So I was fucking my new girlfriend last night, and the same old issue raised its ugly head again; my peepee just doesn't seem to respond as well to the mushy walls of the vagina cave as it does to my hand's deadlift-inured vice-like grip.
After trying all 3 of the positions I know (for what seemed like an eternity), I finally relented and masturbated into her face (an old romantic at heart!!). But not for a fraction of a second, during all that pumping and grunting, did I feel the tingle, the hint, that I might be approaching climax. On the plus side it was the most cardio I've done in years.
My girlfriend isn't ugly; not kate upton but not rumer willis either. So I'm assuming it's not that, unless i'm gay and I haven't admitted it to myself yet (which lets face it, is a possibility considering the drugged up bodybuilding deviance i'm involved in). So I don't really care about a solution, i'm sure i'll work something out - but does anyone else have this problem? Would you like to regale us all with a similar tale of woe and penile disinterest?