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101  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: SUMMER '14 on: June 21, 2014, 04:19:30 PM
She is only taking shredz supps. She got admitted yesterday. It's pretty serious. She resembles a Simpson. Even her eyes are yellow.

Sounds like more like DNP.
102  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Pet Board / Re: Would you like a massage? on: June 21, 2014, 04:10:04 PM
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103  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Pet Board / Re: Would you like a massage? on: June 21, 2014, 04:08:44 PM
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104  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Pet Board / Would you like a massage? on: June 21, 2014, 04:06:49 PM
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105  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Pet Board / Blind Dog Gets Rescued on: June 21, 2014, 01:18:15 PM
Break out the box of tissues

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106  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bee Venom Destroys Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) on: June 20, 2014, 11:39:22 AM
There was a SNL skit with the Bad News Bees ~ absolutely hilarious.  If anyone can find the vid, please post it.

Here's the transcript ~ still ROFL

  Season 4: Episode 7      

78g: Walter Matthau

The Bad News Bees

Kurt.....Bill Murray
Alan.....John Belushi
Raymond.....Garrett Morris
Artie.....Dan Aykroyd
Coach.....Walter Matthau

[ open on interior, team bunk cabin ]

Kurt: Boy, I'm sure glad you're pitching tomorrow - it's gonna be a rough game. Ah, no problem. By the time camp's over, once again our twam will be champs!

[ the team cheers ]

Kurt: [ whistles ] Hey, Alan - heads up!

Alan: Hey, cut it out, you guys!

Raymond: Hey, hey. What's that you're reading, Alan?

Alan: Nothing!

Kurt: Whaddaya mean, nothing?! Hey, Charlie, look at this! A Playbee magazine!

[ everyone oohs and ahhs over the contents of Alan's dirty magazine ]

Artie: Boy, I'd sure like to get into her honey sac!

Alan: Yeah, me too!

Kurt: Oh, whadda you knew about that, Alan!

Alan: As much as you do!

Kurt: Oh, yeah? I bet you never even did it!

Alan: I.. did.. too..

Kurt: Oh, yeah? Well, then tell me how you did it!

Alan: [ stung ] Okay.. so I never did it..

[ everyone laughs at Alan ]

Artie: I knew he was lying!

Kurt: I bet you never did it!

Artie: [ hesitant ] ..Sure, I did.

Raymond: With who?!

Artie: Laura Finch.

Kurt: Really?

Artie: Yeah! One day a whole swarm of us gang stang her behind the bowling alley.

[ suddenly, the Coach enters the cabin ]

Coach: What's going on in here?! Huh?!

Alan: Ah, nothing, Coach.. we're just talking.

Coach: Come on! Lights out, guys! We've got a big game tomorrow, I want you guys to get a lot of sleep, see? Come on!

[ everyone moans and groans ]

Coach: Come on! [ spies magazine ] What is this? [ grabs magazine and leafs through it ] What is this stuff? What are you guys doing with this thing, huh?! Aren't you a little young to be looking at this?

Kurt: Aren't you a little bit old!

Coach: Listen, Hansen! When you're my age, you should stick it to the queen as often as I do! Now, get some sleep!

Team: Goodnight, Coach!

Coach: Goodnight, guys.

[ Coach exits cabin ]

Artie: Boy.. too bad he took that magazine - those pictures were great!

Raymond: You're not kidding, man..

Alan: Come on, guys! The Coach is right - let's get some sleep!

[ the team agrees, and quickly got to sleep ]

[ with everyone asleep, the sound of Alan's cot squeaking can be heard ]

Kurt: Hey, Alan, would you pull your stinger somewhere else!

[ everyone humiliates Alan ]

Alan: Dammit, you guys! Dammit! I was not!

Kurt: You were, too!

Alan: I was not!

[ Coach re-enters, angrier than before ]

Coach: What's going on in here?! Huh?! What's all the racket about?! I thought I told you to go to sleep!!

Artie: We were trying to, Coach, but Alan made too much noise because he was.. buzzing off!

Team: Alan was buzzing off! Alan was buzzing off! Alan was buzzing off!!

Alan: I swear, I wasn't!

Kurt: Oh, yeah? Then why is there honey all over your sheets!

Coach: Come on, you guys.. cut it out! Come over here, Alan.. come over here..

[ Coach and Alan sit down ]

Alan: Yeah, Coach?

