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1  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Wanking on: Today at 08:26:02 AM
So - which catalogue was standard in your house as a kid?

For me, it was Great Universal - underwear, swimwear and shower pages all got well used when I was an early teen.

Richer kid down the road always had access to Grattans. Definitely a better selection in there.

Course, now it's all inernet. Kids nowadays wouldn't know how to unpeel a dried out soggy porno mag found in a field. It's a lost art.
2  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Carol Voderman wins rear of the year for a 2nd time on: Today at 08:22:43 AM
I used to jack off to her as a teen when she was on Countdown.

Now she looks younger than me.

How is that possible?
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Jim Carrey: "Why You Shouldn't Fear Failure" on: Today at 08:16:49 AM
"I cannot be contained - because I am the container"

4  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: So - how British are you? on: Today at 06:54:47 AM
I am half english on my mothers side, but find Britishness distasteful in the sense that it considers itself a superior entity imposing itself on and subjugating other nations. That side of britishness needs to die off. Irish should in no way have to tolerate being lumped as part of the UK.

Come on - you are talking about the Empire - that is looooong dead and gone.

The only group in Britain that considers itself superior is all the feckin Muslims we let in.

As for Ireland being "lumped in as part of the UK" - North or South Ireland?

It's like saying Texas should not have to tolerate being lumped in as part of the US.

Sounds like you need a bit more English in you. Bend over. This wont hurt a bit.
5  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Any funny stories involving you and chavs? on: Today at 06:47:39 AM
Not really had much experience. Which could mean I actually am a Chav.

I do remember a comedian once saying.

"You ever been to Wolverhampton? Weird place. When I got there I thought I was in an Olympic village, there were that many people walking around in track suits".
6  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: So - how British are you? on: Today at 06:42:43 AM
Haha good one.

1. I order an indian takeaway every Friday night and watch a film with the Mrs and say stuff like "We should do this more often babe"
2. I wear socks and trainers to the beach in the summer  Grin
3. When buying a car, I lift up the bonnet, touch about 4 things I don't know what they are, give the engine a firm tap and say "I'll take it"


I hope you give the tyres a good kick as well...
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Another airplane disappears off radar in the air wtf is going on? on: Today at 06:41:12 AM
It crashed

Bingo - this isn't another Malaysia style fly off the rid - it's an African shit box that's gone down
8  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Best Uk Films on: July 23, 2014, 10:20:03 PM
Lest we forget...

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9  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Best Uk Films on: July 23, 2014, 07:26:42 PM

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Withnail and I

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10  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: So - how British are you? on: July 23, 2014, 07:22:12 PM
One side of mine is Welsh - Merthyr specifically.

Other side is Lancs.

My dad did the whole family tree thing and went back many generations.

At one point (to my shame), my family had the most generations living at any one time - which means there was a long & illustrious line of sluts getting knocked up at very early ages. I still have the newspaper clipping somewhere...
11  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Juniors insane asylum on: July 23, 2014, 05:36:18 PM
According to you my good friend apparently about 12  Grin

I think that's a bit too harsh, I would say 17 or 18 is more accurate.

One thing is for sure I don't behave like a normal 35 years old, or well at least not on this board  Smiley

I read some stuff you wrote about me while I was in time out that I was disappointed about, I always liked you and thought you sent me a lovely pm when I left last time.

I am referring to your accusation or implication that I had something to do with your Facebook being "mirrored" etc or scamming your friend.

I hope you are sensible enough to realize I would never do or endorse such a thing.

But you do set your Canadian friend to "get" people and threaten their kids.

So mirroring Facebook is hardly the worst of your sins.
12  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: So - how British are you? on: July 23, 2014, 05:34:26 PM
Aren't the royals Germans anyway?

Bit like our car industry...
13  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / So - how British are you? on: July 23, 2014, 09:39:37 AM
Obviously, we need to maintain certain standards here, so how British are you?

