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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bloodwork results
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on: March 28, 2012, 08:14:34 AM
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You can fix that cholesterol issue with african mango seed powder. It carries bile acids out of your body which forces your body to make more, which takes cholesterol to do. Your body makes bile acid in the liver by oxidation of cholesterol. Increasing the bile acid cycle also has the benefit of supporting micellae growth which greatly improves processing of dietary fat and other nutrient absorption. See chart at this link http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1168905/table/T3/ It delays stomach emptying which allows more complete digestion, resulting in greater bioavailability of proteins also.
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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Mega Millions jackpot hits record $476 million
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on: March 28, 2012, 08:01:29 AM
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1/29,411,765 is the odds you will die in the 2 mile round trip drive to the store to get your lotto ticket in a car accident. Odds of winning the lotto is 1/175,711,536.
You are 6 times as likely to die on your way to the store.
More math to think about... If you had a billion dollars already and a clever tax accountant that could shelter your winnings from the government, you could buy every combination of numbers for $175,711,536 and guarantee a win. That leaves you with about 300 million in profits as long as you were the only winner and didn't have to split the jackpot with anyone.
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Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Under what circumstances would you kill yourself?
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on: June 29, 2011, 12:40:55 PM
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The only way I would kill myself would be if I was critically terminally ill, and then only after doing massive amounts of recreational drugs and all my money was gone. And I would kill myself by building and deploying a huge explosive weapon in the middle of the Masjid al-haram on top of the Kaaba.
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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Fattest people in America
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on: June 29, 2011, 11:50:00 AM
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Lucky you made it out alive.  I am kinda shocked that the elevator has not gone out, yet.  You just now noticing this?  It is a huge problem down here, brah.  Just put a sign on the elevator that it is out or some shit and watch them start rioting.  Did you ask them to wipe the chicken grease off the elevator buttons? I fuckin hate that shit. Fat black women always have a bag of food that they suck down on the subway or crosstown busses here in NYC, shortly followed by loud teeth sucking noises as they try to dislodge the chunks of meat from between their soda rotted yellow and brown teeth. In fact, now that I think about it ....it seems most of the whites and asians in NYC are pretty fit, while most of the fatties you see here are usually black and hispanic.
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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: cameron diaz is so beautiful...
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on: June 13, 2011, 06:20:08 AM
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mmmm.... maybe it's time to hit your closest psychiatrist's office.
This statement is true for any getbig member. Fact, women look like shit after they squeeze one out. Everything is all stretched out and torn and their hormones do all kinda of fucked up shit to them like extra nipple hairs, moustaches, crying for no reason at tv commercials... Kinda like pro bodybuilders when they go off cycle.
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Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: cameron diaz is so beautiful...
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on: June 13, 2011, 05:24:30 AM
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I made dinner for A-Rod and Cameron Diaz last month. She looked completely fuckable, but thats probably because her womb has not been infected with a dreaded pregnancy and fucked up all her hormones. Funny story, Matt Dillon lives across the street from me and told me that when they were together she had a thing about getting peed on.
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