Coach: Nothing wrong in what you were doing, Alan. It's perfectly normal for someone your age to bend his barb once in a while. Everyone does it, there's nothing to be ashamed of. What's the matter with you, guys? Artie, can you say that you've never done it?

Artie: No..

Coach: You, Raymond?

Raymond: Well, uh.. no, Coach..

Coach: How about you, Kurt? Youve polished your bayonet, haven't you?

Kurt: [ hesitant ] ..Yeah.. once.

Coach: You see? It's a natural function - everyone does it.

Raymond: Even you, Coach?

Coach: Yes. Twice.

Team: The Coach buzzes off!!

Alan: Shut up!!

Coach: Even females do it.

Artie: [ suddenly interested ] Really?! How?!

Coach: Well.. I'm not sure, exactly, but, uh.. let me tell you a story about a ballplayer I knew, who, uh.. used to buzz off five, six, seven times a day. And his teammates, they made fun of him, they razzed him all the time. And he was ashamed, and it was affecting all aspects of his game. He had trouble throwing, fielding, hitting with power, running to the bases.. And then, one day, he just accepted the fact that he was a chronic buzz off. And once he accepted that fact, he became a great ballplayer, and he went on to hit three home runs in the last game of the 1977 World Series!

[ the team is amazed by the identity of the buzz off ]

Team: Reggie Jackson!!

Coach: Reggie Jackson. That's right, Alan, you're in good company.

[ the team quickly apologizes for making fun of Alan earlier ]

Alan: Ah, that's okay, guys..

Coach: Now, you get back to bed, guys.

Team: Goodnight, Coach!!

Coach: Goodnight!

[ Coach exits the cabin ]

[ suddenly, all the cots in the cabin begin squeaking ]


107  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ESFitness vs. Suckmymuscle on: June 19, 2014, 12:25:08 PM
No comparison.  SMM was in a league of a$$holes all his own.
108  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Bee Venom Destroys Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) on: June 19, 2014, 12:17:54 PM

Nanoparticles carrying a toxin found in bee venom can destroy human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) while leaving the surrounding cells unharmed. The research was conducted by the Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis. The Nanoparticles carry melittin, which is the principal active component of bee venom. Melittin fuses with the HIV virus and destroys itís protective envelope while molecular bumpers prevent the nanoparticles from harming the bodyís normal cells. Bee venom is known to disrupt cellular walls and destroy tumour cells as well.

Bee venom contains a potent toxin called melittin that can poke holes in the protective envelope that surrounds HIV, and other viruses. Large amounts of free melittin can cause a lot of damage. Indeed, in addition to anti-viral therapy, the paperís senior author, Samuel A. Wickline, MD, the J. Russell Hornsby Professor of Biomedical Sciences, has shown melittin-loaded nanoparticles to be effective in killing tumor cells.

The new study shows that melittin loaded onto these nanoparticles does not harm normal cells. Thatís because Hood added protective bumpers to the nanoparticle surface. When the nanoparticles come into contact with normal cells, which are much larger in size, the particles simply bounce off. HIV, on the other hand, is even smaller than the nanoparticle, so HIV fits between the bumpers and makes contact with the surface of the nanoparticle, where the bee toxin awaits. (1)

Most anti-HIV drugs inhibit the virusís ability to replicate. This is an anti-replication strategy that does nothing to stop the infection, and many strains of the virus have found ways around these drugs and continue reproducing. Given this discovery, a new vaginal gel could possibly be used in places where HIV is prominent. It can be used as a preventative measure to stop the initial infection and prevent the spread of HIV. The bee venom HIV study was published a several days ago in the journal Antiviral Therapy.

109  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Random pics on: June 19, 2014, 11:56:23 AM

Best Selfie  Grin

110  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Bring back disco on: June 19, 2014, 11:31:55 AM
There used to be a video on youtube from the 80's with Arnold and Rachel doing some sort of cardio/step routine to the song Rev It Up.  It was hilarious.  Seems to have been removed Undecided  Then again, it might've been this same video with different background music.

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111  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ESFitness thread- TARGET UPDATE: Vince Basile.... on: June 19, 2014, 09:03:15 AM
No, there are blue stars on the mattress

Touche' Grin
112  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Nutrition, Products & Supplements / Re: Dr. Oz getting grilled on: June 19, 2014, 08:59:55 AM
I'm so glad congress is protecting us from Dr. Oz.  Roll Eyes

Is it hypocritical that Congress is taking up arms against some guy talking about natural remedies that have been used for centuries, when they let big pharmaceutical companies hawk dangerous, faultily-tested drugs designed for far more serious medical conditions all day long?
113  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ESFitness thread- TARGET UPDATE: Vince Basile.... on: June 18, 2014, 06:09:47 PM
Isn't that Falcon?