My own qualifications:

I think a crisp sandwich made with French stick bread & Walkers Cheese & Onion is Fusion food
I have a Thai wife (all the rage in the UK now I hear)
Whenever I see a Jag, Mini, Aston Martin, Bentley or Rolls - I tell my non-Brit friends "that's a British car" - even though I know the truth
I think Chinese take-aways actually make the best chips
I have no idea what that jelly stuff is in pork pies but I put up with it anyway
I've fucked a girl while she was eating and/or throwing up
I can't name more than 5 members of the Royal Family
I think the work British is synonymous with English and I think the Welsh, Scottish & Irish should just get used to being called English too
14  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 23, 2014, 09:26:41 AM
I'm assuming juice isn't a variable here.  

I think this is a safe assumption!
15  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: All Things British on: July 23, 2014, 02:21:57 AM
Up the empire!

Can we get a proper spell checker on here too?
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 22, 2014, 06:56:57 AM
So much fail in this post/life.

  • The very thought that at 32 chemical assistance would even be an issue is sad. Not just for you, for any 'man' under sixty.
  • It took you twelve years to girlishly manipulate a woman into doing something that you should have gotten when asked (and not asked) from day one of your relationship.
  • You both work and have a kid. How impressive. That of course leaves you without even 15 minutes daily to have sex. Maybe you should bang your wife more often, instead of posting endless diatribes here -- which oddly enough you seem to have plenty of time for.

Have to agree

My wife adapted to my natural needs...errr.... when we met.

That's why she became my wife.

I detect an undertone of sexual insecurity in the Uberman.
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 22, 2014, 06:52:22 AM

Her niece is 27.

Wouldn't look @ her twice normally - but you know how it is with forbidden fruit.
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Today's Veterans wear it like a badge whereas our forefathers kept quiet on: July 21, 2014, 07:47:33 PM
I understand why people who have recently been in service would want to display their accomplishments, it is fresh and at this point in their lives very meaningful and I have no problem with it.

What I do not get is some old guy wearing all his regalia from Vietnam everyday, its been 40 years. If you want to wear it on occasions that is understandable, but all the time? Let it go.

I had an uncle who was a true bad ass. CIA Vietnam, behind the iron curtain type operations he never made a big deal about it.

He died a couple years ago, his old buddies told us stories of what Gene did at his funeral, the guy was hardcore.

lol - CIA Badass that never made a big deal out of it - yet he still told you he was a CIA Badass doing behind the iron curtains type operations.

My guess is he was in logistics.

My friend in the airborne was part of a team whose job it was to capture enemy targets. Basically, certain people were identified as potentially good sources of intel and his job was to ask then nicely to come in for a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits....

...and he now occasionally wears a hat with "Airborne..." on it.

I think we can give them that can't we?
19  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 21, 2014, 07:41:43 PM
I asked my wife the other day "Babe do you think about me when you are masturbating?" She replies "Of course I do"

I knew she was lying, but it doesn't matter. I'm not about to tell her I think about her mother while I masturbate, so we can be 'honest' with eachother  Roll Eyes

Good point - whilst honesty and opennes about this is healthy, if my wife knew about my thoughts for her neice, I think I'd be in deep shit.
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Today's Veterans wear it like a badge whereas our forefathers kept quiet on: July 21, 2014, 07:14:05 AM
I don't have a problem exactly. It's just a bit strange seeing guys aged 30 milking their time in the service whereas our fathers and grandfathers did their duty to really protect our freedom and yet NEVER talked about it again.

Lest we forge the REAL heroes against tyranny.

They are simply wearing hats & t-shirts.

What do you propose - a ban on clothing with "veteran" on it?

My buddy fought in Vietnam, he's in his 60s now - a great guy. He'll talk about what he did there as an airborne ranger if asked. He neither brags about it nor hides it if asked.

Last time he came over, he had a hat on that I presume was representing his unit over there. Can't remember which unit but said "Airborne" and left you with no doubt he was a vet.

