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26  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: The Only Person I am Truly Scared of on Getbig on: April 15, 2014, 12:26:39 AM
according to uncle junior the police have me under surveillance and will only move on me on his say so---ill ship you some whatsapp screenshots via text

The man is delusional.
27  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: how poor were you growing up??? on: April 15, 2014, 12:20:01 AM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13JK5kChbRw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13JK5kChbRw</a>
28  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: how poor were you growing up??? on: April 15, 2014, 12:18:27 AM
We were so poor, my folks used to buy all our clothes from the ex-army store.

For 10 years, I went to school dressed as a Japanese General.
29  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: what city has the hottest women you have ever seen? on: April 14, 2014, 11:39:52 PM
Depends what you like.

Western women - Copenhagen or Amsterdam

Asian women - Singapore

That covers my own likes!
30  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Random pics on: April 14, 2014, 11:32:32 PM


No pause button?
31  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Shizzo you fat ugly degenerate cuuuunt! on: April 14, 2014, 11:32:49 AM
I'm beginning to feel Joons pain here. You buy yourself a friend on the interweb and he stabs you in the back with tales of masturbatory delights?

What is the world coming to when you cant rely on a mate bought & paid for.
32  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Shizzo you fat ugly degenerate cuuuunt! on: April 14, 2014, 11:29:15 AM
Uncle June - why did you send Shizzo $1250?  

Well, if you were surrounded by gangsters, poker stars, drug dealers and hit men all day, wouldn't you want to buy yourself some regular friends?
33  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Shizzo you fat ugly degenerate cuuuunt! on: April 14, 2014, 11:26:03 AM

Uncle Junior. The attic gangster. Does your mother ask your henchmen to take their shoes off when they go up the attic for a sit-down?  Grin

She makes them tea and gives them chocolate Hob Nobs too
34  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Shizzo you fat ugly degenerate cuuuunt! on: April 14, 2014, 11:17:22 AM
Bring it on fuck face, get on phone to your lawyers.

I am waiting.


Make your mind up.

On minute threatening physical harm, next minute lawyers at dawn.
35  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Shizzo you fat ugly degenerate cuuuunt! on: April 14, 2014, 11:01:06 AM
No worries, appears Joon is merely a gobshite.

Well, admittedly he could be a well connected gangsta who announced his crimes on da interweb in advance.

Joon, can you send your 2 hitmen to me after they finish with Shiz?

Make sure they are packing heat. My freezer needs defrosting.
36  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Shizzo you fat ugly degenerate cuuuunt! on: April 14, 2014, 10:42:12 AM
I feel hard done by. Joon only paid me $7.50

On the bright side, i didnt have to go out of my way and i was due a wank anyway.
37  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Shizzo you fat ugly degenerate cuuuunt! on: April 14, 2014, 10:37:11 AM
Has to be said. Credit where its due. The $750 masturbate gag was comedy gold.

If someone other than Shizzo had done it, there would be much adulation.

Best part was, so many people believed it. That what pisses Jewn off the most.

Methinks Joon doth protest too much about all this though.
38  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Shizzo you fat ugly degenerate cuuuunt! on: April 14, 2014, 10:27:26 AM
I have nothing to do with any troll jobs with Junior.

I am trying to keep my new leaf turned over. Its kind of hard to just be another poster, when everyone seems to fixate on you.

Whatever Joon is doing, he is doing it on his own.

Now that I plan on staying sober, maybe things will be more positive.

You guys have to help me help you. Even I am sick of all this Shizzo talk.

Im out of this thread.

Listen very carefully.

Nothing is about to happen.

Joon is what is known in the uk as a 'gobshite'

A bit like PT - claiming all these connections. All the gangsta talk.

Yet he lives in mommies attic.

But he is coming the big "i am" publicly on the interweb. Real career crim is Joon.

You cant be gobby and connected. The two are polar opposites.
39  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Just Dont,...Really on: April 14, 2014, 09:53:21 AM
Face it, Josh, you never did the did.

Why do I get the feeling that phrase is gonna stick around?
40  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: Interracial Couple Receives Racist Note From Valet Parking on: April 14, 2014, 07:20:30 AM
I can't believe no one mentioned his epic haircut.

I was being polite. I presumed he'd had an accident of some sort.
41  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I have taken my last drink for the next 4 days. This is my road to semi sobriety on: April 14, 2014, 07:09:01 AM
I have half a bottle of Svedka Orange Creamsicle vodka left. Should I drink it? You know for the memories...

