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1  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Sly Stallone and Scat on: November 10, 2009, 02:23:04 PM
I am trying to gather some info on Sly.  For example, is Sly a scat fetishist?  Someone must know.
2  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Looking For Certain Details About Sly Stallone on: November 09, 2009, 11:53:03 AM
I read that Franco referred to Sly as having Mr Olympia potential.  Is this true? 

Also, I would like to know:

Is it true Sly is into scat?

What is Sly's religious affiliation?

Thanks guys.
3  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: what a waist of 1,20.000$ on: November 08, 2009, 03:06:58 PM
How much money did you "waist" on English lessons?
4  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Religious Debates & Threads / Re: Jesus Was NOT Hung On A Cross on: November 08, 2009, 03:04:26 PM
Quite a few guys got a piece of Mary.  That was another reason to run off with Joe - she was not 100% sure who the father was.  

I'm not so sure that people are any smarter today than they were back then.  Sure, *we're* smarter, but what about the billions who are just as gullible?

Even accounting for churches that update their teachings to account for the times, the fact that people still believe the fairy tales is mind-blowing.  

After reviewing the content of your posts, I would venture to guess the "blowing" of your "mind" doesn't require much effort.
5  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Religious Debates & Threads / Re: Jesus Was NOT Hung On A Cross on: November 08, 2009, 01:44:58 PM

More Proof!
6  Getbig Misc Discussion Boards / Religious Debates & Threads / Jesus Was NOT Hung On A Cross on: November 08, 2009, 01:43:08 PM

It was a Torture Stake
7  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Universal War Predicted on: November 08, 2009, 01:02:51 PM
8  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VII-Battle To The End! on: November 08, 2009, 11:31:22 AM
The ground beneath Branch's feet opens up and Branch disappears!  "You will be rejoined with your companion shortly," says the Reptilian Commander in his British accent.  "What about the monster?", you ask.  "The beast will be fine," responds the reptilian.  "In our galaxy we enjoy superb health, instant healing and immortality...that most cases," the commander's voice lowers, "The beast's wounds shall heal soon.  I must admit, we were surprised by Monsieur Warren's sheer aggression.  We will be offering him a position in our army.  We would like him to become one of us..."
9  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part VI on: November 07, 2009, 08:47:47 AM
Sitting ingloriously on his arse, Branch looks up at the monster and shakes his shaven, muscular head.  He slowly stands up, maintaining penetrating eye contact with the Beast.  Branch wipes of spec of blood off the corner of his mouth, and once again engages the monster.  He performs a lightning fast spinning back kick to the creatures mighty chest, knocking him backward.  Branch spins the other way and lands a backfist on the Lionhead's jaw.  Branch follows this up with a barrage of devastating Karate punches into the monster's face, solar plexus, and abdomen.  Branch jumps high into the air nails him in the head with a spinning roundhouse kick.  The Lion-Monster staggers backwards, losing his bearings.  Wait!  A Gray in the audience throws a folding chair to the monster!  Wielding the chair, he charges at Branch.  Branch goes straight down into a full split, and drives a thrust punch into monster's balls.  The monster freezes, eyes rolling into the back of his head.  Blood spills down the Lionface, and collapses.  Branch stands tall over his defeated foe, who lies prostrate at the feet of the insanely muscled victor.
10  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode Part V (Shocking)! on: November 06, 2009, 01:10:24 PM
The Reptilian Commander pushes a button and a wall rises, revealing behind a glass wall, a small arena.  "Now that your friend Branch has completed the mating process with ten of our alien species, it is time for some sport," he begins.  You look into the arena and see the seats are filled with Gray Aliens, like the one's who initially captured Branch and yourself.  An enormous creature emerges from beneath the seats and saunters to the center of the arena.  The creature is about seven feet tall, with the torso of a Mr. Olympia, the head of a lion, and the legs of a Gorilla.  He points his finger up at a Gray in the balcony and, to the delight of the crowd, shoots a pale green lazer beam blows the Gray's head off in a violent explosion.  Next, a door opens from the other side of the arena, and Branch Warren steps forward wearing a deep purple Karate uniform, which hugs every bulge of muscle in Branch's iron forged physique.  The belt is black.  Branch strides forward evenly.  "I didn't know Branch knew Karate," you observe.  "He doesn't," says The Commander, "But to make this tournament interesting, we have programmed his central nervous system with Tenth Degree Black Belt level capabilities.  Branch's newly acquired skills should last for about ninety nanometres, or seventy five earth minutes."  In the arena, the Lion Monster assumes a combat stance.  Branch measures the Monster up and down with the steely eyes of a master martial artist.
"You may recognize that morbid creature from The Book Of Revelations," says the Commander.  "His Destiny includes a visit to Earth, but not quite yet."  The Monster throws a mighty right at Branch, who blocks it with a chop of his left hand.  Branch then leg sweeps the Monster, who goes down with a crash!  Back on his feet in a flash, the Lionheaded Beast emits a mighty roar and drives his gorilla leg into Branch's midsection.  Branch is down.  The Monster bends over and grabs Branch, and in a fluid movement power presses the Mr. O Runner Up overhead.  He tosses Branch like a rag doll, and the bodybuilder lands flat on his back!