Looked pretty cool to me to be honest.
21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Best Prank EVER on: July 21, 2014, 03:56:23 AM
Call me a bore - but I think it's not cool to scare the shite out of children like this.
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 20, 2014, 06:59:32 PM
So you are unable to give an orgasm to your woman and she has to use sex toys to get off, you are a fucking disgrace just find an alpha male to make your woman cum while you watch since you are not a real man.

lol - typical reply from a sexually repressed closet homosexual.

I presume you don't really jerk off then, right? When you are in a relationship every time you cum, it's with your partner? There's never a single time when you just want a release and can't be bothered with the rigmarole of satisfying someone else in the process?

I guess you also never look forward to that time of the month when you can lie back and get a BJ because she's got her period and can't participate without fucking the sheets up. Me - I think it's heavenly just lying back and getting sucked off when I have to do nothing in return.

Anyway - guess what, this is going to come as a shock - but chicks feel exactly the same sometimes.

If you grow up and actually get to the point where you can be in a relationship where you openly discuss these issues with your partner, you'll find that sometimes women just want a release and can't be bothered with the whole sex thing.

Next time a woman you know goes & has a 45 minute bath and comes out really relaxed - you might want to consider that it wasn't the herbal bubble bath that has her so laid back.
23  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: This Is What Your Future Holds America! on: July 20, 2014, 07:43:03 AM

Whoever can watch it the longest wins!! Start at :30

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So 2 black lesbians came up and got gifted the competition because they were double-minoritied?

Or was it just a guy comp and the best guy won?

'cause I sure heard the word guy was more commonly used than any other.

Apart from that, there was no actual debate going on.

Fucking pitiful.

24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 20, 2014, 07:23:10 AM
Simple question.

Does she? How do you know? Do you talk about it?

My missus does. Sometimes, I'll be fucking her and it's going nowhere and I'll look down and say "you've had the toys out today haven't you?". An answer to the affirmative is basically a green card to go for it and not worry too much about her popping one off herself.

Anyway - is this a taboo topic in your relationship and if so - why?
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Obama is clearly pussing out on: July 19, 2014, 10:04:31 PM
OK this quote is for first three replies, however this one is the most retarded and completely missed my point.

If it was a deliberate act as a result of Russian actions (encouraging revolt and supplying the weapons used) is it not a complete negation of responsibilities for the US president to call it a tragedy? The Netherlands are a NATO country and the flight left from Amsterdam with Dutch passengers.

If unsure, say we await conclusive determination. If it is Russian involvement, direct or indirect, condemn it, justify recent sanctions and use it as leverage to force Russia out of Ukraine (who the fuck can support shooting down an Asian airline... you know, near China, Russia's friend). You can back Putin into an apology but Obama missed a trick.

Next time you reply use your head.

Precedent says it's a tragedy & let's move on....

According to Ronald Reagan that is..

Iran Air Flight 655 was an Iran Air civilian passenger flight from Tehran to Dubai that was shot down by the United States Navy guided missile cruiser USS Vincennes on 3 July 1988. The attack took place in Iranian airspace, over Iran's territorial waters in the Persian Gulf, and on the flight's usual flight path. The aircraft, an Airbus A300 B2-203, was destroyed by SM-2MR surface-to-air missiles fired from the Vincennes.

According to the United States Government, the crew incorrectly identified the Iranian Airbus A300 as an attacking F-14 Tomcat fighter (a plane made in the United States and operated at that time by only two forces worldwide, the United States Navy and the Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force).

The event generated a great deal of controversy and criticism of the United States. Some analysts have blamed U.S. military commanders and the captain of Vincennes for reckless and aggressive behavior in a tense and dangerous environment.

The United States did not apologize to Iran. In 1996, the United States and Iran reached "an agreement in full and final settlement of all disputes, differences, claims, counterclaims" relating to the incident at the International Court of Justice As part of the settlement, the United States did not admit legal liability but agreed to pay US$61.8 million, amounting to $213,103.45 per passenger, in compensation to the families of the Iranian victims.

So basically, not even an apology required but maybe a few hunnerd thousand dollars per head.
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