After the week, I think I just might go longer if I can. Maybe it is wiser to give it up altogether.

Nope - you already adjusted the plans once.

At some point, you need to take the week off you said you were going to take.

Pour it down the sink, give it away or admit you are a complete failure and vow never to start a "quit drinking" thread on getbig ever again.
42  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Mountain Bikes - 29 inches??? on: April 14, 2014, 07:06:36 AM
Where is that path? I would be one day dream away from going in the water.

East of Bangkok... was out today again. I don't think they are actually 2 meters wide anywhere - I think 1.5 meters tops.

This is the route - just under 30k



The canal paths go on forever. They used to call Bangkok "The Venice of the East" - of course downtown it's not navigable - but out here, you can go for hours and hours on these canal paths. I have barely scratched the surface. A lot of fun.

Tonight I was out and there was a 4 foot lizard in my path - too bad there were a bunch of angry dogs around and I didn't get a shot off...

For those that know Bangkok - Sukhumvit 77 is along the bottom. This route is 26k off road and 4k on.
43  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: You know, I thought this would be a slow Sunday... on: April 14, 2014, 02:01:33 AM

My ass has already been severely handed back to me today by Josh, I won first few rounds weeks ago but he won today, I have to give him credit.

I think I am still up like 3-1...Meh, hate losing, sucks.

I am such a bad loser, seriously!
xx


Sending him money was a win for you?
44  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: alcoholic donald smith the cage fighter on: April 14, 2014, 12:31:03 AM
What do you even call 'men' that work 'reception'?

Anything you want, obviously.
45  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I have taken my last drink for the next 4 days. This is my road to semi sobriety on: April 14, 2014, 12:22:23 AM
uhm what, that's like 11 beers???


how do people actually like this

just have one, or two max

Depends on the beer - say 2 units per beer - makes about 48 beers worth.

Or a lighter strength beer - about 90 beers worth.

I think he's lying at this point.
46  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I have taken my last drink for the next 4 days. This is my road to semi sobriety on: April 14, 2014, 12:17:14 AM
2.75 Liters as of sunday night.

OK - so 2750ml * 35 proof = 96250

Divide that by 1000 & you have 96 units of alcohol and change.

Recommended limit is 3-4 units per day. Or 28 units total per week - so you drank 3.5 weeks worth in a weekend.

So now 7 days off and another 96 units in 3-4 days?

I'm not sure I really believe you any more - but if you really did drink this amount and this is normal for you - you are going to die very young.
47  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Mountain Bikes - 29 inches??? on: April 13, 2014, 11:49:59 PM
Here's my current bike - with road tires on and the "canal path pedals".



I do have clip in shoes & pedals but the canal paths I ride on are 1.5 meters wide in places with a 6-9 feet drop either side. They have dogs too on there.



This is one of the better maintained paths - almost 2 meters across. I guess. I'd say 60% of my rides are on these, then the rest split between roads and dirt tracks. Those road tires have killed my wrists on the tracks but the things just never puncture.

When a dog comes along and is aggressive, I tend to put my bike between myself and the dog and chase them off. I did used to just ride past them but then I got bitten badly by a nutty dog and had to have rabies jabs.

I'm not sure what sort of pedals to get this time round, is there any new tech pedal-wise? Specifically in stuff that's really fast to get out with so you don't end up in a Thai canal or dog food?

Any anti-dog tech I'd be interested in too!
48  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Junior on: April 13, 2014, 09:59:15 PM

I then say he is mentally unstable to which he replies he is more mentally unstable than me and makes me look like a child.

I imagine this is the reason he lives in his mothers attic and not on his own...
49  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: New Breakthrough Pushes Tranny Technology Into The Future on: April 13, 2014, 05:55:57 PM


http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303603904579493682196167594?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702303603904579493682196167594.html

Scientists have successfully grown vaginas in a laboratory and implanted them into four teenage patients.

The new organs have been given to women born with MRKH - Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome, a rare genetic condition in which the vagina and uterus are underdeveloped or absent.
The treatment could also potentially be applied to patients with vaginal cancer or injuries, according to the U.S. researchers.


Tissue biopsies, MRI scans and internal exams using magnification all showed that the engineered vaginas were similar in makeup and function to native tissue

I'm no expert but that looks more like a next-gen fleshlight than a vagine to me.
50  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Just Dont,...Really on: April 13, 2014, 05:24:44 PM
i dont get it, sorry im dim

Dim or just coconut-free?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8</a>
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