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26  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Alphie Newman. on: April 04, 2009, 04:53:59 PM
Onlyme is obsessed with knowing 'famous' people.

Really?  so you consider Alphie famous?  I think what it is, is that you and some others think that they are so famous that just mentioning their name makes it look like I am bragging or something.  When in reality they are just people I met and/or worked with.  I understand that most of the people who do accuse me of this "bragging" live in areas where the biggest name they would ever see is the local butcher who made all-league in wrestling in high school.  Well I am sorry I grew up in a place where people who you think are famous are EVERYWHERE.  And sorry I also worked and had the chance to be with people who you consider are famous in an industry that this is an everyday occurrence. So sorry to bust your bubble but me mentioning I knew Alphie from Hawaii was nothing more than me contributing to a thread about her.  YOU are the one who thought it was something special.  Hope this helps.  But I am seeing it from your point of view.  I understand that it would be hard for you and some others to fathom meeting people who you can only see on TV or in the movies.  Maybe when you get older you can save up and travel some and maybe you will meet some of these people you consider famous.  Then you can come back here and tell us about it.  Now that would be really nice. Smiley
27  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: One of the great nutritional lies: crocodile meat tastes just like chicken.. on: April 04, 2009, 10:19:21 AM
Everytime I'm in Florida I cook with Alligator. The furthest thing in the World it tastes like is Cod. How did you have it fried? Everything fried tastes fried. My descrition if I had it on a menu is that it tastes like chicken.

His post means that he has never tasted alligator and just wanted to start a worthless thread.  I was in florida and went to one of those alligator farms on Alligator Alley.  My manager had the camera and there had to have been 200 gators in the pond area.  There was this huge one that was just awesome.  I want to get close so I jumped the fence.  You can hear my manager in the background saying be careful.  I got close to the water and you can hear him say Keith Keith watch out.  And just then a big gator jumped out of the water at me.  Scared the shit out of me.  Later on we took an air boat tour.  Really loud those things.  SO I asked the guy if there are any gators.  He said yes coming up around the next corner.  I was thinking how does he know that since it was about 100 yards away.  Well low and behold we go around the corner and there was this big gator.  I think it was a fake one though.  It didn't move at all and I still don't know how he knew it was there.
28  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Female bodybuilding is OK by me. on: April 04, 2009, 09:20:43 AM
How come no pics of Gladys Huh
29  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: This is a good role model for all Getbiggers on: April 04, 2009, 09:18:36 AM
Daddy Waddy was a cute little kid.  What happened?
30  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Female bodybuilding is OK by me. on: April 04, 2009, 07:42:38 AM
She looks like that guy from Tango and Cash.  And that photo of him is not photoshopped
31  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Ever have something missing from your locked luggage? on: April 04, 2009, 07:32:21 AM
When I was 16 my mom got me a job at LAX.  It was Ramp Service.  We were the guys who loaded and unloaded the luggage off the phone.  The very first day I worked there, the boss (the head guy on the ramp) taught me how to pick locks on the luggage.  These guys were taking fur coats, cameras, and anything else.  In fact one night it was cold and the boss found a fur coat and wore it during work.  One time the set up a major deal where they drove the carts to the far east end of the airport and was throwing stuff over the fence to some other guys.  I worked there for a few months and I ended up telling my mom what they did.  She called the president of the company who got me the job and he ended up firing a bunch of people.  That Mercury Service not even sure if they are still around.  They were pretty big.  I don't check in any baggage.  When I went to China for a month I ended up UPS everything back to Hawaii I had.  One trip I took to Miami I had a brand new Tumi leather garment bag.  It was $400 (back in 87) and the first trip I took with it the whole bag got stolen.  My advice is try not to avoid check in baggage as much as possible.  If you know what hotel you are staying at it is almost better to UPS your luggage to the hotel and they will have it in your room when you arrive or at the bell desk
32  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Holy Shit!! Benz is in Hospital!!!!! on: April 04, 2009, 07:15:19 AM
Get better Benz.  Why didn't you get a private room
33  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Lots of bodybuilder in Vegas on: April 03, 2009, 10:33:53 AM
Los Wages, is such a depressing place.  Afterall, it is just one big poker machine; exploiting the rich and ripping off the poor.

