Modern miracles through modern chemistry!

I have a feeling that Nancy Grace will be covering this trial once it actually begins with all the brutal details. The case has all of the sordid elements that Nancy loves to talk about on her show.

GH even enlarges the lips. Damn!

That's why the ninjas want that baby. No spare kidneys... no big juiced up Flex.

Islam is the most peaceful religion. Muslims will take a piece of this and a piece of that until they have everything. Then we will have everlasting peace on earth.

Ben Bernanke won't be happy until he gets the rate down to 1%.

Don't worry. When the trial finally starts, Nancy Grace will promote it as the "Trial of the Century."

Show some respect, or Kai will unwind that thing and give you 40 lashes with it.

Where are those damn Chinese money men when you need them? 

Should Presidential campaign ads be in Spanish?

Only if Presidential campaign ads in Mexico are in English.

 

Chairman Waxman...

"Someone is not telling the truth!"

 

The only problem with stepping up to stan mcquay and introducing yourself as ''jumpstart'' is that you would end up in the hospital for six weeks with multiple broken bones. 

Charles was born in 1950, so he will be 58 this year.

You must have been smoking some good stuff to wait that long!

Timothy Corscadden talks about his tattoos... 

People often ask me why. Why did you tat yourself the way you did? I often have a hard time in my explanation.

This is all me. My decoration. My design. My implementation. All Timothy. This is who I am. And you know what? I'm probably more pulled together and more sane than so many of you will think... that is until you actually get to know me. Then you'll know all of which I speak.... IS REAL.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=138481860

"Everyone was talking about it," said Timothy Corscadden, 32, the vice president of a small fabric company, whose leather vest and pants showed off his extensive tattoos, including a three-pointed star down to his groin. "Eventually my penis and scrotum will be solid black, but the head will be left as is!"

http://www.observer.com/2004/its-all-greek-me

Trooper Gregory Emery says Moyzan laid out a steroid plan for Emery, including how long to take each drug in order to develop his muscle mass. Two purchases were arranged in the gym's parking lot, with the drugs allegedly delivered to a gym locker, authorities say.

This is what happens when you try to help another gym member. No good deed goes unpunished.

All of you haters should be thanking Jorge of this employment opportunity. Don't you realize that $24,000 plus commission is a lot more that most IFBB Pros make in one year?

Nice "Oak" tree tat.

Back in the day (long before Arnold) serious bodybuilders did rib cage expansion exercises. Today, IFBB Pros don't worry about the chest, they just expand their abdomin to the max.

FLEX
September 2003

by Greg Merritt

Garrett Downing, Bob Cicherillo, and Michael Ergas were among 40 bodybuilders who proved their mental mettle on FOX's Test the Nation: What's Your IQ? The bodybuilder group tied for last with the blondes in the on-air battle.

The tattoo was supposed to be GIRLY BOY, but the tattoo artist made a mistake.

The only problem is your engine might have a seizure!

The NPC Freak Show

Slin Freak meets Tattoo Freak

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