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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The inevitable death of Arnold on: July 23, 2014, 11:34:08 AM

How can we make our lives more like Arnolds so we too will have no regrets?

I can get you a hispanic named Mildred no problem at all.  If that's your thing.
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Uk Sub Forum on: July 23, 2014, 11:27:41 AM
How about a Redneck Sub Forum for guys like you, Mr Nobody, Johnnie Falcon and others?
Unfortunately I can't join Undecided

The Carolina guys?  Fuckin pink necks!

What am I, chopped liver over here?  Ask me anything about tractors or backhoes!
3  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Cigar Thread-In Honour of Winston Churchill on: July 23, 2014, 11:21:11 AM



Still got my [badly in need of rehydrating] box of Monte 2s.  Never smoked a Churchill.  That's a lot of leaf.  If you can puff for 45 mins without going green then you're a better man than I, Gunga Din.
4  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Comeback of one of the most loved GetBiggers is behind the doors on: July 23, 2014, 11:04:22 AM
Mass & Kiwi.   Sad  I'm feeling quite estrogenic at the mo.  Hnnnngggg.
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!! on: July 23, 2014, 10:55:35 AM
This is true, but you left out the dog continuously barking.


Nah, I never leave out the dog.  He comes to work every day!


I left it out by design.  I'm way too indulgent with mine but I can't bear thinking about people who confine their dog in an 8'x8' space with minimal socialization are then mystified when the animal is unhappy and misbehaves.  I wrath out.  They're undogworthy. 

Tell them if they love thier dog they should move somewhere that it can have the space it needs.
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Today's Veterans wear it like a badge whereas our forefathers kept quiet on: July 23, 2014, 09:23:35 AM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3krjPWs_7E" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3krjPWs_7E</a>

That vid comp is from Tour of Duty, the TV show from the late 80s.  Healthy outlet for a hot blooded young man.  If it doesn't make you want to rattle your dog tags and go waste gooks, nothing will.  Stone's Paint It Black was the original theme music. 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nc1qhq-WsE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nc1qhq-WsE</a>
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The Israel-Arab Conflict (Getbigger-Way) on: July 23, 2014, 08:56:21 AM
FAIL. Your post does not include words 'glass parking lot.'

It.  I said 'it.'  Glass it.  The parking lot is implied, along with the Pan-Religious Precious Metal Thing On A Chain Emporium, for all your tricketry needs, just a short walk from the food court.  Do call in.

Oh man I got vision!  Rest of the world's wearing bifocals.
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Irish Cafe bans "Loud American" tourists on: July 23, 2014, 08:26:21 AM
American tourists crave acceptance.  Their favorite story will be of the time they weren't treated as a tourist.  It's always some off-the-beaten-track, met-some-charming-locals thing.  Admittedly, I have some of those. 

Euros rarely have these.  They're just content to tell you, "Ya, I've been to New York.  It was good."

Touristed Euros get understandably calloused to the endless parade and even the most hardcore dollars-high prostitute will find continuing to smile at one hopeful chubby mug after another to be a challenge.  Admittedly, I got kinda surly with my own countrymen after awhile. 

So there's that disconnect happening.

And we're not so much loud as piercing, especially when bunched together.  Like a brace of ducks.  You hear 'em and you look around and they're away down there but coming through clear as a bell.  Several have maps they're consulting and most of them are pointing in your direction.  That's us abroad.
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Uk Sub Forum on: July 23, 2014, 07:44:02 AM
if anyone has any decent ideas for the forum let me know


I think I shot my wad already.  Sad


This never happens!
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The Israel-Arab Conflict (Getbigger-Way) on: July 23, 2014, 07:30:20 AM
Jumping straight in, uninformed and w/o reading 9 pages.  The Getbigger way.


Far as I can tell, "God wills it" is the favorite expression of all people from that part of the world.  Used by all sides to justify all kinds of crap.  Surprised it's not played out by now.  The correct answer, of course, is "Bullshit."