11  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: OLYMPIA CONTENDER: LEGIT 23" ARMS on: November 02, 2009, 04:16:19 PM
I love that stuff
12  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Black Personal Trainer Steals A Guy's Fiancee on: November 02, 2009, 04:06:46 PM
13  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Black Personal Trainer Steals A Guy's Fiancee: Bob Chick's Opinion Please on: November 02, 2009, 01:47:15 PM
Seeing as how these folks are from Bobby Chick's neck of the woods, Upstate New York, I was wondering if he could weigh in on this situation.  What's your opinion Chick?
14  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Black Personal Trainer Steals A Guy's Fiancee on: November 02, 2009, 10:02:51 AM
This from an online men's magazine's advice column:

Dear Veronica,

Here is my situation.  About five months ago, my fiancee- or should I say my ex-fiancee-recently began working out at a local gym in our home town.   Her personal trainer is a forty two year old married black man who is extremely well built, cut and defined.  It is also rumored around town that he is packing 11 inches downstairs.  My fiancee, who is white like me, began running around with this jerk and broke things off with me.  I have just been informed that she now lives in the guest room of his house which he shares with his wife, who is black, and their children.  He is evidently going into the guest room at night and screwing her.  All I want is my honey-bunny back in my life.  The wedding date has not been cancelled as of yet and I would like to go forward with the wedding and put this thing behind us.  How can I get my gal back and put the relationship back on track?

Hearbroken in Buffalo
15  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Who Would Win In A Fight? on: October 31, 2009, 12:15:02 PM

Nope.  His mom's tonils, and my 9 1/2 reasons she keeps falling in love with me over and over.
16  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Who Would Win In A Fight? on: October 31, 2009, 11:42:14 AM
Shouldn't you be busy writing some fag story? You're the fag story guy right?
Yes I am, when I'm not busy getting a "tonsil massage" from your mother.
17  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Who Would Win In A Fight? on: October 30, 2009, 02:51:35 PM
Whose tougher? Fall Out Boy or My Chemical Romance?
18  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Jay Posedown on: October 28, 2009, 01:49:38 PM
19  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Branch Warren Sequence: The Lost Episode on: October 27, 2009, 12:20:19 PM
You awaken sitting in something like a dentist's chair.  Trying to move, you realize you are still subdued.  Another creature is now standing before you.  He looks different than the others.  He is obviously in charge.  He looks like some kind of lizard or reptile:  long, narrow green face and creepy eyes.  He is wearing a white oxford shirt with blue pinstripes, a blue and gray regimented tie, pleated navy blue dress pants, and wing tipped shoes.  You look at his green, scaly hands and see that they are webbed.  His mouth doesn't move but you hear his voice!  "Don't worry, I am transmitting messages to you in Earth English, and you are receiving them.  You may think back in response," he begins in a British accent.
   "Okay", you respond.
 "We are in the midst of a war with the Maginis. My group has been commissioned with the task of gathering superior DNA so that we may create Super Aliens capable of mass destruction and, more importantly, able to withstand extreme punishment, including atomic radiation," the Reptilian continues, "Our search led us to one Mr. Branch Warren of the planet Earth.  As fate has it, you have come along for the ride.  Have no fear, you will not be harmed.  We merely need Mr. Warren to mate with a selection of our female breed, and the two of you will be returned to the abduction site.  At the current moment, your friend Mr. Warren has been put out to stud in one of the spacecraft's labs."
     "Oh," you reply.
     "Incidentally, we took a sample of your semen and, unfortunately, found your sperm to be quite lacking.  May we advise you to refrain from having children?  No matter.  We have we want:  A new generation of Branch Warren/Alien Hybrids.  A generation of a New Cosmic Race which will rule the Universe!"
     "What about Jehovah?", you ask.  
     The Reptile Commander smirks  "Finally, after all eternity, we shall supplant Jehovah...And is all ours!  Space will belong to us!!"
20  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: Thoughts On This Stud? on: October 26, 2009, 08:53:56 AM
21  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Thoughts On This Stud? on: October 25, 2009, 12:54:03 PM
22  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Is The Time Right For A Jay Cutler Sequence? on: October 25, 2009, 12:49:26 PM
What sayeth the publick?
23  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Jay Cutler: Most Gorgeous Man In The World on: October 25, 2009, 10:17:28 AM

What a specimen!
24  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Jay Cutlers "Business Acumen" on: October 25, 2009, 08:52:49 AM
I've heard a lot of talk about Jay Cutler's "business acumen", "savvy", "investments", etc. Does anyone have any specifics? 
25  Getbig Main Boards / Gossip & Opinions / Re: CUTLER'S NEW LOOK... on: October 25, 2009, 08:51:09 AM
or perhaps something dignified and age appropriate?
Stay out of this junior, grown folks is talking.
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