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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Mortgage consulting on: April 19, 2014, 07:44:15 AM
I'm a cash man.
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: wallstreet warriors on: April 18, 2014, 06:47:32 PM
The majority of these guys are criminals.

Don't you ever wonder why these people are called stock"brokers"?

If you are not on the inside, you're on the outside.
401k and IRAs are scams invented by Wall Street for Wall Street.  They are skimming your account by charging you 3-5% a year.  Those fees, expenses and commissions are not disclosed, they are hidden in the net asset value of your account(s).

Wake up.



Thanx, Gordo.  I'll talk at ya.
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Just checked out a Tesla auto this past weekend. on: April 17, 2014, 11:18:47 AM
Establishing a network of charging stations seems like the major hurdle and cost.  It's a complete infrastructure revamp.  And waiting around for 20 minutes at established stations is a poor solution.  There must be a good reason they didn't go with automated battery swap.

mfw the electricity is generated from burning fossil fuels anyway and 50% of it gets pissed away in transmission, rectification, and storage inefficiency:  Roll Eyes  Idk maybe they've got it all worked out.

4  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Itchy Balls, what to do?? on: April 17, 2014, 08:41:14 AM
Don't close the damn door.  Kevin's down there.
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Simple Simon Appreciation Thread on: April 17, 2014, 08:25:22 AM


He's old and senile, just smile and say thanks Wink Smiley

Kevin?  Kevin is that you down in the root cellar?
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: James Harden Pays A Houston Stripper $100,000 To Go Out On A Date on: April 17, 2014, 08:23:41 AM
No idea who he is but he's got to be done.  Wage earning, basketball watching men won't accept this.  Women won't like it either.  Put a line through this guy's name.
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Simple Simon Appreciation Thread on: April 17, 2014, 08:11:11 AM
Hey, I don't judge.
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: cut off your penis and jump off a balcony? on: April 17, 2014, 08:06:32 AM
Mr "Johnson"

That'd hurt to hear forever.  Under the circumstances.
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: life as a poor person (most of you), is it really worth it? on: April 17, 2014, 07:58:16 AM
Good rationale, but I want my offspring to have a leaving cash bonus at my expense.



Fuck em.  Rock out with your genitals exposed.
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Simple Simon Appreciation Thread on: April 17, 2014, 07:54:55 AM
For a guy who drinks herbal tea he's ok.  It's about time everyone dropped it and just let the guy post.  It's not like it's a defining characteristic anyway and if he'd never said anything about it we wouldn't have ever even known.  About time he got recognition for his posts instead of his choice of beverage.
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Ethanol Free gas locators? definitly needed for mowing season on: April 17, 2014, 07:33:23 AM
Anyone with a penis would have bought a diesel weedeater made from the bones of WWII heroes.

Aren't you supposed to mix an oil into the gas with those little motors Johnny?
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Itchy Balls, what to do?? on: April 17, 2014, 07:24:59 AM
They do itch more after I shorn my bag.

Well, there's yur problem rite there, Dr Evil.  Drive it on in.  We'll put it on the lift and have a look at it.

Srsly, clippers at most.  Never go to the skin.  Never.
13  Getbig Misc Too Board / Getbig Comments Suggestions Complaints Board / Re: When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you on: April 17, 2014, 07:08:12 AM


 Grin
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: life as a poor person (most of you), is it really worth it? on: April 17, 2014, 07:05:22 AM
This just in: Life of poverty not worth it.  Boffins confirm poor people report being happier once dead.
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Are kids today dumb as shit, or is it just my imagination? on: April 17, 2014, 05:03:41 AM
No word of a lie, I know a place which has a sign that reads:

PRIVATE LAWN
NO WALKING

If you want, I can ask 'em where they got it.  I've also seen REGISTERED LAWN.  Which made me wonder.  Where do you go to register your lawn?  The Lawn Registry?

And people are all "Why do you wanna move all the way out to some country town, Crazy Tapeworm?!"  
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Best Subtitled Foreign Movie You Watched? on: April 17, 2014, 04:58:29 AM
Cinema Paradiso is a sentimental fav.  Take your Adex.  Roll Eyes


all of them are great!  critics seem to think 2 is the best, i like 3 the most probably because i saw it first.  funny that mads mikkelsen is actually starring in an english language tv show now, lol!

I thought for sure it would suck but his Lecter is fucking great.  Way cooler than Hopkins.  He's crushing Affirmative Action Jack Crawford Morpheus.
17  Getbig Misc Too Board / Getbig Comments Suggestions Complaints Board / Re: When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you on: April 17, 2014, 04:00:34 AM
Before you go: Just how many incarnations have you had here?
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Design A House, Getbig on: April 17, 2014, 03:51:07 AM
Oh boy.  $100 doesn't buy what it used to.
19  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: You're not convinced modern liberalism is an illness? on: April 17, 2014, 03:48:16 AM
A tanning bed in every dorm room.  In 4 weeks you'd have a campus full of Roy Scheider lookalikes.  In 2 years you could corner the leather market.

Next case.
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Non response to a work email on: April 17, 2014, 03:40:29 AM
Sounds like they don't love your cock.
21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Kid cant read phrase on Wheel of Fortune on: April 16, 2014, 07:53:38 PM
Looked like he was gonna puke.
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Design A House, Getbig on: April 16, 2014, 12:28:16 PM
I'll take Fallingwater, over the river Arno, and with rooms of artworks and floor-to-ceiling shelves filled with books. Thanks much.

Well, now.  I still need the 1/2 as purely functional worshop, you understand.  That's where all the cabinetry and nifty finish carpentry is coming from.  Got a hilly block to check out tho.  Falling Wombat?

In truth, I'd probably have rented for another 5 years and hemmed and hawed about building if they weren't selling this place.  It's a good kick in the ass from the universe.
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: life as a poor person (most of you), is it really worth it? on: April 16, 2014, 12:06:13 PM
Idk.  Gee, I hope so.
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Design A House, Getbig on: April 16, 2014, 12:00:13 PM
Gimmie your awesome ideas.  Real ones, not 34 bedrooms on a private island crap.  How would you lay out your living space and what would you insist on having?  

If I incorporate elements of your floor plan or just think your ideas rock, I'll donate $100 to the charity of your choice, not restricted to just one guy.  I'm sure proof would be mailed or emailed to you by the charity.

-Roughly 2000 sqf (200sqm) of workshop space attached.  "A garage" as far as the council is concerned.  Iron's in there.  BB relation.

-No kids so 1000-1500sqf (100-150 sqm) of living space, 2 bed 1 bath sufficient.  Attached to garage is the only restriction.

-Slab or stump, no basement.  Garage workshop on slab, of course.

-Prefer 1 level but open to suggestions.

-Land indeterminate, possibly tight block, will specify building envolope if needed.

.

Looking for all the stuff I haven't thought of, which is pretty easy considering.
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Tennis player changes her underwear mid-match on: April 16, 2014, 10:58:26 AM
Screw you guys.  How well would you fare running around and sweating at an elite level of competitive sport with a big old vagina hole forever producing blood and crotch cheese and mucous of all sorts and everyone keeps trying to squirt themselves into it at all times of the day and the night?

I find your lack of sympathy disturbing.
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