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26  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Whats the better car for a bodybuilder-2008 Aston Martin DB9 or 2008 Vantage? on: July 25, 2014, 08:20:37 AM
Neither vehicle would be suitable as living accomodation at the Santa Monica end of Venice Beach...
27  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Russians are firing artillery into Ukraine on: July 25, 2014, 08:18:36 AM
So what?

Maybe Ukraine has WMDs that would be a threat to Russia within 45 minutes.

28  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Botched Execution Bullshit on: July 25, 2014, 08:16:29 AM
Did he died?
29  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Juniors insane asylum on: July 25, 2014, 08:09:21 AM

Wrong on both counts. The facts are as follows.

Me and Josh are close, I helped him a bunch in real life because despite the things he as done in the past I emphasize with his medical condition and believe everyone has through the power of belief and hard work the power to change and deserves a chance in life.

The reason I sympathize with Josh so much was because I lived first hand with my x fiance through her condition (borderline personality disorder) and despite the hell she put me through I loved her unconditionally and recognized she was ill. I went to great lengths to get her therapy and support her and mentor her as best as I could and now she has vastly improved and passed her law degree.

Also the fact that she had a miscarriage through recklessness of my unborn child affected me deeply and is something I have never gotten over.

Josh has gotten to really get on with me and likes me tremendously and I like him because I know deep down he is a good person, especially when you get to know him.

So when people attack me on the board he tries to defend me and gets agitated by it, its how his mind works.

I have told Josh many times about the right and wrong ways to go about things and I believe he is in the right track and has improved tremendously too although there is lots of work to be done.

With regards to yourself your information was volunteered to me, it was not something I specifically asked for.

You slandered me, accused me of lying, made many insults, for many months  all of which by the way have been disproven through my real life friendships formed with people like Bigmc and Skorp10 who know the truth etc.

Maybe that was your bit of fun and maybe I got carried away too with all the board stuff.

My gripe with you was that you kept  bringing my mother into it and my family and felt you could bully me by repeatedly lying through your teeth and hoping your lies would stick.

Unfortunately for you that's not something I tolerate or approve of.

As far as I am concerned its forgotten and in the past and I am not bothered by it.

If you want to carry on feel free you will get as good as you give.

Or if you simply don't like me that's fine the feeling is mutual, lets agree to stay out of each others way and then we won't have any problems for the sake and spirit of this new board and out of respect to other members.

Currently you are the one posting in my thread.

If you want to have reasonable and rational discussion no problem feel free to express yourself.

If you want to be a dick, start hurling insults at my family or me you will receive similar treatment and I am not the sort of person to ever back off.

Here is the skinny.

You made a threat to take this off the board. Specifically to pay someone to 'get me'

You then posted what you thought was my ip address based on admin info from Josh's board.

Josh then started to threaten my children, amongst other things.

You crossed a line there.

Timing was not a coincidence.

I dont know your personal details but sooner or later it will come out.

At that point, you can be assured that I will respond to what you have done.

Does not matter to me that the punch you threw never landed, only that you threw it.

You dont fuck with a mans kids. Not without it coming back to you.

Oh - for the record, everyone here knows you have a penchant for stretching the truth, so calling you out on  your more outlandish bullshit isnt damaging your rep here at all.
30  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Carol Voderman wins rear of the year for a 2nd time on: July 25, 2014, 06:31:11 AM
Was nt there a guy on here a few years back now who reckoned he used to deliver coke regularly to Carol Vorderman at her place in the Cotdswolds. Always off her face on it apparently.

She looks too good to have a long term charlie habit
31  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Teeth on: July 25, 2014, 06:28:00 AM
I have a Geordie mate out in Chicago.

Terrible gnashers on him - always has...

Not quite qualifier for the top spot in The Pogues but not a million miles off either.

Went to see him a few months ago and now its all straight & white.

I was obviously dissapointed with him but being a Brit, I of course said fuck all...
32  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Wanking on: July 24, 2014, 08:26:02 AM
So - which catalogue was standard in your house as a kid?

For me, it was Great Universal - underwear, swimwear and shower pages all got well used when I was an early teen.

Richer kid down the road always had access to Grattans. Definitely a better selection in there.

Course, now it's all inernet. Kids nowadays wouldn't know how to unpeel a dried out soggy porno mag found in a field. It's a lost art.
33  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Carol Voderman wins rear of the year for a 2nd time on: July 24, 2014, 08:22:43 AM
I used to jack off to her as a teen when she was on Countdown.

Now she looks younger than me.

How is that possible?
34  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Jim Carrey: "Why You Shouldn't Fear Failure" on: July 24, 2014, 08:16:49 AM
"I cannot be contained - because I am the container"

35  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: So - how British are you? on: July 24, 2014, 06:54:47 AM
I am half english on my mothers side, but find Britishness distasteful in the sense that it considers itself a superior entity imposing itself on and subjugating other nations. That side of britishness needs to die off. Irish should in no way have to tolerate being lumped as part of the UK.

Come on - you are talking about the Empire - that is looooong dead and gone.

The only group in Britain that considers itself superior is all the feckin Muslims we let in.

As for Ireland being "lumped in as part of the UK" - North or South Ireland?

It's like saying Texas should not have to tolerate being lumped in as part of the US.

Sounds like you need a bit more English in you. Bend over. This wont hurt a bit.
36  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Any funny stories involving you and chavs? on: July 24, 2014, 06:47:39 AM
Not really had much experience. Which could mean I actually am a Chav.

I do remember a comedian once saying.

"You ever been to Wolverhampton? Weird place. When I got there I thought I was in an Olympic village, there were that many people walking around in track suits".
37  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: So - how British are you? on: July 24, 2014, 06:42:43 AM
Haha good one.

