He'll probably "check in" for his own safety once he realizes what life on the inside is all about. 

Best hard rock/metal band of all time; based on what popularity, record sales, ticket sales?  There are too many factors such as age, musical influence, and personal opinion to even debate this topic.  Over the years, hard rock/metal bands have stood the test of time, sold millions of albums, and have created a solid fan base.  

In no particular order:

Metal:       Iron Maiden, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Motorhead, Judas Priest (No Homo)

Hard Rock: AC/DC, Motley Crue, Van Halen, KISS, Guns N Roses, Def Leppard

1. Phil H.
2. Kai G.
3. Shawn R.

Just call to work and say "Hi there, it's Big N.  Book me as not interested today". 
Wait for awkward silence on the other end of the line.
Quickly say "Thanks, see you Monday".
Hang up.

195lbs. x 20 reps.

I have always managed my debt by the percentage of disposable income I have monthly.  I have no credit card debt, no student loans, a car paid for, a modest mortgage, utility bills, car insurance, food, gas, etc.  My current disposable income is 66% per month.  Buy now, pay later is the most ridiculous concept ever invented.  Why would you go into debt with thousands of dollars the way the economy has been since 2008?  Your better off working for pennies than accumulating thousands in debt over the last three years.  And the future doesn't look any better.

In no particular order:
John Bonham, Tommy Lee, Vinnie Paul, Travis Barker, Nicko McBrain

Simple, he didn't know how to spell Ronald Dean Coleman.

I miss:  
Walking into a "record store" anticipating the newest release from any 80's hairband on cassette.
Skipping school without any repercussions vs. calling into work now for a "sick day".
Buying magazines like Muscle and Fitness, Hustler, Circus, Hit Parader, Metal Edge.
Big Macs when they were actually big.
Going to the mall to look at pussy.
Driving a shitbox car that would run forever no matter how hard I drove it.
Playing stink finger (chicks only).
Paying for cable/satellite was actually worth the money.  Google 80's tv for more details
A time when people said please and thank you.
Anybody over the age of thirty was old.
Drinking underage was a rush.  Especially if one of your friends had the house to themselves for the weekend.
Cheap gas and even cheaper women.

The worst is some fat fuck giving diet advice.  I had a boss who was 300+ pounds. SHE would critique everyone meals during break/lunch saying things like "Too much red meat isn't good for you." or "That's too many hard boiled eggs to eat in one sitting." and the classic "Do you know how much salt is in that?"  Meanwhile twenty paces and she would be gasping for air.  Absolutely disgusting.

Stavios,
Maybe before your time.  Do you remember Erik Alstrup?  Probably around 98/99. 

Exactly.  Send this post to the E-Board for all the Star Wars, comic reading, Trekkies.

Typical response from a Habs fan.  Where's Kovalev?  Oh, that's right.  He's been grounded by his daddy Bob and can't go outside on the current team road trip.

The question was any NHL fans here? 
NOT
Any people here live in a seperatist country?
ARSHOLE!

True dat Onetimehard, 1/2 inch at the most for any juicer let alone a natty.

18" stone cold @ 200lbs.

Arnold will definitely be there, I'm calling.

Hey Wolfe, good job on the weight loss.  What kind of changes did you have to make in your eating and training to lose the weight?

Bodyweight @ 200lbs. lifted during same workout.
Deadlift: 400lbs.
Bench: 340 lbs.
Squat: 300 lbs.

Longevity man.  Great song.

First:
Shit, shower, and shave.  Dress in business attire.  Don't wear your watch.  The one you're wearing is not appropriate for this type of dealership and a dead giveaway.
Second:
Walk or rent a decent car to drive to the dealership.  The car you're driving is not appropriate for this type of dealership and a dead giveaway.
Third:
Have a friend call your cellphone once every five minutes, and once every three minutes.  Talk like you are dealing with stocks, throw out figures, laugh with a sense of concern, etc.
Fourth: 
Don't seem anxious to drive a specific car.  Browse and lead the salesperson on.
Fifth:
Gentleman, start your engines.

Will never happen again.  Great bands such as GNR, Motley Crue, Metallica, Ozzy, ACDC, Judas Priest, and Iron Maiden will all be a memory once they hang the microphone up.  In todays digital world, bands nowadays don't have what it takes to make it to the top or even make decent music.  The fanbase these bands built "back in the day" is the foundation for their longevity. 

Wrong,that's Marvelous Melvin Anthony!

In other words your best Nikki Sixx impression from the Shout At The Devil Tour?

Looks like four men getting ready to take turns.