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51  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 23, 2014, 07:17:54 AM
You are probably a necrophiliac, next time you are fucking her kill her and see if you cum soon after.
52  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!! on: July 22, 2014, 08:38:08 PM
Super soaker.   Acid.   you do the math.

Fixed, you're welcome.
53  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!! on: July 22, 2014, 08:13:13 PM
Suggestions?

Buy a cat, a can of tuna, a bunch of explosives and a remote detonator. Strap the explosives to the cat and put the opened can of tuna near the door of the slammer. Set the cat loose, he'll head right for the tuna, when he gets there push the fucking button, bye bye to your sleeping problems. Hope this helps.
54  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: if current is electrical energy and voltage is "pressure" by wich the current is on: July 22, 2014, 07:17:13 PM
http://www.rapidtables.com/calc/electric/watt-volt-amp-calculator.htm


It has to do with resistance, ohms. The link has a calculator that you can change figures around in.
55  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The top-3 funniest things ever posted on Getbig on: July 22, 2014, 11:05:25 AM


That's fucking perfect!  hahahahaha
56  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI - You are allowed 6 beers first on: July 22, 2014, 07:43:24 AM
DEAD RINGER FOR SHREK...

Quick, someone with photoshop, paint her green and put the little horns on and that could pass for the cover of a Shrek dvd

Ears, not horns.

(No homo)
57  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Police Chase on: July 22, 2014, 07:39:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B15twD9tcdA



Just to make it BB related the driver had just left the gym and was rushing home before his anabolic window closed.

Why would the cops want to fuck up his anabolic window?
58  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Which getbigger would you want to be? on: July 22, 2014, 03:03:57 AM
I'd be Shizzo and immediately commit suicide.
59  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI?You are allowed 6 beers first on: July 21, 2014, 06:45:04 PM
I'd eat her pussy for an hour then fuck her.
60  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Girl gets a butthole Tattoo on: July 21, 2014, 01:20:33 PM

Her "getbig handle" plze Huh

Tbombz.
61  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Goodrum showing the strain of missing Vissy publicly on: July 21, 2014, 08:40:32 AM

When you buy something with one the APR is usually over 24% interest and they tack on late fees and other bullshit.  That's why so many people are in so much debt...because they are still paying for stuff they bought many years ago.  They make the minimum payment and it just covers the interest on it and that's all. 

I used to have credit cards going to college and I learned my lesson.  Won't do that shit again.  I'd rather just wait to buy something than to get immediate gratification which is what the banks count on when they give out those credit cards.  Give ya a low interest rate for 6 months and then jack it up to the sky or give you a free gift like a coffeemaker or a cheap ass watch. 

Credit cards are the worse thing to have...even worse than payday loans if you ask me because at least they are upfront about screwing you. 

Never spend more than you plan to pay off each month and they are very convenient, life would suck without credit cards. Again, never carry a balance or you're fucked.
62  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Girl gets a butthole Tattoo on: July 21, 2014, 06:41:51 AM
I'm going to get a butthole put on my tattoo

You can use mine for that.
63  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Goodrum showing the strain of missing Vissy publicly on: July 20, 2014, 06:47:23 PM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZKkyetLjVI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZKkyetLjVI</a>

If I walked up on that I'd probably fuck him in the ass.
64  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Yo GetBig...I Did It!!! on: July 20, 2014, 04:36:54 PM


Zipper is down  Cheesy

Schmoes don't want to have extra work to get to the cock.
65  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Lee Haney update on: July 19, 2014, 08:53:20 PM
Still alive in his fifties?

Not a realistic goal for most bodybuilders.
66  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Is Skorpio currently beating on Joon? on: July 19, 2014, 02:30:33 PM
exactly. What is it with this board that attracts him?

All the homosexuals?
67  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI? Lips of peace. on: July 18, 2014, 08:13:23 AM
I'd swiftly kick her with my Doc marten steel toed boots in the face if she came within a mile radius of my exact location

You must have one really fucking long leg, sweet!

68  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: WYHI? Lips of peace. on: July 18, 2014, 08:05:53 AM
I'd douse her in gasoline and burn her body to ashes. I'd then take the ash and use it to fertilize a marijuana plant. When the plant produced buds I would pick them and get high. While stoned I'd jerk off and cum all over my abs. So yes, I guess in a round about way I'd hit it.
69  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Calling "out" BigRO on: July 17, 2014, 10:34:10 PM
How else can I change my body to please you sexually?

For starters you could post pics of you post-masturbation with semen all over your abs. Thanks.
70  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Utterly badass Tongans on: July 17, 2014, 01:32:20 PM
Do you know how I could hire them for my kid's birthday party?
71  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Calling "out" BigRO on: July 17, 2014, 10:58:05 AM
I am not a homosexual although my posts may reflect differently.

Exactly, going by my posts I am a flaming homosexual. In my non-Getbig world I'm hetero.  Cheesy
72  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: My conflict... The Selfie.. on: July 16, 2014, 12:33:30 PM
did a selfie with the video in the background, totally not narcissistic

I did a selfie with Kai's white towel video running in the background. My wife saw the pic and has since filed for divorce.
73  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: My conflict... The Selfie.. on: July 16, 2014, 12:31:21 PM
I laughed, I want to cum all over her face.
74  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Mexican Hustler of Peace on: July 16, 2014, 11:23:29 AM
No hablo Espaņol, pendejo.
75  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: This Kid Is Cooler Than Your Kid on: July 15, 2014, 05:20:34 PM
X2 BUT MY 8 YEAR OLD HAS A LEGIT 6 PACK  Grin

I have an 8 year old boy, he went and grabbed an electric guitar I gave him a while back and tried to play it. Still not as cool as the video kid.
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