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1  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / school teacher arrested on: October 12, 2006, 06:13:29 AM
NEW YORK-- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
2  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Religious Debates & Threads / Re: NBC Censors VeggieTales on: October 02, 2006, 08:41:03 AM
This is just stupid - It is another case of pumping up publicity. Angry
3  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Mixed Martial Arts (MMA/UFC) / Re: Matt Hughes tested positive for roids?? on: October 02, 2006, 08:38:18 AM
Has anyone heard anything else on this yet?
4  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What does Cutler have to do to defend his title.....???? on: October 02, 2006, 07:12:38 AM
But if Jay drops about 10lbs and trims his waist it will greatly improve his symmetrics.
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What does Cutler have to do to defend his title.....???? on: October 02, 2006, 07:05:14 AM
I think he will need to trim his waist just a little and he will stay a force to reckon with.
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Congrats on the wedding, Bob Chic. on: October 02, 2006, 06:37:03 AM
Congrats Bob.

I wish you and the miss all the best.

- Richard Rouse
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