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26  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: getbig is too busy arguing and fighting to learn electricity and other things on: July 27, 2014, 07:33:16 AM
I dont advocate timeout for posters.

I think Falcon needs a talking to from the mod staff.

How is your battle with alcohol going?
27  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: hardcore tesla discovery would interest dumb bodybuilders here on: July 27, 2014, 07:26:54 AM
nothing personal at all but posts like this are no better than typing kldfjshlkfpoifdhspoidhpo fsdihsdposdpwooicph

We have used electricity on Mars. The Mars rovers, Spirit and Opportunity had solar panels to keep their batteries charged.
28  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: hardcore tesla discovery would interest dumb bodybuilders here on: July 27, 2014, 07:14:58 AM
We have used electricity on Mars.
29  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: hardcore tesla discovery would interest dumb bodybuilders here on: July 26, 2014, 09:33:23 PM
Are wetting/drying cycles the best way to shape leather boots?  I got some ...

I just started this hobby less than two weeks ago. I haven't done anything with shaping, I've seen some videos of wetting veg tanned leather for shaping, but never done it. I just made things like wallets, phone cases, little purse things for my kids and a few other items. Later I might learn about shaping and embossing leather.
30  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Have you ever had your taint rubbed just before busting? (bb related) on: July 26, 2014, 09:25:44 PM
what do you mean by 'taint'?

31  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Random Jokes on: July 26, 2014, 09:15:10 PM
If that shit ain't funny don't blame me. I just did a search and cut and paste.
32  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Random Jokes on: July 26, 2014, 09:13:19 PM

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.

He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it." The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked,"How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the cheif then rips the explorers pants off and fucks him in the ass.

The cheif calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The cheif rips the second guys pants off and fucks him in the ass.

The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". She turns to him smiles,grabs his dick and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother"

This man is walking down the road and hears someone crying. He stops and looks over the fence and sees a woman without any arms or legs crying beside a pool. He asks "What's the problem?" she says "Well I've never been hugged before." Well this is a nice guy so he hops the fence and gives her a hug. Half an hour later he is going back to his car and hears her crying. He asks "Now what's wrong?" she says "I've been thinking and..I've never been kissed before". Well the guy thinks what's the harm in giving her a kiss to make her feel better? He hops the fence and gives her a kiss. At his car he finds that his keys are lost so he goes back to the girl and finds his keys there but he sees her crying again. "Now what's wrong" he asked She responds "I've never been fucked before" The guy picks her up and throws her into the pool and says "Now you're fucked real good."

This lady goes to the gynecologist but won't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor. After hours of waiting the doctor sees her in. Ok my good woman what is your problem the doctor asks. Well, she says, my husband is a very compulsive gambler and every nickel he can get his hands on he gambles. So I had five hundred dollars and I stuffed it in my vagina but now I can't get it out. The doctor says, don't be nervous I see this happen all the time. He asks her to pull down her underwear sits her down with her legs wide open puts his gloves on and says: I only have one question. What am I looking for? Bills or loose change?

A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender. "I bet you $500 that I can piss in this cup from across the room." The bartender looks at the man like he was nuts and says with a laugh, "Ooook buddy. You got a deal." So the man walks over to the other side of the room, pulls down his zipper and just lets it fly. Piss goes everywhere; on the bar, on customers, all over the bartender, but not a drop lands in the cup. The man walks back over to the bartender. The bartender says, "Ha ha ha. Well pay up." So the man pays him, turns around and begins to laugh hysterically. The bartender asks, "You just lost $500, why are you laughing?" The man turns around and says to the bartender, "Well you see that man over there." The bartender says, "Yeah." He replies, "Well, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar and you, and that you would be happy and laugh about it!"

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks "What is the name of your penis?" The man says "Man get outta my face I'm not like that, just gimme a beer." The bartender replies,"I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis." The man says, "Okay then what's the name of your penis?" The bartender replies "Mine is named Nike, You know Just Do it. The man thought for a moment then replied "Mine is named Secret." The bartender replied "Secret??" The man explained you know, Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."

A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you." The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man." So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn' going on." College guy "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine." Farmer "There is also going to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready." College guy "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape." Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?" College guy "Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?" Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."

One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Ouch you fucking wanker!" later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest. she said "Father, my boys just won't stop swearing and I don't know what to do." the priest says "Well, have you tried smacking them?" she said "No, doesn't the church look down on that?" the priest says "Well, yes, but in some cases we'll make an exception." The next day, the two boys come down for breakfast and she asks Tommy what he wants for breakfast. Tommy says "Well, gimme some fucking waffles." The mom backhands Tommy so hard, he flies out of his chair and lands against the door. shocked and terrified by this, Timmy becomes very quiet. his mother asks him what he wants for breakfast, and his reply was "Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want no fucking waffles!"

Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!" The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even got runnin water!"

The third hillbilly said "My wife is even stupider! Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there... and she ain't even got a dick!"

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?" The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy." So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all. the blond says, "Well? what's up?" The frog still does not move. So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room. When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror. After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her when she is dressed.

The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what is wrong with her. He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed. The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in front of the mirror and stand on her head. He replies, "I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."

A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and says "Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur"? The bunny says "No". So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass.

This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. When she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So she thought to herself I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me. So she went over to the machine and she put her nickel in and card came out and it said, Your a nun you weigh 128lbs and your going to Chicago Illinois. So she sat back down and thought about it, she thought to herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, I'm going try it again.

So she went over to the machine again and put her nickel in it, a card came out and said, your nun, you weigh 128lbs., your going to Chicago Ill. and your going to play a fiddle. She said to herself I know that's wrong I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life. She sat back down and this Cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down she picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music. She looked back at the machine and said this is incredible I've got to try it again.

