Your an embarrassment, even with all your dirty tactics you would get your arse kicked. The very fact you treat a simple fight as some fight to the death shows how pathetically scared you are and aware how little you know about how to defend yourself. All this hysterical ranting about blinding your opponent or biting them or running around looking for something to throw at them. Here is a tip, go get some self defence lessons, roll around a bit, learn some JJ, boxing, anything to reduce your obvious effeminate fear of having a fight with another human being.
TA is a narcissist with no life experience. He's never been into any kind of trouble.