I didn't think they'd look exactly like this, I was actually hoping they had spent more time in the sun (or at least a bed). I will not leave lingerie because I do not wear any, unless it's for a photo.
Hygiene will not be an issue for me, and I pack very light. I have no problem with paste on facial hair. I will be visiting Kelly, but not Craig, as the last time I spoke with him he threatened to kill me. I would like to suggest the Hard Rock as it has the best pool in town!