when i was young i had to deliver to a nudist colony , it was early in the day: guess which of these two pics was romping by the pool???
The only experience I've had with nudists (I've told this story before) was the first New Year's in college.
All throughout high school and early college there were several of us who hung out. The core group was Kenny, me, Kathy, Tim and Tim. One of the Tim's parents were throwbacks and also nudists. My friends had all grown up with Tim (through grade school; I was the newcomer) and it was just common knowledge and no big deal. I on the other hand, thought it very weird and really didn’t understand the whole concept. We rarely if ever saw his parents because they were either working or “camping” for the weekend. This made for the perfect party house. They always had “stash” lying around too.
One year, New Years Eve, a bunch of us met over at Tim’s to carpool downtown (about 30 miles). After the midnight champagne toast we decided to go to a party back in our neck of the woods. After a slow drive back out to the boonies (it was snowing and we were no doubt drunk) and arriving at Tim's so we could each get our cars, Kathy and I had to pee. The boys told us to just wait until we got to the other party because Tim’s parents were having a party. Kathy and I were like “so what”, we just need to pee. They insisted we wait or go outside, like them. Like hell! We begged. We pleaded. We said WE KNOW your parents are having a party. SO WHAT. Finally, Kenny spelled it out for us. Fine, everyone in the house is naked. So what.
At that point we didn’t care we just HAD TO PEE. Imagine our surprise when his mother and father greeted us from the top of the stairs with nothing but a cocktail and party hat. We were so shocked we couldn’t look up. Kenny took my hand and Tim took Kathy’s while we kept our eyes covered and led us to the bathroom. I could see fat, old, naked people everywhere! Wouldn’t ya know it, there was a wait at the bathroom door! Hoping to wait for an opening and escape the sobering shock we just witnessed, I barged into Tim’s bedroom only to find an orgy going on. Kathy and I grabbed each other and hightailed it out of the house and peed outside. I don’t recall if we ever made it to the other party.
Years later, at a high school reunion, I brought this event up. Funny how Kathy and I have vivid memories of the evening and the boys have no recollection at all.