1. I order an indian takeaway every Friday night and watch a film with the Mrs and say stuff like "We should do this more often babe"
2. I wear socks and trainers to the beach in the summer  Grin
3. When buying a car, I lift up the bonnet, touch about 4 things I don't know what they are, give the engine a firm tap and say "I'll take it"


I hope you give the tyres a good kick as well...
38  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Another airplane disappears off radar in the air wtf is going on? on: July 24, 2014, 06:41:12 AM
It crashed

Bingo - this isn't another Malaysia style fly off the rid - it's an African shit box that's gone down
39  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Best Uk Films on: July 23, 2014, 10:20:03 PM
Lest we forget...

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40  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Best Uk Films on: July 23, 2014, 07:26:42 PM

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41  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: So - how British are you? on: July 23, 2014, 07:22:12 PM
One side of mine is Welsh - Merthyr specifically.

Other side is Lancs.

My dad did the whole family tree thing and went back many generations.

At one point (to my shame), my family had the most generations living at any one time - which means there was a long & illustrious line of sluts getting knocked up at very early ages. I still have the newspaper clipping somewhere...
42  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: Juniors insane asylum on: July 23, 2014, 05:36:18 PM
According to you my good friend apparently about 12  Grin

I think that's a bit too harsh, I would say 17 or 18 is more accurate.

One thing is for sure I don't behave like a normal 35 years old, or well at least not on this board  Smiley

I read some stuff you wrote about me while I was in time out that I was disappointed about, I always liked you and thought you sent me a lovely pm when I left last time.

I am referring to your accusation or implication that I had something to do with your Facebook being "mirrored" etc or scamming your friend.

I hope you are sensible enough to realize I would never do or endorse such a thing.

But you do set your Canadian friend to "get" people and threaten their kids.

So mirroring Facebook is hardly the worst of your sins.
43  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: So - how British are you? on: July 23, 2014, 05:34:26 PM
Aren't the royals Germans anyway?

Bit like our car industry...
44  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / So - how British are you? on: July 23, 2014, 09:39:37 AM
Obviously, we need to maintain certain standards here, so how British are you?

My own qualifications:

I think a crisp sandwich made with French stick bread & Walkers Cheese & Onion is Fusion food
I have a Thai wife (all the rage in the UK now I hear)
Whenever I see a Jag, Mini, Aston Martin, Bentley or Rolls - I tell my non-Brit friends "that's a British car" - even though I know the truth
I think Chinese take-aways actually make the best chips
I have no idea what that jelly stuff is in pork pies but I put up with it anyway
I've fucked a girl while she was eating and/or throwing up
I can't name more than 5 members of the Royal Family
I think the work British is synonymous with English and I think the Welsh, Scottish & Irish should just get used to being called English too
45  Getbig Alternative Boards / Relationship Talk, Questions, Pictures & More! (18+) / Re: Unable to ejaculate from vaginal sex on: July 23, 2014, 09:26:41 AM
I'm assuming juice isn't a variable here.  

I think this is a safe assumption!
46  Getbig Bodybuilding Boards / UK Getbig Bodybuilding and More / Re: All Things British on: July 23, 2014, 02:21:57 AM
Up the empire!

Can we get a proper spell checker on here too?
47  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 22, 2014, 06:56:57 AM
So much fail in this post/life.

  • The very thought that at 32 chemical assistance would even be an issue is sad. Not just for you, for any 'man' under sixty.
  • It took you twelve years to girlishly manipulate a woman into doing something that you should have gotten when asked (and not asked) from day one of your relationship.
  • You both work and have a kid. How impressive. That of course leaves you without even 15 minutes daily to have sex. Maybe you should bang your wife more often, instead of posting endless diatribes here -- which oddly enough you seem to have plenty of time for.

Have to agree

My wife adapted to my natural needs...errr.... when we met.

That's why she became my wife.

I detect an undertone of sexual insecurity in the Uberman.
48  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 22, 2014, 06:52:22 AM

Her niece is 27.

Wouldn't look @ her twice normally - but you know how it is with forbidden fruit.
49  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Today's Veterans wear it like a badge whereas our forefathers kept quiet on: July 21, 2014, 07:47:33 PM
I understand why people who have recently been in service would want to display their accomplishments, it is fresh and at this point in their lives very meaningful and I have no problem with it.

What I do not get is some old guy wearing all his regalia from Vietnam everyday, its been 40 years. If you want to wear it on occasions that is understandable, but all the time? Let it go.

I had an uncle who was a true bad ass. CIA Vietnam, behind the iron curtain type operations he never made a big deal about it.

He died a couple years ago, his old buddies told us stories of what Gene did at his funeral, the guy was hardcore.

lol - CIA Badass that never made a big deal out of it - yet he still told you he was a CIA Badass doing behind the iron curtains type operations.

My guess is he was in logistics.

My friend in the airborne was part of a team whose job it was to capture enemy targets. Basically, certain people were identified as potentially good sources of intel and his job was to ask then nicely to come in for a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits....

...and he now occasionally wears a hat with "Airborne..." on it.

I think we can give them that can't we?
50  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Does your girlfriend/wife masturbate? on: July 21, 2014, 07:41:43 PM
I asked my wife the other day "Babe do you think about me when you are masturbating?" She replies "Of course I do"

I knew she was lying, but it doesn't matter. I'm not about to tell her I think about her mother while I masturbate, so we can be 'honest' with eachother  Roll Eyes

Good point - whilst honesty and opennes about this is healthy, if my wife knew about my thoughts for her neice, I think I'd be in deep shit.
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