this is said to be the thing that broke up joe dimaggio and maryilin oh so many years ago.the wind blowing up her dress thing that is.

I miss the Sopranos

completely fucked up that bentley.  why in the world wouldn't he keep the stock wheels on it?  your thoughts, parker?

40+ days of no meat no fish (nothing with a face) no dairy....but I only do Fridays (sometimes ) and I do fish....all carbs good to go (that's why our priests are FAT) and shellfish.

He lets me ride his horses any time I want.  

with some olive oil and salt. lets see what kinda of nutrition i can get out of cooked grass

i know i cant get anything out of raw grass but cooked im pretty sure i can attain lots of crazy nutrition

What is it about professional cycling that necessitates the most drug use/abuse out of all other pro sports?

I know PEDs are rampant among almost every pro sport, but is it true what they say about cyclers or does the media just sensationalize the usage of this one niche sport?

some people i knew pranked me one night

they drove by and stuck a kalashikov out the window prentending to go and shoot me

i didnt know it was them and figured "oh well this is it" and continued walking at the same pace in the same direction waiting for final relief

to my surprise nothing happened and suddenly the car was gone
later that week it was revealed to me this was a prank

what's a speedball?

Kind of ironic, your childhood sickness is because of the combination of your Mothers and your Fathers shitty genes.  If anything you should be mad at him for having passed on some piss poor genes.

Your dad is the type of guy that needs a good kick in the balls everytime he said something stupid.

Telling someone their weak because of mental illness is silly...You wouldn't go around and tell someone they were weak for having cancer or heart disease etc. The brain like any other organ can become fukced. Mental illness is never a black or white issue...

 Any one ever have thoughts of suicide?

You may be right.  But just to ruin your theory...... Porn star Sasha Grey (who did nasty porn unlike me) ended up as Vinny Chase's girlfriend on HBO's "Entourage" for an entire season? And under her screen name too.

And Showtime had "Hung" about a gigalo school teacher   ..... and  "Confessions of a Call Girl".....

So where does that leave us?

Now Grant here...he should have his own reality show on HBO or Showtime. He could really break the Pornstar stereotype .. He's a great guy, excellent physique, can fight..spars verbally with jackasses and haters on Getbig..has had tons of beautiful women from all over the world...and who knows how many  awesome adventures . This would be a show worth watching...not this ignorant skinny bitch. I'm tired of stupidity being rewarded.
Let's petition the networks for "The Grant Michaels Show." I'm serious about this. I know it would be a hit.
 Are you up for it Grant?

LOL.... all because she is too lazy to walk for 45 seconds

I used to have this Delta88... it was a 1984 olds.... would sputter without stopping when I turned it off. I had to shut it down in neutral every time, then scoot it to park.

Me and a friend were held at gunpoint for the better part of an hour...I had a friend who was managing a Television store at I45 and Little York...I stopped in a half hour before closing so we could go to dinner after he closed and watch Monty Python at his place...Some guys came in shortly before closing and held the place up,...held guns on us and tied us up in the back room,...backed a truck up to the store and started to load...after about an hour past the closing time, the district manager called the store,...This scared the robbers away,...we were tied back to back and the only way to get to the phone was for my friend to lean back while I knocked the phone off the hook...The district manager asked for my friend,...I don't know why I did what I did next, but I said, absolute quote,..."He can't come to the phone right now,...he's all tied up!"

We laughed until the cops showed up...

and I am sure that we would have been killed if the phone had not rang...

Also as a result...I am never chosen to be on a jury.