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1  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: This board....... on: Today at 06:22:30 AM
..........is damn good......never thought I`d enjoy posting with a bunch of English snobs,but I`m really enjoying this section.   

Just kidding about the English snob part...........sort of !   Wink

Good thing you threw an insult in there.

Outright compliments without an accompanying put down can actually cause British people to spontaneously implode.

True fact.
2  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread on: Today at 06:00:34 AM
The only thing i'm actually worried about is not having big thick loads  Embarrassed

I heard guys saying it's no different.

I'm not sure I buy that.

It has to be said - a woman with spud water on her face just isn't the same thing at all.
3  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Camel toes in McDonalds on: Today at 05:51:47 AM
Its like when you are walking in a field and you catch a glimpse of a rabbit running away, its the flash of the underneath of its tail that catches your eye, its the same with crotches, albeit they are seldom white.


lol - okaaaaaaaaaaaay
4  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The Official BigCyp Vasectomy Thread on: Today at 05:50:28 AM
Cool - I need to get one done but to be honest, I'm way too scared.

I have no worries about root canals but vasectomy gives me the fear.

I have been looking for a V-Buddy - another male who needs a vasectomy, so we can give each other the courage to go together. If possible to do it in the same room with adjoining beds so we can hold hands through it.
5  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Paris Hilton - The Latest. on: Today at 03:52:32 AM
Looks like she's had some work done on her face.

Needs an industrial grinder taken to that fucking square jaw.
6  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: How much is "a drink"? on: Today at 03:10:07 AM
I know right?

Fucking hell it was weird though.

I felt so bad for my daughter, I actually bought her more lollies last night, it's haunting me

Thing is - if you weren't so conditioned with the stiff upper lip, you'd have asked the gal for a lolly...
7  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: i swear kate middleton is fit as fuck on: Today at 03:08:50 AM
are you saying cyp that she would use phrases like "you did your best" , "its the taking part that counts", "I got wet when I saw how fit your opponent is" and " you have ruined my life you beta twink "

we have all been there

Indeed - the words "It's just a game" still occur regularly in my nightmares.

Hopscotch is NOT "just a game" bitch.
8  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Camel toes in McDonalds on: Today at 03:06:32 AM
Why do 90% of the staff in McDonalds have Camel toes bulging out like they have a quarter pounder down the front of their trousers?
They must ask people during interviews what trouser size they are and order a pair 2 sizes smaller, its c.unt bulge city.

Hey, maybe thats the plan, you go in for just a coffee and catch a glimpse of the "burger" in their trousers and subliminally have to order one.
Marketing at its finest.


I imagine they are smuggling out food for their student friends.

More importantly - why are you examining the crotches of fast food staff?
9  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Ugly & Fat In The Street on: Today at 03:05:14 AM
Or when fat bitches wear leggings and their arse is shaped like a fiat multipla

I have a fat aunt that insists on always wearing leggings.

On a big night out, they will be leopard print.

She's my dads brothers wife but pretty much fucks anything that moves and still has no shortage of takers in her early 60's.
10  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: How much is "a drink"? on: Today at 03:01:49 AM
Yesterday I was out with the Mrs and we passed a hairdressers that we hadn't notice before. We were waiting 45 mins for a turbo pipe to be replaced on the motor, so we popped in for my son to get a quick trim (he's four). There was only 1 girl in the shop and we were the only customers.

Once she'd cut his hair, we paid her a fiver and then she takes a pot of lollies and goes to my son, did you want a lolly sweetheart? Naturally he takes one and says thanks. My daughter Rose looks up (18 months old) and puts her hand up and the girl says "Look at her, she wants one too" and then just puts the pot on the side.

So I pick my daughter up, walk out the shop and go and buy her a lolly over the road.

The most wierd situation ever. Seriously who would do that?



PMSL - those lollies are for customers ONLY. UK Jobsworthiness at it's finest...
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Former Mr New Zealand Justin Rys body is breaking down on: July 30, 2014, 05:54:54 PM
What a lot of bullshit you dont get like that by simply taking a stack of steroids that dude was on a lot of other hardcore drugs.

