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976  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: UFC 135 - Jones Won But......... on: September 25, 2011, 11:26:06 AM
 No, he wasn't. He just used his reach to pummel Rampage from afar. Technically, neither are very good on the stand-up despite Jones being very flashy and athletic. I am not impressed with Jones' power. The guy hits like a girl. How many opponents has he flat out knocked out? The last one was Parker Porter over three years ago, and he has a glass jaw. If it weren't for reach, Rampage would have decimated him as he's a proven knock-out freak.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Part of "technical superiority" is using your assets to neutralize your opponenents assets...Jones' reach kept Rampage out of striking distance.  Rampage couldn't find a way to avoid anything and he couldn't figure out how to do any damage when Jones was wrapping him up in the clinch.

 Who cares if Jones doesn't knock people out..he gets them out of there regardless.  It's a fight...not a KO contest
977  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: UFC 135 - Jones Won But......... on: September 25, 2011, 09:57:46 AM
Jones pitched a shutout...he was vastly superior standing and managed to cut and later submit Ramapage on the ground.   I didn't get the sense that Ramapge had Jones in trouble at any point in the fight and I don't hink he had a plan once it became clear that Jones was simply going to wrap him up when he managed to get within striking distance.  You could say he "did better" because he lasted until the 4th round or you could say that Jones was content to pick him apart rather than risk opening himself up to Jackson's one hope...a hook to the jaw.  Whatever...the end result is the same, Jones by submission.

Jackson had possibly the worst corner in recent memory..."find your range" was the extent of thier input.  Not since BJ Penn was repeatedly told "c'mon..it's Frankie Edgar, knock the guy out"  have I seen a corner do less for a fighter.  They were about as useful as tits on the Pope
978  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Monica shined at the olympia expo. on: September 25, 2011, 08:19:30 AM
It's the face/butt dichotomy...as women get older and wrinkly they have a choice..carry enough fat to look goodfacially and have a big ass or have a nice ass and look like Montgomery Burns.  It's a toughie...
979  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Moment of truth: how tall are you ? on: September 23, 2011, 02:42:21 PM
6-5"  305lbs....but I'm 50 now so no one gives a shit...
980  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What is the fine distinction between a curvy woman and a fat one? on: September 11, 2011, 06:34:57 AM
If she'll have sex with me, she's curvy...if she won't, she's fat.....a big, fat, lesbian bitch....   Smiley
981  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Nick Diaz pussed out on: September 09, 2011, 02:36:47 PM
Penn-Diaz is a good match up.  They can both box  bit ...they both have BJJ black belts from a Gracie.  I like Penn by sub...
982  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I just asked a girl on a date and got shot down on: August 23, 2011, 06:35:48 AM
Just do what my friends and I used to do...tell everyone she's a les and move on.  You'd be amazed at the number of lesbians that lived in my old neighborhood....
983  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Advice for a friend (intended to be serious): what should he do? on: August 09, 2011, 06:50:37 AM
Wow....the dog analogy really gets to the heart of this whole thread.  Roll Eyes

My dog wants you..I've seen him lick himself, he probably be OK with licking you..... Smiley
984  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Advice for a friend (intended to be serious): what should he do? on: August 07, 2011, 09:08:19 AM
Be like my dog... I let him out in the yard and he runs his ass off.  He's happy as hell to run up and down that yard...he doesn't care if it's cold, wet, snowy, or hot as hell.  He's just happy to be out there running as hard as he can.

Live your fucking life...enjoy the time you have while you have it.  35 and life is halfway over?  fuck that.... I started a family at 40.  I'm 50 now, I'm about to open a gym...it's more like a studio...1200 sq ft outbuilding that I've tricked out to do HIIT cario and basic weight training...but it's MY gym.  If you would have told me I'd be doing that at 35 I would have told you were insane.

985  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What do you bench press? on: August 01, 2011, 07:49:55 AM
I did 225 for 10 last week...trying for more today.  Could do 15 last year as I was rehabbing a distal bicep tendon reattachment...currently rehabbing a broken humerus with ongoing median nerve neuropathy.  I used to be able to do 315 for 10 when I was a bit younger and not as prone to stupid accidents that lead to surgery.

I'm almost 50...should I just say fuck it and start golfing?
986  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Women are like Cats on: July 26, 2011, 07:18:44 PM
Women are like Cats...a crappy Broadway musical that's gone on for far too fucking long....
987  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Happy Belated Birthday to "The Wiggles" on: July 24, 2011, 06:59:59 PM
The movie "Cold Spaghetti Western" changed how I viewed pasta...for life!!!!!
988  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: If Jessica Putnam Gets Cheated On What Hope Is There For Girls Like Me??? on: July 23, 2011, 02:25:20 PM
Don't be an insecure mental case


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z21-EAE7Ulg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z21-EAE7Ulg</a>
989  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Jessica Paxson Putnum leaves Peter.... on: July 23, 2011, 02:19:06 PM
The real question is...how many times would you go to church to bang Jessica?  Would you pretend to be a devout Christian just to hit that?

I would...I'd be willing to go to church with her 7...possibly 8 times...before wanting my Sundays back.  If it isn't going to happen after that long...it isn't going to happen at all...
990  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Once a whore breaks your heart, how do you fellas move on? on: July 20, 2011, 06:34:09 PM
I didn't want to wae through 7+ pages on this....did anyone say "fuck her sister" yet?  If she's young enough to have a hot mom, you could fuck her mom and then send her pics of mom with her panties stuffed in her mouth....or something...
991  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Caption this pic on: July 18, 2011, 07:02:17 AM
"I jumped up here...but I sure as hell ain't gonna jump off"
992  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Swinging on: July 05, 2011, 02:46:51 PM
No way...why in the hell would I want my wife to see how small my dick really is?.  That Honda Fit you're driving may seem like a normal sized car, but it gets pretty cramped when you get to roll an Escalade
993  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Hot Drunk Chick on: March 18, 2011, 11:35:26 PM
It's refreshing...and endearing... to see a pretty girl who's such a happy drunk.  They're normally (at least in my experience) rage filled little balls of hate.  This girl is so sweet and comical....it almost makes me feel badly for contemplating the many, many ways I would use that beautiful little creature to satisfy my base sexual desires.

 In short, I'd like to  skull fuck the drunk right out of her
994  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Biggest Gallery of natural College Chicks on: March 09, 2011, 10:19:30 PM
I would hump her from hell to breakfast...and that's a natural fact.
995  Getbig Womens Area / Figure, Bikini and Fitness Discussions / Re: Hottest fitness girls from over the years. on: March 06, 2011, 04:38:09 PM
Alexandra Beres...



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