So she went back to the machine put her nickel in another card came out and it said, your a nun, you weigh 128lbs., your going to Chicago Ill. and your going to break wind. She thinks I know it's wrong now I've never broke wind in public a day in my life, well she tripped and fell off the scales and FARTED like a bay mule. So she sat back down and looked at the machine once again. She said to herself this is truly unbelievable, I've got to try it again.

She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and a card came out and said, your a nun, you weigh 128lbs., your going to Chicago Ill. and your going to have sex. She said ah-hah that does it I know for sure its wrong now, I'm a nun, ain't ever had none, and ain't ever gonna get none. Well a huge electrical storm came through and the electricity went off and she got raped... She sat back down and thought about it for few minutes and then said this is truly, truly, incredible. But one thing is for certain, I've got to try it again just to see what is gonna happen to me before I leave this airport.

She went over to the machine put her nickel in and a card came out and it said. Your a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you have fiddled, farted, fucked around and missed your flight to Chicago!!!!!!!!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
33  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Have you ever had your taint rubbed just before busting? (bb related) on: July 26, 2014, 09:05:12 PM
Oh man, I forgot to put (no homo). That sucks.
34  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Have you ever had your taint rubbed just before busting? (bb related) on: July 26, 2014, 09:02:34 PM
Would love to have been that tranny.
35  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: hardcore tesla discovery would interest dumb bodybuilders here on: July 26, 2014, 08:37:52 PM
dude you really have the time to chat with me dont you, precious time is wasted discussing your preferred topics

electricity is the way to go if you want to talk about this life

I could chat with you for the next few hours. I find your interest in electricity to be an acceptable way to spend your time. I see your interest in electricity as a hobby, I also enjoy hobbies. I currently do leathercraft, woodworking and ceramics (though I moved recently and my kiln is not wired). I enjoy creating/building things, you enjoy learning, it's all good.
36  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: hardcore tesla discovery would interest dumb bodybuilders here on: July 26, 2014, 08:25:02 PM
no electricity actually runs the entire world and some of the tools that you use and some of the tools that use you

gotta love your narcisstic approach towards it you must be a real bitch to know in real life

I meant as far as hobbies go, electricity just powers the tools I use. I was aware of the lights, oven and refrigerator using electricity as well.
37  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: hardcore tesla discovery would interest dumb bodybuilders here on: July 26, 2014, 08:13:20 PM
am i really that fun to pick on? probably not interested in women or electricity either im guessing

I've been married since 2001, my time being interested in women is over. I do like hobbies, but currently (nice pun) electricity just runs some of the tools I use.
38  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Mel Gibson On TRT on: July 26, 2014, 07:13:49 PM
a great man, would not be surprised to find out he is a regular poster here

Yes, would love to slide under his white towel and ingest some of his superior DNA.

(no homo)
39  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: hardcore tesla discovery would interest dumb bodybuilders here on: July 26, 2014, 07:04:22 PM
i question what kind of person you are in real life why the need to start trouble goes with out sayin typical here , multiple people on the same frequency , thats what makes life beautiful knowing the differences in frequencies . dont worry i will just create that looped circuit on high voltage for your kind and put you out of your sweet misery

I'm guessing he wouldn't be the first person you've killed. I'd guess you've killed many men and women. Would you care to describe some of the murders you have done?
40  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Is devilsmile that finnish kid. on: July 26, 2014, 07:01:03 PM
BB and Lungren outing themselves in this thread.
41  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Andreas Cahling - Tbombz Tribute (no homo) on: July 25, 2014, 04:41:05 PM
Heinous, very heinous.
42  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Getbig Athletes, Tbombz wants training advice on: July 25, 2014, 04:39:37 PM
what does your father thinks of you contracting aids thru gay sex?

I would assume it disgusts him, he must be very disappointed.
43  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Not enough gossip, lets gossip more! on: July 24, 2014, 10:31:12 PM

The riddle of the couch.  3 penises were fellated.  The woman sucked none.  How did this occur?

They used peanut butter and had a dog suck them off?
44  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Wasn't someone posting awhile back about... on: July 24, 2014, 07:48:48 PM
the original Hebrews are white...

That's good to hear.  Cheesy
45  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: British soap star Natalie Cassidy showing off her curves on: July 24, 2014, 03:17:20 PM
Lots of jealousy of one of our tv babes

Raw, no pulling out. Just get that fat bitch out of there first.

(no homo)
46  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: My breasts and nipples hangs more to the sides as I become more advanced on: July 24, 2014, 12:12:58 PM
Sorry no pics.

Fuck you!

(no homo)
47  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I am leaving on: July 24, 2014, 08:32:56 AM
I think this is a quote of a UKJeff meltdown.
48  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bloated Test Messes everywhere on: July 24, 2014, 07:34:54 AM
10,000 of those is better than one Shizzo.
49  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Which getbigger would you want to be? on: July 23, 2014, 01:12:10 PM
Musclecenter's eyes
Junior's nose
Primemuscle's prostate
Tbombz T cell count
Booty's milk slingers
Jason Genova's or Bostin Loyd's penis
Falcon's Gyno
DJ181's muscles
Nick Toscani's belly
Ron Avidan's 2nd chin
Chaos' cranium/ankles/hole of butt
Big Ro's stache
Darren Avey's charming smile
Shizzo's liver

It would seem your goal is to die for us bitches and leave a heinous corpse.
50  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 23, 2014, 09:21:31 AM
what im saying cyp is that drippingpuss would jump into a barrel of vaginas and come out holding his cock

Alright, I laughed at this one.
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