I'd hire Johnny!
114  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ESFitness thread- TARGET UPDATE: Vince Basile.... on: June 18, 2014, 06:00:06 PM

Who's on the Scagg?  Gawd, I wish I had one of those
115  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / Nutrition, Products & Supplements / Dr. Oz getting grilled on: June 18, 2014, 05:58:27 PM
I like Dr. Oz personally.  I don't watch his show except for snipits here & there.  Some of his demonstrations are a bit overly dumbed-down but I believe he is very sincere and passionate in providing as much information to the public as possible.  I don't think he's trying to scam anyone and I don't believe HE is trying to make good t.v. His producers and the production company which he's under contract with overly embellish things and push too much information in a short period of time because that's what the typical American public wants or that's what they can comprehend.  The problem is the typical American public is too stupid to think for themselves and wants everything spoon fed to them without taking any responsibility for their own health.

(CNN) -- Dr. Mehmet Oz, host of "The Dr. Oz Show," faced grilling by senators on Capitol Hill about the promotion of weight loss products on his show.

Sen. Claire McCaskill, chairwoman of the Subcommittee on Consumer Protection, Product Safety and Insurance, led the panel that on Tuesday looked at false advertising for weight loss products. Subcommittee members took issue with assertions that Oz has made on his show about products that don't have a lot of scientific evidence to back them up, such as green coffee beans.

"The scientific community is almost monolithic against you in terms of the efficacy of the three products you called 'miracles,' " said McCaskill, a Missouri Democrat. She said she was discouraged by the "false hope" his rhetoric gives viewers and questioned his role "intentional or not, in perpetuating these scams."

"I don't get why you need to say this stuff when you know it's not true. When you have this amazing megaphone, why would you cheapen your show? ... With power comes a great deal of responsibility."

The Federal Trade Commission is in charge of protecting consumers from "unfair or deceptive advertising and marketing practices that raise health and safety concerns." In May, the FTC sued the sellers of Green Coffee Beans for deceiving consumers through fake news sites and invented health claims.
Dr. Oz: I've never sold supplements
Dr. Oz: I'm not selling magic diet pills

The commission said that weeks after "The Dr. Oz Show" promoted the benefits of Pure Green Coffee, some companies that marketed the product used video from his show to increase sales.

The scientific evidence supporting green coffee bean extract as a weight loss supplement is weak.

A small study published in 2012 found chlorogenic acid, the main ingredient in green coffee beans, helped 16 human participants lose, on average, 18 pounds over 22 weeks. But another study on chlorogenic acid in mice found that the acid did not help mice lose weight and in fact, increased their insulin resistance.

A 2011 meta-analysis of three studies on green coffee extract found the supplement produced, on average, a five-pound loss among study participants. But all three studies were short term and included a small number of participants, leading the meta-analysis authors to conclude: "More rigorous trials are needed to assess the usefulness of GCE as a weight loss tool."

Oz told the panel that he does use "flowery language" to describe certain products on his show but added he believes in them so much he has given them to his family.

"My job, I feel, on the show is to be a cheerleader for the audience, and when they don't think they have hope, when they don't think they can make it happen, I want to look, and I do look everywhere, including in alternative healing traditions, for any evidence that might be supportive to them," Oz said.

In addition to green coffee beans, McCaskill called out Garcinia cambogia as another weight loss product Oz has promoted.
Is that weight loss product legit? Beware these phrases, the FDA says:

"Melt your fat away"

"Without diet or exercise"

"Magic pill"

"Scientific formula"

"Thanks to brand new scientific research, I can tell you about a revolutionary fat buster," Oz said on his show in November 2012 with the words "No Exercise. No Diet. No Effort" on the screen behind him. "It's called Garcinia cambogia." ‎

A 1998 study of 135 participants found Garcinia cambogia did not significantly help people lose weight any more than a placebo. But a 2013 meta-analysis of Garcinia cambogia studies hedged on the supplement's ineffectiveness, saying its weight loss benefits "remain to be proven in larger-scale and longer-term clinical trials." Whether it helps people lose weight or not, the Garcinia cambogia does not seem to be unsafe to use, some other studies say.

