Not sure what it is but I have been smelling more stinky women at the gym than I ever have.  There was this one girl, okay looking, dressed in the typical Yoga getup and she just had the worlds worst body odor.  She smelled like a sweaty construction worker.  Then just yesterday I'm on the treadmill and this gal next to me had the worst body odor, more like a vagninal order and every now and then she'd let a stanky fart go and I know it was her because the smell came from her direction.

It's just like the squad says.  You can see the hottest girl in the world, but once you get a whiff of ass and vag you realize she's just like every other women out there.

Check youtube.  There's a video somewhere of me benching 495 for reps using stacks of $100 bills as my bench with the playboy models spotting me.

1. Cormier -  You know he hit it with Brittany Spears
2. Ronnie - Dude is a pimp
3. Arnold - nothing like  a good smack on the ass to say "Good Job"
4. Priest - mini pimp
5. Chick - dude has seen more vagina than a gynecologist.

Screw you get big.  Now I have no idea how to handle myself other boards.  I'm on a real estate chat board and called someone out on having an Epic Meltdown and those f*ckers banned me.  Another board I used that photo of that guy scratching his head saying "Not this shit again" and I got banned. 

By answering this question this will guarantee the fact that YOU'RE GAY!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA.  Every republican in the US will crawl out from under their rock to vote to ensure that the US never has a Black President.  The dems have shot themselves in the foot by choosing either a women or a black man.  The dems like to talk a tough game but on election day will be too lazy to vote.

Howie is Nasser

I'd hit it and run

Dude has a great beach body.  Its the type of physique that would make women squirt in their undies.  When girls see Cutler they get grossed out but Curry's physique gets all of the bitches.

Howie, you should join musclemission.org.  They have a crusade against steroids.  Let me tell you something.  You're barking up the wrong tree. The only reason that steroids are even in the news is that the gov needs to put up smoke screens to divert the sheeps attention from the failure of the iraq war.  Steroids for 20 years have been a non issue in America and then all of a sudden people act like its a drug that kills.

If you want to save lives and save children stop worrying about steroids and contact your senator about banning cigarettes or alcohol.  Heck thousands and thousands of people die each year from car accidents so you should ask them to ban driving.  Also ban guns, and while your at it did you realize that 4000 soldiers have died in Iraq, how many Americans have died from steroid use?  Yet we have the news acting like steroids are evil and the Iraq war is necessary to protect our freedom.

You have to get your head screwed on straight and stop living your life through the media and see the world for what it really is.

In tough moments like this you must always ask for wisdom from above "What would Saddam do"?

Fuck Lars.  He tries to act as the leader of the band but he's just a replaceable drummer.  Just like fucking Tommy Lee.

leave  a bar of soap and a can of Axe spray on his desk when he's not around.  Hopefully he gets the hint.

Dude, this is part of life.  You can't win them all and you can't force someone to love you.  You probably feel like she's the only one for you blah blah blah.  I had this once when I was in college.  I dated what I thought at the time was the most beautiful women in the world.  She had this affect on me that no one has yet to have on me.  She moved away to a different city to pursue her masters and well the long distance didn't work.  I beat myself up after the breakup and thought the world sucked and life wasn't worth living.  Contrary to what others are telling you, meeting other girls and fucking them is not the answer.  I went on a fuck binge and screw chick after chick and all it did was make me angrier and more hurt. I felt like I was cheating but I wasn't because I wasn't with my love any more.  As time went by I got over but not 100%.  I don't think I ever will.  After a few years I was on a trip in her city and looked her up and gave her a call and we met for drinks.  When I saw her it was this huge relief.  I kind of wondered what I ever saw in her.  After the breakup I started to think about her a lot and what I did was make her out to be this perfect girl but in reality she was far from it.  We talked and laughed and I felt better. I knew that she really wasn't the "one" and I'd be able to just move on.  To this day I still care for her but I know it wasn't meant to be.  It will take time but no one can tell you exactly how long.
Most of these jokers on here act like all hard core TapOut monsters but trust me, everyone of these little shits has had their heart broken at one time or another and have curled up in bed crying like little pussies.
Just take some time for yourself, if you work take a one week vacation.  If your're in school, study hard.  Don't let this girl ruin your life.  Take the anger and hurt you feel and channel it into something positive. let it give you the drive to do better in life.  To pursue your dreams and to know that this wasn't meant to be.  You'll get over her, maybe not 100% but know that if it was meant to be that you'd be together but you're not so life goes on.

Did you buy cinnamon extract at a grocery store next to the vanilla extract?  Seriously.  What americans consider to be cinnamon is not really cinnamon but comes from the cassia(sp?) tree.  Real cinnamon bark is hard to get and that is where the real extract needs to be derived from , not the cassia tree that is used for flavoring.

The sad thing is that half that stadium was probably filled with street clothed military and secret service personel acting as baseball fans.  They were probably the only ones cheering.  Bush hurried the hell up too.  He ran out, threw the pitch and ran off.  What a pussy.

Someone should bitch slap that fucker.

Even offseason Dex looks cut up.  Better than those bloated beasts that prance around in their thongs.

She's got legs........ and she knows how to use them.  DAMN!!!!!!!

No time to read this shit.  I have to head to the gym for my heavy day where I'll do 10 reps of 525 on bench and squat 725 for reps, balls to the ground, prison titus style.  Then I'll need to check on my real estate investments and make more millions before heading to the playboy mansion for a whore of my choosing.  Peace!

Thought he died 10 years ago.

I would die a happy man with my cock inside of her.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The fact that someone goes into this in-depth analysis of squadfather's posting history shows that the squad is in his head and that he is the one owned by squad.