+1 - in fact, his condition might be nothing to do with any drugs at all.
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Anyone familiar with online stock trading sites? on: July 30, 2014, 05:49:08 PM
I prefer Interactive Brokers, personally.

Excellent service and cheap execution. Plus you can trade most worldwide markets.

If you are looking to get into this on an intraday basis and you are a US citizen, then you really need to look at the tax reporting side of things and I'd be making sure my platform supported the generation of reports I could use in filing.

Saying that though, I trade US Futures intraday. There's a few reasons why that should be considered over intraday stock trading (e.g. transparency) but basically, the tax reporting is so much simpler for US Citizens for Futures that Stocks. 1 page vs 100's of pages for very active traders.
13  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Ugly & Fat In The Street on: July 30, 2014, 06:54:05 AM
Do you ever walk ahead and see a woman coming up the opposite direction all done up but she's fat and ugly, and as you contemplate how badly she was dealt with in the gene pool, she looks back at you as if you were checking her out  Lips sealed

I no more notice fugly women in the UK than I would individual grains of sand in the desert.

Or as a friend of mine living in the Netherlands once put it "women in the Netherlands are so beautiful, I sometimes go to England just to rest my eyes"

14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Anyone familiar with online stock trading sites? on: July 30, 2014, 05:03:28 AM
what are you after specifically?

Advice on how to trade?

A portal/software to place trades?

If the latter - what is your trading horizon - how long to you stay in a position?
15  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Would you stay in the uk if you won the lottery on: July 30, 2014, 02:17:18 AM
In the past 14 years, I've spent 3 weeks in the UK.

But if I won the lottery, I'd absolutely spend more time there.

I just don't right now 'cause who in their right mind goes on holiday TO the UK?Huh
16  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: How much is "a drink"? on: July 29, 2014, 04:23:38 PM
To be honest a drink could be anything from a pony to a monkey depending on the circumstances, anything above a Lady Godiva.

OK - so a definitive answer!

I'm thinking this is a regional thing too.

Based on Simple Simons answer - he took it more literally. So Simon, am I right in presuming that in your neck of the woods, then don't refer to money as "a drink"?
17  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Running , good for losing fat? on: July 28, 2014, 08:39:02 PM
As an occasional runner - it's hard to say.

In the evenings, I do either a 5k run or a 30k bike ride.

A good pace run for me is 24:15 for the 5k - but that's in 32c/90f temperatures with usually around 55-60% humidity. If I'm elsewhere - like a recent trip top Chicago with 10c/50f  and 6% humidity, it takes me about 22 mins pushing it a bit.

I don't run long distances. Friends will tell me "you just did 22 mins exercise, what's the point in that?". I sweat like a blind lesbian in a fish market for about 40 mins after the run. It's just a short, hard run that leaves you feeling better afterwards.

I don't see this type of exercise as a big fat burner.  It's about 370 cals burnt according to my iPhone app. I guess if I was on a diet it might be but as it is, my weight stays fairly constant and only a change in what I eat seems to impact my weight. If I do restrict my calories, it drops off pretty quickly.

On the downside - my legs have definitely changed doing this. Not the twiggy marathon runner legs - but definitely smaller. I still squat twice a week but the running has pretty much dictated how my legs look now.

And Calves sure ain't grown either...
18  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / How much is "a drink"? on: July 28, 2014, 09:47:52 AM
So I've been away a while.

And to be honest, I've neglected the trips back.

So I was pretty regular going back to the UK till 2000 and then thought "fuck it" and didn't go back to the UK again till 2008.

Christmas morning I woke up on a mate's sofa and had to think about the trip home where undoubtedly my parents, wife, sister, son would all be waiting for me - probably to give me a bollocking for making them all wait for breakfast. The guy next door to my mates is a taxi driver and my mate gave him a buzz. He wasn't working - but considering it was just a 5 mile trip - no problem.