There will never be peace around Jerusalem.  Humanity has had long enough.  It's not going to happen.  All that place has done throughout history is radiate conflict, hate, and death.  Screw that town.  Give everyone fair warning and glass it.  It won't solve the world's problems but it would eliminate a geographical objective to this warped age-old battle.  If you can't share your toys then no one gets to play.

Yeah, I know it's 'historic' but not in a good way.  It's historic like feuding cannibal jungle tribes are historic.  Saving everything means never taking out the garbage.  For me, winding down the fight over it would be worth the loss.  "But it's my Holy Land.  God wills it."  Bullshit.  You can go be religious elsewhere if you'd like but this place is toast.  Now make tracks.
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: if current is electrical energy and voltage is "pressure" by wich the current is on: July 23, 2014, 06:32:46 AM

No, you do not get a ham station until you get your license…Let me amend this…You can get a receiver and listen, but you cannot send without a license. 


Sounds like a bullshit tax.  By what right does a licensing body claim ownership of frequencies used by individuals?  I'm amazed people used to put up with it.
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Uk Sub Forum on: July 23, 2014, 06:17:14 AM
Can't wait to get my urine extracted.
13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: How come it's ok to show cleavage but not balls? on: July 23, 2014, 06:11:00 AM
Sure.  Vince Goodrum sells those.
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: a message from DLB on: July 23, 2014, 06:08:52 AM
Then she doesn't care that you love her and you love that about her even though she doesn't care that you love that about her, which is why you love her.  No judgement but this sounds dysfunctional.
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Irish Cafe bans "Loud American" tourists on: July 23, 2014, 06:04:51 AM
No dogs, no Irish!
16  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: I had an holiday and ordered some chips on: July 23, 2014, 05:55:32 AM
My mother ('me mum') is English.  I contend that this board is my birthright.

Nevertheless, since I was rained on for three years straight in your fair land, I shall resign from this UK sub board of my own free will on 23/7/2017.  You may consider this fair warning of my pending resignation, you Blue Meanie.
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Have We Reached Peak Narcissism With The “Selfie Stick”? on: July 23, 2014, 05:11:50 AM
Damn that bitch is homely.  Looks like Harvey Keitel impersonating Yoko.  Stick's there to keep the camera making a run for it.
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Irish Cafe bans "Loud American" tourists on: July 23, 2014, 04:59:27 AM
Too late.
19  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / I had an holiday and ordered some chips on: July 23, 2014, 04:56:48 AM
But they warn't like the chips at home.  Know what I mean?
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Uk Sub Forum on: July 23, 2014, 04:30:17 AM
I'll stop by.  What time do you serve elevenses?
21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Irish Cafe bans "Loud American" tourists on: July 23, 2014, 04:29:09 AM
OH HI IM IRISH TOO YA KNOW!!
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: How come it's ok to show cleavage but not balls? on: July 23, 2014, 04:16:31 AM
You know how your old underwear that you don't use unless the newer stuff is all dirty is kinda threadbare but you still don't throw it away.  Well the other day my balls broke through.  That's never happened before so I have no way to compare but I got the impression that, on some level, others knew and respected me for it.  You could be on to something.
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 23, 2014, 04:06:37 AM
Well not his  Cheesy

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s</a>

You're as insensitive as OP's weiner!  Grin
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!! on: July 23, 2014, 04:04:05 AM
Never met one apartment dweller who wasn't unhappy with his neighbors.  People's satisfaction with their neighbors is proportional to the distance between them.  Solve the door slammer and sooner or later you'll still have to battle the music guy, leadfoot, curry lover, the bad parker, the loud humper, the public humper, Mr Chatty, Mr Surly, flirty married woman, the laundry room queue jumper, and seven kinds of what have you.
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 23, 2014, 03:33:27 AM
I get a little retarded ejaculation when overworked & overtrained.  I recommend fish, eggs, and rest.  

I'm assuming juice isn't a variable here.  
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