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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Ohio has some tough contests ( w/video) on: January 26, 2014, 12:27:50 PM
Is that from your VHS Collection Howard?

Converetd to DVD now. I was the final contestant and feel the judging was political.
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: fucked a girl in the ass tonight... on: January 26, 2014, 12:16:43 PM
I know a girl... have known her for years... she's very very hot... She's a freak, loves taking it in the ass, 3-ways, all that...

BUT...

She also loves to wear a strap-on and bang her guy up the ass in return. 

She says it's a power thing, she gets off on that, etc etc.   She's very hot and everyone kisses her ass... and she says just about every guy she's dated will agree to it.   She'll oil up, get them all revved up, then tell them they get to destroy her if she can do it back to them right after they cum...

and they agree.  I dunno... how many getbiggers would agree to such a thing? 
I'd let her but only if she wore a realistic mask of my favorite pro BB.
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Soon, I have a date with a psychologist. on: January 26, 2014, 12:13:54 PM
don't talk to her too much, just bend her over the desk and plow her

shoot on her ass and walk out without thanking her

she'll respect your getbigginess
Sounds like the best plan to me.
I was married to a board certified psychologist for 8 yrs ( wife #3) and that was our first date, so wtf.
4  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Assholes who don't put the dumbbells back after using it, (or yoga mat) on: January 26, 2014, 12:12:14 PM
people who leave the leg press FULLY LOADED


thanks a lot asshole
Yes! It kills me how they load a few plates on it and do 3" knee flexes with baseball bat size legs LOL.
I'm old school and go by this motto :  IF YOU CAN LIFT IT, YOU CAN UNLOAD IT.    or
" Pick up after yourself , your mom doesn't work in this gym "
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Wannabe badass cyclist gets his mouth shut on: January 26, 2014, 12:09:18 PM
Chases him for blocks only to take a shot to the face, then does jackshit about it!  LOL  Cheesy

Imbecile!!!
THAT sums it up
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Just got out of a 6 month relationship. what do now? (bb related) on: January 26, 2014, 12:04:55 PM
Yeah, I smartly didn't sign a lease when I moved in with her a few months ago (seemed more convenient) and so now I don't have any legal ties to her. 2 weeks on a couch isn't gonna kill me. But it is what it is

Be thankful for that, seriously. You were smart to leave if she had 2 bratty kids from another baby daddy.
Imagine what life would be like having to deal with a full time life with her and those rugrats never giving you or her any peace.
You dodged a bullet and will never regret moving on.

Ok, the living situation kinda sucks now, but that is only TEMPORARY.
I have been in your sitituation before in my 20's after I got out of the USMC.
I worked some  crappy jobs, but eventually got my ass back to school and started a legit career over 20 yrs ago.
After 3 divorces and some hard won wisdom, I now live a happy stable life .
I'm now married to a sexy blonde banker and we live on 5 wooded acres in a great home.

Lift for your own personal reasons, and don't piss away much $$ on steroids. If you compete do so on the local level and don't consider trying to go pro . Good luck let us know how you are doing or feel free to PM me.
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Ass but BB related - glute training on: January 26, 2014, 11:54:47 AM
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I'd pay her to leave skid marks on my car seats.
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Ohio has some tough contests ( w/video) on: January 26, 2014, 11:52:17 AM
Wow ... I feel dumb. Didn't notice the "Mr. gay Ohio" title. Definitely a CD.

Watched 20 seconds of the video. No homo.

LOL, no homo
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: fucked a girl in the ass tonight... on: January 26, 2014, 11:51:18 AM
I wonder if there's some message board where some girl is bragging.

"Hey btchz.... So I met this hot guy after dance class... seemed decent enough, made some nice bank I guess, so I figured I'd get him on the hook.  Aunt Flo is in town, so I had to let him take the "alternate route".  He popped some purple pills and was rock hard.  The ride was nice, but I think I was a little loose down there... I could smell myself in the room and I was a little worried he could too.  Anyway, I'm sure he didn't notice.  He seemed like a great guy, but was in a rush, didn't even stick around to wash up... just hit the car and got on his smart phone.  As he drove away, the eggshell-white glow of his phone illuminated his chiseled face.  Looking fwd to seeing him again..."