So anyway, we get to my house and I asked how much and he said "no, it's fine -have a good Christmas". I insisted and then he said "Ok - just get us a drink".

Now - for a second, I did actually consider going into the house and bringing him out a drink but even in my hung over state I figured he didn't mean that. I bunged him 20 quid and hoped that would cover it.

Then later in the trip, another friend was talking and he said "I'd give him a drink for that and a good drink too".

So "a drink" apparently is a unit of currency in the UK now and I still have no fucking idea how much "a drink" is or how much a "good drink" is or what other measurements drink comes in. Does it vary by county?

Can someone enlighten me? There's a drink in it for you.
19  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: lego land on: July 28, 2014, 06:51:28 AM
i wont go places like that

if im spending a shit load of money I don't see why I have to wear a burka

they expect the freedom to express their religion and dress codes when they come to Britain

I expect the same courtesy in return

Agreed.

I'd be somewhere like that - I'd worry about holding my 4 year old daughters hand when walking down the street.

Or demanding a peck on the cheek after buying the wife a prezzie.

Fuck that.
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Sev's new Facebook profile photo. on: July 28, 2014, 06:49:49 AM
Seems Isaac Newton might need to have a re-think...
21  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: The madness of the UK on: July 28, 2014, 02:10:54 AM
London is a play ground for millionaires, Russians Arabs ..etc the property market is one big money laundering/safe heaven for foreign assets. Then the rising middle class is Asia buying and bubble wrapping (leaving properties brand new empty) then sell iPhoto a huge profit

The rest you have low earners living in horrid accomodations and areas, then young professionals like me just abt squeezing in, but most move out and commute.

Sounds like most cities, that. Not just horrid accomodations but dangerous areas.

There's a few notable exceptions like Tokyo and Singapore where being on the lower end of the income scale doesnt mean you have to live somewhere less secure/more violent.
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The uk board is only to protect wimpy members on: July 27, 2014, 07:41:10 PM
You're a shared gimmick/troll account that shared by two dudes who put olive oil on each end of a broom stick, stick each end in their asses and have a third gay limbo on it.

Strong imagery in this post.
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Non-lifter crashes plane on FL beach. Kills 1, another in critical condition on: July 27, 2014, 07:32:45 PM
Presuming he knew those people were there - that is fucked up.
24  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: lego land on: July 27, 2014, 08:22:15 AM
Six and twelve

The six year old is Lego obsessed

We tend to do short trips

Because you can't chill on holidays as you are

Always trying to keep them amused

Thailand is the place to be.

It's a kid-friendly place. Sort of the opposite of the UK.

You walk into a pub with a kids in Thailand - not a disco or a wine bar - but a regular pub or restaurant - and instead of everyone rolling their eyes - they smile, talk to the kids and treat them like fellow humans.

In the UK - you walk into a restaurant with kids, it's like you walked in with ebola. People scowl at you. 

There's loads of places here set up specifically to cater for parents and kids so that they all enjoy the holiday. The Hard Rock Hotel in Pattaya has a kids room you can safely leave your younger kids for a few hours. Then a separate place you can leave your teen kids to do their thing. There's family suites your kids can be in bunk beds or playing an X-Box and you can be in your separate bedroom having a bit of afternoon pleasure. Even the hotel lounges let the kids in - so it's free cocktails at 6pm-7:30pm and a corner of the room lounge where kids can play games, whilst you relax with a glass of whatever.

Fucking pains me going to England with the kids now - it's like they expect you to stop living because you had kids. The way they treat kids in the UK is horrible too. Waiters and waitresses will always, without fail, engage with your kids. Do that in the UK, they'll get their heads kicked in for being pedo's.

Course - Thailand is no nirvana but as a parent - it shits on the UK.
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Have you ever had your taint rubbed just before busting? (bb related) on: July 26, 2014, 09:10:55 PM
It's like tickling. Doesn't work if you do it to yourself.
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