Oz testified Tuesday that he could not be held responsible for what certain companies say online about the products. He said he's toned down some of his language and will publish a list of products he thinks really can help people lose weight.

"To not have the conversation about supplements at all however would be a disservice to the viewer," Oz said in a prepared statement after the hearing. "In addition to exercising an abundance of caution in discussing promising research and products in the future, I look forward to working with all those present today in finding a way to deal with the problems of weight loss scams."

The Food and Drug Administration does not regulate weight loss supplements. Under current law, companies selling these products do not need FDA approval before marketing them to the public.

"Just because you see a supplement product on a store shelf does NOT mean it is safe or effective," the FDA website says. "When safety issues are suspected, FDA must investigate and, when warranted, take steps to have the product removed from the market. However, it is much easier for a firm to get a product on the market than it is for FDA to take a product off the market."

These weight loss products, even those that claim to be all natural, may contain toxic ingredients, the FDA says, or they may interact badly with other medications. Make sure to check with your doctor before taking any supplement.

Hidden dangers in vitamins, supplements?

The FTC told Elizabeth Cohen, CNN senior medical correspondent, that there are just "too many" weight loss products using deceptive advertising to sue them all. But consumers should be wary of certain phrases that are most certainly false, the FTC said, including any that claim to help you lose weight without diet and exercise.

Bottom line -- don't believe everything you see. Do your homework online and make sure any claim about a weight loss product is backed up by scientific evidence.
116  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ESFitness thread- TARGET UPDATE: Vince Basile.... on: June 18, 2014, 05:37:03 PM
What else do you do after a bottle glass or two?

Many getbiggers from across the pond would have you believing I randomly delete, modify or otherwise mess with posts/threads  Grin
117  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ESFitness thread- TARGET UPDATE: Vince Basile.... on: June 18, 2014, 04:22:52 PM
Hey Princess did any of our "he's so creepy..." One liners crack you up? Come on fess up, there was some funny ones esp the spike own drinks one and the koala climbing on trees.

Of course  Grin  There's a lot of LOLs in this thread.

jus saying ~ Ron gets a bug up his butt with too many reports, sometimes he'll just take care of the problem by erasing everything ~ it's easier than sifting thru the rubbish.  Then again, maybe after a glass or two of Malbec, I might do the same.  oops  Wink  And who knows?  OMR might have a bad hair day

118  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: I took 3,500 mg of L-Tryptophan about 45 minutes ago w/8oz of Orange Juice on: June 18, 2014, 01:27:22 PM
This is potent. Way better than 5-HTP.

I took it roughly 3 hours after my last meal.

I'm totally, totally relaxed. I could fall asleep right now if I needed too.

I gotta eat a protein meal before I go to bed.

Note: for anyone that has difficulty sleeping or relaxing: try          L-Tryptophan several hours after you eat (empty stomach). You could probably take magnesium at the same time.

How did you feel when it was time to wake up?
119  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ESFitness thread- TARGET UPDATE: Vince Basile.... on: June 18, 2014, 12:30:50 PM
The only person to blame for this entire thread getting nuked will be THE PERSON responsible for posting personal info.
120  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Maximized Living Chiropractor on: June 17, 2014, 08:38:05 PM
Sounds like a cult scam.  Undecided
121  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: ESFitness - UPDATE: All About Booty Now.... on: June 17, 2014, 01:29:35 PM
My hat's off to whoever changed the thread title  Grin
122  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Bodybuilder boyfriend is G4P on: June 17, 2014, 11:14:59 AM

Ya, but Mrs Muscles ain't no mod nor can she delete me, so it's got to be Princess L and/or her gimmick with her modding password?

Gimmicks don't bother me whatsoever, they're obvious, it's the ridiculous modding that irks me...

take care
with mad love

Have you sorted it out yet usmcdevildoc?

Not that it's yours or anyone else's business, but in case you haven't noticed, I haven't been on regularly for many months.  I have been caring for a relative who suffered a stroke and my mother who had brain surgery, both in another state.   Your constant accusations and complaints about the board and itís modding are not only boorish, they garner a lot of complaints.  Believe it or not, there are many who read, but donít post.  I personally have never once edited, deleted or otherwise touched your rants and you know it, so take your bitching elsewhere because it will no longer be tolerated. PERIOD.

