escorts who have been through exactly the same predicaments as you when trying to stop.

One you have been an escort it never truly ever leaves you and it will always be a part of you somehow.

The girls that I know that managed to stop, pretty much always found love with a partner, ended up getting married or having kids.

It's tough man but you are doing the right thing.

I wish you the best





just when I start to think you are ok

you dust down wes ass potatoes

you are defo a latent homo bro
2  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Friday night take away on: July 31, 2014, 09:11:37 AM
Yes - they put weed on top. Although this was 11 years ago and they may have clamped down.

They do it even if you don't ask for it. I always wonder what would happen if a family wandered in there but I guess they size you up when you order. I am sure you could ask for it specifically.

In my case, it appears they sized me up and decided I wanted to go into a coma.



fuck
3  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Friday night take away on: July 31, 2014, 07:31:25 AM
There's a Thai that delivers to mine, we're quite fond off when my girl is around.

An xxl peperonni pizza with a coke and ice is hard to beat though. I'm planning it as my cheat meal this weekend as a matter of fact.

im a ham and mushroom man myself

ive been knows to throw a seafood into the mix if im feeling fruity
4  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Friday night take away on: July 31, 2014, 07:25:57 AM
 a classic british tradition

we have a split in my house

Chinese for the mrs and kids

and a massive pizza for me

whats your take away of choice?
5  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: lego land on: July 31, 2014, 07:24:27 AM
Vast areas of sand are the same all over the world.

yeah I thought that

im not sure my kids would be that impressed if there isn't a sea for them too jump in attached
6  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread on: July 31, 2014, 05:53:50 AM
The only thing i'm actually worried about is not having big thick loads  Embarrassed

its called nick toscani syndrome
7  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread on: July 31, 2014, 05:47:01 AM
Good for you. It's horrible as a fertile female to take pills etc that just have horrible side affects. I think it's great just having anal.

 Shocked
8  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread on: July 31, 2014, 05:30:21 AM
This weekend (Saturday morning at 11am) I will be having a vasectomy.

I have 2 beautiful kids, boy 4 and girl 18 months and definitely don't want any more of them - plus starting out on an 8 year plus venture of becoming a doctor, the last thing we need now in our house is a screaming baby.

My wife has tried every contrceptive pill, even tried a coil and everything causes bad sides for her, so this is the only option.

I HATE CONDOMS lol.

Anyway, I will be shaving my balls in preparation for this amazing event  Undecided

if you are putting your ball hair on ebay

let me know  Lips sealed
9  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: can females be funny on: July 31, 2014, 05:10:48 AM
I think the reason some female 'comedians' make it, is that no one is expecting them to be funny at all. When they are mildly funny, they become stars and the bar of expectation is so low.

its the same when you watch mock the week

they have their quote of females on the panel that I sometimes wonder if they have plucked out the audience

people talk about jo brand being funny but I don't see it
10  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / can females be funny on: July 31, 2014, 04:59:23 AM
I was watching the Edinburgh festival highlights on bbc 3

and it occurred to me that female comedians are shit

is it possible for female comedians to be funny

I am exercising my French and saunders clause for this debate
11  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Are you frugal or wasteful on: July 31, 2014, 04:57:03 AM
I'm not sure, if I could either man.




But the reason I'm not sure is because I have have no fucking idea what a station wagon, tj max or walmart is.  Epic foreign conversation of peace.

translated it for you
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: 2 UFC fighters test positive at UFC 175 for PEDS(Masteron and Testosterone) on: July 31, 2014, 04:55:19 AM
no idea why masteron would be used for such a sport.

would potentially dry you out on a weight cut
13  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Are you frugal or wasteful on: July 31, 2014, 04:16:09 AM
I buy jeans from TK Max for no more than 40, but it's great because their actual RRP used to 5m

haha yes cyp

I actually got a 500 pound leather jacket for 40 quid

it was last season of course and that season was the industrial age

but great deals to be had none the less

sports direct is another one where you can buy enough gym kit for a year for about 50 pence
14  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: UK Getbig Fantasy Football Thread on: July 31, 2014, 04:14:35 AM
Yep, we'll actually do the league on the site (set up a UKGetbig mini league) and then every Monday post up the scores in this thread.

How much you reckon we should chip in?

Obviously Joon needs to put up 2k, which brings it down to a 5 each for the rest of us  Grin

depends how many entries we get
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Ice cream on: July 31, 2014, 04:13:38 AM
I have really thought about starting a thread about all the perverted PM's I have had sent to my Princess L gimmick.

I dont know why people just don't send their cock pics straight to you like I do  Lips sealed
16  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: i swear kate middleton is fit as fuck on: July 31, 2014, 03:22:16 AM
I once tried playing strip blackjack with my Mrs and the winner of best of 5 had to do anything the other person asked, so we're both sitting there after 2 bottles of wine in just our underwear and i'm horny as fuck. My wife wins the decider and i'm thinking she's going for cunninglingus, and she says "Load the dishwasher please"

 Angry

haha that's fucking priceless  Grin
17  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Are you frugal or wasteful on: July 31, 2014, 03:21:04 AM
I buy those slim fit low rise ones from Hugo Boss that set me at 120 a pop more or less. The fit dead snug on my bum.

you are a ripped  twink though tailor made for designer clothes

us permabulking fat boys struggle to get stuff

I cant get slim fit jeans over my ankles  Angry
18  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Camel toes in McDonalds on: July 31, 2014, 03:19:35 AM
Next time you go in pick one and then imagine her trying to fit as many straws as she can up her fanny with you edging them in around the sides.

you could add in some love beads

and have an improvised version of kerplunk
19  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: i swear kate middleton is fit as fuck on: July 31, 2014, 03:18:50 AM
Haha yes

When I play monopoly, the rule is you are allowed to steal anything (bank, properties etc) but if you get caught you pay back 5 x the amount  Grin

Makes for some epic turnarounds

I once beat 8 members of my family at trivial pursuit

I gloated for about 5 years

they haven't recovered
20  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Camel toes in McDonalds on: July 31, 2014, 03:16:23 AM
A 4/10 with access to the mcflurry machine is an 8

good point

problem is I would rather eat a mcflurry than fuck a 4 out of 10
21  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: UK Getbig Fantasy Football Thread on: July 31, 2014, 03:15:41 AM
Cool cheers Brad, will look into it.

should we register on one of these sites and just post our scores up here

might be the easiest way to do it

we could all chip in for some sort of end of season prize
22  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: i swear kate middleton is fit as fuck on: July 31, 2014, 03:14:38 AM
A threesome with Kate and Pippa. ATM one to the other  Cool

im sure that's treason
23  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Are you frugal or wasteful on: July 31, 2014, 03:14:09 AM
Fact remains that they are jeans (fucking work pants), I wear jeans all the time and have some pretty smart casuals, but when I hear people spending over a ton for a pair.
Really?

ive got a pair of levis that have lasted me 18 years
24  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: i swear kate middleton is fit as fuck on: July 31, 2014, 03:13:00 AM
Hahaha yes, "It's just a game babe"

NO ITS NOT ITS FUCKING MONOPOLY CUNT

im not allowed to take part in family games

due to excessive bullying, intimidation and wild accusations of cheating

except against my kids who I let win everytime  Cool
25  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Camel toes in McDonalds on: July 31, 2014, 03:11:42 AM
Part of the charm of going to fast food places, watching the fitter lasses arses as they lean over the racks of food as they gather your order.

I swear I have never seen a girl that was worth a wank working  in a macdonalds ever
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