Tasteless... but funny.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Kelly Ryan yet.

Is it because of this?



Cuz, you know, there was also this...

Really? Damn. That's a whole lot of woman...



Can you imagine how muscular their offspring would have been?

If I may hijack my own thread: may I ask why 42 year old Ronnie Coleman doesn't have a greyhound in this race? Granted, 300 pounds of muscle and a speaking voice like Truman Capote isn't every woman's cup of tea. But no one making coin like Coleman should find it impossible to find some squeeze if he was interested.

I'm just sayin'...

I'm sure she'll stand by her man - if for no other reason that Jay's muscle is so dense that it's impossible to escape its gravitational pull. But "hot" would be a stretch, I think.

Yeah, maybe I should have been more specific there...

The only famous BB I know who liked big muscle so much that he was willing to marry it was Lee Priest.

Flex pwned both their asses.

Metaphorically, that is.

I mean I'm not implying...

Since some of you young whelps may lack a sense of history, let's not forget that the bodybuilding spouse to Rule Them All - Betty Weider - packed a nutritious helping of sweater meat in her day.









It's good to be the king, eh?

How do I vote in this poll?

I have a tiny penis.

I guess you're right about that.

"I have purchased this book ["Leading Little Ones To God: A Child's Book Of Bible Teachings"] as a family devotional for the evenings. I have three little ones ages 7, 5, and 3, whom look forward to hearing the stories each night."

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2JXZ6WATCK4VA/104-8813790-7956768?_encoding=UTF8

Haven't studies proved that girls indoctrinated with this shit are *more* likely to go slut-nuts once they're old enough to sneak out of the house?

That's kind of sad. Maybe Flex magazine can take up a collection to buy him some HGH.

Christine Zane





[she can do the vacuum pose too!]

Pecs are flatter than flapjacks.

I agree and I don't agree. Sure, it's wallowing in the cynicism and nastiness that BB fans are widely noted for. But it's also the only acknowledgement anyone connected to the sport is making of the elephant taking large smelly dumps in the middle of the living room. So however uncouth it might be to moan over the stench and projectile vomit over the back of the couch, no one is ever going to do something about that nasty elephant if everyone just keeps politely pretending that it's not there.

Look at it this way. If our adolescent snarking over the fate of Branch Warren's kidneys convinces one ambitious amateur that becoming a third-tier pro isn't worth flushing his health down the toilet for, something good will have come of all this.

I don't know what Chris is smoking. But I want a hit off whatever is being enjoyed by the guys who think Chris will ever be even top 6 at the O again. Whatever Dorian accomplished building his own physique, he can't make shit into chocolate pudding. And Chris, though something to reckon with in his day, is clearly a spent force. So let the poor bastard enjoy some juicy white trim before his kidneys give out on him.

I have a premonition that Nasser is going to experience a profound, possibly fatal health crisis in the next 5 years.

But playing the odds, I'd have to say Titus. As Ice Cube observed: "A d**k in yo' mouth is bad fo yo' health."

Sure. But none of them could understand what he was saying.

Jay doesn't flex. His muscles cringe with fear.

Jay could cure all the famine in Africa by sharing his food with them. But he won't.

They weren't deadlifts until Jay killed them.

I thought that read *IF* the IFBB was run the same way as the WWE. [Which will always be the WWF in my book.]

In which case, I guess Greg Valentino would run up behind Jay Cutler during an abs-and-thigh pose to hit him on the back of the head with a folding chair.

Now that his New York Pro finish strips away any last remaining pretense that he still has a bodybuilding career worth noting, what should King Kamali look to as his next career?

Ronnie will retire in 2 or 3 years. By then, Heath will be the heir apparent. [Sorry, Jay.] 

I've seen the light. HEEEEEEEEEEATTHH!!!