In any case, if they don't work in a "kneel before Zod" moment, I'm going to demand my money back.

Which is why Reeves's Superman physique is more "realistic" than Cavill's.

They would need to provide some non-superhero explanation as to why Cavill is sporting that much beef. Was Jor-El similarly thick? [Even "Gladiator"-era Russell Crowe didn't look like that.] Because commercial fishermen - as Clark is in that shot - don't usually get those kinds of delts.

The phrase "pure men's bodybuilding" almost caused my brain to seize up.

Best Villain



Darth Vader might Force-choke a bitch. But even he couldn't tear someone's heart out of their chest and hold it aloft in flames while still keeping them alive to burn them to death. That's style.

Mola Ram is so evil that, for him, enslaving children is just a sideline to deicide. ("The Hebrew god will fall!") Blowing up someone's planet is chump change by comparison.

It's true that he didn't have the best villain death...



But he did get the best Fuck You:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFefdJvDVYQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFefdJvDVYQ</a>

Most bad-ass Indy



This Indy isn't about furnishing museums. He steals the ashes of a Chinese emperor just to score a big fat diamond.

He cheats a kid at poker. When his woman gets uppity, he bullwhips her.

All this bad-assery is before we even get to...

Evil Indy



Evil Indy smacks the kid sidekick to the floor! Evil Indy manacles the girl into a deathtrap!

Evil Indy alone would put Temple of Doom at the top of the list.

Grossest gross-out

The gross-out scene is a franchise trademark. The chamber of bugs by itself would earn the movie this title. But that takes a distant second place to Snake Surprise.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDBybXy1vY4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDBybXy1vY4</a>

Best joke

"Stop playing with that kid!"

Most racist

Racism is, of course, a bad thing. But it's a bedrock of the pulp adventure genre. So in this respect, Temple of Doom is truest to its source material.

Most muscular Indy



Not necessarily important in general. But presumably of interest to this readership.

Brutal poundage.

Nothin' but a peanut!

If y'all had just bought the Beats By Jay, he wouldn't have had to do this.

A man's got to know his limitations.

We're not launching a war in North Korea until oil is discovered there.

Jay told me for years that the secret is Muscletech.

It says something about women's bodybuilding that this can be reported as a point of pride.

His grasp of geopolitics is as sure as his aim with a shotgun.

Thatcher can serve him tea and sandwiches when he joins her in Hell.

Nothing more inspiring than seeing Jay Cutler shop for groceries.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q-fUXwQJaA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q-fUXwQJaA</a>

The right nipple development is especially impressive.

With a big helping of pie for dessert.

Sure. But he does work his ass off. Look at his height off the mat here.



That is making your 40 year old ring partner look good.

But that's all beside the point. He sells a lot of merch. And with Vince - who would now prefer you not to ask what the second "W" in WWE stands for - that's the name of the game.

If you don't like that, you're watching the wrong promotion.

That takes me back...

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/brenda45.htm


I wonder what happened? 

She's also gone too far with the eyebrows.

She could give you a blowjob while holding you overhead.

Seconded.

Just make sure the hypertrophied clit doesn't poke you in the eye when you go down on her.

There appears to be some quad development. 

Jay had his time. Now begins the inexorable slide into irrelevance, impotence, and kidney failure.

I didn't know Rocky was trained by The Penguin.

If you can't trust Craig Titus, who can you trust?

I don't know if I dare to disagree with an "iron gangsta".

Cao Lei, clean-and-jerking 338 lbs at the 2008 Olympics