Gambling is an ugly disease.  It destroys lives and families.

Stay away from this grimy and sleazy shithole.  It is a souless place full of losers, obesity and empty dreams!

Dude or whatever you are.  You do understand your anger stems from the way you were brought up and your lower than average IQ, up-bringing, income, taste and lifestyle.  With your attitude, looks, and personality I am sure there isn't many places that you would enjoy.  Luckily over 30 million people a year don't agree with your ignorant remarks.  But I am sure you are used to that too.  Getting beat up everyday as a kid (by girls) has really ruined your adulthood.

Why don't you just do it............ we'll catch ya
34  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Question for Porno King Grant Michaels on: April 03, 2009, 10:27:23 AM
too bad about your gym Keith.  I know how much you wanted to make it work.  Got any future ideas?

Well I am not totally cutting it out.  I do have a guy here who is interested in it but wants to get his project off the ground first.  I am just doing what I can to keep going.  I wouldn't mind getting back into shape good enough to start acting again.  The gym thing drained me bigtime, mentally and financially.  But right now I am pretty busy so I can't complain.  Thanks for the positive note Windsor. 
35  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: If you had to chose to have the looks of somone else who would it be? on: April 03, 2009, 09:42:54 AM
I had a friend back in the heyday who was a Robert Redford lookalike.  I swear I have never been with anybody who got more girls who would come up to him than this guy.  He would literally just stand in a club and girls would ask him to dance all the time.  We go to dinner and chicks would literally walk by then turn around tell them that they knew him draw up a conversation then leave their number.  I have no idea where he is now but that dude could have made it big in Hollywood. 
36  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Lots of bodybuilder in Vegas on: April 03, 2009, 07:34:24 AM
That's true as well, when I was there I saw so many miserable peopel working for minimum wage, tons of people on the strip trying to hustle as well, selling everything from show tickets to tours of vegas to upgraded hotel suites..felt sorry for some of them.

Those are the people who don't know how to play craps.
37  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Hahaha challenged a guys lift claim on youtube look at this pm!! on: April 03, 2009, 07:17:29 AM
I wonder what his getbig screen name is?

Hank Wood
38  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Question for Kh300 on: April 03, 2009, 07:14:18 AM
Th card is basically a get out of jail free card and allows you to commit anything from minor criminal activities to killing the president without fear of prosecution. It also doubles as a diners card.  Cheesy

Titus must have lost his then Cheesy
39  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Tan lines??? on: April 03, 2009, 12:08:39 AM
Keith Jones, fuck you for posted picture of that amputed woman, i hope that you fucking trip and fall
given your fatness hawaii will probably experience an earth quake and be lost at sea forever like the city of atlatis Sad

She's amputated.  Didn't notice, I only saw the tan lines. Roll Eyes
40  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Question for Porno King Grant Michaels on: April 03, 2009, 12:04:08 AM
there is a ton of life experiences i would trade for the way i look(ed). i am in envy of the lives guys like Keith and Stunt have lead.

Haz, don't envy me.  I lived in a place where I was lucky enough to be around mostly good people.  i had no friends who smoked or did hard drugs and most never even drank.  I was kind of sheltered as a kid cause I really didn't see many bad things or were around them.  When I left home 9more like kicked out) I did what I wanted.  I was lucky to be athletic and pretty skilled at just about everything I ever did.  I had a goal and because I reached it alot of things came to me that wouldn't have any other way.  I mean I am walking in Miami after doing an appearance their MDA when a lady comes up to me and asks me if I want to play in a celebrity golf and tennis event in Boca Raton with people like Dr. J, Bjorn Borg, Vitas Gerulitis, Woody Harleson, Linda Evans and many others.  I said you got to be kidding me Hell YES!  She asked me if I wanted to play in the tennis or the golf.  She said you play tennis.  I said absolutely.  So I did both.  Ended up playing tennis in front of 5000 people with Nels Van Patton as my partner and pro against Bjorn Borg and Kristina Weyborn.  IN my foursome in golf was Dr. J.  We also played a basketball game against a bunch of cops and firemen.  Rik Barry, Dr. J and Honcho (forget his real name) were on the team.  I have been very lucky to do what I have done. 