Classic get big there
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: 102 years old Mr Universe , natural or not? on: January 23, 2014, 02:57:15 PM
all drugs....dead by 105
Best quote ever.
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Ohio has some tough contests ( w/video) on: January 23, 2014, 02:55:06 PM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ISi8QCjMeo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ISi8QCjMeo</a>

Tough line up and top MC .
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Arnold Classics 2014 on: January 01, 2014, 04:28:53 PM
I will join Ron Aviden, the Mayor of BB and don the boardshorts for the Arnold Amatuer MPD.
I am not going to diet or shave down. I feel that my manly demanor and epic charisma will be more then enough for the win.
13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: AnabolicHalo on: January 01, 2014, 04:26:37 PM
Just send me a list with the names of the members and they are done here.

"1"

P.S. I recently sent member "BignJacked" on a vacation and slowly am doing the same with another spammer that keeps posting up garbage.
AH is like the Bigfoot. You might never see him , but you still hear credible rumors about his massive power and beastly actions.
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Beast Mode on: July 31, 2013, 02:55:17 PM
You know he wanked it to that Glamour magazine. He just had that look about him.

Busted...damn
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Girl has the hottest ass ever on: July 30, 2013, 02:37:42 PM
Nice one.   It's nearly back to school time.  What'd ya do all summer, man?  Usually ya post a lot more.

Ok 240, here is some stuff we did.
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Beast Mode on: July 30, 2013, 02:36:01 PM
Look at this beast!
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Civil Liberties Being Stripped: Arrested For Explosive Diarrhea on: July 30, 2013, 02:34:30 PM
Typical getbiggerian reaction to this thread: ignore the stripping of our liberties and focus on the stripping of clothing items from oiled men.  Roll Eyes

Dudes blowing shit out their ass is silly...now cute girls lighting farts , that's serious biz bro.
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Girl has the hottest ass ever on: July 30, 2013, 02:33:14 PM
Don't encourage MY asshole. He needs to HUMP me  all day.
FIXED: to reveal secret desire
19  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Greatest cardio equipmenet and method ever ? I think so on: July 30, 2013, 02:30:54 PM
cardio , getbig style. No homo erotic moves here! Tongue
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0liDbDXKTw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0liDbDXKTw</a>
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Civil Liberties Being Stripped: Arrested For Explosive Diarrhea on: July 30, 2013, 02:24:59 PM
Here is what the correct response to that legal decision:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmQwbWMgpBs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmQwbWMgpBs</a>
21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Girl has the hottest ass ever on: July 30, 2013, 02:23:43 PM
Nice one.   It's nearly back to school time.  What'd ya do all summer, man?  Usually ya post a lot more.

I ate , I slept and kept my wife locked in the basement Cry
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Girl has the hottest ass ever on: July 30, 2013, 02:20:50 PM
Howard, when are you competing again?

Also, what are your thoughts on drug use in competitive BBing?

1. I will make my comeback on Feb 30th at the inaugural Vince Goodrum Invitational.
Billy Guns and Jason Genova will guest pose. Ron Aviden wll be the guest EATER.

2. Drugs in bodybuilding? wtf? Next you will start some rumor on bodybuilders doing g4p...
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Girl has the hottest ass ever on: July 30, 2013, 02:13:22 PM
Boom!
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmQwbWMgpBs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmQwbWMgpBs</a>
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: someone grab a tissue he has a nose bleed on: July 10, 2013, 02:48:30 PM
Couple of tampons would do him good.
LMAO!!! Grin
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The "What's Good Today" Thread... on: July 10, 2013, 02:47:34 PM
The bathroom tile I ordered came in today.  Very happy about that.

We had our carpets cleaned and I just put the furniture back. I also hooked up our DVD player next to the treadmill/ exercise room upstairs so my wife can do her Denise Austin workouts. I may workout, but I don't want to get crazy.
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