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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Thought i should comment on the ALS hysteria nonsense on: Today at 07:02:42 AM
Except that actually is something wrong with it.  It's just the new way to take a selfie.  Ego driven like everything else.   

Good for them though, raising the money.  Keep funding that endless research that hasn't cured anything in the last 100 years.  Yay science!

x2 - obvious self worship
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Megalodan eats 9 foot great white shark??? on: Today at 04:57:31 AM


Hahahaha - A+
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Blood And Guts Special Edition on: Today at 04:52:56 AM
"Mighty pullovers!"  "Let's get nasty!"

Best training video ever.

x2

Very charming and raw - unique and funny vibe.
4  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What Did You Wanna Be When You Grew Up? on: Today at 04:50:35 AM
or Commander of Auschwitz  Cheesy

Good goy boy, for 9.99 minus taxes this master piece of jewelry is yours - 12.99 you won't regret investing.  Smiley
5  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Infected Ebola patients flee after attack on Liberia clinic on: Today at 04:41:54 AM


 Grin Grin Grin
6  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: PSYCHO GIRLFRIEND Qu'est-ce que c'est... on: Today at 04:41:12 AM
Im 4 6  420 pounds, the idea a woman remotely attractive could do that to me, makes me hard as steel.

Bipedal Salisbury steak of peace  Cheesy
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: This is officially the tipping point, men are fucked in the dating market on: Today at 04:38:21 AM
Lotta getbiggers in that comment section

 Grin Grin Grin
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Torn bicep on: Today at 04:37:30 AM


 Angry

She just loves Mickey for what he is  Cheesy
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Jason Genova benches 3 plates on: Today at 04:34:03 AM
The melatonin-ized uncle fester with the belly and the twitches is the head of the muscle midget zoo.
If Lee joined the crew it would be a complete 360 of insanity.
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Torn bicep on: August 20, 2014, 12:34:05 PM
Arm wrestling is more often than not a loss.
I wonder how the pros get away with having surreal force working on their joints and ligaments for years.
Brzenk comes to mind - he isn't even big compared to some of his opponents and yet has endured some cruel wear and tear.
11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Some jerkoff approached me with this icebucket bullshit on: August 20, 2014, 12:27:02 PM
The majority of the money raised doesn't go to research. It goes to salaries and marketing.

x2 - ye old scam with useful idiots.
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Female teacher on rape charges after having affair with student on: August 20, 2014, 12:25:33 PM
I wish I had a teacher like this. Angry

Penile school doctrine of peace.
13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Allen Iverson Begging for spare change in Atlanta on: August 20, 2014, 07:41:18 AM
Racism took his money!
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: How do people just tolerate being average. on: August 20, 2014, 07:38:45 AM
You should always strive to bring out the best in you - although it's all relative to your potential.
Some people have fight to be below average while others can cruise along at a high level. Those who are outstanding relative to their base are the really good ones.
People like Leonhard Euler, John Brzenk, Donald Knuth and a mountain heap of others have excelled by making optimal use of an extra ordinary base.
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Guess Who? on: August 19, 2014, 02:37:28 PM
It's the son PrimeMuscle and Billy Joel had.
Billy "Prime Meat" Joel Jr. - very talented sword crosser.
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Brother moving to College and finds out he's living with a neckbeard on: August 19, 2014, 02:32:09 PM
Time to put on a Fedora and enter the fray.
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick? on: August 19, 2014, 02:11:34 PM
There are a few very young women who go for older dudes - 50+.
"Miss M." was around 23, pretty hot/good money/bored whore, and used to "date" an older dude who was busily urinating on her during love session.
Dude had quite the nerve - he was never shy to state how young women would get wet around him...


I like his sneaky humor  Cheesy
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: What Did You Wanna Be When You Grew Up? on: August 19, 2014, 12:16:51 PM
Astronaut/Doctor.
Quite the cliche.
19  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I just got banned from a star trek message board. on: August 19, 2014, 12:15:13 PM
funny you should talk about "klingons".. looks like you like anal yourself looking at your profile text. 

You're quite the dangerous old man.

20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Books written by getbiggers on: August 19, 2014, 10:24:16 AM
"White Voyage"
Destination playground.
Something unspeakable is drawing near - insidious, retired, hairy... the great white on four wheels. Relive the horrors of being 4'11", lured, transported, sedated by high blood sugar and finally locked in a badly refurbished Koala cage... full of antiquated droplets.
[Contains tasteful photography of coast lines and a highly recommended peek into "Void Machines - Infinitely Useless"]
Huh

"Getting it off your chest"
...A passionate story about a "huge hearted" woman who wanted love but got hit hard by a rectal ejection of a midget in heat. PTSD of the erotic kind - highly recommended.
["Contains a free chapter from "Cybersex past 50" and "Continent Basile"]
Huh


"Dimension Caltabos"

...meet Huh, a 50 year old ex athlete who's been saving money for all his life to buy a used tractor. Suddenly he's losing even more hair and the voices in his head are getting louder... will he go for a lead insulated wig or travel the aeons?
["Contains full color x-rays of Jason Statham"]
Huh


"Slaves Of Gain"
...the 21st century if full of amazing discoveries but there's a definite scientific enigma on the horizon. Alchemist and land owner Huh takes us beyond EMS stimulation as he explains that the number 112 225 is to muscle what PI is to math.
["Contains textual previews of 'My Little Hitler' and 'Forced Labor - A Dark Passion' "]
Huh

21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Naturals and Their Jealousy on: August 19, 2014, 09:02:32 AM
Love your watch Nick - how many kitties past hello is it when you open your restaurant?
22  Getbig Main Boards / General Topics / Re: I just got banned from a star trek message board. on: August 19, 2014, 08:58:42 AM
Get Donny to have a word with the mods, he is respected over there

Beast of a man - even the Klingons fear him.
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Anyone here lie about their age to get a chick? on: August 19, 2014, 08:57:29 AM
If you're looking the part - do so.
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Who said BB would dress like shit!!?? on: August 19, 2014, 08:55:47 AM
Even his eyes have mutated into turtles.
On a more positive note - he's still looking fantastic. Insane arms.
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Expendables 3 - WTF?? Arnie and Jet Li are Gay in it? on: August 19, 2014, 08:53:58 AM
Arnold trying to establish the sexual orientation "mexican man maid".
After all he's a maid man.
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