i regret big time more than anything that I didn't get to play major league baseball.  I think about that failure more than anything when I am down.  Again I had everything to make it but at that period of my life I would rather fuck around more.  I have many many many many mistakes in my life that really could have made these past 8 or 9 years a whole lot easier to take.  I know I name drop alot and I get ragged for it, but in reality I am pretty proud that I get to say I have met, worked and became friends with some of them.

You have done quite a bit too in your life.  I have seen your gym and I am big time jealous about that.  I dedicated alot of time to get my gym going here and nothing happened except a waste of 2 years.  I remember back at World Gym probably around 1981 or so talking to that guy from the movie The Deep (can't remember his name) and telling him I want to own my own gym and I will buy it after I retire from baseball and use the money I made.  Well that didn't happen.  I tell my daughters who seem to idolize me alot not to follow in my footsteps.  i did it the hard way and I am paying for it now.

Thanks for the kind words and I hope to see you again.  You are good guy and very impressive in person.

And sorry to the haters for all the name dropping in one post but I had to much milk to drink.   Grin
41  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Damn it! Wash your hands! on: April 02, 2009, 11:20:11 PM
When you take a shit, wash your hands.

When you take a piss, it is optional.

Fact is, you should be washing your hands 'before' you take a piss.  Yes, you 'handle' your dick with 'unwashed' hands and then wash them 'after' you finishing pissing....wrong order...learn the correct order fu#kwads!

Hank do you make sure whoevers cock you are sucking they wash it first.  And because you suck a cock after they have buttfucked you, do you clean it off good enough so they don't have to wash it.  Just wondering
42  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Damn it! Wash your hands! on: April 02, 2009, 04:06:32 PM
Just save time and take your piss in the sink and then just wash it while you are there.  You need to learn how to manage your time.
43  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: News report confirms most people from Hawaii lazy... on: April 02, 2009, 12:04:12 AM
what is Keith?

Yea I was more natural than the Arab guy and I am a moderator too.  So there Tongue
44  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: a ten? on: April 01, 2009, 11:55:24 PM
For a normal girl not a super model or anything, I think this girl is perfect looking
45  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Tan lines??? on: April 01, 2009, 11:34:05 PM
46  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Someone invite Diana Tyuleneva to compete in US. Hot!!!!!! on: April 01, 2009, 11:30:20 PM


Hank has already admitted he was gay awhile back.  So that probably won't happen
47  Getbig Misc Too Board / Getbig Comments Suggestions Complaints Board / Re: Thanks Ron For Finally Giving Me My Blue Stars on: April 01, 2009, 11:26:47 PM
I don't think Vince competed in a bodybuilding show.  Just showing up and entering is not competing.
48  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: News report confirms most people from Hawaii lazy... on: April 01, 2009, 06:46:56 PM
Bullshit, I remember Keith telling us he bicycled to the top of volcanoes with weight vests on during the hottest part of the day and right before he flew to one of the other islands for dinner with some A-list actor/world leader.

That kind of is true.  I rode my bike and I pulled a tire around Diamond Head which is  a volcanoe and I would fly to Maui or Kauai for dinner once in awhile but usually with my girlfriend.  She was a boss at her company though.  So you are part right.
49  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: News report confirms most people from Hawaii lazy... on: April 01, 2009, 07:53:17 AM

I was wondering....did you ever meet jonsey from the police academy at a charity event?

Yes several times from what I hear. Grin
50  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: News report confirms most people from Hawaii lazy... on: April 01, 2009, 07:45:06 AM
Onlyme, did you know Israel Kwamikwawo'ole?

No never met him. I did see him one time getting on an airplane.  They had him standing on a pallet and a forklift lifting him at the rear door.  I heard that they had to tak out one row of seats if front of him so he would fit.  I swear to god.
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