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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Just trollin - what's up? on: August 12, 2013, 01:35:11 AM
What's up you fat bastards i'm out of jail.
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bloodwork results on: March 28, 2012, 08:58:08 AM
Have you fixed your obesity problem yet?
  No, i still hate obese people.  I despise their lack of discipline and self control.  Have you fixed your shitty genetics yet? 
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bloodwork results on: March 28, 2012, 08:14:34 AM
You can fix that cholesterol issue with african mango seed powder.  It carries bile acids out of your body which forces your body to make more, which takes cholesterol to do.  Your body makes bile acid in the liver by oxidation of cholesterol.  Increasing the bile acid cycle also has the benefit of supporting micellae growth which greatly improves processing of dietary fat and other nutrient absorption.  See chart at this link  It delays stomach emptying which allows more complete digestion, resulting in greater bioavailability of proteins also.  
4  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Mega Millions jackpot hits record $476 million on: March 28, 2012, 08:01:29 AM
1/29,411,765 is the odds you will die in the 2 mile round trip drive to the store to get your lotto ticket in a car accident.  Odds of winning the lotto is 1/175,711,536.  

You are 6 times as likely to die on your way to the store.  

More math to think about...  If you had a billion dollars already and a clever tax accountant that could shelter your winnings from the government, you could buy every combination of numbers for $175,711,536 and guarantee a win.  That leaves you with about 300 million in profits as long as you were the only winner and didn't have to split the jackpot with anyone.
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bob chick cancer on: March 23, 2012, 09:57:04 AM
John Romano said you were dying.  Cry
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I miss Bob Chick on: July 25, 2011, 07:11:09 AM
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this sums up bob's "Professional" wrestling career.  at 34 second "He went down kinda easily" Just like in Jim Rockell's locker room at Samson's. 
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: HATE-TORN MARIA SHRIVER’s REVENGE against ARNOLD on: June 29, 2011, 12:49:16 PM
every dirty secret she reveals only makes her look like more of a pathetic worthless cum dumpster for putting up with it silently for all these years.  Arnold will be forever hailed as one of the greatest alpha males that ever lived.  guy knocked out a camel.  Lets see her erase that shit from history.  

8  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Under what circumstances would you kill yourself? on: June 29, 2011, 12:40:55 PM
The only way I would kill myself would be if I was critically terminally ill, and then only after doing massive amounts of recreational drugs and all my money was gone.  And I would kill myself by building and deploying a huge explosive weapon in the middle of the Masjid al-haram on top of the Kaaba.  
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Fattest people in America on: June 29, 2011, 11:50:00 AM
Lucky you made it out alive.  Cheesy I am kinda shocked that the elevator has not gone out, yet.  Cheesy You just now noticing this?  Huh It is a huge problem down here, brah.  Cool Just put a sign on the elevator that it is out or some shit and watch them start rioting.  Shocked Shocked

Did you ask them to wipe the chicken grease off the elevator buttons?  I fuckin hate that shit.  Fat black women always have a bag of food that they suck down on the subway or crosstown busses here in NYC, shortly followed by loud teeth sucking noises as they try to dislodge the chunks of meat from between their soda rotted yellow and brown teeth.  In fact, now that I think about it seems most of the whites and asians in NYC are pretty fit, while most of the fatties you see here are usually black and hispanic. 
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The Animal Batista is now only 180 lbs! WTF? on: June 29, 2011, 11:32:46 AM
Man, its fuckin great to be 240 natural so I can laugh at these tiny tits when they drop off the sauce. 
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Phil Heath & Kai Greene posedown at NPC Rochester bodybuilding show. on: June 13, 2011, 01:43:06 PM
Anyone got footage from the Overall from this show?  My bro Dan I posted a pic of at 1 day out kicked ass and won his class but lost the overall to one of Rockell's boys Mike Pariso.

12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Post the year you registered on gebig first on: June 13, 2011, 01:29:58 PM
Date Registered:   July 03, 2003, 05:38:59 PM

On this account anyways...
13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: cameron diaz is so beautiful... on: June 13, 2011, 06:20:08 AM
mmmm.... maybe it's time to hit your closest psychiatrist's office.

This statement is true for any getbig member.

Fact, women look like shit after they squeeze one out.  Everything is all stretched out and torn and their hormones do all kinda of fucked up shit to them like extra nipple hairs, moustaches, crying for no reason at tv commercials...  Kinda like pro bodybuilders when they go off cycle.   
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem on: June 13, 2011, 05:34:36 AM
Maybe signing Ben N jerry's as your main fight sponsor was a bad idea
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: cameron diaz is so beautiful... on: June 13, 2011, 05:24:30 AM
I made dinner for A-Rod and Cameron Diaz last month.  She looked completely fuckable, but thats probably because her womb has not been infected with a dreaded pregnancy and fucked up all her hormones.  Funny story, Matt Dillon lives across the street from me and told me that when they were together she had a thing about getting peed on. 

16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / MAXIMUM PROTEIN EXPERIENCE on: June 11, 2011, 07:32:46 AM
My homies at Epic Meal Time in Quebec.
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17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ROCHESTER! on: June 11, 2011, 07:27:39 AM
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ROCHESTER! 1 day out on: June 11, 2011, 06:59:21 AM
Good luck to all the competitors! 
19  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Kim Kardashian already busted on: June 11, 2011, 06:53:18 AM
In 5 month long phone sex affair with Bret Lockett, Safety from the Pats...
Getbig predicted this what, 2 weeks ago?  Kris Humphries is a total SIMP!
Fuckin skanks.
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Before and afters can be shot in a day. on: June 10, 2011, 12:08:51 PM
Great Clip from Bigger Stronger Faster.

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21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / ROCHESTER! 1 day out on: June 10, 2011, 07:01:36 AM
Good luck to all the competitors!  Dan Degeorge 1 day out
Pre-show training and nutrition by Joe Christiano @

22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Prison diets on: June 08, 2011, 03:06:31 PM
Obviously, Oranges are good for you. 
 Roll Eyes
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbiggers and their jobs on: June 08, 2011, 11:15:17 AM
If you guys ever met you would probably just make gay porn together.

This is entertaining though for a Wednesday afternoon.  *yawn*
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: who is the best GURU in bodybuilding? on: June 02, 2011, 12:55:09 PM
For guys on drugs: George Farrah/Charles Glass

For truly natural competitors: Joe Christiano
25  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Muslim praying on street in usa and europe on: June 02, 2011, 12:52:55 PM
NYC has been swarmed by halal trucks.  One by one they convert us with their delicious shisk-ke-bob and falafel pita sandwiches.
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