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5. Moderators may move posts as deemed necessary and at their discretion.
6. Do not register or post under multiple user names or pretend to be female when you are not.  If you are confused, please seek professional help and/or your doctor's advice.
7. Report objectionable posts to the moderators rather than responding in kind.
8. The moderators reserve the right to edit or delete posts that violate forum rules. Spamming will not be tolerated.
9. By registering to use the forum, you agree to abide by all terms and conditions, and give the board administration staff permission to contact you at the e-mail address listed in your profile.  
10. Members who violate forum rules will first receive a warning, and upon their second violation will be either temporary or permanently banned from this board.

If you agree to conduct yourself according to the above guidelines, please PM either STella (Butterbean) or PL (Princess L) or agree on this board to follow the rules for "approved male poster status."  Cheesy  When you have been approved, you will see your name on the "Approved Male Posters" thread.

Meanwhile, if you are female, welcome.  You are already approved.  Our intention is a safe place for you to post freely on getbig without fear of attack or harrassment.  We request that you abide by the same guidelines that we ask of the men that must be approved to ensure a pleasant environment  Smiley

123  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Exotic Oils on: June 16, 2014, 03:24:47 PM
I have being cooking with sesame oil, garlic oil and peanut oil recently it gives a great flavor to chicken and beef it makes any plain meat taste great, I am planning on getting some more exotic oil to add to the collection.

Try avocado oil, coconut oil, and ghee.  All have a high smoke point and are low in polyunsaturated fats.  Your garlic oil is likely another oil (olive) infused with garlic.
124  Getbig Main Boards / The Getbiggers Board - The Circus or the Zoo / Re: Bodybuilder boyfriend is G4P on: June 16, 2014, 11:28:43 AM
Ya, I'm thinking this discussion might've worked better if (presumably PL) the mod hadn't felt the need to control and delete...

I thought this was a safe place?  I thought we were supposed to be able to postulate on Girly stuff?  Why delete us?  Get a proper job.

Yesterday or the day before (Ya, sometimes I read and snort and click away without posting), there was a new "female" poster with a pic like a Thai Hooker - so I'm thinking that's a wild man - saying she thought this thread was gross.  

PL deleted my last post when I explained that I'm very old and have seen it all and if this topic starter's "Gperhaps for Pay" lover wants to do stuff you can't deal with then you ought to start having doubts about his sexuality,

and new female poster (oh welcome new female poster) finds our Girly Board "gross" then deletes....

It's somewhat problematic when PL edits this board, we lose the gist.  She has a shitty fit once every few months and reads everything and deletes anyone cleverer than her?  Our mod doesn't get truth or wisdom or sarcasm or irony.  All she gets is the control/delete button.  Wonder if PL is that Thai Hooker and is posting then deleting herself...  I wouldn't be surprised by anything right now.  There's one person posting on 3 different gimmicks here on our 'safe' Girly Board at the moment...

It's such a pity you can't do a decent (or half decent) and all-true Girly place.

I disklike the modding done here.  Totally unnecessary.

Anyways,  to explain fully my learning curve on that gorgeous boyfriend of mine who always gets hit on and can obviously have any man or any woman he wants and get paid for it if he feels like:  Darlin?  Would you want it any other way?  Think about it.

You're gorgeous and you have a drop dead beautiful boyfriend, of course.

He's going to be hit on day in day out and be offered money and drugs and etc.

So, you teach him to say thanks but no thanks.  And you can teach it, but you need someone good to teach.

You explain:  Would you prefer to be ugly and have noone want you?  No.  So you're blessed and you're blimming gorgeous.  Be grateful, say thanks and smile politely.  Don't smile too much or that random admirer you'd attempted to avoid'll get another stiffie.  Say oh wow I'm flattered.  Look away and be pleased.  Handle it with a sense of humour and thank from the bottom of your heart your luck and feel good thoughts for the poor sad sod who is hitting on you.


Before you go postulating once again on subjects for which you know nothing about, I did not touch your undoubtedly incoherent post(s) or threads and havenít, if at all, in months.  Truthfully, I have more important things to do outside of getbig and most certainly trying to decipher your incongruous ramblings is low on the getbig priority list as well.  If this is such a shitty place to be, perhaps you need to find another venue.  Your speculations have become old and tiresome.

Oh, and the only reason I've even seen this post/thread is because you were reported.
125  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: No RIP for Kasem? on: June 15, 2014, 02:24:53 PM
It's been a pretty up tempo day here, and you know when you come out of those up tempo numbers, it's impossible to make those
transitions  Angry .

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